第 25 节
作者:冰点沸点      更新:2021-05-04 17:31      字数:9322
  will play the comedy of being great enemies before the eyes of the
  courtiers; in order to divide them into two parties under our command;
  and yet; unknown to all; we will remain friends。 By this means we
  shall know their plots; and will thwart them; you by listening to my
  enemies and I to yours。 In the course of a few days we will pretend to
  quarrel in order to strive one against the other。 This quarrel will be
  caused by the favour in which I will manage to place you with the
  king; through the channel of the queen; and he will give you supreme
  power; to my injury。〃
  On the morrow Gauttier went to the house of the Spanish lady; who
  before the courtiers he recognised as having known in Spain; and he
  remained there seven whole days。 As you can imagine; the Touranian
  treated the queen as a fondly loved woman; and showed her so many
  terra incognita in love; French fashions; little tendernesses; etc。;
  that she nearly lost her reason through it; and swore that the French
  were the only people who thoroughly understood love。 You see how the
  king was punished; who; to keep her virtuous; had allowed weeds to
  grow in the grange of love。 Their supernatural festivities touched the
  queen so strongly that she made a vow of eternal love to Montsoreau;
  who had awakened her; by revealing to her the joys of the proceeding。
  It was arranged that the Spanish lady should take care always to be
  ill; and that the only man to whom the lovers would confide their
  secret should be the court physician; who was much attached to the
  queen。 By chance this physician had in his glottis; chords exactly
  similar to those of Gauttier; so that by a freak of nature they had
  the same voice; which much astonished the queen。 The physician swore
  on his life faithfully to serve the pretty couple; for he deplored the
  sad desertion of this beautiful women; and was delighted to know she
  would be served as a queen should bea rare thing。
  A month elapsed and everything was going on to the satisfaction of the
  two friends; who worked the plans laid by the queen; in order to get
  the government of Sicily into the hands of Pezare; to the detriment of
  Montsoreau; whom the king loved for his great wisdom; but the queen
  would not consent to have him; because he was so ungallant。 Leufroid
  dismissed the Duke of Cataneo; his principal follower; and put the
  Chevalier Pezare in his place。 The Venetian took no notice of his
  friend the Frenchmen。 Then Gauttier burst out; declaimed loudly
  against the treachery and abused friendship of his former comrade; and
  instantly earned the devotion of Cataneo and his friends; with whom he
  made a compact to overthrow Pezare。 Directly he was in office the
  Venetian; who was a shrewd man; and well suited to govern states;
  which was the usual employment of Venetian gentlemen; worked wonders
  in Sicily; repaired the ports; brought merchants there by the
  fertility of his inventions and by granting them facilities; put bread
  into the mouths of hundreds of poor people; drew thither artisans of
  all trades; because fetes were always being held; and also the idle
  and rich from all quarters; even from the East。 Thus harvests; the
  products of the earth; and other commodities; were plentiful; and
  galleys came from Asia; the which made the king much envied; and the
  happiest king in the Christian world; because through these things his
  Court was the most renowned in the countries of Europe。 This fine
  political aspect was the result of the perfect agreement of the two
  men who thoroughly understood each other。 The one looked after the
  pleasures; and was himself the delight of the queen; whose face was
  always bright and gay; because she was served according to the method
  of Touraine; and became animated through excessive happiness; and he
  also took care to keep the king amused; finding him every day new
  mistresses; and casting him into a whirl of dissipation。 The king was
  much astonished at the good temper of the queen; whom; since the
  arrival of the Sire de Montsoreau in the island; he had touched no
  more than a Jew touches bacon。 Thus occupied; the king and queen
  abandoned the care of their kingdom to the other friend; who conducted
  the affairs of government; ruled the establishment; managed the
  finances; and looked to the army; and all exceedingly well; knowing
  where money was to be made; enriching the treasury; and preparing all
  the great enterprises above mentioned。
