least　I　did！　You　are　a　cad；　young　sir！〃　he　shouted　in　reply。
  〃But　what　right　have　you　to　shout　at　me　like　that？〃　I　exclaimed；
  feeling　that　it　was　now　HE　that　was　insulting　ME；　and　growing
  angry　accordingly。
  〃This　much　right；〃　he　replied；　〃that　I　never　allow　myself　to　be
  overlooked　by　any　one；　and　that　I　always　teach　young　fellows　like
  yourself　their　manners。　What　is　your　name；　young　sir；　and　where
  do　you　live？〃
  At　this　I　felt　so　hurt　that　my　teeth　chattered；　and　I　felt　as
  though　I　were　choking。　Yet　all　the　while　I　was　conscious　of　being
  in　the　wrong；　and　so；　instead　of　offering　any　further　rudeness　to
  the　offended　one；　humbly　told　him　my　name　and　address。
  〃And　MY　name；　young　sir；〃　he　returned；　〃is　Kolpikoff；　and　I　will
  trouble　you　to　be　more　polite　to　me　in　future。However；　You　will
  hear　from　me　again〃　（〃vous　aurez　de　mes　nouvelles〃the
  conversation　had　been　carried　on　wholly　in　French）；　was　his
  concluding　remark。
  To　this　I　replied；　〃I　shall　be　delighted；〃　with　an　infusion　of　as
  much　hauteur　as　I　could　muster　into　my　tone。　Then；　turning　on　my
  heel；　I　returned　with　my　cigarettewhich　had　meanwhile　gone　out
  to　our　own　room。
  I　said　nothing；　either　to　my　brother　or　my　friends；　about　what
  had　happened　（and　the　more　so　because　they　were　at　that　moment
  engaged　in　a　dispute　of　their　own）；　but　sat　down　in　a　corner　to
  think　over　the　strange　affair。　The　words；　〃You　are　a　cad；　young
  sir；〃　vexed　me　more　and　more　the　longer　that　they　sounded　in　my
  ears。　My　tipsiness　was　gone　now；　and；　in　considering　my　conduct
  during　the　dispute；　the　uncomfortable　thought　came　over　me　that　I
  had　behaved　like　a　coward。
  〃Yet　what　right　had　he　to　attack　me？〃　I　reflected。　〃Why　did　he
  not　simply　intimate　to　me　that　I　was　annoying　him？　After　all；　it
  may　have　been　he　that　was　in　the　wrong。　Why；　too；　when　he　called
  me　a　young　cad；　did　I　not　say　to　him；　'A　cad；　my　good　sir；　is　one
  who　takes　offence'？　Or　why　did　I　not　simply　tell　him　to　hold　his
  tongue？　That　would　have　been　the　better　course。　Or　why　did　I　not
  challenge　him　to　a　duel？　No；　I　did　none　of　those　things；　but
  swallowed　his　insults　like　a　wretched　coward。〃
  Still　the　words；　〃You　are　a　cad；　young　sir；〃　kept　sounding　in　my
  ears　with　maddening　iteration。　〃I　cannot　leave　things　as　they
  are；〃　I　at　length　decided　as　I　rose　to　my　feet　with　the　fixed
  intention　of　returning　to　the　gentleman　and　saying　something
  outrageous　to　himperhaps；　also；　of　breaking　the　candelabrum
  over　his　head　if　occasion　offered。　Yet；　though　I　considered　the
  advisability　of　this　last　measure　with　some　pleasure；　it　was　not
  without　a　good　deal　of　trepidation　that　I　re…entered　the　main
  salon。　As　luck　would　have　it；　M。　Kolpikoff　was　no　longer　there；
  but　only　a　waiter　engaged　in　clearing　the　table。　For　a　moment　I
  felt　like　telling　the　waiter　the　whole　story；　and　explaining　to
  him　my　innocence　in　the　matter；　but　for　some　reason　or　another　I
  thought　better　of　it；　and　once　more　returned；　in　the　same　hazy
