fees　and　costs　to　live　on。　　What　is　the　natural　result？　　Why；　he　never
  looks　into　the　justice　of　a　casenever　once。　　All　he　looks　at　is　which
  client　has　got　the　money。　　So　this　one　piled　the　fees　and　costs　and
  everything　on　to　me。　　I　could　pay　specie；　don't　you　see？　and　he　knew
  mighty　well　that　if　he　put　the　verdict　on　to　Mrs。　Brown；　where　it
  belonged；　he'd　have　to　take　his　swag　in　currency。〃
  〃Currency？　　Why；　has　Bermuda　a　currency？〃
  〃Yes…onions。　　And　they　were　forty　per　cent。　discount；　too；　then；　because
  the　season　had　been　over　as　much　as　three　months。　　So　I　lost　my　case。
  I　had　to　pay　for　that　cat。　　But　the　general　trouble　the　case　made　was　the
  worst　thing　about　it。　　Broke　up　so　much　good　feeling。　　The　neighbors
  don't　speak　to　each　other　now。　　Mrs。　Brown　had　named　a　child　after　me。
  But　she　changed　its　name　right　away。　　She　is　a　Baptist。　　Well；　in　the
  course　of　baptizing　it　over　again　it　got　drowned。　　I　was　hoping　we　might
  get　to　be　friendly　again　some　time　or　other；　but　of　course　this　drowning
  the　child　knocked　that　all　out　of　the　question。　　It　would　have　saved　a
  world　of　heartbreak　and　ill　blood　if　she　had　named　it　dry。〃
  I　knew　by　the　sigh　that　this　was　honest。　　All　this　trouble　and　all　this
  destruction　of　confidence　in　the　purity　of　the　bench　on　account　of　a
  seven…shilling　lawsuit　about　a　cat！　　Somehow；　it　seemed　to　〃size〃　the
  country。
  At　this　point　we　observed　that　an　English　flag　had　just　been　placed　at
  half…mast　on　a　building　a　hundred　yards　away。　　I　and　my　friends　were　busy
  in　an　instant　trying　to　imagine　whose　death；　among　the　island
  dignitaries；　could　command　such　a　mark　of　respect　as　this。　　Then　a
  shudder　shook　them　and　me　at　the　same　moment；　and　I　knew　that　we　had
  jumped　to　one　and　the　same　conclusion：　〃The　governor　has　gone　to　England；
  it　is　for　the　British　admiral！〃
  At　this　moment　Mr。　Smith　noticed　the　flag。　　He　said　with　emotion：
  〃That's　on　a　boarding…house。　　I　judge　there's　a　boarder　dead。〃
  A　dozen　other　flags　within　view　went　to　half…mast。
  〃It's　a　boarder；　sure；〃　said　Smith。
  〃But　would　they　half…mast　the　flags　here　for　a　boarder；　Mr。　Smith？〃
  〃Why；　certainly　they　would；　if　he　was　dead。〃
  That　seemed　to　size　the　country　again。
  IV
  The　early　twilight　of　a　Sunday　evening　in　Hamilton；　Bermuda；　is　an
  alluring　time。　　There　is　just　enough　of　whispering　breeze；　fragrance　of
  flowers；　and　sense　of　repose　to　raise　one's　thoughts　heavenward；　and　just
  enough　amateur　piano　music　to　keep　him；　reminded　of　the　other　place。
  There　are　many　venerable　pianos　in　Hamilton；　and　they　all　play　at
  twilight。　　Age　enlarges　and　enriches　the　powers　of　some　musical
  instrumentsnotably　those　of　the　violinbut　it　seems　to　set　a　piano's
  teeth　on　edge。　　Most　of　the　music　in　vogue　there　is　the　same　that　those
  pianos　prattled　in　their　innocent　infancy；　and　there　is　something　very
  pathetic　about　it　when　they　go　over　it　now；　in　their　asthmatic　second
  childhood；　dropping　a　note　here　and　there　where　a　tooth　is　gone。
  We　attended　evening　service　at　the　stately　Episcopal　church　on　the　hill；
