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AN EPISODE OF FIDDLETOWN
In 1858 Fiddletown considered her a very pretty woman。 She had a
quantity of light chestnut hair; a good figure; a dazzling
complexion; and a certain languid grace which passed easily for
gentle…womanliness。 She always dressed becomingly; and in what
Fiddletown accepted as the latest fashion。 She had only two
blemishes: one of her velvety eyes; when examined closely; had a
slight cast; and her left cheek bore a small scar left by a single
drop of vitriol happily the only drop of an entire phialthrown
upon her by one of her own jealous sex; that reached the pretty
face it was intended to mar。 But when the observer had studied the
eyes sufficiently to notice this defect; he was generally
incapacitated for criticism; and even the scar on her cheek was
thought by some to add piquancy to her smile。 The youthful editor
of THE FIDDLETOWN AVALANCHE had said privately that it was 〃an
exaggerated dimple。〃 Colonel Starbottle was instantly 〃reminded of
the beautifying patches of the days of Queen Anne; but more
particularly; sir; of the blankest beautiful women that; blank you;
you ever laid your two blank eyes upona Creole woman; sir; in New
Orleans。 And this woman had a scara line extending; blank me;
from her eye to her blank chin。 And this woman; sir; thrilled you;
sir; maddened you; sir; absolutely sent your blank soul to
perdition with her blank fascination! And one day I said to her;
'Celeste; how in blank did you come by that beautiful scar; blank
you?' And she said to me; 'Star; there isn't another white man
that I'd confide in but you; but I made that scar myself;
purposely; I did; blank me。' These were her very words; sir; and
perhaps you think it a blank lie; sir; but I'll put up any blank
sum you can name and prove it; blank me。〃
Indeed; most of the male population of Fiddletown were or had been
in love with her。 Of this number; about one…half believed that
their love was returned; with the exception; possibly; of her own
husband。 He alone had been known to express skepticism。
The name of the gentleman who enjoyed this infelicitous distinction
was Tretherick。 He had been divorced from an excellent wife to
marry this Fiddletown enchantress。 She; also; had been divorced;
but it was hinted that some previous experiences of hers in that
legal formality had made it perhaps less novel; and probably less
sacrificial。 I would not have it inferred from this that she was
deficient in sentiment; or devoid of its highest moral expression。
Her intimate friend had written (on the occasion of her second
divorce); 〃The cold world does not understand Clara yet〃; and
Colonel Starbottle had remarked blankly that with the exception of
a single woman in Opelousas Parish; La。; she had more soul than the
whole caboodle of them put together。 Few indeed could read those
lines entitled 〃Infelissimus;〃 commencing 〃Why waves no cypress
o'er this brow?〃 originally published in the AVALANCHE; over the
signature of 〃The Lady Clare;〃 without feeling the tear of
sensibility tremble on his eyelids; or the glow of virtuous
indignation mantle his cheek; at the low brutality and pitiable
jocularity of THE DUTCH FLAT INTELLIGENCER; which the next week had
suggested the exotic character of the cypress; and its entire
absence from Fiddletown; as a reasonable answer to the query。
Indeed; it was this tendency to elaborate her feelings in a
metrical manner; and deliver them to the cold world through the
medium of the newspapers; that first attracted the attention of
Tretherick。 Several poems descriptive of the effects of California
scenery upon a too…sensitive soul; and of the vague yearnings for
the infinite which an enforced study of the heartlessness of
California society produced in the poetic breast; impressed Mr。
Tretherick; who was then driving a six…mule freight wagon between
Knight's Ferry and Stockton; to seek out the unknown poetess。 Mr。
Tretherick was himself dimly conscious of a certain hidden
sentiment in his own nature; and it is possible that some
reflections on the vanity of his pursuithe supplied several
mining camps with whisky and tobaccoin conjunction with the
dreariness of the dusty plain on which he habitually drove; may
have touched some chord in sympathy with this sensitive woman。
Howbeit; after a brief courtshipas brief as was consistent with
some previous legal formalitiesthey were married; and Mr。
