第 10 节
作者:人生几何      更新:2021-08-28 17:14      字数:9322
  and had no more figure than one of the beds; and upon whose face
  there was always more or less black…lead; I slipped into Miss Bule's
  hand after supper; a little note to that effect; dwelling on the
  black…lead as being in a manner deposited by the finger of
  Providence; pointing Tabby out for Mesrour; the celebrated chief of
  the Blacks of the Hareem。
  There were difficulties in the formation of the desired institution;
  as there are in all combinations。  The other creature showed himself
  of a low character; and; when defeated in aspiring to the throne;
  pretended to have conscientious scruples about prostrating himself
  before the Caliph; wouldn't call him Commander of the Faithful;
  spoke of him slightingly and inconsistently as a mere 〃chap;〃 said
  he; the other creature; 〃wouldn't play〃Play!and was otherwise
  coarse and offensive。  This meanness of disposition was; however;
  put down by the general indignation of an united Seraglio; and I
  became blessed in the smiles of eight of the fairest of the
  daughters of men。
  The smiles could only be bestowed when Miss Griffin was looking
  another way; and only then in a very wary manner; for there was a
  legend among the followers of the Prophet that she saw with a little
  round ornament in the middle of the pattern on the back of her
  shawl。  But every day after dinner; for an hour; we were all
  together; and then the Favourite and the rest of the Royal Hareem
  competed who should most beguile the leisure of the Serene Haroun
  reposing from the cares of Statewhich were generally; as in most
  affairs of State; of an arithmetical character; the Commander of the
  Faithful being a fearful boggler at a sum。
  On these occasions; the devoted Mesrour; chief of the Blacks of the
  Hareem; was always in attendance (Miss Griffin usually ringing for
  that officer; at the same time; with great vehemence); but never
  acquitted himself in a manner worthy of his historical reputation。
  In the first place; his bringing a broom into the Divan of the
  Caliph; even when Haroun wore on his shoulders the red robe of anger
  (Miss Pipson's pelisse); though it might be got over for the moment;
  was never to be quite satisfactorily accounted for。  In the second
  place; his breaking out into grinning exclamations of 〃Lork you
  pretties!〃 was neither Eastern nor respectful。  In the third place;
  when specially instructed to say 〃Bismillah!〃 he always said
  〃Hallelujah!〃  This officer; unlike his class; was too good…humoured
  altogether; kept his mouth open far too wide; expressed approbation
  to an incongruous extent; and even onceit was on the occasion of
  the purchase of the Fair Circassian for five hundred thousand purses
  of gold; and cheap; tooembraced the Slave; the Favourite; and the
  Caliph; all round。  (Parenthetically let me say God bless Mesrour;
  and may there have been sons and daughters on that tender bosom;
  softening many a hard day since!)
  Miss Griffin was a model of propriety; and I am at a loss to imagine
  what the feelings of the virtuous woman would have been; if she had
  known; when she paraded us down the Hampstead Road two and two; that
  she was walking with a stately step at the head of Polygamy and
  Mahomedanism。  I believe that a mysterious and terrible joy with
  which the contemplation of Miss Griffin; in this unconscious state;
  inspired us; and a grim sense prevalent among us that there was a
  dreadful power in our knowledge of what Miss Griffin (who knew all
  things that could be learnt out of book) didn't know; were the main…
  spring of the preservation of our secret。  It was wonderfully kept;
  but was once upon the verge of self…betrayal。  The danger and escape
  occurred upon a Sunday。  We were all ten ranged in a conspicuous
  part of the gallery at church; with Miss Griffin at our headas we
  were every Sundayadvertising the establishment in an unsecular
  sort of waywhen the description of Solomon in his domestic glory
  happened to be read。  The moment that monarch was thus referred to;
  conscience whispered me; 〃Thou; too; Haroun!〃  The officiating
  minister had a cast in his eye; and it assisted conscience by giving
  him the appearance of reading personally at me。  A crimson blush;
  attended by a fearful perspiration; suffused my features。  The Grand
  Vizier became more dead than alive; and the whole Seraglio reddened
  as if the sunset of Bagdad shone direct upon their lovely faces。  At
  this portentous time the awful Griffin rose; and balefully surveyed
