removed　from　out　of　it。　　All　this　might　the　Belgians　have；　and　a
  part　do　they　enjoy；　but　not　the　best　part；　no；　these　people　will　be
  brawling　and　by　the　ears；　and　parties　run　as　high　here　as　at　Stoke
  Pogis　or　little　Pedlington。
  These　sentiments　were　elicited　by　the　reading　of　a　paper　at　the
  cafe　in　the　Park；　where　we　sat　under　the　trees　for　a　while　and
  sipped　our　cool　lemonade。　　Numbers　of　statues　decorate　the　place；
  the　very　worst　I　ever　saw。　　These　Cupids　must　have　been　erected　in
  the　time　of　the　Dutch　dynasty；　as　I　judge　from　the　immense
  posterior　developments。　　Indeed　the　arts　of　the　country　are　very
  low。　　The　statues　here；　and　the　lions　before　the　Prince　of　Orange's
  palace；　would　disgrace　almost　the　figurehead　of　a　ship。
  Of　course　we　paid　our　visit　to　this　little　lion　of　Brussels　（the
  Prince's　palace；　I　mean）。　　The　architecture　of　the　building　is
  admirably　simple　and　firm；　and　you　remark　about　it；　and　all　other
  works　here；　a　high　finish　in　doors；　wood…works；　paintings；　&c。；
  that　one　does　not　see　in　France；　where　the　buildings　are　often
  rather　sketched　than　completed；　and　the　artist　seems　to　neglect　the
  limbs；　as　it　were；　and　extremities　of　his　figures。
  The　finish　of　this　little　place　is　exquisite。　　We　went　through　some
  dozen　of　state…rooms；　paddling　along　over　the　slippery　floors　of
  inlaid　woods　in　great　slippers；　without　which　we　must　have　come　to
  the　ground。　　How　did　his　Royal　Highness　the　Prince　of　Orange　manage
  when　he　lived　here；　and　her　Imperial　Highness　the　Princess；　and
  their　excellencies　the　chamberlains　and　the　footmen？　　They　must
  have　been　on　their　tails　many　times　a　day；　that's　certain；　and　must
  have　cut　queer　figures。
  The　ball…room　is　beautifulall　marble；　and　yet　with　a　comfortable；
  cheerful　look；　the　other　apartments　are　not　less　agreeable；　and　the
  people　looked　with　intense　satisfaction　at　some　great　lapis…lazuli
  tables；　which　the　guide　informed　us　were　worth　four　millions；　more
  or　less；　adding　with　a　very　knowing　look；　that　they　were　un　peu
  plus　cher　que　l'or。　　This　speech　has　a　tremendous　effect　on
  visitors；　and　when　we　met　some　of　our　steamboat　companions　in　the
  Park　or　elsewherein　so　small　a　place　as　this　one　falls　in　with
  them　a　dozen　times　a　day〃Have　you　seen　the　tables？〃　was　the
  general　question。　　Prodigious　tables　are　they；　indeed！　　Fancy　a
  table；　my　deara　table　four　feet　widea　table　with　legs。　　Ye
  heavens！　the　mind　can　hardly　picture　to　itself　anything　so
  beautiful　and　so　tremendous！
  There　are　some　good　pictures　in　the　palace；　too；　but　not　so
  extraordinarily　good　as　the　guide…books　and　the　guide　would　have　us
  to　think。　　The　latter；　like　most　men　of　his　class；　is　an　ignoramus；
  who　showed　us　an　Andrea　del　Sarto　（copy　or　original）；　and　called　it
  a　Correggio；　and　made　other　blunders　of　a　like　nature。　　As　is　the
  case　in　England；　you　are　hurried　through　the　rooms　without　being
  allowed　time　to　look　at　the　pictures；　and；　consequently；　to
  pronounce　a　satisfactory　judgment　on　them。
