which　the　court　went；　was　in　reality　a　little　bit　of　a　man；　whose
  mother　had　given　him　so　strange　a　hide；　that　when　he　wanted　to　laugh
  he　used　to　stretch　his　cheeks　like　a　cow　making　water；　and　this　smile
  at　court　was　called　the　provost's　smile。　One　day　the　king；　hearing
  this　proverbial　expression　used　by　certain　lords；　said　jokingly
  〃You　are　in　error；　gentlemen；　Petit　does　not　laugh；　he's　short　of　skin
  below　the　mouth。〃
  But　with　his　forced　laugh　Petit　was　all　the　more　suited　to　his
  occupation　of　watching　and　catching　evil…doers。　In　fact；　he　was　worth
  what　he　cost。　For　all　malice；　he　was　a　bit　of　a　cuckold；　for　all　vice；
  he　went　to　vespers；　for　all　wisdom　he　obeyed　God；　when　it　was
  convenient；　for　all　joy　he　had　a　wife　in　his　house；　and　for　all　change
  in　his　joy　he　looked　for　a　man　to　hang；　and　when　he　was　asked　to　find
  one　he　never　failed　to　meet　him；　but　when　he　was　between　the　sheets　he
  never　troubled　himself　about　thieves。　Can　you　find　in　all　Christendom
  a　more　virtuous　provost？　No！　All　provosts　hang　too　little；　or　too
  much；　while　this　one　just　hanged　as　much　as　was　necessary　to　be　a
  provost。
  This　good　fellow　had　for　his　wife　in　legitimate　marriage；　and　much　to
  the　astonishment　of　everyone；　the　prettiest　little　woman　in　Bourges。
  So　it　was　that　often；　while　on　his　road　to　the　execution；　he　would　ask
  God　the　same　question　as　several　others　in　the　town　didnamely；　why
  he；　Petit；　he　the　sheriff；　he　the　provost　royal；　had　to　himself；
  Petit；　provost　royal　and　sheriff；　a　wife　so　exquisitely　shapely；　said
  dowered　with　charms；　that　a　donkey　seeing　her　pass　by　would　bray　with
  delight。　To　this　God　vouchsafed　no　reply；　and　doubtless　had　his
  reasons。　But　the　slanderous　tongues　of　the　town　replied　for　him；　that
  the　young　lady　was　by　no　means　a　maiden　when　she　became　the　wife　of
  Petit。　Others　said　she　did　not　keep　her　affections　solely　for　him。　The
  wags　answered；　that　donkeys　often　get　into　fine　stables。　Everyone　had
  taunts　ready　which　would　have　made　a　nice　little　collection　had　anyone
  gathered　them　together。　From　them；　however；　it　is　necessary　to　take
  nearly　four…fourths；　seeing　that　Petit's　wife　was　a　virtuous　woman；
  who　had　a　lover　for　pleasure　and　a　husband　for　duty。　How　many　were
  there　in　the　town　as　careful　of　their　hearts　and　mouths？　If　you　can
  point　out　one　to　me；　I'll　give　you　a　kick　or　a　half…penny；　whichever
  you　like。　You　will　find　some　who　have　neither　husband　nor　lover。
  Certain　females　have　a　lover　and　no　husband。　Ugly　women　have　a　husband
  and　no　lover。　But　to　meet　with　a　woman　who；　having　one　husband　and　one
  lover；　keeps　to　the　deuce　without　trying　for　the　trey；　there　is　the
  miracle；　you　see；　you　greenhorns；　blockheads；　and　dolts！　Now　then；　put
  the　true　character　of　this　virtuous　woman　on　the　tablets　of　your
  memory；　go　your　ways；　and　let　me　go　mine。
  The　good　Madame　Petit　was　not　one　of　those　ladies　who　are　always　on
  the　move；　running　hither　and　thither；　can't　keep　still　a　moment；　but
  trot　about；　worrying；　hurrying；　chattering；　and　clattering；　and　had
  nothing　in　them　to　keep　them　steady；　but　are　so　light　that　they　run
  after　a　gastric　zephyr　as　after　their　quintessence。　No；　on　the
  contrary；　she　was　a　good　housewife；　always　sitting　in　her　chair　or
  sleeping　in　her　bed；　ready　as　a　candlestick；　waiting　for　her　lover
  when　her　husband　went　out；　receiving　the　husband　when　the　lover　had
  gone。　This　dear　woman　never　thought　of　dressing　herself　only　to　annoy
  and　make　other　wives　jealous。　Pish！　She　had　found　a　better　use　for　the
  merry　time　of　youth；　and　put　life　into　her　joints　in　order　to　make　the
  best　use　of　it。　Now　you　know　the　provost　and　his　good　wife。
  The　provost's　lieutenant　in　duties　matrimonial；　duties　which　are　so
  heavy　that　it　takes　two　men　to　execute　them；　was　a　noble　lord；　a
  landowner；　who　disliked　the　king　exceedingly。　You　must　bear　this　in
  mind；　because　it　is　one　of　the　principal　points　of　the　story。　The
  Constable；　who　was　a　thorough　Scotch　gentleman；　had　seen　by　chance
  Petit's　wife；　and　wished　to　have　a　little　conversation　with　her
  comfortably；　towards　the　morning；　just　the　time　to　tell　his　beads；
  which　was　Christianly　honest；　or　honestly　Christian；　in　order　to　argue
  with　her　concerning　the　things　of　science　or　the　science　of　things。
  Thinking　herself　quite　learned　enough；　Madame　Petit；　who　was；　as　has
  been　stated；　a　virtuous；　wise；　and　honest　wife；　refused　to　listen　to
  the　said　constable。　After　certain　arguments；　reasonings；　tricks　and
