第 7 节
作者:管他三七二十一      更新:2021-04-30 16:21      字数:9321
  hung; by way of car; an enormous drab beaver bat; with a brim
  superlatively broad; and a hemispherical crown with a black band and
  a silver buckle。 It is; however; somewhat remarkable that many
  citizens of Rotterdam swore to having seen the same hat repeatedly
  before; and indeed the whole assembly seemed to regard it with eyes
  of familiarity; while the vrow Grettel Pfaall; upon sight of it;
  uttered an exclamation of joyful surprise; and declared it to be the
  identical hat of her good man himself。 Now this was a circumstance
  the more to be observed; as Pfaall; with three companions; had
  actually disappeared from Rotterdam about five years before; in a
  very sudden and unaccountable manner; and up to the date of this
  narrative all attempts had failed of obtaining any intelligence
  concerning them whatsoever。 To be sure; some bones which were thought
  to be human; mixed up with a quantity of odd…looking rubbish; had
  been lately discovered in a retired situation to the east of
  Rotterdam; and some people went so far as to imagine that in this
  spot a foul murder had been committed; and that the sufferers were in
  all probability Hans Pfaall and his associates。 But to return。
  The balloon (for such no doubt it was) had now descended to within a
  hundred feet of the earth; allowing the crowd below a sufficiently
  distinct view of the person of its occupant。 This was in truth a very
  droll little somebody。 He could not have been more than two feet in
  height; but this altitude; little as it was; would have been
  sufficient to destroy his equilibrium; and tilt him over the edge of
  his tiny car; but for the intervention of a circular rim reaching as
  high as the breast; and rigged on to the cords of the balloon。 The
  body of the little man was more than proportionately broad; giving to
  his entire figure a rotundity highly absurd。 His feet; of course;
  could not be seen at all; although a horny substance of suspicious
  nature was occasionally protruded through a rent in the bottom of the
  car; or to speak more properly; in the top of the hat。 His hands were
  enormously large。 His hair was extremely gray; and collected in a cue
  behind。 His nose was prodigiously long; crooked; and inflammatory;
  his eyes full; brilliant; and acute; his chin and cheeks; although
  wrinkled with age; were broad; puffy; and double; but of ears of any
  kind or character there was not a semblance to be discovered upon any
  portion of his head。 This odd little gentleman was dressed in a loose
  surtout of sky…blue satin; with tight breeches to match; fastened
  with silver buckles at the knees。 His vest was of some bright yellow
  material; a white taffety cap was set jauntily on one side of his
  head; and; to complete his equipment; a blood…red silk handkerchief
  enveloped his throat; and fell down; in a dainty manner; upon his
  bosom; in a fantastic bow…knot of super…eminent dimensions。
  Having descended; as I said before; to about one hundred feet from
  the surface of the earth; the little old gentleman was suddenly
  seized with a fit of trepidation; and appeared disinclined to make
  any nearer approach to terra firma。 Throwing out; therefore; a
  quantity of sand from a canvas bag; which; he lifted with great
  difficulty; he became stationary in an instant。 He then proceeded; in
  a hurried and agitated manner; to extract from a side…pocket in his
  surtout a large morocco pocket…book。 This he poised suspiciously in
  his hand; then eyed it with an air of extreme surprise; and was
  evidently astonished at its weight。 He at length opened it; and
  drawing there from a huge letter sealed with red sealing…wax and tied
  carefully with red tape; let it fall precisely at the feet of the
  burgomaster; Superbus Von Underduk。 His Excellency stooped to take it
  up。 But the aeronaut; still greatly discomposed; and having
  apparently no farther business to detain him in Rotterdam; began at
  this moment to make busy preparations for departure; and it being
  necessary to discharge a portion of ballast to enable him to
  reascend; the half dozen bags which he threw out; one after another;
  without taking the trouble to empty their contents; tumbled; every
  one of them; most unfortunately upon the back of the burgomaster; and
  rolled him over and over no less than one…and…twenty times; in the
  face of every man in Rotterdam。 It is not to be supposed; however;
  that the great Underduk suffered this impertinence on the part of the
  little old man to pass off with impunity。 It is said; on the
