第 8 节
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人生几何 更新:2021-08-28 17:14 字数:9322
unfortunately left him a small independence of two hundred a year;
on the strength of which his only occupation in life has been to
spend six。 I am in hopes; however; that his Banker may break; or
that he may enter into some speculation guaranteed to pay twenty per
cent。; for; I am convinced that if he could only be ruined; his
fortune is made。 Belinda Bates; bosom friend of my sister; and a
most intellectual; amiable; and delightful girl; got the Picture
Room。 She has a fine genius for poetry; combined with real business
earnestness; and 〃goes in〃to use an expression of Alfred'sfor
Woman's mission; Woman's rights; Woman's wrongs; and everything that
is woman's with a capital W; or is not and ought to be; or is and
ought not to be。 〃Most praiseworthy; my dear; and Heaven prosper
you!〃 I whispered to her on the first night of my taking leave of
her at the Picture…Room door; 〃but don't overdo it。 And in respect
of the great necessity there is; my darling; for more employments
being within the reach of Woman than our civilisation has as yet
assigned to her; don't fly at the unfortunate men; even those men
who are at first sight in your way; as if they were the natural
oppressors of your sex; for; trust me; Belinda; they do sometimes
spend their wages among wives and daughters; sisters; mothers;
aunts; and grandmothers; and the play is; really; not ALL Wolf and
Red Riding…Hood; but has other parts in it。〃 However; I digress。
Belinda; as I have mentioned; occupied the Picture Room。 We had but
three other chambers: the Corner Room; the Cupboard Room; and the
Garden Room。 My old friend; Jack Governor; 〃slung his hammock;〃 as
he called it; in the Corner Room。 I have always regarded Jack as
the finest…looking sailor that ever sailed。 He is gray now; but as
handsome as he was a quarter of a century agonay; handsomer。 A
portly; cheery; well…built figure of a broad…shouldered man; with a
frank smile; a brilliant dark eye; and a rich dark eyebrow。 I
remember those under darker hair; and they look all the better for
their silver setting。 He has been wherever his Union namesake
flies; has Jack; and I have met old shipmates of his; away in the
Mediterranean and on the other side of the Atlantic; who have beamed
and brightened at the casual mention of his name; and have cried;
〃You know Jack Governor? Then you know a prince of men!〃 That he
is! And so unmistakably a naval officer; that if you were to meet
him coming out of an Esquimaux snow…hut in seal's skin; you would be
vaguely persuaded he was in full naval uniform。
Jack once had that bright clear eye of his on my sister; but; it
fell out that he married another lady and took her to South America;
where she died。 This was a dozen years ago or more。 He brought
down with him to our haunted house a little cask of salt beef; for;
he is always convinced that all salt beef not of his own pickling;
is mere carrion; and invariably; when he goes to London; packs a
piece in his portmanteau。 He had also volunteered to bring with him
one 〃Nat Beaver;〃 an old comrade of his; captain of a merchantman。
Mr。 Beaver; with a thick…set wooden face and figure; and apparently
as hard as a block all over; proved to be an intelligent man; with a
world of watery experiences in him; and great practical knowledge。
At times; there was a curious nervousness about him; apparently the
lingering result of some old illness; but; it seldom lasted many
minutes。 He got the Cupboard Room; and lay there next to Mr。
Undery; my friend and solicitor: who came down; in an amateur
capacity; 〃to go through with it;〃 as he said; and who plays whist
better than the whole Law List; from the red cover at the beginning
to the red cover at the end。
I never was happier in my life; and I believe it was the universal
feeling among us。 Jack Governor; always a man of wonderful
resources; was Chief Cook; and made some of the best dishes I ever
ate; including unapproachable curries。 My sister was pastrycook and
confectioner。 Starling and I were Cook's Mate; turn and turn about;
and on special occasions the chief cook 〃pressed〃 Mr。 Beaver。 We
had a great deal of out…door sport and exercise; but nothing was
neglected within; and there was no ill…humour or misunderstanding
among us; and our evenings were so delightful that we had at least
one good reason for being reluctant to go to bed。
