第 12 节
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  enemy; but fortune; against her will; threw her into another haven; where
  she landed in safety。  And that man of old who; throwing a stone at a
  dog; hit and killed his mother…in…law; had he not reason to pronounce
  this verse:
  '〃Fortune has more judgement than we。〃Menander'
  Icetes had contracted with two soldiers to kill Timoleon at Adrana in
  Sicily。'Plutarch; Life of Timoleon; c。 7。' They took their time to do
  it when he was assisting at a sacrifice; and thrusting into the crowd;
  as they were making signs to one another; that now was a fit time to do
  their business; in steps a third; who; with a sword takes one of them
  full drive over the pate; lays him dead upon the place and runs away;
  which the others see; and concluding himself discovered and lost; runs to
  the altar and begs for mercy; promising to discover the whole truth;
  which as he was doing; and laying open the full conspiracy; behold the
  third man; who being apprehended; was; as a murderer; thrust and hauled
  by the people through the press; towards Timoleon; and the other most
  eminent persons of the assembly; before whom being brought; he cries out
  for pardon; pleading that he had justly slain his father's murderer;
  which he; also; proving upon the spot; by sufficient witnesses; whom his
  good fortune very opportunely supplied him withal; that his father was
  really killed in the city of Leontini; by that very man on whom he had
  taken his revenge; he was presently awarded ten Attic minae; for having
  had the good fortune; by designing to revenge the death of his father;
  to preserve the life of the common father of Sicily。  Fortune; truly; in
  her conduct surpasses all the rules of human prudence。
  But to conclude: is there not a direct application of her favour; bounty;
  and piety manifestly discovered in this action?  Ignatius the father and
  Ignatius the son being proscribed by the triumvirs of Rome; resolved upon
  this generous act of mutual kindness; to fall by the hands of one
  another; and by that means to frustrate and defeat the cruelty of the
  tyrants; and accordingly with their swords drawn; ran full drive upon one
  another; where fortune so guided the points; that they made two equally
  mortal wounds; affording withal so much honour to so brave a friendship;
  as to leave them just strength enough to draw out their bloody swords;
  that they might have liberty to embrace one another in this dying
  condition; with so close and hearty an embrace; that the executioner cut
  off both their heads at once; leaving the bodies still fast linked
  together in this noble bond; and their wounds joined mouth to mouth;
  affectionately sucking in the last blood and remainder of the lives of
  each other。
  CHAPTER XXXIV
  OF ONE DEFECT IN OUR GOVERNMENT
  My late father; a man that had no other advantages than experience and
  his own natural parts; was nevertheless of a very clear judgment;
  formerly told me that he once had thoughts of endeavouring to introduce
  this practice; that there might be in every city a certain place assigned
  to which such as stood in need of anything might repair; and have their
  business entered by an officer appointed for that purpose。  As for
  example: I want a chapman to buy my pearls; I want one that has pearls to
  sell; such a one wants company to go to Paris; such a one seeks a servant
  of such a quality; such a one a master; such a one such an artificer;
  some inquiring for one thing; some for another; every one according to
  what he wants。  And doubtless; these mutual advertisements would be of no
  contemptible advantage to the public correspondence and intelligence: for
  there are evermore conditions that hunt after one another; and for want
  of knowing one another's occasions leave men in very great necessity。
  I have heard; to the great shame of the age we live in; that in our very
  sight two most excellent men for learning died so poor that they had
  scarce bread to put in their mouths: Lilius Gregorius Giraldus in Italy
  and Sebastianus Castalio in Germany: and I believe there are a thousand
  men would have invited them into their families; with very advantageous
  conditions; or have relieved them where they were; had they known their
  wants。  The world is not so generally corrupted; but that I know a man
  that would heartily wish the estate his ancestors have left him might be
  employed; so long as it shall please fortune to give him leave to enjoy
  it; to secure rare and remarkable persons of any kind; whom misfortune
  sometimes persecutes to the last degree; from the dangers of necessity;