  condition　of　mind；　to　our　own　room。
  〃What　has　become　of　our　DIPLOMAT？〃　Dubkoff　was　just　saying。　〃Upon
  him　now　hang　the　fortunes　of　Europe。〃
  〃Oh；　leave　me　alone；〃　I　said；　turning　moodily　away。　Then；　as　I
  paced　the　room；　something　made　me　begin　to　think　that　Dubkoff　was
  not　altogether　a　good　fellow。　〃There　is　nothing　very　much　to
  admire　in　his　eternal　jokes　and　his　nickname　of　'DIPLOMAT；'〃　I
  reflected。　〃All　he　thinks　about　is　to　win　money　from　Woloda　and
  to　go　and　see　his　'Auntie。'　There　is　nothing　very　nice　in　all
  that。　Besides；　everything　he　says　has　a　touch　of　blackguardism　in
  it；　and　he　is　forever　trying　to　make　people　laugh。　In　my　opinion
  he　is　simply　stupid　when　he　is　not　absolutely　a　brute。〃　I　spent
  about　five　minutes　in　these　reflections；　and　felt　my　enmity
  towards　Dubkoff　continually　increasing。　For　his　part；　he　took　no
  notice　of　me；　and　that　angered　me　the　more。　I　actually　felt　vexed
  with　Woloda　and　Dimitri　because　they　went　on　talking　to　him。
  〃I　tell　you　what；　gentlemen：　the　DIPLOMAT　ought　to　be
  christened；〃　said　Dubkoff　suddenly；　with　a　glance　and　a　smile
  which　seemed　to　me　derisive；　and　even　treacherous。　〃Yet；　0　Lord；
  what　a　poor　specimen　he　is！〃
  〃You　yourself　ought　to　be　christened；　and　you　yourself　are　a
  sorry　specimen！〃　I　retorted　with　an　evil　smile；　and　actually
  forgetting　to　address　him　as　〃thou。〃　＇In　Russian　as　in　French；
  the　second　person　singular　is　the　form　of　speech　used　between
  intimate　friends。＇
  This　reply　evidently　surprised　Dubkoff；　but　he　turned　away　good…
  humouredly；　and　went　on　talking　to　Woloda　and　Dimitri。　I　tried　to
  edge　myself　into　the　conversation；　but；　since　I　felt　that　I　could
  not　keep　it　up；　I　soon　returned　to　my　corner；　and　remained　there
  until　we　left。
  When　the　bill　had　been　paid　and　wraps　were　being　put　on；　Dubkoff
  turned　to　Dimitri　and　said：　〃Whither　are　Orestes　and　Pedalion
  going　now？　Home；　I　suppose；　to　talk　about　love。　Well；　let　US　go
  and　see　my　dear　Auntie。　That　will　be　far　more　entertaining　than
  your　sour　company。〃
  〃How　dare　you　speak　like　that；　and　laugh　at　us？〃　I　burst　out　as　I
  approached　him　with　clenched　fists。　〃How　dare　you　laugh　at
  feelings　which　you　do　not　understand？　I　will　not　have　you　do　it！
  Hold　your　tongue！〃　At　this　point　I　had　to　hold　my　own；　for　I　did
  not　know　what　to　say　next；　and　was；　moreover；　out　of　breath　with
  excitement。　At　first　Dubkoff　was　taken　aback；　but　presently　he
  tried　to　laugh　it　off；　and　to　take　it　as　a　joke。　Finally　I　was
  surprised　to　see　him　look　crestfallen；　and　lower　his　eyes。
  〃I　NEVER　laugh　at　you　or　your　feelings。　It　is　merely　my　way　of
  speaking；〃　he　said　evasively。
  〃Indeed？〃　I　cried；　yet　the　next　moment　I　felt　ashamed　of　myself
  and　sorry　for　him；　since　his　flushed；　downcast　face　had　in　it　no
  other　expression　than　one　of　genuine　pain。
  〃What　is　the　matter　with　you？〃　said　Woloda　and　Dimitri
  simultaneously。　〃No　one　was　trying　to　insult　you。〃
  〃Yes；　he　DID　try　to　insult　me！〃　I　replied。