Tretherick brought his blushing bride to Fiddletown; or
〃Fideletown;〃 as Mrs。 Tretherick preferred to call it in her poems。
The union was not a felicitous one。 It was not long before Mr。
Tretherick discovered that the sentiment he had fostered while
freighting between Stockton and Knight's Ferry was different from
that which his wife had evolved from the contemplation of
California scenery and her own soul。 Being a man of imperfect
logic; this caused him to beat her; and she; being equally faulty
in deduction; was impelled to a certain degree of unfaithfulness on
the same premise。 Then Mr。 Tretherick began to drink; and Mrs。
Tretherick to contribute regularly to the columns of the AVALANCHE。
It was at this time that Colonel Starbottle discovered a similarity
in Mrs。 Tretherick's verse to the genius of Sappho; and pointed it
out to the citizens of Fiddletown in a two…columned criticism;
signed 〃A。 S。;〃 also published in the AVALANCHE; and supported by
extensive quotation。 As the AVALANCHE did not possess a font of
Greek type; the editor was obliged to reproduce the Leucadian
numbers in the ordinary Roman letter; to the intense disgust of
Colonel Starbottle; and the vast delight of Fiddletown; who saw fit
to accept the text as an excellent imitation of Choctawa language
with which the colonel; as a whilom resident of the Indian
Territories; was supposed to be familiar。 Indeed; the next week's
INTELLIGENCER contained some vile doggerel supposed to be an answer
to Mrs。 Tretherick's poem; ostensibly written by the wife of a
Digger Indian chief; accompanied by a glowing eulogium signed 〃A。
S。 S。〃
The result of this jocularity was briefly given in a later copy of
the AVALANCHE。 〃An unfortunate rencounter took place on Monday
last; between the Hon。 Jackson Flash of THE DUTCH FLAT
INTELLIGENCER and the well…known Col。 Starbottle of this place; in
front of the Eureka Saloon。 Two shots were fired by the parties
without injury to either; although it is said that a passing
Chinaman received fifteen buckshot in the calves of his legs from
the colonel's double…barreled shotgun; which were not intended for
him。 John will learn to keep out of the way of Melican man's
firearms hereafter。 The cause of the affray is not known; although
it is hinted that there is a lady in the case。 The rumor that
points to a well…known and beautiful poetess whose lucubrations
have often graced our columns seems to gain credence from those
that are posted。〃
Meanwhile the passiveness displayed by Tretherick under these
trying circumstances was fully appreciated in the gulches。 〃The
old man's head is level;〃 said one long…booted philosopher。 〃Ef
the colonel kills Flash; Mrs。 Tretherick is avenged: if Flash drops
the colonel; Tretherick is all right。 Either way; he's got a sure
thing。〃 During this delicate condition of affairs; Mrs。 Tretherick
one day left her husband's home and took refuge at the Fiddletown
Hotel; with only the clothes she had on her back。 Here she staid
for several weeks; during which period it is only justice to say
that she bore herself with the strictest propriety。
It was a clear morning in early spring that Mrs。 Tretherick;
unattended; left the hotel; and walked down the narrow street
toward the fringe of dark pines which indicated the extreme limits
of Fiddletown。 The few loungers at that early hour were
preoccupied with the departure of the Wingdown coach at the other
extremity of the street; and Mrs。 Tretherick reached the suburbs of
the settlement without discomposing observation。 Here she took a
cross street or road; running at right angles with the main
thoroughfare of Fiddletown and passing through a belt of woodland。
It was evidently the exclusive and aristocratic avenue of the town。
The dwellings were few; ambitious; and uninterrupted by shops。 And
here she was joined by Colonel Starbottle。
The gallant colonel; notwithstanding that he bore the swelling port
which usually distinguished him; that his coat was tightly buttoned
and his boots tightly fitting; and that his cane; hooked over his
arm; swung jauntily; was not entirely at his ease。 Mrs。
Tretherick; however; vouchsafed him a gracious smile and a glance
of her dangerous eyes; and the colonel; with an embarrassed cough
and a slight strut; took his place at her side。
〃The coast is clear;〃 said the colonel; 〃and Tretherick is over at
Dutch Flat on a spree。 There is no one in the house but