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a little more slatternly than she used to be; or so she seemed now;
to my unaccustomed eyes; but still with some preparation of
herself for company; and with a pair of brown gloves on。
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‘My dear;’ said Mr。 Micawber; leading her towards me; ‘here is a
gentleman of the name of Copperfield; who wishes to renew his
acquaintance with you。’
It would have been better; as it turned out; to have led gently up
to this announcement; for Mrs。 Micawber; being in a delicate state
of health; was overcome by it; and was taken so unwell; that Mr。
Micawber was obliged; in great trepidation; to run down to the
water…butt in the backyard; and draw a basinful to lave her brow
with。 She presently revived; however; and was really pleased to
see me。 We had half…an…hour’s talk; all together; and I asked her
about the twins; who; she said; were ‘grown great creatures’; and
after Master and Miss Micawber; whom she described as ‘absolute
giants’; but they were not produced on that occasion。
Mr。 Micawber was very anxious that I should stay to dinner。 I
should not have been averse to do so; but that I imagined I
detected trouble; and calculation relative to the extent of the cold
meat; in Mrs。 Micawber’s eye。 I therefore pleaded another
engagement; and observing that Mrs。 Micawber’s spirits were
immediately lightened; I resisted all persuasion to forego it。
But I told Traddles; and Mr。 and Mrs。 Micawber; that before I
could think of leaving; they must appoint a day when they would
come and dine with me。 The occupations to which Traddles stood
pledged; rendered it necessary to fix a somewhat distant one; but
an appointment was made for the purpose; that suited us all; and
then I took my leave。
Mr。 Micawber; under pretence of showing me a nearer way
than that by which I had come; accompanied me to the corner of
the street; being anxious (he explained to me) to say a few words
to an old friend; in confidence。
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‘My dear Copperfield;’ said Mr。 Micawber; ‘I need hardly tell
you that to have beneath our roof; under existing circumstances; a
mind like that which gleams—if I may be allowed the expression—
which gleams—in your friend Traddles; is an unspeakable
comfort。 With a washerwoman; who exposes hard…bake for sale in
her parlour…window; dwelling next door; and a Bow…street officer
residing over the way; you may imagine that his society is a source
of consolation to myself and to Mrs。 Micawber。 I am at present; my
dear Copperfield; engaged in the sale of corn upon commission。 It
is not an avocation of a remunerative description—in other words;
it does not pay—and some temporary embarrassments of a
pecuniary nature have been the consequence。 I am; however;
delighted to add that I have now an immediate prospect of
something turning up (I am not at liberty to say in what direction);
which I trust will enable me to provide; permanently; both for
myself and for your friend Traddles; in whom I have an unaffected
interest。 You may; perhaps; be prepared to hear that Mrs。
Micawber is in a state of health which renders it not wholly
improbable that an addition may be ultimately made to those
pledges of affection which—in short; to the infantine group。 Mrs。
Micawber’s family have been so good as to express their
dissatisfaction at this state of things。 I have merely to observe; that
I am not aware that it is any business of theirs; and that I repel
that exhibition of feeling with scorn; and with defiance!’
