第 8 节
作者:人生几何      更新:2021-08-28 17:14      字数:9322
  unfortunately left him a small independence of two hundred a year;
  on the strength of which his only occupation in life has been to
  spend six。  I am in hopes; however; that his Banker may break; or
  that he may enter into some speculation guaranteed to pay twenty per
  cent。; for; I am convinced that if he could only be ruined; his
  fortune is made。  Belinda Bates; bosom friend of my sister; and a
  most intellectual; amiable; and delightful girl; got the Picture
  Room。  She has a fine genius for poetry; combined with real business
  earnestness; and 〃goes in〃to use an expression of Alfred'sfor
  Woman's mission; Woman's rights; Woman's wrongs; and everything that
  is woman's with a capital W; or is not and ought to be; or is and
  ought not to be。  〃Most praiseworthy; my dear; and Heaven prosper
  you!〃 I whispered to her on the first night of my taking leave of
  her at the Picture…Room door; 〃but don't overdo it。  And in respect
  of the great necessity there is; my darling; for more employments
  being within the reach of Woman than our civilisation has as yet
  assigned to her; don't fly at the unfortunate men; even those men
  who are at first sight in your way; as if they were the natural
  oppressors of your sex; for; trust me; Belinda; they do sometimes
  spend their wages among wives and daughters; sisters; mothers;
  aunts; and grandmothers; and the play is; really; not ALL Wolf and
  Red Riding…Hood; but has other parts in it。〃  However; I digress。
  Belinda; as I have mentioned; occupied the Picture Room。  We had but
  three other chambers:  the Corner Room; the Cupboard Room; and the
  Garden Room。  My old friend; Jack Governor; 〃slung his hammock;〃 as
  he called it; in the Corner Room。  I have always regarded Jack as
  the finest…looking sailor that ever sailed。  He is gray now; but as
  handsome as he was a quarter of a century agonay; handsomer。  A
  portly; cheery; well…built figure of a broad…shouldered man; with a
  frank smile; a brilliant dark eye; and a rich dark eyebrow。  I
  remember those under darker hair; and they look all the better for
  their silver setting。  He has been wherever his Union namesake
  flies; has Jack; and I have met old shipmates of his; away in the
  Mediterranean and on the other side of the Atlantic; who have beamed
  and brightened at the casual mention of his name; and have cried;
  〃You know Jack Governor?  Then you know a prince of men!〃  That he
  is!  And so unmistakably a naval officer; that if you were to meet
  him coming out of an Esquimaux snow…hut in seal's skin; you would be
  vaguely persuaded he was in full naval uniform。
  Jack once had that bright clear eye of his on my sister; but; it
  fell out that he married another lady and took her to South America;
  where she died。  This was a dozen years ago or more。  He brought
  down with him to our haunted house a little cask of salt beef; for;
  he is always convinced that all salt beef not of his own pickling;
  is mere carrion; and invariably; when he goes to London; packs a
  piece in his portmanteau。  He had also volunteered to bring with him
  one 〃Nat Beaver;〃 an old comrade of his; captain of a merchantman。
  Mr。 Beaver; with a thick…set wooden face and figure; and apparently
  as hard as a block all over; proved to be an intelligent man; with a
  world of watery experiences in him; and great practical knowledge。
  At times; there was a curious nervousness about him; apparently the
  lingering result of some old illness; but; it seldom lasted many
  minutes。  He got the Cupboard Room; and lay there next to Mr。
  Undery; my friend and solicitor:  who came down; in an amateur
  capacity; 〃to go through with it;〃 as he said; and who plays whist
  better than the whole Law List; from the red cover at the beginning
  to the red cover at the end。
  I never was happier in my life; and I believe it was the universal
  feeling among us。  Jack Governor; always a man of wonderful
  resources; was Chief Cook; and made some of the best dishes I ever
  ate; including unapproachable curries。  My sister was pastrycook and
  confectioner。  Starling and I were Cook's Mate; turn and turn about;
  and on special occasions the chief cook 〃pressed〃 Mr。 Beaver。  We
  had a great deal of out…door sport and exercise; but nothing was
  neglected within; and there was no ill…humour or misunderstanding
  among us; and our evenings were so delightful that we had at least
  one good reason for being reluctant to go to bed。
