第 22 节
作者:管他三七二十一      更新:2021-12-07 09:25      字数:9322
  Staines paid the woman a visit or two; and treated her so
  effectually; that soon her visits were paid to him。  She was cured;
  and Staines; who by this time wanted to see money; sent to Collett。
  Collett did not answer。
  Staines wrote warmly。
  Collett dead silent。
  Staines employed a solicitor。
  Collett said he had recommended the patient; that was all。  He had
  never said he would pay her debts。  That was her husband's
  business。
  Now her husband was the mate of a ship; would not be in England for
  eighteen months。
  The woman; visited by lawyer's clerk; cried bitterly; and said she
  and her children had scarcely enough to eat。
  Lawyer advised Staines to abandon the case; and pay him two pounds
  fifteen shillings expenses。  He did so。
  〃This is damnable;〃 said he。  〃I must get it out of Pettigrew; by…
  the…by; he has not been here this two days。〃
  He waited another day for Pettigrew; and then wrote to him。  No
  answer。  Called。  Pettigrew gone abroad。  House in Manchester
  Square to let。
  Staines went to the house…agent with his tale。  Agent was
  impenetrable at first; but; at last; won by the doctor's manner and
  his unhappiness; referred him to Pettigrew's solicitor; the
  solicitor was a respectable man; and said he would forward the
  claim to Pettigrew in Paris。
  But by this time Pettigrew was chattering and guzzling in Berlin;
  and thence he got to St。 Petersburg。  In that stronghold of
  gluttony; he gormandized more than ever; and; being unable to talk
  it off his stomach; as in other cities; had apoplexy; and died。
  But long before this Staines saw his money was as irrecoverable as
  his sherry; and he said to Rosa; 〃I wonder whether I shall ever
  live to curse the human race?〃
  〃Heaven forbid!〃 said Rosa。  〃Oh; they use you cruelly; my poor;
  poor Christie!〃
  Thus for months the young doctor's patients bled him; and that was
  all。
  And Rosa got more and more moped at being in the house so much; and
  pestered Christopher to take her out; and he declined: and; being a
  man hard to beat; took to writing on medical subjects; in hopes of
  getting some money from the various medical and scientific
  publications; but he found it as hard to get the wedge in there as
  to get patients。
  At last Rosa's remonstrances began to rise into something that
  sounded like reproaches。  One Sunday she came to him in her bonnet;
  and interrupted his studies; to say he might as well lay down the
  pen; and talk。  Nobody would publish anything he wrote。
  Christopher frowned; but contained himself; and laid down the pen。
  〃I might as well not be married at all as be a doctor's wife。  You
  are never seen out with me; not even to church。  Do behave like a
  Christian; and come to church with me now。〃
  Dr。 Staines shook his head。
  〃Why; I wouldn't miss church for all the world。  Any excitement is
  better than always moping。  Come over the water with me。  The time
  Jane and I went; the clergyman read a paper that Mr。 Brown had
  fallen down in a fit。  There was such a rush directly; and I'm sure
  fifty ladies went outfancy; all Mrs。 Browns!  Wasn't that fun?〃
  〃Fun?  I don't see it。  Well; Rosa; your mind is evidently better
  adapted to diversion than mine is。  Go you to church; love; and
  I'll continue my studies。〃
  〃Then all I can say is; I wish I was back in my father's house。
  Husband! friend! companion!I have none。〃
  Then she burst out crying violently; and; being shocked at what she
  had said; and at the agony it had brought into her husband's face;
  she went off into hysterics; and as his heart would not let him
  bellow at her; or empty a bucket on her as he would on another
  patient; she had a good long bout of them: and got her way; for she
  broke up his studies for that day; at all events。
  Even after the hysterics were got under; she continued to moan and
  sigh very prettily; with her lovely; languid head pillowed on her
  husband's arm; in a word; though the hysterics were real; yet this
  innocent young person had the presence of mind to postpone entire
  convalescence; and lay herself out to be petted all day。  But fate
  willed it otherwise: while she was sighing and moaning; came to the
  door a scurrying of feet; and then a sharp; persistent ringing that
  meant something。  The moaner cocked eye and ear; and said; in her
  every…day voice; which; coming so suddenly; sounded very droll;
  〃What is that; I wonder?〃
  Jane hurried to the street…door; and Rosa recovered by magic; and;
  preferring gossip to hysterics; in an almost gleeful whisper;
  ordered Christopher to open the door of the study。  The Bijou was