  〃What　an　extraordinary　fellow　your　brother　is！〃　said　Dubkoff　to
  Woloda。　At　that　moment　he　was　passing　out　of　the　door；　and　could
  not　have　heard　what　I　said。　Possibly　I　should　have　flung　myself
  after　him　and　offered　him　further　insult；　had　it　not　been　that
  just　at　that　moment　the　waiter　who　had　witnessed　my　encounter
  with　Kolpikoff　handed　me　my　greatcoat；　and　I　at　once　quietened
  downmerely　making　such　a　pretence　of　having　had　a　difference
  with　Dimitri　as　was　necessary　to　make　my　sudden　appeasement
  appear　nothing　extraordinary。　Next　day；　when　I　met　Dubkoff　at
  Woloda's；　the　quarrel　was　not　raked　up；　yet　he　and　I　still
  addressed　each　other　as　〃you；〃　and　found　it　harder　than　ever　to
  look　one　another　in　the　face。
  The　remembrance　of　my　scene　with　Kolpikoffwho；　by　the　way；
  never　sent　me　〃de　ses　nouvelles；〃　either　the　following　day　or　any
  day　afterwardsremained　for　years　a　keen　and　unpleasant　memory。
  Even　so　much　as　five　years　after　it　had　happened　I　would　begin
  fidgeting　and　muttering　to　myself　whenever　I　remembered　the
  unavenged　insult；　and　was　fain　to　comfort　myself　with　the
  satisfaction　of　recollecting　the　sort　of　young　fellow　I　had　shown
  myself　to　be　in　my　subsequent　affair　with　Dubkoff。　In　fact；　it
  was　only　later　still　that　I　began　to　regard　the　matter　in　another
  light；　and　both　to　recall　with　comic　appreciation　my　passage　of
  arms　with　Kolpikoff；　and　to　regret　the　undeserved　affront　which　I
  had　offered　my　good　friend　Dubkoff。
  When；　at　a　later　hour　on　the　evening　of　the　dinner；　I　told
  Dimitri　of　my　affair　with　Kolpikoff；　whose　exterior　I　described
  in　detail；　he　was　astounded。
  〃That　is　the　very　man！〃　he　cried。　〃Don't　you　know　that　this
  precious　Kolpikoff　is　a　known　scamp　and　sharper；　as　well　as；
  above　all　things；　a　coward；　and　that　he　was　expelled　from　his
  regiment　by　his　brother　officers　because；　having　had　his　face
  slapped；　he　would　not　fight？　But　how　came　you　to　let　him　get
  away？〃　he　added；　with　a　kindly　smile　and　glance。　〃Surely　he　could
  not　have　said　more　to　you　than　he　did　when　he　called　you　a　cad？〃
  〃No；〃　I　admitted　with　a　blush。
  〃Well；　it　was　not　right；　but　there　is　no　great　harm　done；〃　said
  Dimitri　consolingly。
  Long　afterwards；　when　thinking　the　matter　over　at　leisure；　I
  suddenly　came　to　the　conclusion　that　it　was　quite　possible　that
  Kolpikoff　took　the　opportunity　of　vicariously　wiping　off　upon　me
  the　slap　in　the　face　which　he　had　once　received；　just　as　I　myself
  took　the　opportunity　of　vicariously　wiping　off　upon　the　innocent
  Dubkoff　the　epithet　〃cad〃　which　Kolpikoff　had　just　applied　to　me。
  XVII
  I　GET　READY　TO　PAY　SOME　CALLS
  On　awaking　next　morning　my　first　thoughts　were　of　the　affair　with
  Kolpikoff。　Once　again　I　muttered　to　myself　and　stamped　about　the
  room；　but　there　was　no　help　for　it。　To…day　was　the　last　day　that
  I　was　to　spend　in　Moscow；　and　it　was　to　be　spent；　by　Papa's
  orders；　in　my　paying　a　round　of　calls　which　he　had　written　out
  for　me　on