第 15 节
作者:旅游巴士      更新:2021-10-16 18:45      字数:9322
  intensified   and   precipitated   the   crisis。    The     imminent   prospect   of   the
  larger carnivores; to say        nothing of rhinoceroses and bull bison; roaming
  at large    and unfed in the heart of London; was not one which                 permitted
  of prolonged conferences。           The Government of          the day; which from its
  tendency      to  be  a  few    hours   behind     the   course    of  events    had   been
  nicknamed   the   Government   of         the   afternoon;  was   obliged to   intervene
  with    promptitude      and     decision。    A   strong    force   of  Bluejackets     was
  despatched      to  Regent's   Park    to  take   over   the  temporarily      abandoned
  duties   of   the   strikers。 Bluejackets   were       chosen   in   preference   to   land
  forces; partly on account of         the traditional readiness of the British Navy
  to go    anywhere and do anything; partly by reason of the                 familiarity of
  the average   sailor   with   monkeys;   parrots;       and   other   tropical   fauna;   but
  chiefly at the urgent       request of the First Lord of the Admiralty; who was
  keenly desirous   of  an opportunity  for  performing some               personal  act   of
  unobtrusive public service within the           province of his department。
  〃If he insists on feeding the infant jaguar himself;              in defiance of its
  mother's wishes; there may be another             by…election in the north;〃 said one
  of his colleagues;       with a hopeful inflection in his voice。           〃By…elections
  are not very desirable at present; but we must not be              selfish。〃
  As    a  matter   of   fact  the  strike   collapsed    peacefully     without     any
  outside     intervention。     The     majority    of  the   keepers      had   become     so
  attached to their charges that they         returned to work of their own accord。
  And then the nation and the newspapers turned with a                 sense of relief
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  to happier things。       It seemed as if a new        era of contentment was about
  to dawn。      Everybody  had        struck   who   could   possibly  want   to   strike   or
  who   could      possibly   be   cajoled   or   bullied   into   striking;   whether  they
  wanted to or not。       The lighter and brighter side of         life might now claim
  some   attention。     And   conspicuous        among   the   other   topics   that   sprang
  into sudden prominence          was the pending Falvertoon divorce suit。
  The     Duke      of   Falvertoon      was    one    of    those    human      HORS
  D'OEUVRES   that   stimulate   the   public   appetite   for         sensation     without
  giving it much to feed on。          As a mere       child he had been precociously
  brilliant; he   had declined      the  editorship   of the ANGLIAN  REVIEW  at
  an age when most          boys are content to have declined MENSA; a table;
  and      though      he   could    not   claim    to  have    originated     the  Futurist
  movement in literature; his 〃Letters to a possible              Grandson;〃 written at
  the age of fourteen; had attracted          considerable notice。       In later days his
  brilliancy   had    been   less   conspicuously   displayed。       During   a   debate   in
  the   House     of  Lords   on   affairs  in  Morocco;     at  a  moment      when     that
  country; for the fifth time in seven years; had            brought half Europe to the
  verge   of   war;   he   had  interpolated   the   remark   〃a   little   Moor   and   how
  much it      is;〃 but in spite of the encouraging reception accorded               to this
  one political utterance he was never tempted to a               further display in that
  direction。     It began to be      generally understood that he did not intend to
  supplement        his    numerous      town    and    country    residences     by   living
  overmuch in the public eye。
  And     then   had   come     the  unlooked…for      tidings   of   the   imminent
  proceedings for divorce。         And such a divorce!           There were cross…suits
  and allegations and counter… allegations; charges of cruelty and desertion;
  everything      in fact that was necessary to make the case one of the               most
  complicated       and    sensational     of   its  kind。     And     the     number      of
  distinguished   people   involved   or   cited   as    witnesses   not   only   embraced
  both   political   parties   in   the realm   and   several   Colonial   governors;   but
  included   an     exotic   contingent   from  France;  Hungary;  the  United   States
  of    North     America;      and     the   Grand      Duchy      of   Baden。       Hotel
  accommodation of the more expensive sort began to                   experience a strain
  on    its  resources。     〃It   will   be   quite    like    the  Durbar     without    the
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  elephants;〃   exclaimed   an      enthusiastic   lady   who;   to   do   her   justice;   had
  never    seen    a   Durbar。    The    general    feeling  was    one   of  thankfulness
  that the last of the strikes had been got over before the            date fixed for the
  hearing of the great suit。
  As a reaction from the season of gloom and              industrial strife that had
  just passed away the agencies           that purvey and stage…manage sensations
  laid themselves       out   to do   their level best on   this momentous   occasion。
  Men who had made their reputations as special descriptive                  writers were
  mobilised   from   distant   corners   of   Europe   and     the   further   side   of   the
  Atlantic in order to enrich with        their pens the daily printed records of the
  case;     one    word…painter;       who    specialised     in  descriptions     of   how
  witnesses   turn   pale   under   cross…examination;   was   summoned          hurriedly
  back from a famous and prolonged murder trial                 in Sicily; where indeed
  his talents were being decidedly          wasted。     Thumb…nail artists and expert
  kodak   manipulators        were   retained   at   extravagant   salaries;   and   special
  dress    reporters   were   in   high   demand。     An   enterprising   Paris    firm   of
  costume   builders   presented   the   defendant   Duchess         with   three   special
  creations;     to  be  worn;    marked;     learned;    and   extensively    reported    at
  various critical     stages of the trial; and as for the cinematograph agents;
  their   industry    and   persistence    was   untiring。    Films     representing     the
  Duke saying good…bye to his favourite            canary on the eve of the trial were
  in readiness   weeks      before the   event was due to   take place;   other   films
  depicted     the  Duchess     holding    imaginary    consultations     with   fictitious
  lawyers     or  making     a  light  repast   off  specially   advertised     vegetarian
  sandwiches       during   a  supposed     luncheon      interval。   As    far  as  human
  foresight   and   human      enterprise   could   go   nothing   was   lacking   to   make
  the trial   a success。
  Two days before the case was down for hearing the                advance reporter
  of an important syndicate obtained an             interview with the Duke for   the
  purpose   of   gleaning   some      final   grains   of   information   concerning   his
  Grace's     personal arrangements during the trial。
  〃I suppose I may say this will be one of the biggest            affairs of its kind
  during the lifetime of a generation;〃          began the reporter as an excuse for
  the unsparing      minuteness of detail that he was about to make quest for。
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  〃I suppose so … if it comes off;〃 said the Duke          lazily。
  〃If?〃 queried the reporter; in a voice that was            something between a
  gasp and a scream。
  〃The   Duchess and   I   are both   thinking   of   going on     strike;〃   said   the
  Duke。
  〃Strike!〃
  The baleful word flashed out in all its old hideous            familiarity。    Was
  there to be no end to its recurrence?
  〃Do you mean;〃 faltered the reporter; 〃that you are              contemplating a
  mutual withdrawal of the charges?〃
  〃Precisely;〃 said the Duke。
  〃But   think   of   the   arrangements   that   have   been   made;    the   special
  reporting; the cinematographs; the catering            for the distinguished foreign
  witnesses; the p