第 34 节
作者:管他三七二十一      更新:2021-12-07 09:25      字数:9322
  can search my box。〃
  〃Mrs。 Staines will not search your box; and you will retire at once
  to your own part of the house。〃
  〃I'll go farther than that;〃 said she; and soon after the street
  door was slammed; the Bijou shook。
  At six o'clock next morning; she came for her box。  It had been put
  away for safety。  Pearman told her she must wait till the doctor
  came down。  She did not wait; but went at eleven A。M。 to a police…
  magistrate; and took out a summons against Dr。 Staines; for
  detaining a box containing certain articles specifiedvalue under
  fifteen pounds。
  When Dr。 Staines heard she had been for her box; but left no
  address; he sent Pearman to hunt for her。  He could not find her。
  She avoided the house; but sent a woman for her diurnal love
  letters。  Dr。 Staines sent the woman back to fetch her。  She came;
  received her box; her letters; and the balance of her wages; which
  was small; for Staines deducted the three weeks' wages。
  Two days afterwards; to his surprise; the summons was served。
  Out of respect for a court of justice; however humble; Dr。 Staines
  attended next Monday to meet the summons。
  The magistrate was an elderly man; with a face shaped like a hog's;
  but much richer in color; being purple and pimply; so foul a visage
  Staines had rarely seen; even in the lowest class of the community。
  Clara swore that her box had been opened; and certain things stolen
  out of it; and that she had been refused the box next morning。
  Staines swore that he had never opened the box; and that; if any
  one else had; it was with her consent; for she had left the keys
  for that purpose。  He bade the magistrate observe that if a servant
  went away like this; and left no address; she put it out of the
  master's POWER to send her box after her; and he proved he had some
  trouble to force the box on her。
  The pig…faced beak showed a manifest leaning towards the servant;
  but there wasn't a leg to stand on; and he did not believe; nor was
  it credible; that anything had been stolen out of her box。
  At this moment; Pearman; sent by Rosa; entered the court with an
  old gown of Clara's that had been discovered in the scullery; and a
  scribbling…book of the doctor's; which Clara had appropriated; and
  written amorous verses in; very superiorin numberto those that
  have come down to us from Anacreon。
  〃Hand me those;〃 said the pig…faced beak。
  〃What are they; Dr。 Staines?〃
  〃I really don't know。  I must ask my servant。〃
  〃Why; more things of mine that have been detained;〃 said Clara。
  〃Some things that have been found since she left;〃 said Staines。
  〃Oh! those that hide know where to find。〃
  〃Young woman;〃 said Staines; 〃do not insult those whose bread you
  have eaten; and who have given you many presents besides your
  wages。  Since you are so ready to accuse people of stealing; permit
  me to say that this book is mine; and not yours; and yet; you see;
  it is sent after you because you have written your trash in it。〃
  The purple; pig…faced beak went instantly out of the record; and
  wasted a deal of time reading Clara's poetry; and trying to be
  witty。  He raised the question whose book this was。  The girl swore
  that it WAS given her by a lady who was now in Rome。  Staines swore
  he bought it of a certain stationer; and happening to have his
  passbook in his pocket; produced an entry corresponding with the
  date of the book。
  The pig…faced beak said that the doctor's was an improbable story;
  and that the gown and the book were quite enough to justify the
  summons。  Verdict; one guinea costs。
  〃What; because two things she never demanded have been found and
  sent after her?  This is monstrous。  I shall appeal to your
  superiors。〃
  〃If you are impertinent I'll fine you five pounds。〃
  〃Very well; sir。  Now hear me: if this is an honest judgment; I
  pray God I may be dead before the year's out; and; if it isn't; I
  pray God you may be。〃
  Then the pig…faced beak fired up; and threatened to fine him for
  blaspheming。
  He deigned no reply; but paid the guinea; and Clara swept out of
  the court; with a train a yard long; and leaning on the arm of a
  scarlet soldier who avenged Dr。 Staines with military promptitude。
  Christopher went home raging internally; for hitherto he had never
  seen so gross a case of injustice。
  One of his humble patients followed him; and said; 〃I wish I had
  known; sir; you shouldn't have come here to be insulted。  Why; no
  gentleman can ever get justice against a servant girl when HE is
