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作者:旅游巴士      更新:2021-10-16 18:45      字数:9320
  tempted   to   show   what   Siberian      magic   can   accomplish   in   the   hands   of
  someone who really          understands it。       I yielded to that temptation。        May
  I   have some brandy? the effort has left me rather faint。〃
  If   Leonard   Bilsiter   could   at   that   moment   have    transformed   Clovis
  into   a   cockroach   and   then   have   stepped     on   him   he   would   gladly   have
  performed both operations。
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  LAURA
  〃YOU are not really dying; are you?〃 asked Amanda。
  〃I have the doctor's permission to live till         Tuesday;〃 said Laura。
  〃But to…day is Saturday; this is serious!〃 gasped            Amanda。
  〃I   don't   know   about   it   being   serious;   it   is certainly   Saturday;〃   said
  Laura。
  〃Death is always serious;〃 said Amanda。
  〃I never said I  was going to die。          I  am presumably        going to   leave
  off being Laura; but I shall go on being           something。       An animal of some
  kind; I suppose。       You see;      when one hasn't been very good in the life
  one   has   just   lived;   one   reincarnates   in   some   lower   organism。     And   I
  haven't been very good; when one comes to think of it。                   I've been petty
  and mean   and vindictive   and   all   that   sort    of   thing   when   circumstances
  have seemed to warrant it。〃
  〃Circumstances        never   warrant    that   sort  of  thing;〃    said    Amanda
  hastily。
  〃If   you   don't  mind    my   saying    so;〃  observed    Laura;    〃Egbert     is   a
  circumstance       that  would    warrant    any   amount      of   that  sort   of  thing。
  You're   married   to   him   …   that's different;   you've   sworn   to   love;   honour;
  and endure him:        I haven't。〃
  〃I don't see what's wrong with Egbert;〃 protested             Amanda。
  〃Oh; I daresay the wrongness has been on my part;〃                 admitted Laura
  dispassionately; 〃he has merely been the             extenuating circumstance。         He
  made   a   thin;   peevish   kind   of   fuss;   for   instance;   when   I  took   the   collie
  puppies     from the farm out for a run the other day。〃
  〃They   chased   his   young   broods   of   speckled   Sussex   and     drove   two
  sitting   hens   off   their   nests;   besides   running  all   over   the   flower   beds。
  You know how devoted he is to            his poultry and garden。〃
  〃Anyhow; he needn't have gone on about it for the               entire evening and
  then have said; ‘Let's say no more           about it' just when I was beginning to
  enjoy     the    discussion。       That's    where    one    of   my    petty   vindictive
  revenges came in;〃 added Laura with an unrepentant                   chuckle; 〃I turned
  the entire family of speckled Sussex            into his seedling shed the day after
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  the puppy episode。〃
  〃How could you?〃 exclaimed Amanda。
  〃It   came   quite   easy;〃   said   Laura;   〃two   of   the   hens pretended   to   be
  laying at the time; but I was firm。〃
  〃And we thought it was an accident!〃
  〃You     see;〃   resumed     Laura;    〃I  really   HAVE      some      grounds     for
  supposing that my next incarnation will be in              a lower organism。        I shall
  be an animal of some kind。          On     the other hand; I haven't been a bad sort
  in   my  way;   so   I  think   I   may  count   on   being   a   nice   animal;   something
  elegant and lively; with a love of fun。          An otter;    perhaps。〃
  〃I can't imagine you as an otter;〃 said Amanda。
  〃Well; I don't suppose you can imagine me as an                angel; if it comes to
  that;〃 said Laura。
  Amanda was silent。         She couldn't。
  〃Personally      I  think    an   otter   life  would     be   rather    enjoyable;〃
  continued Laura; 〃salmon to eat all the year               round; and the satisfaction
  of   being   able   to   fetch   the trout   in   their   own   homes   without   having   to
  wait    for  hours     till  they   condescend      to  rise  to   the  fly  you've    been
  dangling before them; and an elegant svelte figure … 〃
  〃Think of the otter hounds;〃 interposed Amanda; 〃how                  dreadful to be
  hunted and harried and finally worried to            death!〃
  〃Rather fun with half the neighbourhood looking on;                and anyhow not
  worse   than   this   Saturday…to…Tuesday        business   of   dying   by   inches;   and
  then   I   should   go   on   into something   else。     If   I   had   been   a   moderately
  good otter I      suppose I should get back into human shape of some sort;
  probably something rather primitive … a little brown;                 unclothed   Nubian
  boy; I should think。〃
  〃I wish you would be serious;〃 sighed Amanda; 〃you                   really ought to
  be if you're only going to live till       Tuesday。〃
  As a matter of fact Laura died on Monday。
  〃So dreadfully  upsetting;〃 Amanda   complained to   her               uncle…in…law;
  Sir Lulworth Quayne。           〃I've asked quite a       lot of people down for golf
  and fishing; and the       rhododendrons are just looking their best。〃
  〃Laura always was inconsiderate;〃 said Sir Lulworth;                 〃she was born
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  during Goodwood week; with an Ambassador                    staying in the house who
  hated babies。〃
  〃She had the maddest kind of ideas;〃 said Amanda;                  〃do you know if
  there was any insanity in her family?〃
  〃Insanity?      No;    I  never   heard   of  any。   Her    father    lives   in  West
  Kensington; but I believe he's sane on all           other subjects。〃
  〃She had an idea that she was going to be               reincarnated as an otter;〃
  said Amanda。
  〃One meets with those ideas of reincarnation so                 frequently; even in
  the   West;〃   said   Sir   Lulworth;   〃that   one   can   hardly   set   them   down   as
  being mad。       And Laura was          such   an unaccountable person in this   life
  that I should     not like to lay down definite rules as to what she might               be
  doing in an after state。〃
  〃You   think   she   really   might   have   passed   into   some    animal   form?〃
  asked Amanda。         She was one of those who            shape their opinions rather
  readily from the standpoint         of those around them。
  Just   then   Egbert    entered    the   breakfast…room;      wearing      an   air  of
  bereavement that Laura's demise would have been                   insufficient; in itself;
  to account for。
  〃Four of my speckled Sussex have been killed;〃 he                  exclaimed; 〃the
  very   four   that   were   to   go   to   the   show   on Friday。   One   of   them   was
  dragged   away  and   eaten   right   in    the   middle   of   that   new   carnation   bed
  that   I've   been   to such   trouble   and   expense   over。     My   best   flower   bed
  and my      best fowls singled out for destruction; it almost seems               as if the
  brute that did the deed had special knowledge                how to be as devastating
  as possible in a short space of         time。〃
  〃Was it a fox; do you think?〃 asked Amanda。
  〃Sounds more like a polecat;〃 said Sir Lulworth。
  〃No;〃   said   Egbert;   〃there   were   marks   of   webbed   feet     all   over   the
  place; and we followed the tracks down to                the stream at the bottom of
  the garden; evidently an         otter。〃
  Amanda looked quickly and furtively across at Sir               Lulworth。
  Egbert     was   too   agitated   to   eat  any   breakfast;    and    went     out  to
  superintend the strengthening of the poultry             yard defences。
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  〃I think she might at least have waited till the           funeral was over;〃 said
  Amanda in a scandalised voice。
  〃It's her own funeral; you know;〃 said Sir Lulworth;               〃it's a nice point
  in   etiquette   how   far   one   ought   to   show   respect   to   one's   own   mortal
  remains。〃
  Disregard     for  mortuary   convention       was   carried    to  further    lengths
  next day; during the absence of the             family at the funeral ceremony the
  remaining      survivors    of