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him so far; and which he had basely forgotten; intervened; and frustrated
his efforts。 In a sort of nightmare he struggled with the strange uncanny
thing that seemed to hold his hands; turn all muscular strivings to water;
and laugh at him all the time; while other travellers; forming up in a line
behind; waited with impatience; making suggestions of more or less value
and comments of more or less stringency and point。 At lastsomehowhe
never rightly understood howhe burst the barriers; attained the goal;
arrived at where all waistcoat pockets are eternally situated; and found
not only no money; but no pocket to hold it; and no waistcoat to hold the
pocket!
To his horror he recollected that he had left both coat and waistcoat
behind him in his cell; and with them his pocket…book; money; keys; watch;
matches; pencil…caseall that makes life worth living; all that distinguishes
the many…pocketed animal; the lord of creation; from the inferior one…
pocketed or no…pocketed productions that hop or trip about permissively;
unequipped for the real contest。
In his misery he made one desperate effort to carry the thing off; and;
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with a return to his fine old mannera blend of the Squire and the College
Donhe said; ‘Look here! I find I've left my purse behind。 Just give me
that ticket; will you; and I'll send the money on to…morrow? I'm well…
known in these parts。'
The clerk stared at him and the rusty black bonnet a moment; and then
laughed。 ‘I should think you were pretty well known in these parts;' he
said; ‘if you've tried this game on often。 Here; stand away from the
window; please; madam; you're obstructing the other passengers!'
An old gentleman who had been prodding him in the back for some
moments here thrust him away; and; what was worse; addressed him as his
good woman; which angered Toad more than anything that had occurred
that evening。
Baffled and full of despair; he wandered blindly down the platform
where the train was standing; and tears trickled down each side of his nose。
It was hard; he thought; to be within sight of safety and almost of home;
and to be baulked by the want of a few wretched shillings and by the
pettifogging mistrustfulness of paid officials。 Very soon his escape would
be discovered; the hunt would be up; he would be caught; reviled; loaded
with chains; dragged back again to prison and bread…and… water and straw;
his guards and penalities would be doubled; and O; what sarcastic remarks
the girl would make! What was to be done? He was not swift of foot; his
figure was unfortunately recognisable。 Could he not squeeze under the
seat of a carriage? He had seen this method adopted by schoolboys; when
the journey… money provided by thoughtful parents had been diverted to
other and better ends。 As he pondered; he found himself opposite the
engine; which was being oiled; wiped; and generally caressed by its
affectionate driver; a burly man with an oil…can in one hand and a lump of
cotton…waste in the other。
‘Hullo; mother!' said the engine…driver; ‘what's the trouble? You don't
look particularly cheerful。'
‘O; sir!' said Toad; crying afresh; ‘I am a poor unhappy washerwoman;
and I've lost all my money; and can't pay for a ticket; and I must get home
to…night somehow; and whatever I am to do I don't know。 O dear; O dear!'
‘That's a bad business; indeed;' said the engine…driver reflectively。
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‘Lost your moneyand can't get homeand got some kids; too; waiting for
you; I dare say?'
‘Any amount of 'em;' sobbed Toad。 ‘And they'll be hungryand
playing with matchesand upsetting lamps; the little innocents!and
quarrelling; and going on generally。 O dear; O dear!'
‘Well; I'll tell you what I'll do;' said the good engine…driver。 ‘You're a
washerwoman to your trade; says you。 Very well; that's that。 And I'm an
engine…driver; as you well may see; and there's no denying it's terribly
dirty work。 Uses up a power of shirts; it does; till my missus is fair tired of
washing of 'em。 If you'll wash a few shirts for me when you get home; and
send 'em along; I'll give you a ride on my engine。 It's against the
Company's regulations; but we're not so very particular in these out…of…the…
way parts。'
The Toad's misery turned into rapture as he eagerly scrambled up into
the cab of the engine。 Of course; he had never washed a shirt in his life;
and couldn't if he tried and; anyhow; he wasn't going to begin; but he
thought: ‘When I get safely home to Toad Hall; and have money again;
and pockets to put it in; I will send the engine…driver enough to pay for
quite a quantity of washing; and that will be the same thing; or better。'
The guard waved his welcome flag; the engine…driver whistled in
cheerful response; and the train moved out of the station。 As the speed
increased; and the Toad could see on either side of him real fields; and
trees; and hedges; and cows; and horses; all flying past him; and as he
thought how every minute was bringing him nearer to Toad Hall; and
sympathetic friends; and money to chink in his pocket; and a soft bed to
sleep in; and good things to eat; and praise and admiration at the recital of
his adventures and his surpassing cleverness; he began to skip up and
down and shout and sing snatches of song; to the great astonishment of the
engine…driver; who had come across washerwomen before; at long
intervals; but never one at all like this。
They had covered many and many a mile; and Toad was already
considering what he would have for supper as soon as he got home; when
he noticed that the engine…driver; with a puzzled expression on his face;
was leaning over the side of the engine and listening hard。 Then he saw
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him climb on to the coals and gaze out over the top of the train; then he
returned and said to Toad: ‘It's very strange; we're the last train running in
this direction to…night; yet I could be sworn that I heard another following
us!'
Toad ceased his frivolous antics at once。 He became grave and
depressed; and a dull pain in the lower part of his spine; communicating
itself to his legs; made him want to sit down and try desperately not to
think of all the possibilities。
By this time the moon was shining brightly; and the engine… driver;
steadying himself on the coal; could command a view of the line behind
them for a long distance。
Presently he called out; ‘I can see it clearly now! It is an engine; on our
rails; coming along at a great pace! It looks as if we were being pursued!'
The miserable Toad; crouching in the coal…dust; tried hard to think of
something to do; with dismal want of success。
‘They are gaining on us fast!' cried the engine…driver。 And the engine is
crowded with the queerest lot of people! Men like ancient warders; waving
halberds; policemen in their helmets; waving truncheons; and shabbily
dressed men in pot…hats; obvious and unmistakable plain…clothes
detectives even at this distance; waving revolvers and walking…sticks; all
waving; and all shouting the same thing〃Stop; stop; stop!〃'
Then Toad fell on his knees among the coals and; raising his clasped
paws in supplication; cried; ‘Save me; only save me; dear kind Mr。
Engine…driver; and I will confess everything! I am not the simple
washerwoman I seem to be! I have no children waiting for me; innocent or
otherwise! I am a toadthe well…known and popular Mr。 Toad; a landed
proprietor; I have just escaped; by my great daring and cleverness; from a
loathsome dungeon into which my enemies had flung me; and if those
fellows on that engine recapture me; it will be chains and bread…and…water
and straw and mi