第 26 节
作者:冰点沸点      更新:2021-05-04 17:31      字数:9322
  words with ladies and treat this sweet flower with flowery phrases。
  This sight made the king look as foolish as a fox caught in a trap。
  The queen sprang up; reddening with shame; and asking what man dared
  to intrude upon her privacy at such a moment; but perceiving the king;
  she said to him as follows:
  〃Ah! my lord; you have discovered that which I have endeavoured to
  conceal from you: that I am so badly treated by you that I am
  afflicted with a burning ailment; of which my dignity would not allow
  me to complain; but which needs secret dressing in order to assuage
  the influence of the vital forces。 To save my honour and your own; I
  am compelled to come to my good Lady Miraflor; who consoles me in my
  troubles。〃
  Then the physician commenced to treat Leufroid to an oration;
  interlarded with Latin quotations and precious grains from
  Hippocrates; Galen; the School of Salerno; and others; in which he
  showed him how necessary to women was the proper cultivation of the
  field of Venus; and that there was great danger of death to queens of
  Spanish temperament; whose blood was excessively amorous。 He delivered
  himself of his arguments with great solemnity of feature; voice; and
  manner; in order to give the Sire de Montsoreau time to get to bed。
  Then the queen took the same text to preach the king a sermon as long
  as his arm; and requested the loan of that limb; that the king might
  conduct her to her apartment instead of the poor invalid; who usually
  did so in order to avoid calumny。 When they were in the gallery where
  the Sire de Montsoreau resided; the queen said jokingly; 〃You should
  play a good trick on this Frenchman; who I would wager is with some
  lady; and not in his own room。 All the ladies of Court are in love
  with him; and there will be mischief some day through him。 If you had
  taken my advice he would not be in Sicily now。〃
  Leufroid went suddenly into Gauttier's room; whom he found in a deep
  sleep; and snoring like a monk in Church。 The queen returned with the
  king; whom she took to her apartments; and whispered to one of the
  guards to send to her the lord whose place Pezare occupied。 Then;
  while she fondled the king; taking breakfast with him; she took the
  lord directly he came; into an adjoining room。
  〃Erect a gallows on the bastion;〃 said she; 〃then seize the knight
  Pezare; and manage so that he is hanged instantly; without giving time
  to write or say a single word on any subject whatsoever。 Such is our
  good pleasure and supreme command。〃
  Cataneo made no remark。 While Pezare was thinking to himself that his
  friend Gauttier would soon be minus his head; the Duke Cataneo came to
  seize and lead him on to bastion; from which he could see at the
  queen's window the Sire de Montsoreau in company with the king; the
  queen; and the courtiers; and came to the conclusion that he who
  looked after the queen had a better chance in everything than he who
  looked after the king。
  〃My dear;〃 said the queen to her spouse; leading him to the window;
  〃behold a traitor; who was endeavouring to deprive you of that which
  you hold dearest in the world; and I will give you the proofs when you
  have the leisure to study them。〃
  Montsoreau; seeing the preparations for the final ceremony; threw
  himself at the king's feet; to obtain the pardon of him who was his
  mortal enemy; at which the king was much moved。
  〃Sire de Monsoreau;〃 said the queen; turning towards him with an angry
  look; 〃are you so bold as to oppose our will and pleasure?〃
  〃You are a noble knight;〃 said the king; 〃but you do not know how
  bitter this Venetian was against you。〃
  Pezare was delicately strangled between the head and the shoulders;
  for the queen revealed his treacheries to the king; proving to him; by
  the declaration of a Lombard of the town; the enormous sums which
  Pezare had in the bank of Genoa; the whole of which were given up to
  Montsoreau。
  This noble and lovely queen died; as related in the history of Sicily;
  that is; in consequence of a heavy labour; during which she gave birth
  to a son; who was a man as great in himself as he was unfortunate in
  his undertakings。 The king believed the physician's statement; that
  the said termination to this accouchement was caused by the too chaste
  life the queen had led; and believing himself responsible for it; he
  founded the Church of the Madonna; which is one of the finest in the
  town of Palermo。 The Sire de Monsoreau; who was a witness of the
