Stanton；〃come　and　view　a　purchase　I　have　made。〃　　Stanton　absently
  alighted；　and　followed　him　across　a　small　paved　court；　the　other
  person　followed。　　〃In　troth；　Cousin；〃　said　Stanton；　〃your　choice
  appears　not　to　have　been　discreetly　made；　your　house　has　somewhat
  of　a　gloomy　aspect。〃〃Hold　you　content；　Cousin；〃　replied　the
  other；　〃I　shall　take　order　that　you　like　it　better；　when　you　have
  been　some　time　a　dweller　therein。〃　　Some　attendants　of　a　mean
  appearance；　and　with　most　suspicious　visages；　awaited　them　on　their
  entrance；　and　they　ascended　a　narrow　staircase；　which　led　to　a　room
  meanly　furnished。　　〃Wait　here；〃　said　the　kinsman；　to　the　man　who
  accompanied　them；　〃till　I　go　for　company　to　divertise　my　cousin　in
  his　loneliness。〃　　They　were　left　alone。　　Stanton　took　no　notice　of
  his　companion；　but　as　usual　seized　the　first　book　near　him；　and
  began　to　read。　　It　was　a　volume　in　manuscript；they　were　then　much
  more　common　than　now。
  The　first　lines　struck　him　as　indicating　insanity　in　the　writer。
  It　was　a　wild　proposal　（written　apparently　after　the　great　fire　of
  London）　to　rebuild　it　with　stone；　and　attempting　to　prove；　on　a
  calculation　wild；　false；　and　yet　sometimes　plausible；　that　this
  could　be　done　out　of　the　colossal　fragments　of　Stonehenge；　which
  the　writer　proposed　to　remove　for　that　purpose。　　Subjoined　were
  several　grotesque　drawings　of　engines　designed　to　remove　those
  massive　blocks；　and　in　a　corner　of　the　page　was　a　note；〃I　would
  have　drawn　these　more　accurately；　but　was　not　allowed　a　KNIFE　to
  mend　my　pen。〃
  The　next　was　entitled；　〃A　modest　proposal　for　the　spreading　of
  Christianity　in　foreign　parts；　whereby　it　is　hoped　its
  entertainment　will　become　general　all　over　the　world。〃This　modest
  proposal　was；　to　convert　the　Turkish　ambassadors　（who　had　been　in
  London　a　few　years　before）；　by　offering　them　their　choice　of　being
  strangled　on　the　spot；　or　becoming　Christians。　　Of　course　the
  writer　reckoned　on　their　embracing　the　easier　alternative；　but　even
  this　was　to　be　clogged　with　a　heavy　condition；namely；　that　they
  must　be　bound　before　a　magistrate　to　convert　twenty　Mussulmans　a
  day；　on　their　return　to　Turkey。　　The　rest　of　the　pamphlet　was
  reasoned　very　much　in　the　conclusive　style　of　Captain　Bobadil；
  these　twenty　will　convert　twenty　more　apiece；　and　these　two　hundred
  converts；　converting　their　due　number　in　the　same　time；　all　Turkey
  would　be　converted　before　the　Grand　Signior　knew　where　he　was。
  Then　comes　the　coup　d'eclat；one　fine　morning；　every　minaret　in
  Constantinople　was　to　ring　out　with　bells；　instead　of　the　cry　of
  the　Muezzins；　and　the　Imaum；　coming　out　to　see　what　was　the　matter；
  was　to　be　encountered　by　the　Archbishop　of　Canterbury；　in
  pontificalibus；　performing　Cathedral　service　in　the　church　of　St。
  Sophia；　which　was　to　finish　the　business。　　Here　an　objection
  appeared　to　arise；　which　the　ingenuity　of　the　writer　had
  anticipated。〃It　may　be　redargued；〃　saith　he；　〃by　those　who　have
  more　spleen　than　brain；　that　forasmuch　as　the　Archbishop　preacheth
  in　English；　he　will　not　thereby　much　edify　the　Turkish　folk；　who　do
  altogether　hold　in　a　vain　gabble　of　their　own。〃　　But　this　（to　use
  his　own　language）　he　〃evites；〃　by　judiciously　observing；　that　where
  service　was　performed　in　an　unknown　tongue；　the　devotion　of　the
  people　was　always　observed　to　be　much　increased　thereby；　as；　for
  instance；　in　the　church　of　Rome；that　St。　Augustine；　with　his
  monks；　advanced　to　meet　King　Ethelbert　singing　litanies　（in　a
  language　his　majesty　could　not　possibly　have　understood）；　and
  converted　him　and　his　whole　court　on　the　spot；that　the　sybilline
  books。　。　。　。
  。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。
  Cum　multis　aliis。
  Between　the　pages　were　cut　most　exquisitely　in　paper　the　likenesses
  of　some　of　these　Turkish　ambassadors；　the　hair　of　the　beards；　in
  particular；　was　feathered　with　a　delicacy　of　touch　that　seemed　the
  work　of　fairy　fingers；but　the　pages　ended　with　a　complaint　of　the
  operator；　that　his　scissors　had　been　taken　from　him。　　However；　he
  consoled　himself　and　the　reader　with　the　assurance；　that　he　would
  that　night　catch　a　moonbeam　as　it　entered　through　the　grating；　and；
  when　he　had　whetted　it　on　the　iron　knobs　of　his　door；　would　do
  wonders　with　it。　　In　the　next　page　was　found　a　melancholy　proof　of
  powerful　but　prostrated　intellect。　　It　contained　some　insane　lines；
  ascribed　to　Lee　the　dramatic　poet；　commencing；
  〃O　that　my　lungs　could　bleat　like　buttered　pease；〃　&c。