  the children of Islam。  My own impression was; that Church and State
  had entered into a conspiracy with Miss Griffin to expose us; and
  that we should all be put into white sheets; and exhibited in the
  centre aisle。  But; so Westerlyif I may be allowed the expression
  as opposite to Eastern associationswas Miss Griffin's sense of
  rectitude; that she merely suspected Apples; and we were saved。
  I have called the Seraglio; united。  Upon the question; solely;
  whether the Commander of the Faithful durst exercise a right of
  kissing in that sanctuary of the palace; were its peerless inmates
  divided。  Zobeide asserted a counter…right in the Favourite to
  scratch; and the fair Circassian put her face; for refuge; into a
  green baize bag; originally designed for books。  On the other hand;
  a young antelope of transcendent beauty from the fruitful plains of
  Camden Town (whence she had been brought; by traders; in the half…
  yearly caravan that crossed the intermediate desert after the
  holidays); held more liberal opinions; but stipulated for limiting
  the benefit of them to that dog; and son of a dog; the Grand Vizier…
  …who had no rights; and was not in question。  At length; the
  difficulty was compromised by the installation of a very youthful
  slave as Deputy。  She; raised upon a stool; officially received upon
  her cheeks the salutes intended by the gracious Haroun for other
  Sultanas; and was privately rewarded from the coffers of the Ladies
  of the Hareem。
  And now it was; at the full height of enjoyment of my bliss; that I
  became heavily troubled。  I began to think of my mother; and what
  she would say to my taking home at Midsummer eight of the most
  beautiful of the daughters of men; but all unexpected。  I thought of
  the number of beds we made up at our house; of my father's income;
  and of the baker; and my despondency redoubled。  The Seraglio and
  malicious Vizier; divining the cause of their Lord's unhappiness;
  did their utmost to augment it。  They professed unbounded fidelity;
  and declared that they would live and die with him。  Reduced to the
  utmost wretchedness by these protestations of attachment; I lay
  awake; for hours at a time; ruminating on my frightful lot。  In my
  despair; I think I might have taken an early opportunity of falling
  on my knees before Miss Griffin; avowing my resemblance to Solomon;
  and praying to be dealt with according to the outraged laws of my
  country; if an unthought…of means of escape had not opened before
  me。
  One day; we were out walking; two and twoon which occasion the
  Vizier had his usual instructions to take note of the boy at the
  turn…pike; and if he profanely gazed (which he always did) at the
  beauties of the Hareem; to have him bowstrung in the course of the
  nightand it happened that our hearts were veiled in gloom。  An
  unaccountable action on the part of the antelope had plunged the
  State into disgrace。  That charmer; on the representation that the
  previous day was her birthday; and that vast treasures had been sent
  in a hamper for its celebration (both baseless assertions); had
  secretly but most pressingly invited thirty…five neighbouring
  princes and princesses to a ball and supper:  with a special
  stipulation that they were 〃not to be fetched till twelve。〃  This
  wandering of the antelope's fancy; led to the surprising arrival at
  Miss Griffin's door; in divers equipages and under various escorts;
  of a great company in full dress; who were deposited on the top step
  in a flush of high expectancy; and who were dismissed in tears。  At
  the beginning of the double knocks attendant on these ceremonies;
  the antelope had retired to a back attic; and bolted herself in; and
  at every new arrival; Miss Griffin had gone so much more and more
  distracted; that at last she had been seen to tear her front。
  Ultimate capitulation on the part of the offender; had been followed
  by solitude in the linen…closet; bread and water and a lecture to
  all; of vindictive length; in which Miss Griffin had used
  expressions:  Firstly; 〃I believe you all of you knew of it;〃
  Secondly; 〃Every one of you is as wicked as another;〃 Thirdly; 〃A
  pack of little wretches。〃
  Under these circumstances; we were walking drearily along; and I
  especially; with my。  Moosulmaun responsibilities heavy on me; was
  in a very low state of mind; when a strange man accosted Miss
  Griffin; and; after walking on at her side for a little while and
  talking with her; looked at me。  Supposing him to b