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‘Oh; Master Copperfield;’ he said; with an air of self…denial; ‘my
reading is hardly to be called study。 I have passed an hour or two
in the evening; sometimes; with Mr。 Tidd。’
‘Rather hard; I suppose?’ said I。 ‘He is hard to me sometimes;’
returned Uriah。 ‘But I don’t know what he might be to a gifted
person。’
After beating a little tune on his chin as he walked on; with the
two forefingers of his skeleton right hand; he added:
‘There are expressions; you see; Master Copperfield—Latin
words and terms—in Mr。 Tidd; that are trying to a reader of my
umble attainments。’
‘Would you like to be taught Latin?’ I said briskly。 ‘I will teach it
you with pleasure; as I learn it。’
‘Oh; thank you; Master Copperfield;’ he answered; shaking his
head。 ‘I am sure it’s very kind of you to make the offer; but I am
much too umble to accept it。’
‘What nonsense; Uriah!’
‘Oh; indeed you must excuse me; Master Copperfield! I am
greatly obliged; and I should like it of all things; I assure you; but I
am far too umble。 There are people enough to tread upon me in
my lowly state; without my doing outrage to their feelings by
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possessing learning。 Learning ain’t for me。 A person like myself
had better not aspire。 If he is to get on in life; he must get on
umbly; Master Copperfield!’
I never saw his mouth so wide; or the creases in his cheeks so
deep; as when he delivered himself of these sentiments: shaking
his head all the time; and writhing modestly。
‘I think you are wrong; Uriah;’ I said。 ‘I dare say there are
several things that I could teach you; if you would like to learn
them。’
‘Oh; I don’t doubt that; Master Copperfield;’ he answered; ‘not
in the least。 But not being umble yourself; you don’t judge well;
perhaps; for them that are。 I won’t provoke my betters with
knowledge; thank you。 I’m much too umble。 Here is my umble
dwelling; Master Copperfield!’
We entered a low; old…fashioned room; walked straight into
from the street; and found there Mrs。 Heep; who was the dead
image of Uriah; only short。 She received me with the utmost
humility; and apologized to me for giving her son a kiss; observing
that; lowly as they were; they had their natural affections; which
they hoped would give no offence to anyone。 It was a perfectly
decent room; half parlour and half kitchen; but not at all a snug
room。 The tea…things were set upon the table; and the kettle was
boiling on the hob。 There was a chest of drawers with an escritoire
top; for Uriah to read or write at of an evening; there was Uriah’s
blue bag lying down and vomiting papers; there was a company of
Uriah’s books commanded by Mr。 Tidd; there was a corner
cupboard: and there were the usual articles of furniture。 I don’t
remember that any individual object had a bare; pinched; spare
look; but I do remember that the whole place had。
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It was perhaps a part of Mrs。 Heep’s humility; that she still wore
weeds。 Notwithstanding the lapse of time that had occurred since
Mr。 Heep’s decease; she still wore weeds。 I think there was some
compromise in the cap; but otherwise she was as weedy as in the
early days of her mourning。
‘This is a day to be remembered; my Uriah; I am sure;’ said Mrs。
Heep; making the tea; ‘when Master Copperfield pays us a visit。’
‘I said you’d think so; mother;’ said Uriah。
‘If I could have wished father to remain among us for any
reason;’ said Mrs。 Heep; ‘it would have been; that he might have
known his company this afternoon。’
I felt embarrassed by these compliments; but I was sensible;
too; of being entertained as an honoured guest; and I thought Mrs。
Heep an agreeable woman。
‘My Uriah;’ said Mrs。 Heep; ‘has looked forward to this; sir; a
long while。 He had his fears that our umbleness stood in the way;
and I joined in them myself。 Umble we are; umble we have been;
umble we shall ever be;’ said Mrs。 Heep。
‘I am sure you have no occasion to be so; ma’am;’ I said; ‘unless
you like。’
‘Thank you; sir;’ retorted Mrs。 Heep。 ‘We know our station and
are thankful in it。’
I found that Mrs。 Heep gradually got nearer to me; and that
Uriah gradually got opposite to me; and that they respectfully
plied me with the choicest of the eatables on the table。 There was
nothing particularly choice there; to be sure; but I took the will for
the deed; and felt that they were very attentive。 Presently they
