第 4 节
作者:莫莫言      更新:2021-02-24 23:44      字数:9322
  There was this difference between the late Chapeloud and the vicar;
  one was a shrewd and clever egoist; the other a simple…minded and
  clumsy one。 When the canon went to board with Mademoiselle Gamard he
  knew exactly how to judge of his landlady's character。 The
  confessional had taught him to understand the bitterness that the
  sense of being kept outside the social pale puts into the heart of an
  old maid; he therefore calculated his own treatment of Mademoiselle
  Gamard very wisely。 She was then about thirty…eight years old; and
  still retained a few pretensions; which; in well…behaved persons of
  her condition; change; rather later; into strong personal self…esteem。
  The canon saw plainly that to live comfortably with his landlady he
  must pay her invariably the same attentions and be more infallible
  than the pope himself。 To compass this result; he allowed no points of
  contact between himself and her except those that politeness demanded;
  and those which necessarily exist between two persons living under the
  same roof。 Thus; though he and the Abbe Troubert took their regular
  three meals a day; he avoided the family breakfast by inducing
  Mademoiselle Gamard to send his coffee to his own room。 He also
  avoided the annoyance of supper by taking tea in the houses of friends
  with whom he spent his evenings。 In this way he seldom saw his
  landlady except at dinner; but he always came down to that meal a few
  minutes in advance of the hour。 During this visit of courtesy; as it
  may be called; he talked to her; for the twelve years he had lived
  under her roof; on nearly the same topics; receiving from her the same
  answers。 How she had slept; her breakfast; the trivial domestic
  events; her looks; her health; the weather; the time the church
  services had lasted; the incidents of the mass; the health of such or
  such a priest;these were the subjects of their daily conversation。
  During dinner he invariably paid her certain indirect compliments; the
  fish had an excellent flavor; the seasoning of a sauce was delicious;
  Mademoiselle Gamard's capacities and virtues as mistress of a
  household were great。 He was sure of flattering the old maid's vanity
  by praising the skill with which she made or prepared her preserves
  and pickles and pates and other gastronomical inventions。 To cap all;
  the wily canon never left his landlady's yellow salon after dinner
  without remarking that there was no house in Tours where he could get
  such good coffee as that he had just imbibed。
  Thanks to this thorough understanding of Mademoiselle Gamard's
  character; and to the science of existence which he had put in
  practice for the last twelve years; no matter of discussion on the
  internal arrangements of the household had ever come up between them。
  The Abbe Chapeloud had taken note of the spinster's angles;
  asperities; and crabbedness; and had so arranged his avoidance of her
  that he obtained without the least difficulty all the concessions that
  were necessary to the happiness and tranquility of his life。 The
  result was that Mademoiselle Gamard frequently remarked to her friends
  and acquaintances that the Abbe Chapeloud was a very amiable man;
  extremely easy to live with; and a fine mind。
  As to her other lodger; the Abbe Troubert; she said absolutely nothing
  about him。 Completely involved in the round of her life; like a
  satellite in the orbit of a planet; Troubert was to her a sort of
  intermediary creature between the individuals of the human species and
  those of the canine species; he was classed in her heart next; but
  directly before; the place intended for friends but now occupied by a
  fat and wheezy pug which she tenderly loved。 She ruled Troubert
  completely; and the intermingling of their interests was so obvious
  that many persons of her social sphere believed that the Abbe Troubert
  had designs on the old maid's property; and was binding her to him
  unawares with infinite patience; and really directing her while he
  seemed to be obeying without ever letting her percieve in him the
  slightest wish on his part to govern her。
  When the Abbe Chapeloud died; the old maid; who desired a lodger with
  quiet ways; naturally thought of the vicar。 Before the canon's will
  was made known she had meditated offering his rooms to the Abbe
  Troubert; who was not very comfortable on the ground…floor。 But when
  the Abbe Birotteau; on receiving his legacy; came to settle in writing