We had a few night alarms in the beginning。 On the first night; I
was knocked up by Jack with a most wonderful ship's lantern in his
hand; like the gills of some monster of the deep; who informed me
that he 〃was going aloft to the main truck;〃 to have the weathercock
down。 It was a stormy night and I remonstrated; but Jack called my
attention to its making a sound like a cry of despair; and said
somebody would be 〃hailing a ghost〃 presently; if it wasn't done。
So; up to the top of the house; where I could hardly stand for the
wind; we went; accompanied by Mr。 Beaver; and there Jack; lantern
and all; with Mr。 Beaver after him; swarmed up to the top of a
cupola; some two dozen feet above the chimneys; and stood upon
nothing particular; coolly knocking the weathercock off; until they
both got into such good spirits with the wind and the height; that I
thought they would never come down。 Another night; they turned out
again; and had a chimney…cowl off。 Another night; they cut a
sobbing and gulping water…pipe away。 Another night; they found out
something else。 On several occasions; they both; in the coolest
manner; simultaneously dropped out of their respective bedroom
windows; hand over hand by their counterpanes; to 〃overhaul〃
something mysterious in the garden。
The engagement among us was faithfully kept; and nobody revealed
anything。 All we knew was; if any one's room were haunted; no one
looked the worse for it。
CHAPTER IITHE GHOST IN MASTER B。'S ROOM
When I established myself in the triangular garret which had gained
so distinguished a reputation; my thoughts naturally turned to
Master B。 My speculations about him were uneasy and manifold。
Whether his Christian name was Benjamin; Bissextile (from his having
been born in Leap Year); Bartholomew; or Bill。 Whether the initial
letter belonged to his family name; and that was Baxter; Black;
Brown; Barker; Buggins; Baker; or Bird。 Whether he was a foundling;
and had been baptized B。 Whether he was a lion…hearted boy; and B。
was short for Briton; or for Bull。 Whether he could possibly have
been kith and kin to an illustrious lady who brightened my own
childhood; and had come of the blood of the brilliant Mother Bunch?
With these profitless meditations I tormented myself much。 I also
carried the mysterious letter into the appearance and pursuits of
the deceased; wondering whether he dressed in Blue; wore Boots (he
couldn't have been Bald); was a boy of Brains; liked Books; was good
at Bowling; had any skill as a Boxer; even in his Buoyant Boyhood
Bathed from a Bathing…machine at Bognor; Bangor; Bournemouth;
Brighton; or Broadstairs; like a Bounding Billiard Ball?
So; from the first; I was haunted by the letter B。
It was not long before I remarked that I never by any hazard had a
dream of Master B。; or of anything belonging to him。 But; the
instant I awoke from sleep; at whatever hour of the night; my
thoughts took him up; and roamed away; trying to attach his initial
letter to something that would fit it and keep it quiet。
For six nights; I had been worried this in Master B。's room; when I
began to perceive that things were going wrong。
The first appearance that presented itself was early in the morning
when it was but just daylight and no more。 I was standing shaving
at my glass; when I suddenly discovered; to my consternation and
amazement; that I was shavingnot myselfI am fiftybut a boy。
Apparently Master B。!
I trembled and looked over my shoulder; nothing there。 I looked
again in the glass; and distinctly saw the features and expression
of a boy; who was shaving; not to get rid of a beard; but to get
one。 Extremely troubled in my mind; I took a few turns in the room;
and went back to the looking…glass; resolved to steady my hand and
complete the operation in which I had been disturbed。 Opening my
eyes; which I had shut while recovering my firmness; I now met in
the glass; looking straight at me; the eyes of a young man of four
or five and twenty。 Terrified by this new ghost; I closed my eyes;
and made a strong effort to recover myself。 Opening them again; I
saw; shaving his cheek in the glass; my father; who has long been
dead。 Nay; I even saw my grandfather too; whom I never did see in
my life。
Although naturally much affected by these remarkable visitations; I
determined to keep my secret; until the time agreed upon for the
present general disclosure。 Agitated by a multitude of curious
thoughts; I retire