第 14 节
作者:津鸿一瞥      更新:2021-10-16 18:44      字数:9322
  Queen might see me and converse with me; but that when I arrived
  there I should be set at liberty; and a suitable allowance would be
  made me。  My teacher also told me that one of the leading merchants
  had sent me an invitation to repair to his house and to consider
  myself his guest for as long a time as I chose。  〃He is a
  delightful man;〃 continued the interpreter; 〃but has suffered
  terribly from〃 (here there came a long word which I could not quite
  catch; only it was much longer than kleptomania); 〃and has but
  lately recovered from embezzling a large sum of money under
  singularly distressing circumstances; but he has quite got over it;
  and the straighteners say that he has made a really wonderful
  recovery; you are sure to like him。〃
  CHAPTER IX:  TO THE METROPOLIS
  With the above words the good man left the room before I had time
  to express my astonishment at hearing such extraordinary language
  from the lips of one who seemed to be a reputable member of
  society。  〃Embezzle a large sum of money under singularly
  distressing circumstances!〃 I exclaimed to myself; 〃and ask ME to
  go and stay with him!  I shall do nothing of the sortcompromise
  myself at the very outset in the eyes of all decent people; and
  give the death…blow to my chances of either converting them if they
  are the lost tribes of Israel; or making money out of them if they
  are not!  No。  I will do anything rather than that。〃  And when I
  next saw my teacher I told him that I did not at all like the sound
  of what had been proposed for me; and that I would have nothing to
  do with it。  For by my education and the example of my own parents;
  and I trust also in some degree from inborn instinct; I have a very
  genuine dislike for all unhandsome dealings in money matters;
  though none can have a greater regard for money than I have; if it
  be got fairly。
  The interpreter was much surprised by my answer; and said that I
  should be very foolish if I persisted in my refusal。
  Mr。 Nosnibor; he continued; 〃is a man of at least 500;000 horse…
  power〃 (for their way of reckoning and classifying men is by the
  number of foot pounds which they have money enough to raise; or
  more roughly by their horse…power); 〃and keeps a capital table;
  besides; his two daughters are among the most beautiful women in
  Erewhon。〃
  When I heard all this; I confess that I was much shaken; and
  inquired whether he was favourably considered in the best society。
  〃Certainly;〃 was the answer; 〃no man in the country stands higher。〃
  He then went on to say that one would have thought from my manner
  that my proposed host had had jaundice or pleurisy or been
  generally unfortunate; and that I was in fear of infection。
  〃I am not much afraid of infection;〃 said I; impatiently; 〃but I
  have some regard for my character; and if I know a man to be an
  embezzler of other people's money; be sure of it; I will give him
  as wide a berth as I can。  If he were ill or poor〃
  〃Ill or poor!〃 interrupted the interpreter; with a face of great
  alarm。  〃So that's your notion of propriety!  You would consort
  with the basest criminals; and yet deem simple embezzlement a bar
  to friendly intercourse。  I cannot understand you。〃
  〃But I am poor myself;〃 cried I。
  〃You were;〃 said he; 〃and you were liable to be severely punished
  for it;indeed; at the council which was held concerning you; this
  fact was very nearly consigning you to what I should myself
  consider a well…deserved chastisement〃 (for he was getting angry;
  and so was I); 〃but the Queen was so inquisitive; and wanted so
  much to see you; that she petitioned the King and made him give you
  his pardon; and assign you a pension in consideration of your
  meritorious complexion。  It is lucky for you that he has not heard
  what you have been saying now; or he would be sure to cancel it。〃
  As I heard these words my heart sank within me。  I felt the extreme
  difficulty of my position; and how wicked I should be in running
  counter to established usage。  I remained silent for several
  minutes; and then said that I should be happy to accept the
  embezzler's invitation;on which my instructor brightened and said
  I was a sensible fellow。  But I felt very uncomfortable。  When he
  had left the room; I mused over the conversation which had just
  taken place between us; but I could make nothing out of it; except
  that it argued an even greater perversity of mental vision than I
  had been yet prepared for。  And this made me wretched; for I cannot
  bear having much to do with people who think differently from
  myself。  All sorts of wandering thoughts kept coming into my head。
  I thought of my master's hut; and my seat upon the mountain side;
  where I had first conceived the insane idea of exploring。  What
  years and years seemed to have passed since I had begun my journey!
