第 39 节
作者:旅游巴士      更新:2021-10-16 18:45      字数:9321
  〃Where the Gad… Flies Cease from Troubling;〃 〃The Haven of the Herd;〃
  and    〃A…dream   in   Dairyland;〃   studies   of   walnut   trees   and   dun     cows。
  His   two   attempts    to   break  away   from   his    own    tradition   were    signal
  failures: 〃Turtle Doves alarmed by            Sparrow…hawk〃 and 〃Wolves on the
  Roman Campagna〃 came              back to his studio in the guise of abominable
  heresies;    and Eshley climbed back into grace and the public gaze                 with
  〃A Shaded Nook where Drowsy Milkers Dream。〃
  On   a   fine   afternoon   in   late   autumn   he   was   putting some   finishing
  touches     to  a  study    of  meadow      weeds    when      his   neighbour;     Adela
  Pingsford;   assailed   the   outer   door   of   his   studio   with   loud   peremptory
  knockings。
  〃There is an ox in my garden;〃 she announced; in               explanation of the
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  tempestuous intrusion。
  〃An   ox;〃   said   Eshley   blankly;   and   rather   fatuously;   〃what   kind   of
  ox?〃
  〃Oh;   I   don't   know   what   kind;〃   snapped   the   lady。  〃A    common   or
  garden ox; to use the slang expression。            It is   the garden part of it that I
  object to。     My garden has        just been put straight for the winter; and an
  ox roaming       about in it won't improve matters。           Besides; there are       the
  chrysanthemums just coming into flower。〃
  〃How did it get into the garden?〃 asked Eshley。
  〃I   imagine   it   came   in   by   the   gate;〃   said   the   lady impatiently;   〃it
  couldn't have climbed the walls; and I             don't suppose anyone dropped it
  from     an   aeroplane     as   a   Bovril     advertisement。       The     immediately
  important question        is not how it got in; but how to get it out。〃
  〃Won't it go?〃 said Eshley。
  〃If   it   was   anxious   to   go;〃   said   Adela   Pingsford  rather   angrily;   〃I
  should not have come here to chat with             you about it。      I'm practically all
  alone; the housemaid         is having her afternoon out and the cook is lying
  down      with an attack of neuralgia。         Anything that I may have           learned
  at school or in after life about how to remove a                large ox from a  small
  garden seems to have escaped from             my memory now。           All I could think
  of was that you were a          near neighbour and a cattle painter; presumably
  more or      less familiar with the subjects that you painted; and               that you
  might be of some slight assistance。          Possibly I     was mistaken。〃
  〃I paint dairy cows; certainly;〃 admitted Eshley;             〃but I cannot claim
  to have had any experience in          rounding…up stray oxen。         I've seen it done
  on   a   cinema    film;   of   course;   but   there   were   always   horses   and   lots   of
  other accessories; besides; one never knows how much of                   those pictures
  are faked。〃
  Adela Pingsford said nothing; but led the way to her              garden。     It was
  normally a fair…sized garden; but it          looked small in comparison with the
  ox; a huge mottled        brute; dull red about the head and shoulders; passing
  to   dirty   white   on   the   flanks   and   hind…quarters;   with   shaggy   ears   and
  large blood…shot eyes。        It bore about as much         resemblance to the dainty
  paddock   heifers   that   Eshley  was      accustomed   to   paint   as   the   chief   of   a
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  Kurdish nomad   clan        would   to   a   Japanese   tea…shop   girl。   Eshley  stood
  very     near    the  gate   while    he  studied    the   animal's   appearance      and
  demeanour。       Adela Pingsford continued to say nothing。
  〃It's eating a chrysanthemum;〃 said Eshley at last;              when the silence
  had become unbearable。
  〃How observant you are;〃 said Adela bitterly。              〃You     seem to notice
  everything。      As   a   matter   of   fact; it   has got   six   chrysanthemums   in   its
  mouth at the present        moment。〃
  The    necessity     for  doing    something      was    becoming       imperative。