  There　is　no　proof　whatever　that　these　miserable　lines　were　really
  written　by　Lee；　except　that　the　measure　is　the　fashionable　quatrain
  of　the　period。　　It　is　singular　that　Stanton　read　on　without
  suspicion　of　his　own　danger；　quite　absorbed　in　the　album　of　a
  madhouse；　without　ever　reflecting　on　the　place　where　he　was；　and
  which　such　compositions　too　manifestly　designated。
  It　was　after　a　long　interval　that　he　looked　round；　and　perceived
  that　his　companion　was　gone。　　Bells　were　unusual　then。　　He
  proceeded　to　the　door；it　was　fastened。　　He　called　aloud；his
  voice　was　echoed　in　a　moment　by　many　others；　but　in　tones　so　wild
  and　discordant；　that　he　desisted　in　involuntary　terror。　　As　the　day
  advanced；　and　no　one　approached；　he　tried　the　window；　and　then
  perceived　for　the　first　time　it　was　grated。　　It　looked　out　on　the
  narrow　flagged　yard；　in　which　no　human　being　was；　and　if　there　had；
  from　such　a　being　no　human　feeling　could　have　been　extracted。
  Sickening　with　unspeakable　horror；　he　sunk　rather　than　sat　down
  beside　the　miserable　window；　and　〃wished　for　day。〃
  。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。　　　　　　　　。
  At　midnight　he　started　from　a　doze；　half　a　swoon；　half　a　sleep；
  which　probably　the　hardness　of　his　seat；　and　of　the　deal　table　on
  which　he　leaned；　had　not　contributed　to　prolong。
  He　was　in　complete　darkness；　the　horror　of　his　situation　struck　him
  at　once；　and　for　a　moment　he　was　indeed　almost　qualified　for　an
  inmate　of　that　dreadful　mansion。　　He　felt　his　way　to　the　door；
  shook　it　with　desperate　strength；　and　uttered　the　most　frightful
  cries；　mixed　with　expostulations　and　commands。　　His　cries　were　in　a
  moment　echoed　by　a　hundred　voices。　　In　maniacs　there　is　a　peculiar
  malignity；　accompanied　by　an　extraordinary　acuteness　of　some　of　the
  senses；　particularly　in　distinguishing　the　voice　of　a　stranger。
  The　cries　that　he　heard　on　every　side　seemed　like　a　wild　and
  infernal　yell　of　joy；　that　their　mansion　of　misery　had　obtained
  another　tenant。
  He　paused；　exhausted；a　quick　and　thundering　step　was　heard　in　the
  passage。　　The　door　was　opened；　and　a　man　of　savage　appearance　stood
  at　the　entrance；two　more　were　seen　indistinctly　in　the　passage。
  〃Release　me；　villain！〃〃Stop；　my　fine　fellow；　what's　all　this
  noise　for？〃　　〃Where　am　I？〃　　〃Where　you　ought　to　be。〃　　〃Will　you
  dare　to　detain　me？〃〃Yes；　and　a　little　more　than　that；〃　answered
  the　ruffian；　applying　a　loaded　horsewhip　to　his　back　and　shoulders；
  till　the　patient　soon　fell　to　the　ground　convulsed　with　rage　and
  pain。　　〃Now　you　see　you　are　where　you　ought　to　be；〃　repeated　the
  ruffian；　brandishing　the　horsewhip　over　him；　〃and　now　take　the
  advice　of　a　friend；　and　make　no　more　noise。　　The　lads　are　ready　for
  you　with　the　darbies；　and　they'll　clink　them　on　in　the　crack　of
  this　whip；　unless　you　prefer　another　touch　of　it　first。〃　　They　then
  were　advancing　into　the　room　as　he　spoke；　with　fetters　in　their
  hands　（strait　waistcoats　being　then　little　known　or　used）；　and
  showed；　by　their　frightful　countenances　and　gestures；　no
  unwillingness　to　apply　them。　　Their　harsh　rattle　on　the　stone
  pavement　made　Stanton's　blood　run　cold；　the　effect；　however；　was
  useful。　　He　had　the　presence　of　mind　to　acknowledge　his　（supposed）
  miserable　condition；　to　supplicate　the　forbearance　of　the　ruthless
  keeper；　and　promise　complete　submission　to　his　orders。　　This
  pacified　the　ruffian；　and　he　retired。
  Stanton　collected　all　his　resolution　to　encounter　the　horrible
  night；　he　saw　all　that　was　before　him；　and　summoned　himself　to　meet
  it。　　After　much　agitated　deliberation；　he　conceived　it　best　to
  continue　the　same　appearance　of　submission　and　tranquillity；　hoping
  that　thus　he　might　in　time　either　propitiate　the　wretches　in　whose
  hands　he　was；　or；　by　his　apparent　inoffensiveness；　procure　such
  opportunities　of　indulgence；　as　might　perhaps　ultimately　facilitate
  his　escape。　　He　therefore　determined　to　conduct　himself　with　the
  utmost　tranquillity；　and　never　to　let　his　voice　be　heard　in　the
  house；　and　he　laid　down　several　other　resolutions　with　a　degree　of
  prudence　which　he　already　shuddered　to　think　might　be　the　cunning
  of　incipient　madness；　or　the　beginning　result　of　the　horrid　habits
  of　the　place。
  These　resolutions　were　put　to　desperate　trial　that　very　night。
  Just　next　to　Stanton's　apartment　were　lodged　two　most　uncongenial
  neighbors。　　One　of　them　was　a　puritanical　weaver；　who　had　been
  driven　mad　by　a　single　sermon　from　the　celebra