第 7 节
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  Tobago? Island of Barataria your Lordship must be meaning; Island of which I cannot be the Sancho Panza!〃 'Ib。 31。' And Nivernois found he must not mention Tobago again。
  For the rest; Friedrich made no secret of his English Treaty; showed it with all frankness to Nivernois; in all points: 〃Is there; can the most captious allege that there is; anything against France in it。 My one wish and aim; that of Peace for myself: judge!〃 Nivernois stayed till March; but seems to have had; of definite; only Tobago and good words; so that nothing farther came of him; and there was no Renewal of Treaty then or after。 Thus; in his third month (March; 1756); practical Nivernois was recalled; without result;instead of whom fat Valori was sent; privately intending 〃to do nothing but observe; in Berlin。〃 From all which; we infer that the Babiole Committee now saw land; and that Bernis himself had decided in the affirmative: 〃Austria; not Prussia; yes; Madame!〃 To the joy of Madame and everybody。 For; it is incredible; say all witnesses; what indignation broke out in Paris when Friedrich made this new 〃defection;〃 so they termed it; revolt from his Liege Lord (who had been so exemplary to him on former occasions!); and would not bite at Tobago when offered。 So that the Babiole Committee went on; henceforth; with flowing sea; and by Mayday (1st MAY; 1756) brought out its French… Austrian Treaty in a completed state。 〃To stand by one another;〃 like Castor and Pollux; in a manner; 〃24;000; reciprocally; to be ready on demand;〃 nay I think something of 〃subsidies〃 withal;TO Austria; of course。 But the particulars are not worth giving; the Performance; thanks to a zealous Pompadour; having quite outrun the Stipulation; and left it practically out of sight; when the push came。 Our Constitutional Historian may shadow the rest:
  〃France and England going to War in these sad circumstances; and France and Austria being privately prepared 'by Kaunitz and others' to swear everlasting friendship on the occasion; instead of everlasting enmity as heretofore; unexpected changes; miraculous to the Gazetteers; became inevitable;nothing less; in short; than explosion or topsy…turvying of the old Diplomatic…Political Scheme of Europe。 Old dance of the Constellations flung heels…over…head on the sudden; and much pirouetting; jigging; setting; before they could change partners; and continue their august dance again; whether in War or Peace。 No end to the industrious wonder of the Gazetteer mind; to the dark difficulties of the Diplomatic。 What bafflings; agonistic shufflings; impotent gazings into the dark; what seductive fiddling; and being fiddled to! A most sad function of Humanity; if sometimes an inevitable one; which ought surely at all times to be got over as briefly as possible。 To be written of; especially; with a maximum of brevity; human nature being justly impatient of talk about it; beyond the strictly needful。〃
  Most true it is; and was most miraculous; though now quite forgotten again; Political Europe had to make a complete whirl… round on that occasion。 And not in a day; and merely saying to itself; 〃Let me do summerset!〃 as idle readers suppose;but with long months of agonistic shuffle and struggle in all places; and such Diplomatic fiddling and being fiddled to; as seldom was before。 Of which; these two instances; the Bernis and the Hanbury; are to serve as specimen; two and no more: a universe of extinct fiddling compressed into two nutshells; if readers have an ear。
  Chapter III。
  FRENCH…ENGLISH WAR BREAKS OUT。
  The French; in reality a good deal astonished at the Prussian… Britannic Treaty; affected to take it easy: 〃Treaty for Neutrality of Germany?〃 said they: 〃Very good indeed。 Perhaps there are places nearer us; where our troops can be employed to more advantage!〃 'Their 〃Declaration〃 on it (Adelung; vii。 613。'hinting vocally; as henceforth their silent procedures; their diligence in the dockyards; moving of troops coastward and the like; still more clearly did; That an Invasion of England itself was the thing next to be expected。
