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恐龙王 更新:2021-02-21 15:33 字数:9322
thing it was that free…born Englishmen could not have a hand in the
traffic; seeing that it was forbidden by the laws of their country;
talking fondly of the good old times when their forefathers used to
carry slaves to Jamaica and Barbadoes; realising immense profit;
besides the pleasure of hearing their shrieks on the voyage; and
then the superstitions of the blacks; which my brother used to talk
of; their sharks' teeth; their wisps of fowls' feathers; their
half…baked pots full of burnt bones; of which they used to make
what they called fetish; and bow down to; and ask favours of; and
then; perhaps; abuse and strike; provided the senseless rubbish did
not give them what they asked for; and then; above all; Mumbo
Jumbo; the grand fetish master; who lived somewhere in the woods;
and who used to come out every now and then with his fetish
companions; a monstrous figure; all wound round with leaves and
branches; so as to be quite indistinguishable; and; seating himself
on the high seat in the villages; receive homage from the people;
and also gifts and offerings; the most valuable of which were
pretty damsels; and then betake himself back again; with his
followers; into the woods。 Oh the tales that my brother used to
tell us of the high Barbary shore! Poor fellow! what became of him
I can't say; the last time he came back from a voyage; he told us
that his captain; as soon as he had brought his vessel to port and
settled with his owner; drowned himself off the quay; in a fit of
the horrors; which it seems high Barbary captains; after a certain
number of years; are much subject to。 After staying about a month
with us; he went to sea again; with another captain; and; bad as
the old one had been; it appears the new one was worse; for; unable
to bear his treatment; my brother left his ship off the high
Barbary shore; and ran away up the country。 Some of his comrades;
whom we afterwards saw; said that there were various reports about
him on the shore; one that he had taken on with Mumbo Jumbo; and
was serving him in his house in the woods; in the capacity of
swashbuckler; or life…guardsman; another; that he was gone in quest
of a mighty city in the heart of the negro country; another; that
in swimming a stream he had been devoured by an alligator。 Now;
these two last reports were bad enough; the idea of their flesh and
blood being bit asunder by a ravenous fish was sad enough to my
poor parents; and not very comfortable was the thought of his
sweltering over the hot sands in quest of the negro city; but the
idea of their son; their eldest child; serving Mumbo Jumbo as
swashbuckler was worst of all; and caused my poor parents to shed
many a scalding tear。
'I stayed at home with my parents until I was about eighteen;
assisting my father in various ways。 I then went to live at the
Squire's; partly as groom; partly as footman。 After living in the
country some time; I attended the family in a trip of six weeks
which they made to London。 Whilst there; happening to have some
words with an old ill…tempered coachman; who had been for a great
many years in the family; my master advised me to leave; offering
to recommend me to a family of his acquaintance who were in need of
a footman。 I was glad to accept his offer; and in a few days went
to my new place。 My new master was one of the great gentry; a
baronet in Parliament; and possessed of an estate of about twenty
thousand a year; his family consisted of his lady; a son; a fine
young man just coming of age; and two very sweet amiable daughters。
I liked this place much better than my first; there was so much
more pleasant noise and bustle … so much more grand company; and so
many more opportunities of improving myself。 Oh; how I liked to
see the grand coaches drive up to the door; with the grand company;
and though; amidst that company; there were some who did not look
very grand; there were others; and not a few; who did。 Some of the
ladies quite captivated me; there was the Marchioness of … in
particular。 This young lady puts me much in mind of her; it is
true; the Marchioness; as I saw her then; was about fifteen years
older than this young gentlewoman is now; and not so tall by some
inches; but she had the very same hair; and much the same neck and
shoulders … no offence; I hope? And then some of the young
gentlemen; with their cool; haughty; care…for…nothing looks; struck
me as being very fine fellows。 There was one in particular; whom I
frequently used to stare at; not altogether unlike some one I have
seen hereabouts … he had a slight cast in his eye; and 。 。 。 but I
won't enter into every particular。 And then the footmen! Oh; how
those footmen helped to improve me with their conversation。 Many
of them could converse much more glibly than their masters; and
appeared to have much better taste。 At any rate; they seldom
approved of what their masters did。 I remember being once with one
in the gallery of the play…house; when something of Shakspeare's
was being performed: some one in the first tier of boxes was
applauding very loudly。 〃That's my fool of a governor;〃 said he;
〃he is weak enough to like Shakspeare … I don't; … he's so
confoundedly low; but he won't last long … going down。 Shakspeare
culminated〃 … I think that was the word … 〃culminated some time
ago。〃
'And then the professor of elocution; of whom my governors used to
take lessons; and of which lessons I had my share; by listening
behind the door; but for that professor of elocution I should not
be able to round my periods … an expression of his … in the manner
I do。
'After I had been three years at this place my mistress died。 Her
death; however; made no great alteration in my way of living; the
family spending their winters in London; and their summers at their
old seat in S… as before。 At last; the young ladies; who had not
yet got husbands; which was strange enough; seeing; as I told you
before; they were very amiable; proposed to our governor a
travelling expedition abroad。 The old baronet consented; though
young master was much against it; saying they would all be much
better at home。 As the girls persisted; however; he at last
withdrew his opposition; and even promised to follow them as soon
as his parliamentary duties would permit; for he was just got into
Parliament; and; like most other young members; thought that
nothing could be done in the House without him。 So the old
gentleman and the two young ladies set off; taking me with them;
and a couple of ladies' maids to wait upon them。 First of all; we
went to Paris; where we continued three months; the old baronet and
the ladies going to see the various sights of the city and the
neighbourhood; and I attending them。 They soon got tired of sight…
seeing; and of Paris too; and so did I。 However; they still
continued there; in order; I believe; that the young ladies might
lay in a store of French finery。 I should have passed my idle time
at Paris; of which I had plenty after the sight…seeing was over;
very unpleasantly; but for Black Jack。 Eh! did you never hear of
Black Jack? Ah! if you had ever been an English servant in Paris;
you would have known Black Jack; not an English gentleman's servant
who has been at Paris for this last ten years but knows Black Jack
and his ordinary。 A strange fellow he was … of what country no one
could exactly say … for as for judging from speech; that was
impossible; Jack speaking all languages equally ill。 Some said he
came direct from Satan's kitchen; and that when he gives up keeping
ordinary; he will return there again; though the generally…received
opinion at Paris was; that he was at one time butler to King
Pharaoh; and that; after lying asleep for four thousand years in a
place called the Kattycombs; he was awaked by the sound of Nelson's
cannon at the battle of the Nile; and going to the shore; took on
with the admiral; and became; in course of time; ship steward; and
that after Nelson's death he was captured by the French; on board
one of whose vessels he served in a somewhat similar capacity till
the peace; when he came to Paris; and set up an ordinary for
servants; sticking the name of Katcomb over the door; in allusion
to the place where he had his long sleep。 But; whatever his origin
was; Jack kept his own counsel; and appeared to care nothing for
what people said about him; or called him。 Yes; I forgot; there
was one name he would not be called; and that was 〃Portuguese。〃 I
once saw Black Jack knock down a coachman; six foot high; who
called him black…faced Portuguese。 〃Any name but dat; you shab;〃
said Black Jack; who was a little round fellow; of about five feet
two; 〃I would not stand to be called Portuguese by Nelson himself。〃
Jack was rather fond o