  so small that the following dialogue rang in their ears:
  A boy in buttons gasped out; 〃Oh; if you please; will you ast the
  doctor to come round directly; there's a haccident。〃
  〃La; bless me!〃 said Jane; and never budged。
  〃Yes; miss。  It's our missus's little girl fallen right off an
  i…chair; and cut her head dreadful; and smothered in blood。〃
  〃La; to be sure!〃 And she waited steadily for more。
  〃Ay; and missus she fainted right off; and I've been to the regler
  doctor; which he's out; and Sarah; the housemaid; said I had better
  come here; you was only just set up; she said; you wouldn't have so
  much to do; says she。〃
  〃That is all SHE knows;〃 said Jane。  〃Why; our masterthey pulls
  him in pieces which is to have him fust。〃
  〃What an awful liar!  Oh; you good girl!〃 whispered Dr。 Staines and
  Rosa in one breath。
  〃Ah; well;〃 said Buttons; 〃any way; Sarah says she knows you are
  clever; 'cos her little girl as lives with her mother; and calls
  Sarah aunt; has bin to your 'spensary with ringworm; and you cured
  her right off。〃
  〃Ay; and a good many more;〃 said Jane; loftily。  She was a
  housemaid of imagination; and while Staines was putting some lint
  and an instrument case into his pocket; she proceeded to relate a
  number of miraculous cures。  Dr。 Staines interrupted them by
  suddenly emerging; and inviting Buttons to take him to the house。
  Mrs。 Staines was so pleased with Jane for cracking up the doctor;
  that she gave her five shillings; and; after that; used to talk to
  her a great deal more than to the cook; which judicious conduct
  presently set all three by the ears。
  Buttons took the doctor to a fine house in the same street; and
  told him his mistress's name on the wayMrs。 Lucas。  He was taken
  up to the nursery; and found Mrs。 Lucas seated; crying and
  lamenting; and a woman holding a little girl of about seven; whose
  brow had been cut open by the fender; on which she had fallen from
  a chair; it looked very ugly; and was even now bleeding。
  Dr。 Staines lost no time; he examined the wound keenly; and then
  said kindly to Mrs。 Lucas; 〃I am happy to tell you it is not
  serious。〃  He then asked for a large basin and some tepid water;
  and bathed it so softly and soothingly that the child soon became
  composed; and the mother discovered the artist at once。  He
  compressed the wound; and explained to Mrs。 Lucas that the
  principal thing really was to avoid an ugly scar。  〃There is no
  danger;〃 said he。  He then bound the wound neatly up; and had the
  girl put to bed。  〃You will not wake her at any particular hour;
  nurse。  Let her sleep。  Have a little strong beef…tea ready; and
  give it her at any hour; night or day; she asks for it。  But do not
  force it on her; or you will do her more harm than good。  She had
  better sleep before she eats。〃
  Mrs。 Lucas begged him to come every morning; and; as he was going;
  she shook hands with him; and the soft palm deposited a hard
  substance wrapped in paper。  He took it with professional gravity
  and seeming unconsciousness; but; once outside the house; went home
  on wings。  He ran up to the drawing…room; and found his wife
  seated; and playing at reading。  He threw himself on his knees; and
  the fee into her lap; and; while she unfolded the paper with an
  ejaculation of pleasure; he said; 〃Darling; the first real patient
  the first real fee。  It is yours to buy the new bonnet。〃
  〃Oh; I'm so glad!〃 said she; with her eyes glistening。  〃But I'm
  afraid one can't get a bonnet fit to wearfor a guinea。〃
  Dr。 Staines visited his little patient every day; and received his
  guinea。  Mrs。 Lucas also called him in for her own little ailments;
  and they were the best possible kind of ailments: for; being
  imaginary; there was no limit to them。
  Then did Mrs。 Staines turn jealous of her husband。  〃They never ask
  me;〃 said she; 〃and I am moped to death。〃
  〃It is hard;〃 said Christopher; sadly。  〃But have a little
  patience。  Society will come to you long before practice comes to
  me。〃
  About two o'clock one afternoon a carriage and pair drove up; and a
  gorgeous footman delivered a card〃Lady Cicely Treherne。〃
  Of course Mrs。 Staines was at home; and only withheld by propriety
  from bounding into the passage to meet her school…fellow。  However;
  she composed herself in the drawing…room; and presently the door
  was opened; and a very tall young woman; richly but not gayly
  dressed; drifted into the room; and stood there a statue of
  composure。
  Rosa had risen to fly to her; but the reverence a girl of eighteen
  strikes into a child of twelve hung about her still; and she came
  timidly forward; blushing and sparkling;