第 4 节
作者:旅游巴士      更新:2021-10-16 18:45      字数:9321
  remaining      survivors    of    the   speckled     Sussex    were    massacred。      The
  marauder's line       of retreat seemed to have embraced most of the flower
  beds on the lawn; but the strawberry beds in the lower                  garden had also
  suffered。
  〃I   shall   get   the   otter   hounds   to   come   here   at   the earliest   possible
  moment;〃 said Egbert savagely。
  〃On    no   account!     You     can't  dream    of  such    a  thing!〃   exclaimed
  Amanda。       〃I mean; it wouldn't do; so soon after          a funeral in the house。〃
  〃It's a case of necessity;〃 said Egbert; 〃once an           otter takes to that sort
  of thing it won't stop。〃
  〃Perhaps   it   will   go   elsewhere   now   there   are   no   more    fowls   left;〃
  suggested Amanda。
  〃One would think you wanted to shield the beast;〃               said Egbert。
  〃There's been so little water in the stream lately;〃             objected Amanda;
  〃it seems hardly sporting to hunt an            animal when it has so little chance
  of taking refuge       anywhere。〃
  〃Good   gracious!〃   fumed   Egbert;   〃I'm   not   thinking        about   sport。    I
  want to have the animal killed as soon as            possible。〃
  Even Amanda's   opposition   weakened   when;   during              church   time   on
  the following Sunday; the otter made its            way into the house; raided half a
  salmon      from   the   larder   and    worried     it  into  scaly  fragments     on   the
  Persian rug in      Egbert's studio。
  〃We shall have it hiding under our beds and biting                pieces out of our
  feet   before   long;〃   said   Egbert;   and    from   what   Amanda   knew   of   this
  particular otter she felt      that the possibility was not a remote one。
  On the evening preceding the day fixed for the hunt                Amanda spent a
  solitary   hour    walking    by   the  banks    of  the   stream;     making    what    she
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  imagined to be hound noises。            It   was charitably supposed by those who
  overheard       her    performance;       that   she    was   practising     for   farmyard
  imitations at the forth…coming village entertainment。
  It   was   her   friend   and   neighbour;   Aurora   Burret;   who      brought   her
  news of the day's sport。
  〃Pity you weren't out; we had quite a good day。                We     found at once;
  in the pool just below your garden。〃
  〃Did you … kill?〃 asked Amanda。
  〃Rather。     A fine she…otter。      Your husband got rather           badly bitten in
  trying to 'tail it。'   Poor beast; I felt     quite sorry for it; it had such a human
  look   in   its   eyes when   it   was   killed。    You'll   call   me   silly;   but   do   you
  know   who   the   look   reminded   me   of?        My   dear   woman;   what   is      the
  matter?〃
  When Amanda had recovered to a certain extent from                      her attack of
  nervous   prostration   Egbert   took   her   to   the     Nile   Valley   to   recuperate。
  Change of scene speedily            brought about the desired recovery of health
  and   mental     balance。      The   escapades of   an adventurous otter in   search
  of   a  variation    of  diet  were    viewed    in  their   proper   light。     Amanda's
  normally      placid   temperament       reasserted    itself。    Even     a  hurricane    of
  shouted      curses;   coming      from    her    husband's      dressing…room;      in   her
  husband's voice; but        hardly in his usual vocabulary; failed to disturb her
  serenity as she made a leisurely toilet one evening in a               Cairo hotel。
  〃What   is   the   matter?    What   has   happened?〃   she   asked        in   amused
  curiosity。
  〃The little beast has thrown all my clean shirts              into the bath!      Wait
  till I catch you; you little … 〃
  〃What   little   beast?〃   asked   Amanda;   suppressing   a        desire   to   laugh;
  Egbert's language was so hopelessly              inadequate to express his outraged
  feelings。
  〃A little beast of a naked brown Nubian boy;〃              spluttered Egbert。
  And now Amanda is seriously ill。
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  THE BOAR…PIG