  We had a few night alarms in the beginning。  On the first night; I
  was knocked up by Jack with a most wonderful ship's lantern in his
  hand; like the gills of some monster of the deep; who informed me
  that he 〃was going aloft to the main truck;〃 to have the weathercock
  down。  It was a stormy night and I remonstrated; but Jack called my
  attention to its making a sound like a cry of despair; and said
  somebody would be 〃hailing a ghost〃 presently; if it wasn't done。
  So; up to the top of the house; where I could hardly stand for the
  wind; we went; accompanied by Mr。 Beaver; and there Jack; lantern
  and all; with Mr。 Beaver after him; swarmed up to the top of a
  cupola; some two dozen feet above the chimneys; and stood upon
  nothing particular; coolly knocking the weathercock off; until they
  both got into such good spirits with the wind and the height; that I
  thought they would never come down。  Another night; they turned out
  again; and had a chimney…cowl off。  Another night; they cut a
  sobbing and gulping water…pipe away。  Another night; they found out
  something else。  On several occasions; they both; in the coolest
  manner; simultaneously dropped out of their respective bedroom
  windows; hand over hand by their counterpanes; to 〃overhaul〃
  something mysterious in the garden。
  The engagement among us was faithfully kept; and nobody revealed
  anything。  All we knew was; if any one's room were haunted; no one
  looked the worse for it。
  CHAPTER IITHE GHOST IN MASTER B。'S ROOM
  When I established myself in the triangular garret which had gained
  so distinguished a reputation; my thoughts naturally turned to
  Master B。  My speculations about him were uneasy and manifold。
  Whether his Christian name was Benjamin; Bissextile (from his having
  been born in Leap Year); Bartholomew; or Bill。  Whether the initial
  letter belonged to his family name; and that was Baxter; Black;
  Brown; Barker; Buggins; Baker; or Bird。  Whether he was a foundling;
  and had been baptized B。  Whether he was a lion…hearted boy; and B。
  was short for Briton; or for Bull。  Whether he could possibly have
  been kith and kin to an illustrious lady who brightened my own
  childhood; and had come of the blood of the brilliant Mother Bunch?
  With these profitless meditations I tormented myself much。  I also
  carried the mysterious letter into the appearance and pursuits of
  the deceased; wondering whether he dressed in Blue; wore Boots (he
  couldn't have been Bald); was a boy of Brains; liked Books; was good
  at Bowling; had any skill as a Boxer; even in his Buoyant Boyhood
  Bathed from a Bathing…machine at Bognor; Bangor; Bournemouth;
  Brighton; or Broadstairs; like a Bounding Billiard Ball?
  So; from the first; I was haunted by the letter B。
  It was not long before I remarked that I never by any hazard had a
  dream of Master B。; or of anything belonging to him。  But; the
  instant I awoke from sleep; at whatever hour of the night; my
  thoughts took him up; and roamed away; trying to attach his initial
  letter to something that would fit it and keep it quiet。
  For six nights; I had been worried this in Master B。's room; when I
  began to perceive that things were going wrong。
  The first appearance that presented itself was early in the morning
  when it was but just daylight and no more。  I was standing shaving
  at my glass; when I suddenly discovered; to my consternation and
  amazement; that I was shavingnot myselfI am fiftybut a boy。
  Apparently Master B。!
  I trembled and looked over my shoulder; nothing there。  I looked
  again in the glass; and distinctly saw the features and expression
  of a boy; who was shaving; not to get rid of a beard; but to get
  one。  Extremely troubled in my mind; I took a few turns in the room;
  and went back to the looking…glass; resolved to steady my hand and
  complete the operation in which I had been disturbed。  Opening my
  eyes; which I had shut while recovering my firmness; I now met in
  the glass; looking straight at me; the eyes of a young man of four
  or five and twenty。  Terrified by this new ghost; I closed my eyes;
  and made a strong effort to recover myself。  Opening them again; I
  saw; shaving his cheek in the glass; my father; who has long been
  dead。  Nay; I even saw my grandfather too; whom I never did see in
  my life。
  Although naturally much affected by these remarkable visitations; I
  determined to keep my secret; until the time agreed upon for the
  present general disclosure。  Agitated by a multitude of curious
  thoughts; I retire