  where　five　or　six　hundred　people；　half　of　them　white　and　the　other　half
  black；　according　to　the　usual　Bermudian　proportions；　and　all　well
  dresseda　thing　which　is　also　usual　in　Bermuda　and　to　be　confidently
  expected。　　There　was　good　music；　which　we　heard；　and　doubtlessa　good
  sermon；　but　there　was　a　wonderful　deal　of　coughing；　and　so　only　the　high
  parts　of　the　argument　carried　over　it。　　As　we　came　out；　after　service；
  I　overheard　one　young　girl　say　to　another：
  〃Why；　you　don't　mean　to　say　you　pay　duty　on　gloves　and　laces！　　I　only　pay
  postage；　have　them　done　up　and　sent　in　the　Boston　Advertiser。〃
  There　are；　those　that　believe　that　the　most　difficult　thing　to　create　is
  a　woman　who　can　comprehend　that　it　is　wrong　to　smuggle；　and　that　an
  impossible　thing　to　create　is　a　woman　who　will　not　smuggle；　whether　or
  no；　when　she　gets　a　chance。　　But　these　may　be　errors。
  We　went　wandering　off　toward　the　country；　and　were　soon　far　down　in　the
  lonely　black　depths　of　a　road　that　was　roofed　over　with　the　dense　foliage
  of　a　double　rank　of　great　cedars。　　There　was　no　sound　of　any　kind　there；
  it　was　perfectly　still。　　And　it　was　so　dark　that　one　could　detect　nothing
  but　somber　outlines。　　We　strode　farther　and　farther　down　this　tunnel；
  cheering　the　way　with　chat。
  Presently　the　chat　took　this　shape：　〃How　insensibly　the　character　of　the
  people　and　of　a　government　makes　its　impress　upon　a　stranger；　and　gives
  him　a　sense　of　security　or　of　insecurity　without　his　taking　deliberate
  thought　upon　the　matter　or　asking　anybody　a　question！　　We　have　been　in
  this　land　half　a　day；　we　have　seen　none　but　honest　faces；　we　have　noted
  the　British　flag　flying；　which　means　efficient　government　and　good　order；
  so　without　inquiry　we　plunge　unarmed　and　with　perfect　confidence　into
  this　dismal　place；　which　in　almost　any　other　country　would　swarm　with
  thugs　and　garroters〃
  'Sh！　　What　was　that？　　Stealthy　footsteps！　　Low　voices！　　We　gasp；　we　close
  up　together；　and　wait。　　A　vague　shape　glides　out　of　the　dusk　and
  confronts　us。　　A　voice　speaksdemands　money！
  〃A　shilling；　gentlemen；　if　you　please；　to　help　build　the　new　Methodist
  church。〃
  Blessed　sound！　　Holy　sound！　　We　contribute　with　thankful　avidity　to　the
  new　Methodist　church；　and　are　happy　to　think　how　lucky　it　was　that　those
  little　colored　Sunday…school　scholars　did　not　seize　upon　everything　we
  had　with　violence；　before　we　recovered　from　our　momentary　helpless
  condition。　　By　the　light　of　cigars　we　write　down　the　names　of　weightier
  philanthropists　than　ourselves　on　the　contribution　cards；　and　then　pass
  on　into　the　farther　darkness；　saying；　What　sort　of　a　government　do　they
  call　this；　where　they　allow　little　black　pious　children；　with
  contribution　cards；　to　plunge　out　upon　peaceable　strangers　in　the　dark
  and　scare　them　to　death？
  We　prowled　on　several　hours；　sometimes　by　the　seaside；　sometimes　inland；
  and　finally　managed　to　get　lost；　which　is　a　feat　that　requires　talent　in
  Bermuda。　　I　had　on　new　shoes。　　They　were　No。　7's　when　I　started；　but　were
  not　more　than　5's　now；　and　still　diminishing。　　I　walked　two　hours　in
