第 6 节
作者:散发弄舟      更新:2021-10-16 18:44      字数:9322
  you;〃 he said; with a smile。
  I   rubbed    my   eyes。    〃And   what   news?〃   I   asked。       〃How   have   you
  succeeded?〃
  〃Better than I expected;〃 he said; 〃and I think;〃 he added; tapping his
  note…book; 〃I owe much to YOU。〃
  Deeply   gratified;     I  awaited    more。     But    in  vain。   I   ought    to  have
  remembered that in his moods Hemlock Jones was reticence itself。                       I told
  him simply of the strange intrusion; but he only laughed。
  Later; when I arose to go; he looked at me playfully。                 〃If you were a
  married man;〃 he said; 〃I would advise you not to go home until you had
  brushed your sleeve。          There are a few short brown sealskin hairs on the
  inner side   of   your   forearm;   just   where   they  would   have   adhered   if   your
  arm had encircled a seal…skin coat with some pressure!〃
  〃For once you are at fault;〃 I said triumphantly; 〃the hair is my own; as
  you will perceive; I have just had it cut at the hairdresser's; and no doubt
  this arm projected beyond the apron。〃
  He    frowned      slightly;   yet;  nevertheless;     on    my   turning    to   go   he
  embraced   me   warmlya   rare   exhibition   in   that   man   of   ice。        He   even
  helped   me   on   with   my  overcoat   and   pulled   out   and smoothed   down   the
  flaps   of   my   pockets。    He   was   particular;   too;   in   fitting   my   arm   in   my
  overcoat   sleeve;   shaking   the   sleeve   down   from   the   armhole   to   the   cuff
  with   his deft   fingers。    〃Come  again soon!〃 he said;  clapping  me   on   the
  back。
  〃At any and all times;〃 I said enthusiastically; 〃I only ask ten minutes
  twice a day to eat a crust at my office; and four hours' sleep at night; and
  the rest of my time is devoted to you always; as you know。〃
  〃It is indeed;〃 he said; with his impenetrable smile。
  Nevertheless;   I   did   not   find   him   at   home   when   I   next   called。  One
  afternoon; when nearing my own home; I met him in one of his favorite
  disguises;a long   blue  swallow…tailed   coat;  striped   cotton trousers;   large
  turn…over collar; blacked face; and white hat; carrying a tambourine。                      Of
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  course to others the disguise was perfect; although it was known to myself;
  and I passed him according to an old understanding between uswithout
  the slightest recognition; trusting to a later explanation。             At another time;
  as I was making a professional visit to the wife of a publican at the East
  End; I saw him; in the disguise of a broken…down artisan; looking into the
  window   of   an   adjacent   pawnshop。        I   was   delighted   to   see   that   he   was
  evidently following my suggestions; and in my joy I ventured to tip him a
  wink; it was abstractedly returned。
  Two days later I received a note appointing a meeting at his lodgings
  that night。     That meeting; alas! was the one memorable occurrence of my
  life; and the last meeting I ever had with Hemlock Jones!                 I will try to set
  it down calmly; though my pulses still throb with the recollection of it。
  I   found   him   standing   before   the   fire;   with   that   look   upon   his   face
  which I had seen only once or twice in our acquaintancea look which I
  may      call   an    absolute     concatenation      of    inductive     and    deductive
  ratiocinationfrom which all that was human; tender; or sympathetic was
  absolutely discharged。         He was simply an icy algebraic symbol!              Indeed;
  his   whole   being   was   concentrated   to   that   extent   that   his   clothes   fitted
  loosely; and his head was absolutely so much reduced in size by his mental
  compression that his hat tipped back from his forehead and literally hung
  on his massive ears。
  After   I   had   entered   he   locked   the   doors;   fastened   the   windows;   and
  even placed a chair before the chimney。               As I watched these significant
  precautions   with   absorbing   interest;   he   suddenly   drew   a   revolver   and;
  presenting it to my temple; said in low; icy tones:
  〃Hand over that cigar case!〃
  Even   in   my   bewilderment   my   reply   was   truthful;   spontaneous;   and