  and at least place them in such a condition that they must be very hard
  to please; if they are not contented。
  My father in his domestic economy had this rule (which I know how to
  commend; but by no means to imitate); namely; that besides the day…book
  or memorial of household affairs; where the small accounts; payments; and
  disbursements; which do not require a secretary's hand; were entered; and
  which a steward always had in custody; he ordered him whom he employed to
  write for him; to keep a journal; and in it to set down all the
  remarkable occurrences; and daily memorials of the history of his house:
  very pleasant to look over; when time begins to wear things out of
  memory; and very useful sometimes to put us out of doubt when such a
  thing was begun; when ended; what visitors came; and when they went; our
  travels; absences; marriages; and deaths; the reception of good or ill
  news; the change of principal servants; and the like。  An ancient custom;
  which I think it would not be amiss for every one to revive in his own
  house; and I find I did very foolishly in neglecting it。
  CHAPTER XXXV
  OF THE CUSTOM OF WEARING CLOTHES
  Whatever I shall say upon this subject; I am of necessity to invade some
  of the bounds of custom; so careful has she been to shut up all the
  avenues。  I was disputing with myself in this shivering season; whether
  the fashion of going naked in those nations lately discovered is imposed
  upon them by the hot temperature of the air; as we say of the Indians and
  Moors; or whether it be the original fashion of mankind。  Men of
  understanding; forasmuch as all things under the sun; as the Holy Writ
  declares; are subject to the same laws; were wont in such considerations
  as these; where we are to distinguish the natural laws from those which
  have been imposed by man's invention; to have recourse to the general
  polity of the world; where there can be nothing counterfeit。  Now; all
  other creatures being sufficiently furnished with all things necessary
  for the support of their being 'Montaigne's expression is; 〃with needle
  and thread。〃W。C。H。' it is not to be imagined that we only are brought
  into the world in a defective and indigent condition; and in such a state
  as cannot subsist without external aid。  Therefore it is that I believe;
  that as plants; trees; and animals; and all things that have life; are
  seen to be by nature sufficiently clothed and covered; to defend them
  from the injuries of weather:
  〃Proptereaque fere res omnes ant corio sunt;
  Aut seta; ant conchis; ant callo; ant cortice tectae;〃
  '〃And that for this reason nearly all things are clothed with skin;
  or hair; or shells; or bark; or some such thing。〃
  Lucretius; iv。 936。'
  so were we: but as those who by artificial light put out that of day; so
  we by borrowed forms and fashions have destroyed our own。  And 'tis plain
  enough to be seen; that 'tis custom only which renders that impossible
  that otherwise is nothing so; for of those nations who have no manner of
  knowledge of clothing; some are situated under the same temperature that
  we are; and some in much colder climates。  And besides; our most tender
  parts are always exposed to the air; as the eyes; mouth; nose; and ears;
  and our country labourers; like our ancestors in former times; go with
  their breasts and bellies open。  Had we been born with a necessity upon
  us of wearing petticoats and breeches; there is no doubt but nature would
  have fortified those parts she intended should be exposed to the fury of
  the seasons with a thicker skin; as she has done the finger…ends and the
  soles of the feet。  And why should this seem hard to believe?  I observe
  much greater distance betwixt my habit and that of one of our country
  boors; than betwixt his and that of a man who has no other covering but
  his skin。  How many men; especially in Turkey; go naked upon the account
  of devotion?  Some one asked a beggar; whom he saw in his shirt in the
  depth of winter; as brisk and frolic as he who goes muffled up to the
  ears in furs; how he was able to endure to go so?  〃Why; sir;〃 he
  answered; 〃you go with your face bare: I am all face。〃  The Italians have
  a story of the Duke of Florence's fool; whom his master asking how; being
  so thinly clad; he was able to support the cold; when he himself; warmly
  wrapped up as he was; was hardly able to do it?  〃Why;〃 replied the fool;
  〃use my receipt to put on all your clothes you have at once; and you'll
  feel no more cold than I。〃  King Massinissa; to an extreme old age; could
  never be prevailed upon to go with his head covered; how cold; stormy; or
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