  those　shoes　after　that；　before　we　reached　home。　　Doubtless　I　could　have
  the　reader's　sympathy　for　the　asking。　　Many　people　have　never　had　the
  headache　or　the　toothache；　and　I　am　one　of　those　myself；　but　every　body
  has　worn　tight　shoes　for　two　or　three　hours；　and　known　the　luxury　of
  taking　them　off　in　a　retired　place　and　seeing　his　feet　swell　up　and
  obscure　the　firmament。　　Once　when　I　was　a　callow；　bashful　cub；　I　took　a
  plain；　unsentimental　country　girl　to　a　comedy　one　night。　　I　had　known　her
  a　day；　she　seemed　divine；　I　wore　my　new　boots。　　At　the　end　of　the　first
  half…hour　she　said；　〃Why　do　you　fidget　so　with　your　feet？〃　　I　said；　〃Did
  I？〃　　Then　I　put　my　attention　there　and　kept　still。　　At　the　end　of　another
  half…hour　she　said；　〃Why　do　you　say；　'Yes；　oh　yes！'　and　'Ha；　ha；　oh；
  certainly！　　very　true！'　to　everything　I　say；　when　half　the　time　those　are
  entirely　irrelevant　answers？〃　　I　blushed；　and　explained　that　I　had　been　a
  little　absent…minded。　　At　the　end　of　another　half…hour　she　said；　〃Please；
  why　do　you　grin　so　steadfastly　at　vacancy；　and　yet　look　so　sad？〃
  I　explained　that　I　always　did　that　when　I　was　reflecting。　　An　hour
  passed；　and　then　she　turned　and　contemplated　me　with　her　earnest　eyes　and
  said；　〃Why　do　you　cry　all　the　time？〃　　I　explained　that　very　funny
  comedies　always　made　me　cry。　　At　last　human　nature　surrendered；　and　I
  secretly　slipped　my　boots　off。　　This　was　a　mistake。　　I　was　not　able　to
  get　them　on　any　more。　　It　was　a　rainy　night；　there　were　no　omnibuses
  going　our　way；　and　as　I　walked　home；　burning　up　with　shame；　with　the　girl
  on　one　arm　and　my　boots　under　the　other；　I　was　an　object　worthy　of　some
  compassionespecially　in　those　moments　of　martyrdom　when　I　had　to　pass
  through　the　glare　that　fell　upon　the　pavement　from　street…lamps。
  Finally；　this　child　of　the　forest　said；　〃Where　are　your　boots？〃　and　being
  taken　unprepared；　I　put　a　fitting　finish　to　the　follies　of　the　evening
  with　the　stupid　remark；　〃The　higher　classes　do　not　wear　them　to　the
  theater。〃
  The　Reverend　had　been　an　army　chaplain　during　the　war；　and　while　we　were
  hunting　for　a　road　that　would　lead　to　Hamilton　he　told　a　story　about　two
  dying　soldiers　which　interested　me　in　spite　of　my　feet。　　He　said　that　in
  the　Potomac　hospitals　rough　pine　coffins　were　furnished　by　government；
  but　that　it　was　not　always　possible　to　keep　up　with　the　demand；　so；　when
  a　man　died；　if　there　was　no　coffin　at　hand　he　was　buried　without　one。
  One　night；　late；　two　soldiers　lay　dying　in　a　ward。　　A　man　came　in　with　a
  coffin　on　his　shoulder；　and　stood　trying　to　make　up　his　mind　which　of
  these　two　poor　fellows　would　be　likely　to　need　it　first。　　Both　of　them
  begged　for　it　with　their　fading　eyesthey　were　past　talking。　　Then　one
  of　them　protruded　a　wasted　hand　from　his　blankets　and　made　a　feeble
  beckoning　sign　with　the　fingers；　to　signify；　〃Be　a　good　fellow；　put　it
  under　my　bed；　please。〃　　The　man　did　it；　and　left。　　The　lucky　soldier
  painfully　turned　himself　in　his　bed　until　he　faced　the　other　warrior；
  raised　himself　partly　on　his　elbow；　and　began　to　work　up　a　mysterious