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  a little more slatternly than she used to be; or so she seemed now;
  to my unaccustomed eyes; but still with some preparation of
  herself for company; and with a pair of brown gloves on。
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  ‘My dear;’ said Mr。 Micawber; leading her towards me; ‘here is a
  gentleman of the name of Copperfield; who wishes to renew his
  acquaintance with you。’
  It would have been better; as it turned out; to have led gently up
  to this announcement; for Mrs。 Micawber; being in a delicate state
  of health; was overcome by it; and was taken so unwell; that Mr。
  Micawber was obliged; in great trepidation; to run down to the
  water…butt in the backyard; and draw a basinful to lave her brow
  with。 She presently revived; however; and was really pleased to
  see me。 We had half…an…hour’s talk; all together; and I asked her
  about the twins; who; she said; were ‘grown great creatures’; and
  after Master and Miss Micawber; whom she described as ‘absolute
  giants’; but they were not produced on that occasion。
  Mr。 Micawber was very anxious that I should stay to dinner。 I
  should not have been averse to do so; but that I imagined I
  detected trouble; and calculation relative to the extent of the cold
  meat; in Mrs。 Micawber’s eye。 I therefore pleaded another
  engagement; and observing that Mrs。 Micawber’s spirits were
  immediately lightened; I resisted all persuasion to forego it。
  But I told Traddles; and Mr。 and Mrs。 Micawber; that before I
  could think of leaving; they must appoint a day when they would
  come and dine with me。 The occupations to which Traddles stood
  pledged; rendered it necessary to fix a somewhat distant one; but
  an appointment was made for the purpose; that suited us all; and
  then I took my leave。
  Mr。 Micawber; under pretence of showing me a nearer way
  than that by which I had come; accompanied me to the corner of
  the street; being anxious (he explained to me) to say a few words
  to an old friend; in confidence。
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  ‘My dear Copperfield;’ said Mr。 Micawber; ‘I need hardly tell
  you that to have beneath our roof; under existing circumstances; a
  mind like that which gleams—if I may be allowed the expression—
  which gleams—in your friend Traddles; is an unspeakable
  comfort。 With a washerwoman; who exposes hard…bake for sale in
  her parlour…window; dwelling next door; and a Bow…street officer
  residing over the way; you may imagine that his society is a source
  of consolation to myself and to Mrs。 Micawber。 I am at present; my
  dear Copperfield; engaged in the sale of corn upon commission。 It
  is not an avocation of a remunerative description—in other words;
  it does not pay—and some temporary embarrassments of a
  pecuniary nature have been the consequence。 I am; however;
  delighted to add that I have now an immediate prospect of
  something turning up (I am not at liberty to say in what direction);
  which I trust will enable me to provide; permanently; both for
  myself and for your friend Traddles; in whom I have an unaffected
  interest。 You may; perhaps; be prepared to hear that Mrs。
  Micawber is in a state of health which renders it not wholly
  improbable that an addition may be ultimately made to those
  pledges of affection which—in short; to the infantine group。 Mrs。
  Micawber’s family have been so good as to express their
  dissatisfaction at this state of things。 I have merely to observe; that
  I am not aware that it is any business of theirs; and that I repel
  that exhibition of feeling with scorn; and with defiance!’