  messages；　which　were　of　no　avail；　he　swore　by　his　great　black
  /coquedouille/　that　he　would　rip　up　the　gallant　although　he　was　a　man
  of　mark。　But　he　swore　nothing　about　the　lady。　This　denotes　a　good
  Frenchman；　for　in　such　a　dilemma　there　are　certain　offended　persons
  who　would　upset　the　whole　business　of　three　persons　by　killing　four。
  The　constable　wagered　his　big　black　/coquedouille/　before　the　king　and
  the　lady　of　Sorel；　who　were　playing　cards　before　supper；　and　his
  majesty　was　well　pleased；　because　he　would　be　relieved　of　this　noble；
  that　displeased　him；　and　that　without　costing　him　a　Thank　You。
  〃And　how　will　you　manage　the　affair？〃　said　Madame　de　Sorel　to　him；
  with　a　smile。
  〃Oh；　oh！〃　replied　the　constable。　〃You　may　be　sure；　madame；　I　do　not
  wish　to　lose　my　big　black　coquedouille。〃
  〃What　was；　then；　this　great　coquedouille？〃
  〃Ha；　ha！　This　point　is　shrouded　in　darkness　to　a　degree　that　would
  make　you　ruin　your　eyes　in　ancient　books；　but　it　was　certainly
  something　of　great　importance。　Nevertheless；　let　us　put　on　our
  spectacles；　and　search　it　out。　/Douille/　signifies　in　Brittany；　a
  girl；　and　/coque/　means　a　cook's　frying　pan。　From　this　word　has　come
  into　France　that　of　/coquin/a　knave　who　eats；　licks；　laps；　sucks；
  and　fritters　his　money　away；　and　gets　into　stews；　is　always　in　hot
  water；　and　eats　up　everything；　leads　an　idle　life；　and　doing　this；
  becomes　wicked；　becomes　poor；　and　that　incites　him　to　steal　or　beg。
  From　this　it　may　be　concluded　by　the　learned　that　the　great
  coquedouille　was　a　household　utensil　in　the　shape　of　a　kettle　used　for
  cooking　things。〃
  〃Well；〃　continued　the　constable；　who　was　the　Sieur　of　Richmond；　〃I
  will　have　the　husband　ordered　to　go　into　the　country　for　a　day　and　a
  night；　to　arrest　certain　peasants　suspected　of　plotting　treacherously
  with　the　English。　Thereupon　my　two　pigeons；　believing　their　man
  absent；　will　be　as　merry　as　soldiers　off　duty；　and；　if　a　certain　thing
  takes　place；　I　will　let　loose　the　provost；　sending　him；　in　the　king's
  name；　to　search　the　house　where　the　couple　will　be；　in　order　that　he
  may　slay　our　friend；　who　pretends　to　have　this　good　cordelier　all　to
  himself。〃
  〃What　does　this　mean？〃　said　the　Lady　of　Beaute。
  〃Friar　。　。　。　fryer　。　。　。　an　/equivoque/；〃　answered　the　king；　smiling。
  〃Come　to　supper；〃　said　Madame　Agnes。　〃You　are　bad　men；　who　with　one
  word　insult　both　the　citizens'　wives　and　a　holy　order。〃
  Now；　for　a　long　time；　Madame　Petit　had　longed　to　have　a　night　of
  liberty；　during　which　she　might　visit　the　house　of　the　said　noble；
  where　she　could　make　as　much　noise　as　she　liked；　without　waking　the
  neighbours；　because　at　the　provost's　house　she　was　afraid　of　being
  overheard；　and　had　to　content　herself　well　with　the　pilferings　of
  love；　little　tastes；　and　nibbles；　daring　at　the　most　only　to　trot；
  while　what　she　desired　was　a　smart　gallop。　On　the　morrow；　therefore；
  the　lady's…maid　went　off　about　midday　to　the　young　lord's　house；　and
  told　the　loverfrom　whom　she　received　many　presents；　and　therefore　in
  no　way　disliked　himthat　he　might　make　his　preparations　for　pleasure；
  and　for　supper；　for　that　he　might　rely　upon　the　provost's　better　half
  being　with　him　in　the　evening　both　hungry　and　thirsty。
  〃Good！〃　said　he。　〃Tell　your　mistress　I　will　not　stint　her　in　anything
  she　desires。〃
  The　pages　of　the　cunning　constable；　who　were　watching　the　house；
  seeing　the　gallant　prepare　for　his　gallantries；　and　set　out　the
  flagons　and　the　meats；　went　and　informed　their　master　that　everything
  had　happened　as　he　wished。　Hearing　this；　the　good　constable　rubbed　his
  hands　thinking　how　nicely　the　provost　would　catch　the　pair。　He
  instantly　sent　word　to　him；　that　by　the　king's　express　commands　he　was
  to　return　to　town；　in　order　that　he　might　seize　at　the　said　lord's
  house　an　English　nobleman；　with　whom　he　was　vehemently　suspected　to　be
  arranging　a　plot　of　diabolical　darkness。　But　before　he　put　this　order
  into　execution；　he　was　to　come　to　the　king's　hotel；　in　order　that　he
  might　understand　the　courtesy　to　be　exercised　in　this　case。　The
  provost；　joyous　at　the　chance　of　speaking　to　the　king；　used　such
  diligence　that　he　was　in　town　just　at　that　time　when　the　two　lovers
  were　singing　the　first　note　of　their　evening　hymn。　The　lord　of
  cuckoldom　and　its　surrounding　lands；　who　is　a　strange　lord；　managed
  things　so　well；　that　madame　was　only　conversing　with　her　lord　lover　at
  the　time　that　her　lord　spouse　was　talking　to　the　constable　and　the
  ki