  Eshley   took   a   step   or   two   in   the   direction of   the   animal;   clapped   his
  hands;   and   made   noises   of   the   〃Hish〃   and   〃Shoo〃   variety。     If   the   ox
  heard them it gave        no outward indication of the fact。
  〃If any hens should ever stray into my garden;〃 said              Adela; 〃I should
  certainly   send    for  you   to  frighten    them    out。   You     'shoo'  beautifully。
  Meanwhile;       do   you   mind    trying    to  drive   that  ox   away?     That    is  a
  MADEMOISELLE               LOUISE       BICHOT       that  he's   begun   on   now;〃    she
  added in icy      calm; as a glowing orange head was crushed into the huge
  munching mouth。
  〃Since     you    have     been    so   frank    about    the    variety    of    the
  chrysanthemum;〃   said   Eshley;   〃I   don't   mind   telling      you   that   this   is   an
  Ayrshire ox。〃
  The icy calm broke down; Adela Pingsford used                  language that sent
  the artist instinctively a few feet        nearer to the ox。      He picked up a pea…
  stick and flung it      with some determination against the animal's mottled
  flanks。       The     operation     of    mashing      MADEMOISELLE              LOUISE
  BICHOT into a petal salad was suspended for a long                  moment; while the
  ox gazed with concentrated inquiry at             the stick…thrower。       Adela gazed
  with equal concentration          and more obvious hostility at the same focus。
  As    the   beast    neither   lowered    its  head   nor   stamped    its  feet   Eshley
  ventured   on   another   javelin   exercise   with   another     pea…stick。      The   ox
  seemed to realise at once that it was          to go; it gave a hurried final pluck at
  the bed where the        chrysanthemums had been; and strode swiftly up the
  garden。     Eshley ran to head it towards the gate; but only               succeeded in
  quickening   its   pace   from   a   walk   to   a lumbering   trot。     With   an   air   of
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  inquiry; but with no real         hesitation; it crossed the tiny strip of turf that
  the    charitable called the croquet lawn; and pushed its way                 through the
  open   French   window   into   the   morning…room。            Some   chrysanthemums
  and other autumn herbage stood about              the room in vases; and the animal
  resumed   its   browsing      operations;   all   the   same;   Eshley   fancied   that   the
  beginnings      of   a  hunted    look   had    come    into   its  eyes;   a   look    that
  counselled   respect。      He   discontinued   his      attempt   to   interfere   with   its
  choice of surroundings。
  〃Mr。   Eshley;〃   said Adela   in   a   shaking   voice;   〃I  asked   you   to   drive
  that   beast   out   of   my   garden;   but   I   did not   ask   you   to   drive   it   into   my
  house。     If I must have it       anywhere on the premises I prefer the garden
  to the    morning…room。〃
  〃Cattle drives are not in my line;〃 said Eshley; 〃if             I remember I told
  you so at the outset。〃       〃I quite    agree;〃 retorted the lady; 〃painting pretty
  pictures of     pretty little cows is what you're suited for。           Perhaps      you'd
  like to do a nice sketch of that ox making itself             at home in my morning…
  room?〃
  This time it seemed as if the worm had turned;              Eshley began striding
  away。
  〃Where are you going?〃 screamed Adela。
  〃To fetch implements;〃 was the answer。
  〃Implements?        I   won't   have   you   use   a   lasso。 The     room   will   be
  wrecked if there's a struggle。〃
  But the artist marched out of the garden。            In a    couple of minutes he
  returned; laden with easel;        sketching…stool; and painting materials。
  〃Do you mean to say that you're going to sit quietly                down and paint
  that brute while it's destroying my          morning…room?〃 gasped Adela。
  〃It was your suggestion;〃 said Eshley; setting his            canvas in position。
  〃I forbid it; I absolutely forbid it!〃 stormed         Adela。
  〃I   don't   see   what   standing   you   have   in   the   matter;〃 said   the   artist;
  〃you can hardly pretend that it's your           ox; even by adoption。〃
  〃You     seem