第 137 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-02-21 15:33      字数:9322
  two; 〃I would not stand to be called Portuguese by Nelson himself。〃
  Jack was rather fond of talking about Nelson; and hearing people
  talk about him; so that it is not improbable that he may have
  sailed with him; and with respect to his having been King Pharaoh's
  butler; all I have to say is; I am not disposed to give the
  downright lie to the report。 Jack was always ready to do a kind
  turn to a poor servant out of place; and has often been known to
  assist such as were in prison; which charitable disposition he
  perhaps acquired from having lost a good place himself; having seen
  the inside of a prison; and known the want of a meal's victuals;
  all which trials King Pharaoh's butler underwent; so he may have
  been that butler; at any rate; I have known positive conclusions
  come to on no better premisses; if indeed as good。  As for the
  story of his coming direct from Satan's kitchen; I place no
  confidence in it at all; as Black Jack had nothing of Satan about
  him but blackness; on which account he was called Black Jack。  Nor
  am I disposed to give credit to a report that his hatred of the
  Portuguese arose from some ill treatment which he had once
  experienced when on shore; at Lisbon; from certain gentlewomen of
  the place; but rather conclude that it arose from an opinion he
  entertained that the Portuguese never paid their debts; one of the
  ambassadors of that nation; whose house he had served; having left
  Paris several thousand francs in his debt。  This is all that I have
  to say about Black Jack; without whose funny jokes and good
  ordinary I should have passed my time in Paris in a very
  disconsolate manner。
  'After we had been at Paris between two and three months; we left
  it in the direction of Italy; which country the family had a great
  desire to see。  After travelling a great many days in a thing
  which; though called a diligence; did not exhibit much diligence;
  we came to a great big town; seated around a nasty salt…water
  bason; connected by a narrow passage with the sea。  Here we were to
  embark; and so we did as soon as possible; glad enough to get away
  … at least I was; and so I make no doubt were the rest; for such a
  place for bad smells I never was in。  It seems all the drains and
  sewers of the place run into that same salt bason; voiding into it
  all their impurities; which; not being able to escape into the sea
  in any considerable quantity; owing to the narrowness of the
  entrance; there accumulate; filling the whole atmosphere with these
  same outrageous scents; on which account the town is a famous
  lodging…house of the plague。  The ship in which we embarked was
  bound for a place in Italy called Naples; where we were to stay
  some time。  The voyage was rather a lazy one; the ship not being
  moved by steam; for at the time of which I am speaking; some five
  years ago; steam…ships were not so plentiful as now。  There were
  only two passengers in the grand cabin; where my governor and his
  daughters were; an Italian lady and a priest。  Of the lady I have
  not much to say; she appeared to be a quiet respectable person
  enough; and after our arrival at Naples I neither saw nor heard
  anything more of her; but of the priest I shall have a good deal to
  say in the sequel (that; by the bye; is a word I learnt from the
  professor of rhetoric); and it would have been well for our family
  had they never met him。
  'On the third day of the voyage the priest came to me; who was
  rather unwell with sea…sickness; which he; of course; felt nothing
  of … that kind of people being never affected like others。  He was
  a finish…looking man of about forty…five; but had something strange
  in his eyes; which I have since thought denoted that all was not
  right in a certain place called the heart。  After a few words of
  condolence; in a broken kind of English; he asked me various
  questions about our family; and I; won by his seeming kindness;
  told him all I knew about them … of which communicativeness I
  afterwards very much repented。  As soon as he had got out of me all
  he desired; he left me; and I observed that during the rest of the
  voyage he was wonderfully attentive to our governor; and yet more
  to the young ladies。  Both; however; kept him rather at a distance;
  the young ladies were reserved; and once or twice I heard our
  governor cursing him between his teeth for a sharking priest。  The
  priest; however; was not disconcerted; and continued his
  attentions; which in a little time produced an effect; so that; by
  the time we landed at Naples; our great folks had conceived a kind
  of liking for the man; and when they took their leave invited him
  to visit them; which he promised to do。  We hired a grand house or
  palace at Naples; it belonged to a poor kind of prince; who was
  glad enough to let it to our governor; and also his servants and
  carriages; and glad enough were the poor servants; for they got
  from us what they never got from the prince … plenty of meat and
  money; and glad enough; I make no doubt; were the horses for the
  provender we gave them; and I daresay the coaches were not sorry to
  be cleaned and furbished up。  Well; we went out and came in; going
  to see the sights; and returning。  Amongst other things we saw was
  the burning mountain; and the tomb of a certain sorcerer called
  Virgilio; who made witch rhymes; by which he could raise the dead。
  Plenty of people came to see us; both English and Italians; and
  amongst the rest the priest。  He did not come amongst the first;
  but allowed us to settle and become a little quiet before he showed
  himself; and after a day or two he paid us another visit; then
  another; till at last his visits were daily。
  'I did not like that Jack Priest; so I kept my eye upon all his
  motions。  Lord! how that Jack Priest did curry favour with our
  governor and the two young ladies; and he curried; and curried;
  till he had got himself into favour with the governor; and more
  especially with the two young ladies; of whom their father was
  doatingly fond。  At last the ladies took lessons in Italian of the
  priest; a language in which he was said to be a grand proficient;
  and of which they had hitherto known but very little; and from that
  time his influence over them; and consequently over the old
  governor; increased; till the tables were turned; and he no longer
  curried favour with them; but they with him … yes; as true as my
  leg aches; the young ladies curried; and the old governor curried
  favour with that same priest; when he was with them; they seemed
  almost to hang on his lips; that is; the young ladies; and as for
  the old governor; he never contradicted him; and when the fellow
  was absent; which; by the bye; was not often; it was; 〃Father so…
  and…so said this;〃 and 〃Father so…and…so said that〃; 〃Father so…
  and…so thinks we should do so…and…so; or that we should not do so…
  and…so。〃  I at first thought that he must have given them
  something; some philtre or the like; but one of the English maid…
  servants; who had a kind of respect for me; and who saw much more
  behind the scenes than I did; informed me that he was continually
  instilling strange notions into their heads; striving; by every
  possible method; to make them despise the religion of their own
  land; and take up that of the foreign country in which they were。
  And sure enough; in a little time; the girls had altogether left
  off going to an English chapel; and were continually visiting
  places of Italian worship。  The old governor; it is true; still
  went to his church; but he appeared to be hesitating between two
  opinions; and once; when he was at dinner; he said to two or three
  English friends that; since he had become better acquainted with
  it; he had conceived a much more favourable opinion of the Catholic
  religion than he had previously entertained。  In a word; the priest
  ruled the house; and everything was done according to his will and
  pleasure; by degrees he persuaded the young ladies to drop their
  English acquaintances; whose place he supplied with Italians;
  chiefly females。  My poor old governor would not have had a person
  to speak to … for he never could learn the language … but for two
  or three Englishmen who used to come occasionally and take a bottle
  with him in a summer…house; whose company he could not be persuaded
  to resign; notwithstanding the entreaties of his daughters;
  instigated by the priest; whose grand endeavour seemed to be to
  render the minds of all three foolish; for his own ends。  And if he
  was busy above stairs with the governor; there was another busy
  below with us poor English servants; a kind of subordinate priest;
  a low Italian; as he could speak no language but his own; he was
  continually jabbering to us in that; and by hearing him the maids
  and myself contrived to pick up a good deal of the language; so
  that we understood mo