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作者:旅游巴士      更新:2021-10-16 18:45      字数:9322
  his altered standing as a person of           consequence; one who had had some
  share in the strange       events of his times。        Then he was thrust once again
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  into      the    cold   grey    background       by   the    sudden     blossoming      into
  importance   of   Smith…Paddon;   a   daily   fellow…traveller;         whose   little   girl
  had been knocked down and nearly hurt               by a car belonging to a musical…
  comedy actress。        The     actress was not in the car at the time; but she was
  in    numerous   photographs   which   appeared   in   the   illustrated        papers   of
  Zoto     Dobreen     inquiring    after  the  well…being     of   Maisie;     daughter    of
  Edmund Smith…Paddon; Esq。               With this     new human interest to   absorb
  them   the   travelling    companions   were   almost   rude   when   Blenkinthrope
  tried    to   explain     his   contrivance     for   keeping    vipers    and   peregrine
  falcons out of his chicken…run。
  Gorworth; to whom he unburdened himself in private;                    gave him the
  same counsel as heretofore。
  〃Invent something。〃
  〃Yes; but what?〃
  The     ready    affirmative     coupled     with    the   question      betrayed      a
  significant shifting of the ethical        standpoint。
  It   was   a   few   days   later   that   Blenkinthrope   revealed    a   chapter   of
  family history to the customary gathering in             the railway carriage。
  〃Curious thing happened to my aunt; the one who                  lives in Paris;〃 he
  began。      He     had    several   aunts;    but    they    were    all   geographically
  distributed over Greater        London。
  〃She   was   sitting   on   a   seat   in   the   Bois   the   other afternoon;   after
  lunching at the Roumanian Legation。〃
  Whatever   the   story  gained   in   picturesqueness   from        the   dragging…in
  of   diplomatic   〃atmosphere;〃   it   ceased      from   that   moment   to   command
  any acceptance as a record of          current events。       Gorworth had warned his
  neophyte   that     this   would be   the  case;  but   the  traditional   enthusiasm  of
  the neophyte had triumphed over discretion。
  〃She     was    feeling    rather    drowsy;    the   effect    probably      of    the
  champagne; which she's not in the habit of taking                 in the middle of the
  day。〃
  A    subdued     murmur       of  admiration      went    round     the    company。
  Blenkinthrope's aunts were not used to taking               champagne in the middle
  of   the   year;  regarding     it  exclusively     as   a  Christmas     and   New    Year
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  accessory。
  〃Presently a rather portly gentleman passed by her                seat and paused
  an   instant   to   light   a   cigar。 At   that moment   a   youngish   man   came   up
  behind him; drew the blade           from a swordstick; and stabbed him half a
  dozen times       through and through。         'Scoundrel;' he cried to his       victim;
  'you   do   not   know   me。    My   name      is   Henri  Leturc。'     The   elder    man
  wiped away some of the blood that was               spattering his clothes; turned to
  his assailant; and      said: ‘And since when has an attempted assassination
  been     considered an introduction?'         Then he finished lighting         his cigar
  and walked away。         My aunt had intended          screaming for the police; but
  seeing the indifference        with which the principal in the affair treated the
  matter     she felt that it would be an impertinence on her part to             interfere。
  Of course I need hardly say she put the whole               thing down to the effects
  of   a   warm;    drowsy     afternoon    and    the   Legation     champagne。       Now
  comes      the  astonishing     part   of   my    story。   A   fortnight    later  a  bank
  manager was        stabbed to death with a swordstick in that very part of             the
  Bois。    His   assassin   was   the   son   of   a   charwoman    formerly   working   at
  the   bank;   who   had   been   dismissed   from      her   job   by   the   manager   on
  account of chronic        intemperance。       His name was Henri Leturc。〃
  From     that   moment      Blenkinthrope      was    tacitly   accepted     as    the
  Munchausen of the party。           No effort was spared to         draw him out from
  day    to  day   in  the  exercise    of  testing   their   powers    of   credulity;  and
  Blenkinthrope; in the        false security of an assured and receptive audience;
  waxed industrious and ingenious in supplying the demand                     for marvels。
  Duckby's satirical story of a tame otter           that had a tank in the garden to
  swim   in;   and   whined     restlessly   whenever   the   water…rate   was   overdue;
  was     scarcely     an   unfair   parody    of  some    of  Blenkinthrope's       wilder
  efforts。    And then one day came Nemesis。
  Returning     to  his  villa  one   evening    Blenkinthrope       found    his  wife
  sitting   in  front   of  a  pack   of  cards;   which    she    was   scrutinising    with
  unusual concentration。
  〃The same old patience…game?〃 he asked carelessly。
  〃No;   dear;   this   is   the   Death's   Head   patience;   the most   difficult   of
  them all。     I've never got it to work       out; and somehow I should be rather
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  frightened   if   I   did。   Mother   only   got   it   out   once   in   her   life;   she   was
  afraid    of it; too。    Her great…aunt had done it once and fallen             dead from
  excitement the next moment; and mother always                    had a feeling that she
  would die if she ever got it out。           She died the same night that she did it。
  She     was   in  bad    health     at  the  time;   certainly;   but   it  was   a  strange
  coincidence。〃
  〃Don't     do   it  if  it  frightens   you;〃   was     Blenkinthrope's       practical
  comment   as   he   left   the   room。    A    few   minutes   later   his   wife   called   to
  him。
  〃John; it gave me such a turn; I nearly got it out。                Only the five of
  diamonds held me up at the end。            I   really thought I'd done it。〃
  〃Why; you can do it;〃 said Blenkinthrope; who had                  come back to the
  room; 〃if you shift the eight of clubs           on to that open nine the five can be
  moved on to the        six。〃
  His wife made the suggested move with hasty;                trembling fingers; and
  piled    the  outstanding     cards    on  to   their   respective     packs。    Then     she
  followed the example of          her mother and great…grand…aunt。
  Blenkinthrope had been genuinely fond of his wife;                  but in the midst
  of   his   bereavement   one   dominant   thought        obtruded   itself。    Something
  sensational and real had at         last come into his life; no longer was it a grey;
  colourless   record。      The   headlines   which   might        appropriately   describe
  his   domestic tragedy  kept   shaping         themselves in his   brain。       〃Inherited
  presentiment       comes     true。〃    〃The     Death's    Head    patience:    Card…game
  that    justified its   sinister name   in   three generations。〃       He     wrote out   a
  full story of the fatal occurrence for the          ESSEX VEDETTE; the editor of
  which   was   a   friend   of   his; and   to   another   friend   he   gave   a   condensed
  account;   to   be    taken   up   to   the   office   of   one   of   the   halfpenny   dailies。
  But in both cases his reputation as a romancer stood                fatally in the way of
  the    fulfilment     of   his   ambitions。          〃Not     the    right   thing    to   be
  Munchausening          in   a  time    of    sorrow〃      agreed     his   friends   among
  themselves; and a brief         note of regret at the 〃sudden death of the wife of
  our    respected neighbour; Mr。 John Blenkinthrope; from heart                     failure;〃
  appearing in the news column of the local paper                was the forlorn outcome
  of his visions of widespread          publicity。
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  Blenkinthrope      shrank    from   the  society   of  his   erstwhile    travelling
  companions   and   took   to   travelling     townwards   by   an   ear