  king's remorse; told him that when a king got his wife from Spain; he
  ought to know that this queen would require more attention than any
  other; because the Spanish ladies were so lively that they equalled
  ten ordinary women; and that if he wished a wife for show only; he
  should get her from the north of Germany; where the women are as cold
  as ice。 The good knight came back to Touraine laden with wealth; and
  lived there many years; but never mentioned his adventures in Sicily。
  He returned there to aid the king's son in his principal attempt
  against Naples; and left Italy when this sweet prince was wounded; as
  is related in the Chronicle。
  Besides the high moralities contained in the title of this tale; where
  it is said that fortune; being female; is always on the side of the
  ladies; and that men are quite right to serve them well; it shows us
  that silence is the better part of wisdom。 Nevertheless; the monkish
  author of this narrative seems to draw this other no less learned
  moral therefrom; that interest which makes so many friendships; breaks
  them also。 But from these three versions you can choose the one that
  best accords with your judgment and your momentary requirement。
  CONCERNING A POOR MAN WHO WAS CALLED LE VIEUX PAR…CHEMINS
  The old chronicler who furnished the hemp to weave the present story;
  is said to have lived at the time when the affair occurred in the City
  of Rouen。
  In the environs of this fair town; where at the time dwelt Duke
  Richard; an old man used to beg; whose name was Tryballot; but to whom
  was given the nickname of Le Vieux par…Chemins; or the Old Man of the
  Roads; not because he was yellow and dry as vellum; but because he was
  always in the high…ways and by…waysup hill and down daleslept with
  the sky for his counterpane; and went about in rags and tatters。
  Notwithstanding this; he was very popular in the duchy; where everyone
  had grown used to him; so much so that if the month went by without
  anyone seeing his cup held towards them; people would say; 〃Where is
  the old man?〃 and the usual answer was; 〃On the roads。〃
  This said man had had for a father a Tryballot; who was in his
  lifetime a skilled artisan; so economical and careful; that he left
  considerable wealth to his son。
  But the young lad soon frittered it away; for he was the very opposite
  of the old fellow; who; returning from the fields to his house; picked
  up; now here; now there; many a little stick of wood left right and
  left; saying; conscientiously; that one should never come home empty
  handed。 Thus he warmed himself in the winter at the expense of the
  careless; and he did well。 Everyone recognised what a good example
  this was for the country; since a year before his death no one left a
  morsel of wood on the road; he had compelled the most dissipated to be
  thrifty and orderly。 But his son made ducks and drakes of everything;
  and did not follow his wise example。 The father had predicted the
  thing。 From the boy's earliest youth; when the good Tryballot set him
  to watch the birds who came to eat the peas; beans; and the grain; and
  to drive the thieves away; above all; the jays; who spoiled
  everything; he would study their habits; and took delight in watching
  with what grace they came and went; flew off loaded; and returned;
  watching with a quick eye the snares and nets; and he would laugh
  heartily at their cleverness in avoiding them。 Tryballot senior went
  into a passion when he found his grain considerably less in a measure。
  But although he pulled his son's ears whenever he caught him idling
  and trifling under a nut tree; the little rascal did not alter his
  conduct; but continued to study the habits of the blackbirds;
  sparrows; and other intelligent marauders。 One day his father told him
  that he would be wise to model himself after them; for that if he
  continued this kind of life; he would be compelled in his old age like
  them; to pilfer; and like them; would be pursued by justice。 This came
  true; for; as has before been stated; he dissipated in a few days the
  crowns which his careful father had acquired in a life…time。 He dealt
  with men as he did with the sparrows; letting everyone put a hand in
  his pocket; and contemplating the grace and polite demeanour of those
  who assisted to empty it。 The end of his wealth was thus soon reached。
  When the devil had the empty money bag to himself; Tryballot did not
  appear at all cut up; saying; that he 〃did not wis