  the terms of his board she saw he was so in love with the apartment;
  for which he might now admit his long cherished desires; that she
  dared not propose the exchange; and accordingly sacrificed her
  sentiments of friendship to the demands of self…interest。 But in order
  to console her beloved canon; Mademoiselle took up the large white
  Chateau…Renaud bricks that made the floors of his apartment and
  replaced them by wooden floors laid in 〃point de Hongrie。〃 She also
  rebuilt a smoky chimney。
  For twelve years the Abbe Birotteau had seen his friend Chapeloud in
  that house without ever giving a thought to the motive of the canon's
  extreme circumspection in his relations to Mademoiselle Gamard。 When
  he came himself to live with that saintly woman he was in the
  condition of a lover on the point of being made happy。 Even if he had
  not been by nature purblind of intellect; his eyes were too dazzled by
  his new happiness to allow him to judge of the landlady; or to reflect
  on the limits which he ought to impose on their daily intercourse。
  Mademoiselle Gamard; seen from afar and through the prism of those
  material felicities which the vicar dreamed of enjoying in her house;
  seemed to him a perfect being; a faultless Christian; essentially
  charitable; the woman of the Gospel; the wise virgin; adorned by all
  those humble and modest virtues which shed celestial fragrance upon
  life。
  So; with the enthusiasm of one who attains an object long desired;
  with the candor of a child; and the blundering foolishness of an old
  man utterly without worldly experience; he fell into the life of
  Mademoiselle Gamard precisely as a fly is caught in a spider's web。
  The first day that he went to dine and sleep at the house he was
  detained in the salon after dinner; partly to make his landlady's
  acquaintance; but chiefly by that inexplicable embarrassment which
  often assails timid people and makes them fear to seem impolite by
  breaking off a conversation in order to take leave。 Consequently he
  remained there the whole evening。 Then a friend of his; a certain
  Mademoiselle Salomon de Villenoix; came to see him; and this gave
  Mademoiselle Gamard the happiness of forming a card…table; so that
  when the vicar went to bed he felt that he had passed a very agreeable
  evening。 Knowing Mademoiselle Gamard and the Abbe Troubert but
  slightly; he saw only the superficial aspects of their characters; few
  persons bare their defects at once; they generally take on a becoming
  veneer。
  The worthy abbe was thus led to suggest to himself the charming plan
  of devoting all his evenings to Mademoiselle Gamard; instead of
  spending them; as Chapeloud had done; elsewhere。 The old maid had for
  years been possessed by a desire which grew stronger day by day。 This
  desire; often formed by old persons and even by pretty women; had
  become in Mademoiselle Gamard's soul as ardent a longing as that of
  Birotteau for Chapeloud's apartment; and it was strengthened by all
  those feelings of pride; egotism; envy; and vanity which pre…exist in
  the breasts of worldly people。
  This history is of all time; it suffices to widen slightly the narrow
  circle in which these personages are about to act to find the
  coefficient reasons of events which take place in the very highest
  spheres of social life。
  Mademoiselle Gamard spent her evenings by rotation in six or eight
  different houses。 Whether it was that she disliked being obliged to go
  out to seek society; and considered that at her age she had a right to
  expect some return; or that her pride was wounded at receiving no
  company in her house; or that her self…love craved the compliments she
  saw her various hostesses receive;certain it is that her whole
  ambition was to make her salon a centre towards which a given number
  of persons should nightly make their way with pleasure。 One morning as
  she left Saint…Gatien; after Birotteau and his friend Mademoiselle
  Salomon had spent a few evenings with her and with the faithful and
  patient Troubert; she said to certain of her good friends whom she met
  at the church door; and whose slave she had hitherto considered
  herself; that those who wished to see her could certainly come once a
  week to her house; where she had friends enough to make a card…table;
  she could not leave the Abbe Birotteau; Mademoiselle Salomon had not
  missed a single evening that week; she was devoted to friends; andet
  cetera; et cetera。 Her speech was all the more humbly haughty and
  softly persuasive because Mademoiselle Salomon