  〃THERE is a back way on to the lawn;〃 said Mrs。                  Philidore Stossen
  to   her   daughter;   〃through   a   small   grass   paddock   and   then   through   a
  walled fruit garden full of        gooseberry bushes。        I went all over the place
  last year    when the family were away。           There is a door that opens         from
  the fruit garden into a shrubbery; and once we             emerge from there we can
  mingle with the guests as if we           had come in by the ordinary way。             It's
  much safer than        going in by the front entrance and running the risk of
  coming bang up against the hostess; that would be so                awkward when she
  doesn't happen to have invited us。〃
  〃Isn't   it   a   lot   of   trouble   to   take   for   getting admittance   to   a   garden
  party?〃
  〃To a garden party; yes; to THE garden party of the               season; certainly
  not。    Every one of any consequence in            the county; with the exception of
  ourselves; has been        asked to meet the Princess; and it would be far more
  troublesome   to   invent   explanations   as   to   why  we   weren't     there   than   to
  get   in  by   a  roundabout     way。    I  stopped    Mrs。    Cuvering      in  the  road
  yesterday   and   talked   very   pointedly     about   the   Princess。    If   she   didn't
  choose to take the       hint and send me an invitation it's not my fault; is it?
  Here we are: we just cut across the grass and through               that little gate into
  the garden。〃
  Mrs。 Stossen and her daughter; suitably arrayed for               a county garden
  party  function   with   an   infusion   of   Almanack   de   Gotha;   sailed   through
  the narrow grass       paddock and the ensuing gooseberry garden with the air
  of    state barges making an unofficial progress along a rural              trout stream。
  There was a certain amount of furtive             haste mingled with the stateliness
  of their advance; as       though hostile search…lights might be turned on them
  at   any   moment;   and;   as   a   matter   of   fact;   they   were   not unobserved。
  Matilda Cuvering; with the alert eyes of            thirteen years old and the added
  advantage of   an   exalted      position   in   the   branches   of   a   medlar   tree;   had
  enjoyed      a   good     view   of   the  Stossen     flanking    movement      and   had
  foreseen exactly where it would break down in execution。
  〃They'll find the door locked; and they'll jolly            well have to go back
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  the   way   they   came;〃   she   remarked   to   herself。     〃Serves   them   right   for
  not coming   in   by  the     proper   entrance。     What   a pity Tarquin   Superbus
  isn't   loose   in   the   paddock。    After   all;   as   every   one   else   is enjoying
  themselves; I don't see why Tarquin shouldn't             have an afternoon out。〃
  Matilda was of an   age when thought is   action; she              slid down   from
  the   branches   of   the   medlar   tree;   and   when   she   clambered   back   again
  Tarquin; the huge white          Yorkshire boar…pig; had exchanged the narrow
  limits    of   his   stye  for   the  wider    range   of  the   grass   paddock。     The
  discomfited Stossen expedition; returning in             recriminatory but otherwise
  orderly retreat from the        unyielding obstacle of the locked door; came to
  a   sudden     halt   at  the   gate   dividing  the   paddock    from   the  gooseberry
  garden。
  〃What     a  villainous…looking      animal;〃    exclaimed     Mrs。    Stossen;     〃it
  wasn't there when we came in。〃
  〃It's there now; anyhow;〃 said her daughter。            〃What      on earth are we
  to do?     I wish we had never come。〃
  The boar…pig had drawn nearer to the gate for a               closer inspection of
  the human intruders; and stood           champing his jaws and blinking his small
  red   eyes   in   a manner   that   was   doubtless   intended   to   be   disconcerting;
  and;   as   far   as   the   Stossens   were   concerned;   thoroughly    achieved   that
  result。
  〃Shoo!     Hish!     Hish!     Shoo!〃 cried the ladies in       chorus。
  〃If they