  England and France are; by this time; alike fiercely determined on War; but their states of preparation are very different。 The French have War…ships again; not to mention Armies which they always have; some skilful Admirals withal;La Gallisonniere; our old Canada friend; is one; very busy at present;and mean to try seriously the Question of Sea…Supremacy once more。 If an Invasion did chance to land; the state of England would be found handy beyond hope! How many fighting regiments England has; I need not inquire; nor with what strategic virtue they would go to work;enough to mention the singular fact (recently true; and still; I perceive; too like the truth); That of all their regiments; 〃only Three are in this Country〃; or have Colonels even nominated。 Incredible; but certain。 And the interesting point is; his Grace of Newcastle dare not have Colonels; still less higher Officers nominated; because Royal Highness of Cumberland would have the naming of them; and they would be enemies to his Grace。 'Walpole;  George the Second;  ii。 19 (date; 〃March 25th; 1755;〃 and how long after; is not said: but see Pitt's Speeches; ib。; all through 1756; and farther)。' In such posture stands the Envy of surrounding Nations at this moment。
  〃Hire Hessians;〃 cry they; 〃hire Hanoverians; if France land on us; we are undone!〃and continue their Parliamentary Eloquences in a most distressful manner。 〃Apply to the Dutch; at any rate; for their 6;000 as per Treaty〃; cries everybody。 Which is done。 But the Dutch piteously wring their hands: 〃Dare not; your Majesty; how dare we; for France and our neglected Barrier! Oh; generous Majesty; excuse us!〃and the generous Majesty has to do it; and leave the Dutch in peace; this time。 Hessians; Hanoverians; after eloquence enough; are at last got sent for; to guard us against this terrible Invasion: about 10;000 of each kind; and do land; the native populations very sulky on them (〃We won't billet you; not we; build huts; and be!〃); with much Parliamentary and Newspaper Commentary going on; of a distressful nature。 〃Saturday; 15th May; 1756; Hessians disembark at Southampton; obliged to pitch Camp in the neighborhood: Friday; 21st May; the Hanoverians; at Chatham; who hut themselves Canterbury way;〃and have (what is the sum…total of their achievements in this Country) a case of shoplifting; 〃pocket…handkerchief; across the counter; in open day;〃 one case (or what seemed to be one; but was not); '〃At Maidstone; 13th Septemher; 1756;〃 Hanoverian soldier; purchasing a handkerchief; imagines he has purchased two (not yet clipt asunder); haberdasher and he having no language in common:  Gentleman's Magazine;  for 1756; pp。 259; 448; &c。; Walpole; SAEPIUS。' 〃and the fellow not to be tried by us for it!〃 which enrages the constitutional heart。 Alas; my heavy…laden constitutional heart; but what can we do? These drilled louts will guard us; should this terrible Invasion land。 And indeed; about three weeks BEFORE these louts arrived; the terrible Invasion had declared itself to have been altogether a feint; and had lifted anchor; quite in the opposite direction; on an errand we shall hear of soon!
  About the same date; I observe; 〃the first regiment of Footguards practising the Prussian drill…exercise in Hyde Park;〃 and hope his Grace of Newcastle and the Hero of Culloden (immortal Hero; and aiming high in Politics at this time) will; at least; have fallen upon some method of getting Colonels nominated。 But the wide… weltering chaos of platitudes; agitated by hysterical imbecilities; regulating England in this great crisis; fills the constitutional mind with sorrow; and indeed is definable; once more; as amazing! England is a stubborn Country; but it was not by procedures of the Cumberland…Newcastle kind that England; and her Colonies; and Sea… and…Land Kingdoms; was built together; nor by these; except miracle intervene; that she can stand long against stress! Looking at the dismal matter from this distance; there is visible to me in the foggy heart of it one lucent element; and pretty much one only; the individual named William Pitt; as I have read him: if by miracle that royal soul could; even for a time; get to something of Kingship there? Courage; miracles do happen; let us hope!This is whitherward the grand Invasion had gone:
  TOULON; 10th APRIL; 1756。 La Gallisonniere; our old Canadian friend; a crooked little man of great faculty; who has been busy in the dockyards lately; weighs anchor from Toulon; 〃12 sail of the line; 5 frigates and above 100 transport…ships;〃 with the grand Invasion…of…England Armament on board: 16;000 picked troops; complete in all points; Marechal Duc de Richelieu commanding。 'Adelung; viii。 70。' Weighs anchor; and; singular to see; steers; not for England; and the Hessian…Hanover Defenders (who would have been in such excellent time); but direct for Minorca; as the surer thing! Will seize Minorca; a so…called inexpugnable Possession of the English;Key of their Mediterranean Supremacies;really inexpugnable enough; but which lies in the usual dilapidated state; though by chance with a courageous old Governor in it; who wil