began to talk about aunts; and then I told them about mine; and
about fathers and mothers; and then I told them about mine; and
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then Mrs。 Heep began to talk about fathers…in…law; and then I
began to tell her about mine—but stopped; because my aunt had
advised me to observe a silence on that subject。 A tender young
cork; however; would have had no more chance against a pair of
corkscrews; or a tender young tooth against a pair of dentists; or a
little shuttlecock against two battledores; than I had against Uriah
and Mrs。 Heep。 They did just what they liked with me; and
wormed things out of me that I had no desire to tell; with a
certainty I blush to think of。 the more especially; as in my juvenile
frankness; I took some credit to myself for being so confidential
and felt that I was quite the patron of my two respectful
entertainers。
They were very fond of one another: that was certain。 I take it;
that had its effect upon me; as a touch of nature; but the skill with
which the one followed up whatever the other said; was a touch of
art which I was still less proof against。 When there was nothing
more to be got out of me about myself (for on the Murdstone and
Grinby life; and on my journey; I was dumb); they began about Mr。
Wickfield and Agnes。 Uriah threw the ball to Mrs。 Heep; Mrs。
Heep caught it and threw it back to Uriah; Uriah kept it up a little
while; then sent it back to Mrs。 Heep; and so they went on tossing
it about until I had no idea who had got it; and was quite
bewildered。 The ball itself was always changing too。 Now it was
Mr。 Wickfield; now Agnes; now the excellence of Mr。 Wickfield;
now my admiration of Agnes; now the extent of Mr。 Wickfield’s
business and resources; now our domestic life after dinner; now;
the wine that Mr。 Wickfield took; the reason why he took it; and
the pity that it was he took so much; now one thing; now another;
then everything at once; and all the time; without appearing to
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speak very often; or to do anything but sometimes encourage them
a little; for fear they should be overcome by their humility and the
honour of my company; I found myself perpetually letting out
something or other that I had no business to let out and seeing the
effect of it in the twinkling of Uriah’s dinted nostrils。
I had begun to be a little uncomfortable; and to wish myself well
out of the visit; when a figure coming down the street passed the
door—it stood open to air the room; which was warm; the weather
being close for the time of year—came back again; looked in; and
walked in; exclaiming loudly; ‘Copperfield! Is it possible?’
It was Mr。 Micawber! It was Mr。 Micawber; with his eye…glass;
and his walking…stick; and his shirt…collar; and his genteel air; and
the condescending roll in his voice; all complete!
‘My dear Copperfield;’ said Mr。 Micawber; putting out his hand;
‘this is indeed a meeting which is calculated to impress the mind
with a sense of the instability and uncertainty of all human—in
short; it is a most extraordinary meeting。 Walking along the street;
reflecting upon the probability of something turning up (of which I
am at present rather sanguine); I find a young but valued friend
turn up; who is connected with the most eventful period of my life;
I may say; with the turning…point of my existence。 Copperfield; my
dear fellow; how do you do?’
I cannot say—I really cannot say—that I was glad to see Mr。
Micawber there; but I was glad to see him too; and shook hands
with him; heartily; inquiring how Mrs。 Micawber was。
‘Thank you;’ said Mr。 Micawber; waving his hand as of old; and
settling his chin in his shirt…collar。 ‘She is tolerably convalescent。
The twins no longer derive their sustenance from Nature’s
founts—in short;’ said Mr。 Micawber; in one of his bursts of
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confidence; ‘they are weaned—and Mrs。 Micawber is; at present;
my travelling companion。 She will be rejoiced; Copperfield; to
renew her acquaintance with one who has proved himself in all
respects a worthy minister at the sacred altar of friendship。’
I said I should be delighted to see her。
‘You are very good;’ said Mr。 Micawber。
Mr。 Micawber then smiled; settled his chin again; and looked
about him。
‘I have discovered my friend Copperfield;’ said Mr。 Micawber
genteelly; and