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恐龙王 更新:2021-02-21 15:33 字数:9322
what appeared to be an altar; on the left hand was a pulpit; and on
the right a stall higher than any of the rest; where was a figure
whom I could scarcely see。
'I can't pretend to describe what I saw exactly; for my head; which
was at first rather flurried; had become more so from the efforts
which I had made to get through the crowd; also from certain
singing; which proceeded from I know not where; and; above all;
from the bursts of an organ; which were occasionally so loud that I
thought the roof; which was painted with wondrous colours; would
come toppling down on those below。 So there stood I … a poor
English servant … in that outlandish place; in the midst of that
foreign crowd; looking at that outlandish sight; hearing those
outlandish sounds; and occasionally glancing at our party; which;
by this time; I distinguished at the opposite side to where I
stood; but much nearer the place where the red figures sat。 Yes;
there stood our poor governor and the sweet young ladies; and I
thought they never looked so handsome before; and close by them
were the sharking priests; and not far from them was that idiotical
parson Platitude; winking and grinning; and occasionally lifting up
his hands as if in ecstasy at what he saw and heard; so that he
drew upon himself the notice of the congregation。
'And now an individual mounted the pulpit; and began to preach in a
language which I did not understand; but which I believe to be
Latin; addressing himself seemingly to the figure in the stall; and
when he had ceased; there was more singing; more organ…playing; and
then two men in robes brought forth two things which they held up;
and then the people bowed their heads; and our poor governor bowed
his head; and the sweet young ladies bowed their heads; and the
sharking priests; whilst the idiotical parson Platitude tried to
fling himself down; and then there were various evolutions
withinside the pale; and the scarlet figures got up and sat down;
and this kind of thing continued for some time。 At length the
figure which I had seen in the principal stall came forth and
advanced towards the people; an awful figure he was; a huge old man
with a sugar…loaf hat; with a sulphur…coloured dress; and holding a
crook in his hand like that of a shepherd; and as he advanced the
people fell on their knees; our poor old governor amongst them; the
sweet young ladies; the sharking priests; the idiotical parson
Platitude; all fell on their knees; and somebody or other tried to
pull me on my knees; but by this time I had become outrageous; all
that my poor brother used to tell me of the superstitions of the
high Barbary shore rushed into my mind; and I thought they were
acting them over here; above all; the idea that the sweet young
ladies; to say nothing of my poor old governor; were; after the
conclusion of all this mummery; going to deliver themselves up body
and soul into the power of that horrid…looking old man; maddened
me; and; rushing forward into the open space; I confronted the
horrible…looking old figure with the sugar…loaf hat; the sulphur…
coloured garments; and shepherd's crook; and shaking my fist at his
nose; I bellowed out in English …
'〃I don't care for you; old Mumbo Jumbo; though you have fetish!〃
'I can scarcely tell you what occurred for some time。 I have a dim
recollection that hands were laid upon me; and that I struck out
violently left and right。 On coming to myself; I was seated on a
stone bench in a large room; something like a guard…room; in the
custody of certain fellows dressed like Merry…andrews; they were
bluff; good…looking; wholesome fellows; very different from the
sallow Italians: they were looking at me attentively; and
occasionally talking to each other in a language which sounded very
like the cracking of walnuts in the mouth; very different from
cooing Italian。 At last one of them asked me in Italian what had
ailed me; to which I replied; in an incoherent manner; something
about Mumbo Jumbo; whereupon the fellow; one of the bluffest of the
lot; a jovial rosy…faced rascal; lifted up his right hand; placing
it in such a manner that the lips were between the fore…finger and
thumb; then lifting up his right foot and drawing back his head; he
sucked in his breath with a hissing sound; as if to imitate one
drinking a hearty draught; and then slapped me on the shoulder;
saying something which sounded like goot wine; goot companion;
whereupon they all laughed; exclaiming; ya; ya; goot companion。
And now hurried into the room our poor old governor; with the red…
haired priest。 The first asked what could have induced me to
behave in such a manner in such a place; to which I replied that I
was not going to bow down to Mumbo Jumbo; whatever other people
might do。 Whereupon my master said he believed I was mad; and the
priest said he believed I was drunk; to which I answered that I was
neither so mad nor drunk but I could distinguish how the wind lay。
Whereupon they left me; and in a little time I was told by the
bluff…looking Merry…andrews I was at liberty to depart。 I believe
the priest; in order to please my governor; interceded for me in
high quarters。
'But one good resulted from this affair; there was no presentation
of our family to the Holy Father; for old Mumbo was so frightened
by my outrageous looks that he was laid up for a week; as I was
afterwards informed。
'I went home; and had scarcely been there half an hour when I was
sent for by the governor; who again referred to the scene in
church; said that he could not tolerate such scandalous behaviour;
and that unless I promised to be more circumspect in future; he
should be compelled to discharge me。 I said that if he was
scandalised at my behaviour in the church; I was more scandalised
at all I saw going on in the family; which was governed by two
rascally priests; who; not content with plundering him; appeared
bent on hurrying the souls of us all to destruction; and that with
respect to discharging me; he could do so that moment; as I wished
to go。 I believe his own reason told him that I was right; for he
made no direct answer; but; after looking on the ground for some
time; he told me to leave him。 As he did not tell me to leave the
house; I went to my room; intending to lie down for an hour or two;
but scarcely was I there when the door opened; and in came the red…
haired priest。 He showed himself; as he always did; perfectly
civil; asked me how I was; took a chair and sat down。 After a hem
or two he entered into a long conversation on the excellence of
what he called the Catholic religion; told me that he hoped I would
not set myself against the light; and likewise against my interest;
for that the family were about to embrace the Catholic religion;
and would make it worth my while to follow their example。 I told
him that the family might do what they pleased; but that I would
never forsake the religion of my country for any consideration
whatever; that I was nothing but a poor servant; but I was not to
be bought by base gold。 〃I admire your honourable feelings;〃 said
he; 〃you shall have no gold; and as I see you are a fellow of
spirit; and do not like being a servant; for which I commend you; I
can promise you something better。 I have a good deal of influence
in this place; and if you will not set your face against the light;
but embrace the Catholic religion; I will undertake to make your
fortune。 You remember those fine fellows to…day who took you into
custody; they are the guards of his Holiness。 I have no doubt that
I have interest enough to procure your enrolment amongst them。〃
〃What;〃 said I; 〃become swashbuckler to Mumbo Jumbo up here! May I
。 。 。〃 … and here I swore … 〃if I do。 The mere possibility of one
of their children being swashbuckler to Mumbo Jumbo on the high
Barbary shore has always been a source of heart…breaking to my poor
parents。 What; then; would they not undergo; if they knew for
certain that their other child was swashbuckler to Mumbo Jumbo up
here?〃 Thereupon he asked me; even as you did some time ago; what
I meant by Mumbo Jumbo。 And I told him all I had heard about the
Mumbo Jumbo of the high Barbary shore; telling him that I had no
doubt that the old fellow up here was his brother; or nearly
related to him。 The man with the red hair listened with the
greatest attention to all I said; and when I had concluded; he got
up; nodded to me; and moved to the door; ere he reached the door I
saw his shoulders shaking; and as he closed it behind him I heard
him distinctly laughing; to the tune of … he! he! he!
'But now matters began to mend。 That same evening my young master
unexpectedly arrived。 I believe he soon perceived that something
extraordinary had been going on in