第 2 节
作者:沸点123      更新:2021-02-27 01:45      字数:9322
  regard to the ducks; I saw the animals gobbled up before my eyes by
  an old widow lady and her party just as I was shrieking to the
  steward to bring a knife and fork to carve them。  The fellow! (I
  mean the widow lady's whiskered companion)I saw him eat pease
  with the very knife with which he had dissected the duck!
  After dinner (as I need not tell the keen observer of human nature
  who peruses this) the human mind; if the body be in a decent state;
  expands into gayety and benevolence; and the intellect longs to
  measure itself in friendly converse with the divers intelligences
  around it。  We ascend upon deck; and after eying each other for a
  brief space and with a friendly modest hesitation; we begin anon to
  converse about the weather and other profound and delightful themes
  of English discourse。  We confide to each other our respective
  opinions of the ladies round about us。  Look at that charming
  creature in a pink bonnet and a dress of the pattern of a
  Kilmarnock snuff…box: a stalwart Irish gentleman in a green coat
  and bushy red whiskers is whispering something very agreeable into
  her ear; as is the wont of gentlemen of his nation; for her dark
  eyes kindle; her red lips open and give an opportunity to a dozen
  beautiful pearly teeth to display themselves; and glance brightly
  in the sun; while round the teeth and the lips a number of lovely
  dimples make their appearance; and her whole countenance assumes a
  look of perfect health and happiness。  See her companion in shot
  silk and a dove…colored parasol; in what a graceful Watteau…like
  attitude she reclines。  The tall courier who has been bouncing
  about the deck in attendance upon these ladies (it is his first day
  of service; and he is eager to make a favorable impression on them
  and the lady's…maids too) has just brought them from the carriage a
  small paper of sweet cakes (nothing is prettier than to see a
  pretty woman eating sweet biscuits) and a bottle that evidently
  contains Malmsey madeira。  How daintily they sip it; how happy they
  seem; how that lucky rogue of an Irishman prattles away!  Yonder is
  a noble group indeed: an English gentleman and his family。
  Children; mother; grandmother; grown…up daughters; father; and
  domestics; twenty…two in all。  They have a table to themselves on
  the deck; and the consumption of eatables among them is really
  endless。  The nurses have been bustling to and fro; and bringing;
  first; slices of cake; then dinner; then tea with huge family jugs
  of milk; and the little people have been playing hide…and…seek
  round the deck; coquetting with the other children; and making
  friends of every soul on board。  I love to see the kind eyes of
  women fondly watching them as they gambol about; a female face; be
  it ever so plain; when occupied in regarding children; becomes
  celestial almost; and a man can hardly fail to be good and happy
  while he is looking on at such sights。  〃Ah; sir!〃 says a great big
  man; whom you would not accuse of sentiment; 〃I have a couple of
  those little things at home;〃 and he stops and heaves a great big
  sigh and swallows down a half…tumbler of cold something and water。
  We know what the honest fellow means well enough。  He is saying to
  himself; 〃God bless my girls and their mother!〃 but; being a
  Briton; is too manly to speak out in a more intelligible way。
  Perhaps it is as well for him to be quiet; and not chatter and
  gesticulate like those Frenchmen a few yards from him; who are
  chirping over a bottle of champagne。
  There is; as you may fancy; a number of such groups on the deck;
  and a pleasant occupation it is for a lonely man to watch them and
  build theories upon them; and examine those two personages seated
  cheek by jowl。  One is an English youth; travelling for the first
  time; who has been hard at his Guidebook during the whole journey。
  He has a 〃Manuel du Voyageur〃 in his pocket: a very pretty; amusing
  little oblong work it is too; and might be very useful; if the
  foreign people in three languages; among whom you travel; would but
  give the answers set down in the book; or understand the questions
  you put to them out of it。  The other honest gentleman in the fur
  cap; what can his occupation be?  We know him at once for what he
  is。  〃Sir;〃 says he; in a fine German accent; 〃I am a brofessor of
  languages; and will gif you lessons in Danish; Swedish; English;
  Bortuguese; Spanish and Bersian。〃  Thus occupied in meditations;
  the rapid hours and the rapid steamer pass quickly on。  The sun is
  sinking; and; as he drops; the ingenious luminary sets the Thames
  on fire: several worthy gentlemen; watch in hand; are eagerly
  examining the phenomena attending his disappearance;rich clouds
  of purple and gold; that form the curtains of his bed;little
  barks that pass black across his disc; his disc every instant
  dropping nearer and nearer into the water。  〃There he goes!〃 says
  one sagacious observer。  〃No; he doesn't;〃 cries another。  Now he
  is gone; and the steward is already threading the deck; asking the
  passengers; right and left; if they will take a little supper。
  What a grand object is a sunset; and what a wonder is an appetite
  at sea!  Lo! the horned moon shines pale over Margate; and the red
  beacon is gleaming from distant Ramsgate pier。
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  A great rush is speedily made for the mattresses that lie in the
  boat at the ship's side; and as the night is delightfully calm;
  many fair ladies and worthy men determine to couch on deck for the
  night。  The proceedings of the former; especially if they be young
  and pretty; the philosopher watches with indescribable emotion and
  interest。  What a number of pretty coquetries do the ladies
  perform; and into what pretty attitudes do they take care to fall!