  Mr。 Micawber then shook hands with me again; and left me。
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  Chapter 28
  Mr。 MICAWBER’S GAUNTLET
  Until the day arrived on which I was to entertain my
  newly…found old friends; I lived principally on Dora and
  coffee。 In my love…lorn condition; my appetite
  languished; and I was glad of it; for I felt as though it would have
  been an act of perfidy towards Dora to have a natural relish for my
  dinner。 The quantity of walking exercise I took; was not in this
  respect attended with its usual consequence; as the
  disappointment counteracted the fresh air。 I have my doubts; too;
  founded on the acute experience acquired at this period of my life;
  whether a sound enjoyment of animal food can develop itself
  freely in any human subject who is always in torment from tight
  boots。 I think the extremities require to be at peace before the
  stomach will conduct itself with vigour。
  On the occasion of this domestic little party; I did not repeat my
  former extensive preparations。 I merely provided a pair of soles; a
  small leg of mutton; and a pigeon…pie。 Mrs。 Crupp broke out into
  rebellion on my first bashful hint in reference to the cooking of the
  fish and joint; and said; with a dignified sense of injury; ‘No! No;
  sir! You will not ask me sich a thing; for you are better acquainted
  with me than to suppose me capable of doing what I cannot do
  with ampial satisfaction to my own feelings!’ But; in the end; a
  compromise was effected; and Mrs。 Crupp consented to achieve
  this feat; on condition that I dined from home for a fortnight
  afterwards。
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  And here I may remark; that what I underwent from Mrs。
  Crupp; in consequence of the tyranny she established over me;
  was dreadful。 I never was so much afraid of anyone。 We made a
  compromise of everything。 If I hesitated; she was taken with that
  wonderful disorder which was always lying in ambush in her
  system; ready; at the shortest notice; to prey upon her vitals。 If I
  rang the bell impatiently; after half…a…dozen unavailing modest
  pulls; and she appeared at last—which was not by any means to be
  relied upon—she would appear with a reproachful aspect; sink
  breathless on a chair near the door; lay her hand upon her
  nankeen bosom; and become so ill; that I was glad; at any sacrifice
  of brandy or anything else; to get rid of her。 If I objected to having
  my bed made at five o’clock in the afternoon—which I do still
  think an uncomfortable arrangement—one motion of her hand
  towards the same nankeen region of wounded sensibility was
  enough to make me falter an apology。 In short; I would have done
  anything in an honourable way rather than give Mrs。 Crupp
  offence; and she was the terror of my life。
  I bought a second…hand dumb…waiter for this dinner…party; in
  preference to re…engaging the handy young man; against whom I
  had conceived a prejudice; in consequence of meeting him in the
  Strand; one Sunday morning; in a waistcoat remarkably like one
  of mine; which had been missing since the former occasion。 The
  ‘young gal’ was re…engaged; but on the stipulation that she should
  only bring in the dishes; and then withdraw to the landing…place;
  beyond the outer door; where a habit of sniffing she had
  contracted would be lost upon the guests; and where her retiring
  on the plates would be a physical impossibility。
  Having laid in the materials for a bowl of punch; to be
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  compounded by Mr。 Micawber; having provided a bottle of
  lavender…water; two wax…candles; a paper of mixed pins; and a
  pincushion; to assist Mrs。 Micawber in her toilette at my dressing…
  table; having also caused the fire in my bedroom to be lighted for
  Mrs。 Micawber’s convenience; and having laid the cloth with my
  own hands; I awaited the result with composure。
  At the appointed time; my three visitors arrived together。 Mr。
  Micawber with more shirt…collar than usual; and a new ribbon to
  his eye…glass; Mrs。 Micawber with her cap in a whitey…brown
  paper parcel; Traddles carrying the parcel; and supporting Mrs。
  Micawber on his arm。 They were all delighted with my residence。
  When I conducted Mrs。 Micawber to my dressing…table; and she
  saw the scale on which it was prepared for her; she was in such
  raptures; that she called Mr。 Micawber to come in and look。
  ‘My dear Copperfield;’ said Mr。 Micawber; ‘this is luxurious。
  This is a way of life which reminds me of the period when I was
  myself in a state of celibacy; and Mrs。 Micawber had not yet been
  solicited to plight her faith at the Hymeneal altar。’
  ‘He means; solicited by him; Mr。 Copperfield;’ said Mrs。
  Micawber; archly。 ‘He cannot answer for others。’
  ‘My dear;’ returned Mr。 Micawber with sudden seriousness; ‘I
  have no desire to answer for others。 I am too well aware that
  when; in the inscrutable decrees of Fate; you were reserved for
  me; it is possible you may have been reserved for one; destined;
  after a protracted struggle; at length to fall a victim to pecuniary
  involvements of a complicated nature。 I understand your allusion;
  my love。 I regret it; but I can bear it。’
  ‘Micawber!’ exclaimed Mrs。 Micawber; in tears。 ‘Have I
  deserved this! I; who never have deserted you; who never WILL
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  desert you; Micawber!’
  ‘My love;’ said Mr。 Micawber; m