  In　the　Museum　more　time　was　granted　me；　and　I　spent　some　hours　with
  pleasure　there。　　It　is　an　absurd　little　gallery；　absurdly　imitating
  the　Louvre；　with　just　such　compartments　and　pillars　as　you　see　in
  the　noble　Paris　gallery；　only　here　the　pillars　and　capitals　are
  stucco　and　white　in　place　of　marble　and　gold；　and　plaster…of…paris
  busts　of　great　Belgians　are　placed　between　the　pillars。　　An　artist
  of　the　country　has　made　a　picture　containing　them；　and　you　will　be
  ashamed　of　your　ignorance　when　you　hear　many　of　their　names。　　Old
  Tilly　of　Magdeburg　figures　in　one　corner；　Rubens；　the　endless
  Rubens；　stands　in　the　midst。　　What　a　noble　countenance　it　is；　and
  what　a　manly；　swaggering　consciousness　of　power！
  The　picture　to　see　here　is　a　portrait；　by　the　great　Peter　Paul；　of
  one　of　the　governesses　of　the　Netherlands。　　It　is　just　the　finest
  portrait　that　ever　was　seen。　　Only　a　half…length；　but　such　a
  majesty；　such　a　force；　such　a　splendor；　such　a　simplicity　about　it！
  The　woman　is　in　a　stiff　black　dress；　with　a　ruff　and　a　few　pearls；
  a　yellow　curtain　is　behind　herthe　simplest　arrangement　that　can
  be　conceived；　but　this　great　man　knew　how　to　rise　to　his　occasion；
  and　no　better　proof　can　be　shown　of　what　a　fine　gentleman　he　was
  than　this　his　homage　to　the　vice…Queen。　　A　common　bungler　would
  have　painted　her　in　her　best　clothes；　with　crown　and　sceptre；　just
  as　our　Queen　has　been　painted　bybut　comparisons　are　odious。　　Here
  stands　this　majestic　woman　in　her　every…day　working…dress　of　black
  satin；　LOOKING　YOUR　HAT　OFF；　as　it　were。　　Another　portrait　of　the
  same　personage　hangs　elsewhere　in　the　gallery；　and　it　is　curious　to
  observe　the　difference　between　the　two；　and　see　how　a　man　of　genius
  paints　a　portrait；　and　how　a　common　limner　executes　it。
  Many　more　pictures　are　there　here　by　Rubens；　or　rather　from
  Rubens's　manufactory；odious　and　vulgar　most　of　them　are；　fat
  Magdalens；　coarse　Saints；　vulgar　Virgins；　with　the　scene…painter's
  tricks　far　too　evident　upon　the　canvas。　　By　the　side　of　one　of　the
  most　astonishing　color…pieces　in　the　world；　the　〃Worshipping　of　the
  Magi；〃　is　a　famous　picture　of　Paul　Veronese　that　cannot　be　too　much
  admired。　　As　Rubens　sought　in　the　first　picture　to　dazzle　and
  astonish　by　gorgeous　variety；　Paul　in　his　seems　to　wish　to　get　his
  effect　by　simplicity；　and　has　produced　the　most　noble　harmony　that
  can　be　conceived。　　Many　more　works　are　there　that　merit　notice；a
  singularly　clever；　brilliant；　and　odious　Jordaens；　for　example；
  some　curious　costume…pieces；　one　or　two　works　by　the　Belgian
  Raphael；　who　was　a　very　Belgian　Raphael；　indeed；　and　a　long　gallery
  of　pictures　of　the　very　oldest　school；　that；　doubtless；　afford　much
  pleasure　to　the　amateurs　of　ancient　art。　　I　confess　that　I　am
  inclined　to　believe　in　very　little　that　existed　before　the　time　of
  Raphael。　　There　is；　for　instance；　the　Prince　of　Orange's　picture　by
  Perugino；　very　pretty　indeed；　up　to　a　certain　point；　but　all　the