  involuntary。      〃I haven't got it;〃 I said。
  He   smiled   bitterly;   and   threw   down   his   revolver。    〃I   expected   that
  reply!    Then let me now confront you with something more awful; more
  deadly; more relentless and convincing than that mere lethal weapon;the
  damning inductive and deductive proofs of your guilt!〃 He drew from his
  pocket a roll of paper and a note…book。
  〃But surely;〃 I gasped; 〃you are joking!            You could not for a moment
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  believe〃
  〃Silence!     Sit down!〃       I obeyed。
  〃You have condemned yourself;〃 he went on pitilessly。                   〃Condemned
  yourself on my processes;processes familiar to you; applauded by  you;
  accepted by you for years!           We will go back to the time when you first
  saw the cigar case。        Your expressions;〃 he said in cold; deliberate tones;
  consulting his paper; were; 'How beautiful!               I wish it were mine。'        This
  was   your   first   step   in   crimeand   my  first   indication。  From  'I   WISH   it
  were mine' to 'I WILL have it mine;' and the mere detail; 'HOW CAN I
  make      it  mine?'   the   advance    was    obvious。     Silence!      But    as   in  my
  methods       it  was    necessary     that   there    should    be    an   overwhelming
  inducement   to   the   crime;   that   unholy   admiration   of   yours   for   the   mere
  trinket itself was not enough。         You are a smoker of cigars。〃
  〃But;〃   I   burst   out   passionately;   〃I   told   you   I   had   given   up   smoking
  cigars。〃
  〃Fool!〃 he said coldly; 〃that is the SECOND time you have committed
  yourself。     Of   course   you   told   me!    What   more   natural   than   for   you   to
  blazon     forth   that   prepared     and    unsolicited    statement     to   PREVENT
  accusation。      Yet; as I said before; even that wretched attempt to cover up
  your    tracks   was    not   enough。     I   still  had  to  find   that  overwhelming;
  impelling motive necessary to affect a man like you。 That motive I found
  in   the   strongest   of   all   impulsesLove;   I   suppose   you   would   call   it;〃   he
  added     bitterly;   〃that   night   you    called!    You     had    brought    the   most
  conclusive proofs of it on your sleeve。〃
  〃But〃 I almost screamed。
  〃Silence!〃 he thundered。          〃I know what you would say。             You would
  say that even if you had embraced some Young Person in a sealskin coat;
  what   had   that   to   do   with   the   robbery?  Let   me   tell   you;   then;   that   that
  sealskin      coat   represented      the   quality    and    character    of   your    fatal
  entanglement!        You bartered your honor for itthat stolen cigar case was
  the purchaser of the sealskin coat!
  〃Silence!     Having thoroughly established your motive; I now proceed
  to   the   commission      of  the   crime    itself。  Ordinary      people    would    have
  begun     with   thatwith    an   attempt    to  discover    the  whereabouts       of  the
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  missing object。       These are not MY methods。〃
  So   overpowering   was   his   penetration   that;   although   I   knew   myself
  innocent; I  licked   my  lips   with   avidity  to   hear  the  further details   of this
  lucid exposition of my crime。
  〃You committed that theft the night I showed you the cigar case; and
  after I had carelessly thrown it in that drawer。               You were sitting in that
  chair; and I had arisen to take something from that shelf。                 In that instant
  you secured your booty without rising。 Silence!                Do you remember when
  I   helped   you   on   with   your   overcoat   the   other   night?   I   was   particular
  about   fitting   your   arm   in。   While   doing   so   I   measured   your   arm   with   a
  spring tape measure; from the shoulder to the cuff。                 A later visit to your
  tailor    confirmed     that   measurement。        It   proved    to   be   THE     EXACT
  DISTANCE BETWEEN YOUR CHAIR AND THAT DRAWER!〃
  I sat stunned。
  〃The rest are mere corroborative details!              You were again tampering
  with   the   drawer   when   I   dis