  sitting。  It is notorious; and that makes these hussies so bold。
  I've seen that jade here with the same story twice afore。〃
  Staines reached home more discomposed than he could have himself
  believed。  The reason was that barefaced injustice in a court of
  justice shook his whole faith in man。  He opened the street door
  with his latch…key; and found two men standing in the passage。  He
  inquired what they wanted。
  〃Well; sir;〃 said one of them; civilly enough; 〃we only want our
  due。〃
  〃For what?〃
  〃For goods delivered at this house; sir。  Balance of account。〃  And
  he handed him a butcher's bill; L88; 11s。 5 1/2d。
  〃You must be mistaken; we run no bills here。  We pay ready money
  for everything。〃
  〃Well; sir;〃 said the butcher; 〃there have been payments; but the
  balance has always been gaining; and we have been put off so often;
  we determined to see the master。  Show you the books; sir; and
  welcome。〃
  〃This instant; if you please。〃  He took the butcher's address; who
  then retired; and the other tradesman; a grocer; told him a similar
  tale; balance; sixty pounds odd。
  He went to the butcher's; sick at heart; inspected the books; and
  saw that; right or wrong; they were incontrovertible; that debt had
  been gaining slowly; but surely; almost from the time he confided
  the accounts to his wife。  She had kept faith with him about five
  weeks; no more。
  The grocer's books told a similar tale。
  The debtor put his hand to his heart; and stood a moment。  The very
  grocer pitied him; and said; 〃There's no harry; doctor; a trifle on
  account; if settlement in full not convenient just now。  I see you
  have been kept in the dark。〃
  〃No; no;〃 said Christopher; 〃I'll pay every shilling。〃  He gave one
  gulp; and hurried away。
  At the fishmonger's; the same story; only for a smaller amount。
  A bill of nineteen pounds at the very pastrycook's; a place she had
  promised him; as her physician; never to enter。
  At the draper's; thirty…seven pounds odd。
  In short; wherever she had dealt; the same system: partial
  payments; and ever…growing debt。
  Remembering Madame Cie; he drove in a cab to Regent Street; and
  asked for Mrs。 Staines's account。
  〃Shall I send it; sir?〃
  〃No; I will take it with me。〃
  〃Miss Edwards; make out Mrs。 Staines's account; if you please。〃
  Miss Edwards was a good while making it out; but it was ready at
  last。  He thrust it into his pocket; without daring to look at it
  there; but he went into Verrey's; and asked for a cup of coffee;
  and perused the document。
  The principal items were as follows:
  L  s。
  May 4。   Re…shaping and repairing elegant lace mantle;  1  8
  Chip bonnet; feather; and flowers 。  。  。  。   4  4
  May 20。  Making and trimming blue silk dressmaterial
  part found 。  。  。  。  。  。  。  。  。  。  。  19 19
  Five yards rich blue silk to match。  。  。  。   4  2
  June 1。  Polonaise and jacket trimmed with lace
  material part found 。  。  。  。  。  。  。  。  17 17
  June 8。  One black silk dress; handsomely trimmed
  with jet guipure and lace 。  。  。  。  。  。  49 18
  A few shreds and fragments of finery; bought at odd times; swelled
  the bill to L99 11s。 6d。not to terrify the female mind with three
  figures。
  And let no unsophisticated young lady imagine that the trimmings;
  which constituted three…fourths of this bill; were worth anything。
  The word 〃lace;〃 in Madame Cie's bill; invariably meant machine…
  made trash; worth tenpence a yard; but charged eighteen shillings a
  yard for one pennyworth of work in putting it on。  Where real lace
  was used; Madame Cie always LET HER CUSTOMERS KNOW IT。  Miss
  Lucas's bill for this year contained the two following little
  items:
  L s。
  Rich gros de cecile polonaise and jacket to match;
  trimmed with Chantilly lace and valenciennes 。  。  。  68 5
  Superb robe de chambre; richly trimmed with skunk fur。  40 0
  The customer found the stuff; viz。; two shawls。  Carolina found the
  nasty little pole…cats; and got twenty…four shillings for them;
  Madame Cie found THE REST。
  But Christopher Staines had not Miss Lucas's bill to compare his
  wife's with。  He could only compare the latter with their income;
  and with male notions of common sense and reason。
  He went home; and into his studio; and sat down on his hard beech
  chair; he looked round on his books and his work; and then; for the
  first time; remembered how long and how patiently he had toiled for
  every hundred pounds he had made; and he laid the evidences of his
  wife's profusion and deceit by the side of those signs of painful
  industry and self…de