第 5 节
作者:天净沙      更新:2021-02-25 00:30      字数:9322
  reputation in a quiet way。  This made talk; of course; and finally got to
  the king。  The king asked Isaac what he meant by his talk。  Says Isaac;
  'Oh; nothing particular; only; can they pray…down fire from heaven on an
  altar?  It ain't much; maybe; your majesty; only can they do it?  That's
  the idea。'  So the king was a good deal disturbed; and he went to the
  prophets of Baal; and they said; pretty airy; that if he had an altar
  ready; they were ready; and they intimated he better get it insured; too。
  〃So next morning all the children of Israel and their parents and the
  other people gathered themselves together。  Well; here was that great
  crowd of prophets of Baal packed together on one side; and Isaac walking
  up and down all alone on the other; putting up his job。  When time was
  called; Isaac let on to be comfortable and indifferent; told the other
  team to take the first innings。  So they went at it; the whole four
  hundred and fifty; praying around the altar; very hopeful; and doing
  their level best。  They prayed an hourtwo hoursthree hoursand so
  on; plumb till noon。  It wa'n't any use; they hadn't took a trick。  Of
  course they felt kind of ashamed before all those people; and well they
  might。  Now; what would a magnanimous man do?  Keep still; wouldn't he?
  Of course。  What did Isaac do?  He graveled the prophets of Baal every
  way he could think of。  Says he; 'You don't speak up loud enough; your
  god's asleep; like enough; or maybe he's taking a walk; you want to
  holler; you know'or words to that effect; I don't recollect the exact
  language。  Mind; I don't apologize for Isaac; he had his faults。
  〃Well; the prophets of Baal prayed along the best they knew how all the
  afternoon; and never raised; a spark。  At last; about sundown; they were
  all tuckered out; and they owned up and quit。
  〃What does Isaac do now?  He steps up and says to some friends of his
  there; 'Pour four barrels of water on the altar!'  Everybody was
  astonished; for the other side had prayed at it dry; you know; and got
  whitewashed。  They poured it on。  Says he; 'Heave on four more barrels。'
  Then he says; 'Heave on four more。'  Twelve barrels; you see; altogether。
  The water ran all over the altar; and all down the sides; and filled up a
  trench around it that would hold a couple of hogsheads…'measures;' it
  says; I reckon it means about a hogshead。  Some of the people were going
  to put on their things and go; for they allowed he was crazy。  They
  didn't know Isaac。  Isaac knelt down and began to pray; he strung along;
  and strung along; about the heathen in distant lands; and about the
  sister churches; and about the state and the country at large; and about
  those that's in authority in the government; and all the usual program;
  you know; till everybody had got tired and gone to thinking about
  something else; and then; all of a sudden; when nobody was noticing; he
  outs with a match and rakes it on the under side of his leg; and pff! up
  the whole thing blazes like a house afire!  Twelve barrels of water?
  Petroleum; sir; PETROLEUM! that's what it was!〃
  〃Petroleum; captain?〃
  〃Yes; sir; the country was full of it。  Isaac knew all about that。
  You read the Bible。  Don't you worry about the tough places。  They ain't
  tough when you come to think them out and throw light on them。  There
  ain't a thing in the Bible but what is true; all you want is to go
  prayerfully to work and cipher out how 'twas done。〃
  At eight o'clock on the third morning out from New York; land was
  sighted。  Away across the sunny waves one saw a faint dark stripe
  stretched along under the horizon…or pretended to see it; for the credit
  of his eyesight。  Even the Reverend said he saw it; a thing which was
  manifestly not so。  But I never have seen any one who was morally strong
  enough to confess that he could not see land when others claimed that
  they could。
  By and by the Bermuda Islands were easily visible。  The principal one lay
  upon the water in the distance; a long; dull…colored body; scalloped with
  slight hills and valleys。  We could not go straight at it; but had to
  travel all the way around it; sixteen miles from shore; because it is
  fenced with an invisible coral reef。  At last we sighted buoys; bobbing
  here and there; and then we glided into a narrow channel among them;
  〃raised the reef;〃 and came upon shoaling blue water that soon further
  shoaled into pale green; with a surface scarcely rippled。  Now came the
  resurrection hour; the berths gave up their dead。  Who are these pale
  specters in plug…hats and silken flounces that file up the companionway