Mr。 Micawber then shook hands with me again; and left me。
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Chapter 28
Mr。 MICAWBER’S GAUNTLET
Until the day arrived on which I was to entertain my
newly…found old friends; I lived principally on Dora and
coffee。 In my love…lorn condition; my appetite
languished; and I was glad of it; for I felt as though it would have
been an act of perfidy towards Dora to have a natural relish for my
dinner。 The quantity of walking exercise I took; was not in this
respect attended with its usual consequence; as the
disappointment counteracted the fresh air。 I have my doubts; too;
founded on the acute experience acquired at this period of my life;
whether a sound enjoyment of animal food can develop itself
freely in any human subject who is always in torment from tight
boots。 I think the extremities require to be at peace before the
stomach will conduct itself with vigour。
On the occasion of this domestic little party; I did not repeat my
former extensive preparations。 I merely provided a pair of soles; a
small leg of mutton; and a pigeon…pie。 Mrs。 Crupp broke out into
rebellion on my first bashful hint in reference to the cooking of the
fish and joint; and said; with a dignified sense of injury; ‘No! No;
sir! You will not ask me sich a thing; for you are better acquainted
with me than to suppose me capable of doing what I cannot do
with ampial satisfaction to my own feelings!’ But; in the end; a
compromise was effected; and Mrs。 Crupp consented to achieve
this feat; on condition that I dined from home for a fortnight
afterwards。
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And here I may remark; that what I underwent from Mrs。
Crupp; in consequence of the tyranny she established over me;
was dreadful。 I never was so much afraid of anyone。 We made a
compromise of everything。 If I hesitated; she was taken with that
wonderful disorder which was always lying in ambush in her
system; ready; at the shortest notice; to prey upon her vitals。 If I
rang the bell impatiently; after half…a…dozen unavailing modest
pulls; and she appeared at last—which was not by any means to be
relied upon—she would appear with a reproachful aspect; sink
breathless on a chair near the door; lay her hand upon her
nankeen bosom; and become so ill; that I was glad; at any sacrifice
of brandy or anything else; to get rid of her。 If I objected to having
my bed made at five o’clock in the afternoon—which I do still
think an uncomfortable arrangement—one motion of her hand
towards the same nankeen region of wounded sensibility was
enough to make me falter an apology。 In short; I would have done
anything in an honourable way rather than give Mrs。 Crupp
offence; and she was the terror of my life。
I bought a second…hand dumb…waiter for this dinner…party; in
preference to re…engaging the handy young man; against whom I
had conceived a prejudice; in consequence of meeting him in the
Strand; one Sunday morning; in a waistcoat remarkably like one
of mine; which had been missing since the former occasion。 The
‘young gal’ was re…engaged; but on the stipulation that she should
only bring in the dishes; and then withdraw to the landing…place;
beyond the outer door; where a habit of sniffing she had
contracted would be lost upon the guests; and where her retiring
on the plates would be a physical impossibility。
Having laid in the materials for a bowl of punch; to be
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compounded by Mr。 Micawber; having provided a bottle of
lavender…water; two wax…candles; a paper of mixed pins; and a
pincushion; to assist Mrs。 Micawber in her toilette at my dressing…
table; having also caused the fire in my bedroom to be lighted for
Mrs。 Micawber’s convenience; and having laid the cloth with my
own hands; I awaited the result with composure。
At the appointed time; my three visitors arrived together。 Mr。
Micawber with more shirt…collar than usual; and a new ribbon to
his eye…glass; Mrs。 Micawber with her cap in a whitey…brown
paper parcel; Traddles carrying the parcel; and supporting Mrs。
Micawber on his arm。 They were all delighted with my residence。
When I conducted Mrs。 Micawber to my dressing…table; and she
saw the scale on which it was prepared for her; she was in such
raptures; that she called Mr。 Micawber to come in and look。
‘My dear Copperfield;’ said Mr。 Micawber; ‘this is luxurious。
This is a way of life which reminds me of the period when I was
myself in a state of celibacy; and Mrs。 Micawber had not yet been
solicited to plight her faith at the Hymeneal altar。’
‘He means; solicited by him; Mr。 Copperfield;’ said Mrs。
Micawber; archly。 ‘He cannot answer for others。’
‘My dear;’ returned Mr。 Micawber with sudden seriousness; ‘I
have no desire to answer for others。 I am too well aware that
when; in the inscrutable decrees of Fate; you were reserved for
me; it is possible you may have been reserved for one; destined;
after a protracted struggle; at length to fall a victim to pecuniary
involvements of a complicated nature。 I understand your allusion;
my love。 I regret it; but I can bear it。’
‘Micawber!’ exclaimed Mrs。 Micawber; in tears。 ‘Have I
deserved this! I; who never have deserted you; who never WILL
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desert you; Micawber!’
‘My love;’ said Mr。 Micawber; m