  All the little children have been gathered up by the nursery…maids;
  and are taken down to roost below。  Balmy sleep seals the eyes of
  many tired wayfarers; as you see in the case of the Russian
  nobleman asleep among the portmanteaus; and Titmarsh; who has been
  walking the deck for some time with a great mattress on his
  shoulders; knowing full well that were he to relinquish it for an
  instant; some other person would seize on it; now stretches his bed
  upon the deck; wraps his cloak about his knees; draws his white
  cotton nightcap tight over his head and ears; and; as the smoke of
  his cigar rises calmly upwards to the deep sky and the cheerful
  twinkling stars; he feels himself exquisitely happy; and thinks of
  thee; my Juliana!
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  Why people; because they are in a steamboat; should get up so
  deucedly early I cannot understand。  Gentlemen have been walking
  over my legs ever since three o'clock this morning; and; no doubt;
  have been indulging in personalities (which I hate) regarding my
  appearance and manner of sleeping; lying; snoring。  Let the wags
  laugh on; but a far pleasanter occupation is to sleep until
  breakfast…time; or near it。
  The tea; and ham and eggs; which; with a beefsteak or two; and
  three or four rounds of toast; form the component parts of the
  above…named elegant meal; are taken in the River Scheldt。  Little
  neat; plump…looking churches and villages are rising here and there
  among tufts of trees and pastures that are wonderfully green。  To
  the right; as the 〃Guide…book〃 says; is Walcheren; and on the left
  Cadsand; memorable for the English expedition of 1809; when Lord
  Chatham; Sir Walter Manny; and Henry Earl of Derby; at the head of
  the English; gained a great victory over the Flemish mercenaries in
  the pay of Philippe of Valois。  The cloth…yard shafts of the
  English archers did great execution。  Flushing was taken; and Lord
  Chatham returned to England; where he distinguished himself greatly
  in the debates on the American war; which he called the brightest
  jewel of the British crown。  You see; my love; that; though an
  artist by profession; my education has by no means been neglected;
  and what; indeed; would be the pleasure of travel; unless these
  charming historical recollections were brought to bear upon it?
  ANTWERP。
  As many hundreds of thousands of English visit this city (I have
  met at least a hundred of them in this half…hour walking the
  streets; 〃Guide…book〃 in hand); and as the ubiquitous Murray has
  already depicted the place; there is no need to enter into a long
  description of it; its neatness; its beauty; and its stiff antique
  splendor。  The tall pale houses have many of them crimped gables;
  that look like Queen Elizabeth's ruffs。  There are as many people
  in the streets as in London at three o'clock in the morning; the
  market…women wear bonnets of a flower…pot shape; and have shining
  brazen milk…pots; which are delightful to the eyes of a painter。
  Along the quays of the lazy Scheldt are innumerable good…natured
  groups of beer…drinkers (small…beer is the most good…natured drink
  in the world)