  I thought of my adventures in the gorge; and on the journey hither;
  and of Chowbok。  I wondered what Chowbok told them about me when he
  got back;he had done well in going back; Chowbok had。  He was not
  handsomenay; he was hideous; and it would have gone hardly with
  him。  Twilight drew on; and rain pattered against the windows。
  Never yet had I felt so unhappy; except during three days of sea…
  sickness at the beginning of my voyage from England。  I sat musing
  and in great melancholy; until Yram made her appearance with light
  and supper。  She too; poor girl; was miserable; for she had heard
  that I was to leave them。  She had made up her mind that I was to
  remain always in the town; even after my imprisonment was over; and
  I fancy had resolved to marry me though I had never so much as
  hinted at her doing so。  So what with the distressingly strange
  conversation with my teacher; my own friendless condition; and
  Yram's melancholy; I felt more unhappy than I can describe; and
  remained so till I got to bed; and sleep sealed my eyelids。
  On awaking next morning I was much better。  It was settled that I
  was to make my start in a conveyance which was to be in waiting for
  me at about eleven o'clock; and the anticipation of change put me
  in good spirits; which even the tearful face of Yram could hardly
  altogether derange。  I kissed her again and again; assured her that
  we should meet hereafter; and that in the meanwhile I should be
  ever mindful of her kindness。  I gave her two of the buttons off my
  coat and a lock of my hair as a keepsake; taking a goodly curl from
  her own beautiful head in return:  and so; having said good…bye a
  hundred times; till I was fairly overcome with her great sweetness
  and her sorrow; I tore myself away from her and got down…stairs to
  the caleche which was in waiting。  How thankful I was when it was
  all over; and I was driven away and out of sight。  Would that I
  could have felt that it was out of mind also!  Pray heaven that it
  is so now; and that she is married happily among her own people;
  and has forgotten me!
  And now began a long and tedious journey with which I should hardly
  trouble the reader if I could。  He is safe; however; for the simple
  reason that I was blindfolded during the greater part of the time。
  A bandage was put upon my eyes every morning; and was only removed
  at night when I reached the inn at which we were to pass the night。
  We travelled slowly; although the roads were good。  We drove but
  one horse; which took us our day's journey from morning till
  evening; about six hours; exclusive of two hours' rest in the
  middle of the day。  I do not suppose we made above thirty or
  thirty…five miles on an average。  Each day we had a fresh horse。
  As I have said already; I could see nothing of the country。  I only
  know that it was level; and that several times we had to cross
  large rivers in ferry…boats。  The inns were clean and comfortable。
  In one or two of the larger towns they were quite sumptuous; and
  the food was good and well cooked。  The same wonderful health and
  grace and beauty prevailed everywhere。
  I found myself an object of great interest; so much so; that the
  driver told me he had to keep our route secret; and at times to go
  to places that were not directly on our road; in order to avoid the
  press that would otherwise have awaited us。  Every evening I had a
  reception; and grew heartily tired of having to say the same things
  over and over again in answer to the same questions; but it was
  impossible to be angry with people whose manners were so
  delightful。  They never once asked after my health; or even whether
  I was fatigued with my journey; but their first question was almost
  invariably an inquiry after my temper; the naivete of which
  astonished me till I became used to it。  One day; being tired and
  cold; and weary of saying the same thing over and over again; I
  turned a little brusquely on my questioner and said that I was
  exceedingly cross; and that I could hardly feel in a worse humour
  with myself and every one else than at that moment。  To my
  surprise; I was met with the kindest expressions of condolence; and
  heard it buzzed about the room that I was in an ill temper; whereon
  people began to give me nice things to smell and to eat; which
  really did seem to have some temper…mending quality about them; for
  I soon felt pleased and was at once congratulated upon bein