  contrary; that during each and every one of his one…and twenty
  circumvolutions he emitted no less than one…and…twenty distinct and
  furious whiffs from his pipe; to which he held fast the whole time
  with all his might; and to which he intends holding fast until the
  day of his death。
  In the meantime the balloon arose like a lark; and; soaring far away
  above the city; at length drifted quietly behind a cloud similar to
  that from which it had so oddly emerged; and was thus lost forever to
  the wondering eyes of the good citiezns of Rotterdam。 All attention
  was now directed to the letter; the descent of which; and the
  consequences attending thereupon; had proved so fatally subversive of
  both person and personal dignity to his Excellency; the illustrious
  Burgomaster Mynheer Superbus Von Underduk。 That functionary; however;
  had not failed; during his circumgyratory movements; to bestow a
  thought upon the important subject of securing the packet in
  question; which was seen; upon inspection; to have fallen into the
  most proper hands; being actually addressed to himself and Professor
  Rub…a…dub; in their official capacities of President and
  Vice…President of the Rotterdam College of Astronomy。 It was
  accordingly opened by those dignitaries upon the spot; and found to
  contain the following extraordinary; and indeed very serious;
  communications。
  To their Excellencies Von Underduk and Rub…a…dub; President and
  Vice…President of the States' College of Astronomers; in the city of
  Rotterdam。
  〃Your Excellencies may perhaps be able to remember an humble artizan;
  by name Hans Pfaall; and by occupation a mender of bellows; who; with
  three others; disappeared from Rotterdam; about five years ago; in a
  manner which must have been considered by all parties at once sudden;
  and extremely unaccountable。 If; however; it so please your
  Excellencies; I; the writer of this communication; am the identical
  Hans Pfaall himself。 It is well known to most of my fellow citizens;
  that for the period of forty years I continued to occupy the little
  square brick building; at the head of the alley called Sauerkraut; in
  which I resided at the time of my disappearance。 My ancestors have
  also resided therein time out of mind  they; as well as myself;
  steadily following the respectable and indeed lucrative profession of
  mending of bellows。 For; to speak the truth; until of late years;
  that the heads of all the people have been set agog with politics; no
  better business than my own could an honest citizen of Rotterdam
  either desire or deserve。 Credit was good; employment was never
  wanting; and on all hands there was no lack of either money or
  good…will。 But; as I was saying; we soon began to feel the effects of
  liberty and long speeches; and radicalism; and all that sort of
  thing。 People who were formerly; the very best customers in the
  world; had now not a moment of time to think of us at all。 They had;
  so they said; as much as they could do to read about the revolutions;
  and keep up with the march of intellect and the spirit of the age。 If
  a fire wanted fanning; it could readily be fanned with a newspaper;
  and as the government grew weaker; I have no doubt that leather and
  iron acquired durability in proportion; for; in a very short time;
  there was not a pair of bellows in all Rotterdam that ever stood in
  need of a stitch or required the assistance of a hammer。 This was a
  state of things not to be endured。 I soon grew as poor as a rat; and;
  having a wife and children to provide for; my burdens at length
  became intolerable; and I spent hour after hour in reflecting upon
  the most convenient method of putting an end to my life。 Duns; in the
  meantime; left me little leisure for contemplation。 My house was
  literally besieged from morning till night; so that I began to rave;
  and foam; and fret like a caged tiger against the bars of his
  enclosure。 There were three fellows in particular who worried me
  beyond endurance; keeping watch continually about my door; and
  threatening me with the law。 Upon these three I internally vowed the
  bitterest revenge; if ever I should be so happy as to get them within
  my clutches; and I believe nothing in the world but the pleasure of
  this anticipation prevented me from putting my plan of suicide into
  immediate execution; by blowing my brains out with a blunderbuss。 I
  thought it best; however; to dissemble my wrath; and to treat them
  with promises and fair words; until; by some good turn of fate; an
  opportunity of vengeance should be afforded me。
  〃One day; having given my creditors the slip; and feeling more