  in melancholy procession and step upon the deck?  These are they which
  took the infallible preventive of seasickness in New York harbor and then
  disappeared and were forgotten。  Also there came two or three faces not
  seen before until this moment。  One's impulse is to ask; 〃Where did you
  come aboard?〃
  We followed the narrow channel a long time; with land on both sides…low
  hills that might have been green and grassy; but had a faded look
  instead。  However; the land…locked water was lovely; at any rate; with
  its glittering belts of blue and green where moderate soundings were; and
  its broad splotches of rich brown where the rocks lay near the surface。
  Everybody was feeling so well that even the grave; pale young man (who;
  by a sort of kindly common consent; had come latterly to be referred to
  as 〃The Ass〃) received frequent and friendly noticewhich was right
  enough; for there was no harm in him。
  At last we steamed between two island points whose rocky jaws allowed
  only just enough room for the vessel's body; and now before us loomed
  Hamilton on her clustered hillsides and summits; the whitest mass of
  terraced architecture that exists in the world; perhaps。
  It was Sunday afternoon; and on the pier were gathered one or two hundred
  Bermudians; half of them black; half of them white; and all of them
  nobbily dressed; as the poet says。
  Several boats came off to the ship; bringing citizens。  One of these
  citizens was a faded; diminutive old gentleman; who approached our most
  ancient passenger with a childlike joy in his twinkling eyes; halted
  before him; folded his arms; and said; smiling with all his might and
  with all the simple delight that was in him; 〃You don't know me; John!
  Come; out with it now; you know you don't!〃
  The ancient passenger scanned him perplexedly; scanned the napless;
  threadbare costume of venerable fashion that had done Sunday service no
  man knows how many years; contemplated the marvelous stovepipe hat of
  still more ancient and venerable pattern; with its poor; pathetic old
  stiff brim canted up 〃gallusly〃 in the wrong places; and said; with a
  hesitation that indicated strong internal effort to 〃place〃 the gentle
  old apparition; 〃Why 。  。  。  let me see 。  。  。  plague on it 。  。  。
  there's something about you that 。  。  。  er 。  。  。  er 。  。  。  but
  I've been gone from Bermuda for twenty…seven years; and 。  。  。  hum; hum
  。  。  。  I don't seem to get at it; somehow; but there's something about
  you that is just as familiar to me as〃
  〃Likely it might be his hat;〃 murmured the Ass; with innocent;
  sympathetic interest。
  So the Reverend and I had at last arrived at Hamilton; the principal town
  in the Bermuda Islands。  A wonderfully white town; white as snow itself。
  White as marble; white as flour。  Yet looking like none of these;
  exactly。  Never mind; we said; we shall hit upon a figure by and by that
  will describe this peculiar white。
  It was a town that was compacted together upon the sides and tops of a
  cluster of small hills。  Its outlying borders fringed off and thinned
  away among the cedar forests; and there was no woody distance of curving
  coast or leafy islet sleeping upon the dimpled; painted sea; but was
  flecked with shining white pointshalf…concealed houses peeping out of
  the foliage。  The architecture of the town was mainly Spanish; inherited
  from the colonists of two hundred and fifty years ago。  Some ragged…
  topped cocoa…palms; glimpsed here and there; gave the land a tropical
  aspect。
  There was an ample pier of heavy masonry; upon this; under shelter; were
  some thousands of barrels containing that product which has carried the
  fame of Bermuda to many lands; the potato。  With here and there an onion。
  That last sentence is facetious; for they grow at least two onions in
  Bermuda to one potato。  The onion is the pride and joy of Bermuda。  It is
  her jewel; her gem of gems。  In her conversation; her pulpit; her
  literature; it is her most frequent and eloquent figure。  In Bermuda
  metaphor it stands for perfection…perfection absolute。
  The Bermudian weeping over the departed exhausts praise when he says; 〃He
  was an onion!〃  The Bermudian extolling the living hero bankrupts
  applause when he says; 〃He is an onion!〃  The Bermudian setting his son
  upon the stage of life to dare and do for himself climaxes all counsel;
  supplication; admonition; comprehends all ambition; when he says; 〃Be an
  onion!〃
  When parallel with the pier; and ten or fifteen steps outside it; we
  anchored。  It was Sunday; bright and sunny。  The groups upon the pier…
  men; youths; and boys…were whites and blacks in abou