  The state of things lasted three years; some say four; but the monks
  of Saint Benoist have not wormed out the date; which remains obscure;
  like the reasons for the quarrel between the two friends。 Probably the
  Venetian had the high ambition to reign without any control or
  dispute; and forgot the services which the Frenchman had rendered him。
  Thus do the men who live in Courts behave; for; according to the
  statements of the Messire Aristotle in his works; that which ages the
  most rapidly in this world is a kindness; although extinguished love
  is sometimes very rancid。 Now; relying on the perfect friendship of
  Leufroid; who called him his crony; and would have done anything for
  him; the Venetian conceived the idea of getting rid of his friend by
  revealing to the king the mystery of his cuckoldom; and showing him
  the source of the queen's happiness; not doubting for a moment but
  that he would commence by depriving Monsoreau of his head; according
  to a practice common in Sicily under similar circumstances。 By this
  means Pezare would have all the money that he and Gauttier had
  noiselessly conveyed to the house of a Lombard of Genoa; which money
  was their joint property on account of their fraternity。 This
  treasure; increased on one side by the magnificent presents made to
  Montsoreau by the queen; who had vast estates in Spain; and other; by
  inheritance in Italy; on the other; by the king's gifts to his prime
  minister; to whom he also gave certain rights over the merchants; and
  other indulgences。 The treacherous friend; having determined to break
  his vow; took care to conceal his intention from Gauttier; because the
  Touranian was an awkward man to tackle。
  One night that Pezare knew that the queen was in bed with her lover;
  who loved him as though each night were a wedding one; so skilful was
  she at the business; the traitor promised the king to let him take
  evidence in the case; through a hole he had made in the wardrobe of
  the Spanish lady; who always pretended to be at death's door。 In order
  to obtain a better view; Pezare waited until the sun had risen。 The
  Spanish lady; who was fleet of foot; had a quick eye and a sharp ear;
  heard footsteps; peeped out; and perceiving the king; followed by the
  Venetian; through a crossbar in the closet in which she slept the
  night that the queen had her lover between two sheets; which is
  certainly the best way to have a lover。 She ran to warn the couple of
  this betrayal。 But the king's eye was already at the cursed hole;
  Leufroid sawwhat?
  That beautiful and divine lantern with burns so much oil and lights
  the worlda lantern adorned with the most lovely baubles; flaming;
  brilliantly; which he thought more lovely than all the others; because
  he had lost sight of it for so long a time that it appeared quite new
  to him; but the size of the hole prevented him seeing anything else
  except the hand of a man; which modestly covered the lantern; and he
  heard the voice of Montsoreau saying
  〃How's the little treasure; this morning?〃 A playful expression; which
  lovers used jokingly; because this lantern is in all countries the sun
  of love; and for this the prettiest possible names are bestowed upon
  it; whilst comparing it to the loveliest things in nature; such as my
  pomegranate; my rose; my little shell; my hedgehog; my gulf of love;
  my treasure; my master; my little one; some even dared most
  heretically to say; my god! If you don't believe it; ask your friends。
  At this moment the lady let him understand by a gesture that the king
  was there。
  〃Can he hear?〃 said the queen。
  〃Yes。〃
  〃Can he see?〃
  〃Yes。〃
  〃Who brought him?〃
  〃Pezare。〃
  〃Fetch the physician; and get Gauttier into his own room。〃 said the
  queen。
  In less time than it takes a beggar to say 〃God bless you; sir!〃 the
  queen had swathed the lantern in linen and paint; so that you would
  have thought it a hideous wound in a state of grievous inflammation。
  When the king; enraged by what he overheard; burst open the door; he
  found the queen lying on the bed exactly as he has seen her through
  the hole; and the physician; examining the lantern swathed in
  bandages; and saying; 〃How it is the little treasure; this morning?〃
  in exactly the same voice as the king had heard。 A jocular and
  cheerful expression; because physicians and surgeons use cheerful
  words with ladies and treat this sweet flower with flowery phrases。
  This sight made the king look as foolish as a fox caught in a trap。
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