  heads　are　repeated；　all　the　drawing　is　bad　and　affected；　and　this
  very　badness　and　affectation；　is　what　the　so…called　Catholic　school
  is　always　anxious　to　imitate。　　Nothing　can　be　more　juvenile　or
  paltry　than　the　works　of　the　native　Belgians　here　exhibited。　　Tin
  crowns　are　suspended　over　many　of　them；　showing　that　the　pictures
  are　prize　compositions：　and　pretty　things；　indeed；　they　are！　　Have
  you　ever　read　an　Oxford　prize…poem！　　Well；　these　pictures　are　worse
  even　than　the　Oxford　poemsan　awful　assertion　to　make。
  In　the　matter　of　eating；　dear　sir；　which　is　the　next　subject　of　the
  fine　arts；　a　subject　that；　after　many　hours'　walking；　attracts　a
  gentleman　very　much；　let　me　attempt　to　recall　the　transactions　of
  this　very　day　at　the　table…d'…hote。　　1；　green　pea…soup；　2；　boiled
  salmon；　3；　mussels；　4；　crimped　skate；　5；　roast…meat；　6；　patties；　7；
  melons；　8；　carp；　stewed　with　mushrooms　and　onions；　9；　roast…turkey；
  10；　cauliflower　and　butter；　11；　fillets　of　venison　piques；　with
  asafoetida　sauce；　12；　stewed　calf's…ear；　13；　roast…veal；　14；　roast…
  lamb；　15；　stewed　cherries；　16；　rice…pudding；　17；　Gruyere　cheese；
  and　about　twenty…four　cakes　of　different　kinds。　　Except　5；　13；　and
  14；　I　give　you　my　word　I　ate　of　all　written　down　here；　with　three
  rolls　of　bread　and　a　score　of　potatoes。　　What　is　the　meaning　of　it？
  How　is　the　stomach　of　man　to　be　brought　to　desire　and　to　receive
  all　this　quantity？　　Do　not　gastronomists　complain　of　heaviness　in
  London　after　eating　a　couple　of　mutton…chops？　　Do　not　respectable
  gentlemen　fall　asleep　in　their　arm…chairs？　　Are　they　fit　for　mental
  labor？　　Far　from　it。　　But　look　at　the　difference　here：　after　dinner
  here　one　is　as　light　as　a　gossamer。　　One　walks　with　pleasure；　reads
  with　pleasure；　writes　with　pleasurenay；　there　is　the　supper…bell
  going　at　ten　o'clock；　and　plenty　of　eaters；　too。　　Let　lord　mayors
  and　aldermen　look　to　it；　this　fact　of　the　extraordinary　increase　of
  appetite　in　Belgium；　and；　instead　of　steaming　to　Blackwall；　come　a
  little　further　to　Antwerp。
  Of　ancient　architectures　in　the　place；　there　is　a　fine　old　Port　de
  Halle；　which　has　a　tall；　gloomy；　bastille　look；　a　most　magnificent
  town…hall；　that　has　been　sketched　a　thousand　of　times；　and　opposite
  it；　a　building　that　I　think　would　be　the　very　model　for　a
  Conservative　club…house　in　London。　　Oh！　how　charming　it　would　be　to
  be　a　great　painter；　and　give　the　character　of　the　building；　and　the
  numberless　groups　round　about　it。　　The　booths　lighted　up　by　the
  sun；　the　market…women　in　their　gowns　of　brilliant　hue；　each　group
  having　a　character　and　telling　its　little　story；　the　troops　of　men
  lolling　in　all　sorts　of　admirable　attitudes　of　ease　round　the　great
  lamp。　　Half　a　dozen　light…blue　dragoons　are　lounging　about；　and
  peeping　over　the　artist　as　the　drawing　is　made；　and　the　sky　is　more
  bright　and　blue　than　one　sees　it　in　a　hundred　years　in　London。
  The　priests　of　the　country　are　a　remarkably　well…fed　and
  respectable　race；　without　that　scowling；　hang…