第 111 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-02-21 15:32      字数:9322
  her own people; as she called them; but there was another small
  party of Romans; with whom she soon became very intimate。  It so
  happened that this small party got into trouble; whether it was
  about a horse or an ass; or passing bad money; no matter to you and
  me; who had no hand in the business; three or four of them were
  taken and lodged in … Castle; and amongst them was a woman; but the
  sherengro; or principal man of the party; and who it seems had most
  hand in the affair; was still at large。  All of a sudden a rumour
  was spread abroad that the woman was about to play false; and to
  'peach the rest。  Said the principal man; when he heard it; 〃If she
  does; I am nashkado。〃  Mrs。 Herne was then on a visit to the party;
  and when she heard the principal man take on so; she said; 〃But I
  suppose you know what to do?〃  〃I do not;〃 said he。  〃Then hir mi
  devlis;〃 said she; 〃you are a fool。  But leave the matter to me; I
  know how to dispose of her in Roman fashion。〃  Why she wanted to
  interfere in the matter; brother; I don't know; unless it was from
  pure brimstoneness of disposition … she had no hand in the matter
  which had brought the party into trouble … she was only on a visit;
  and it had happened before she came; but she was always ready to
  give dangerous advice。  Well; brother; the principal man listened
  to what she had to say; and let her do what she would; and she made
  a pudding; a very nice one; no doubt … for; besides plums; she put
  in drows and all the Roman condiments that she knew of; and she
  gave it to the principal man; and the principal put it into a
  basket and directed it to the woman in … Castle; and the woman in
  the castle took it and … 〃
  'Ate of it;' said I; 'just like my case!'
  'Quite different; brother; she took it; it is true; but instead of
  giving way to her appetite; as you might have done; she put it
  before the rest whom she was going to impeach; perhaps she wished
  to see how they liked it before she tasted it herself; and all the
  rest were poisoned; and one died; and there was a precious outcry;
  and the woman cried loudest of all; and she said; 〃It was my death
  was sought for; I know the man; and I'll be revenged。〃  And then
  the Poknees spoke to her and said; 〃Where can we find him?〃 and she
  said; 〃I am awake to his motions; three weeks from hence; the night
  before the full moon; at such and such an hour; he will pass down
  such a lane with such a man。〃'
  'Well;' said I; 'and what did the Poknees do?'
  'Do; brother! sent for a plastramengro from Bow Street; quite
  secretly; and told him what the woman had said; and the night
  before the full moon; the plastramengro went to the place which the
  juwa had pointed out; all alone; brother; and in order that he
  might not be too late; he went two hours before his time。  I know
  the place well; brother; where the plastramengro placed himself
  behind a thick holly tree; at the end of a lane; where a gate leads
  into various fields; through which there is a path for carts and
  horses。  The lane is called the dark lane by the Gorgios; being
  much shaded by trees。  So the plastramengro placed himself in the
  dark lane behind the holly tree; it was a cold February night;
  dreary though; the wind blew in gusts; and the moon had not yet
  risen; and the plastramengro waited behind the tree till he was
  tired; and thought he might as well sit down; so he sat down; and
  was not long in falling to sleep; and there he slept for some
  hours; and when he awoke the moon had risen; and was shining
  bright; so that there was a kind of moonlight even in the dark
  lane; and the plastramengro pulled out his watch; and contrived to
  make out that it was just two hours beyond the time when the men
  should have passed by。  Brother; I do not know what the
  plastramengro thought of himself; but I know; brother; what I
  should have thought of myself in his situation。  I should have
  thought; brother; that I was a drowsy scoppelo; and that I had let
  the fellow pass by whilst I was sleeping behind a bush。  As it
  turned out; however; his going to sleep did no harm; but quite the
  contrary:  just as he was going away; he heard a gate slam in the
  direction of the fields; and then he heard the low stumping of
  horses; as if on soft ground; for the path in those fields is
  generally soft; and at that time it had been lately ploughed up。
  Well; brother; presently he saw two men on horseback coming towards
  the lane through the field behind the gate; the man who rode
  foremost was a tall big fellow; the very man he was in quest of;
  the other was a smaller chap; not so small either; but a light;
  wiry fellow; and a proper master of his hands when he sees occasion
  for using them。  Well; brother; the foremost man came to the gate;
  reached at the hank; undid it; and rode through; holding it open
  for the other。  Before; however; the other could follow into the
  lane; out bolted the plastramengro from behind the tree; kicked the
  gate to with his foot; and; seizing the big man on horse…back; 〃You
  are my prisoner;〃 said he。  I am of opinion; brother; that the
  plastramengro; notwithstanding he went to sleep; must have been a
  regular fine fellow。'
  'I am entirely of your opinion;' said I; 'but what happened then?'
  'Why; brother; the Rommany chal; after he had somewhat recovered
  from his surprise; for it is rather uncomfortable to be laid hold
  of at night…time; and told you are a prisoner; more especially when
  you happen to have two or three things on your mind which; if
  proved against you; would carry you to the nashky; … the Rommany
  chal; I say; clubbed his whip; and aimed a blow at the
  plastramengro; which; if it had hit him on the skull; as was
  intended; would very likely have cracked it。  The plastramengro;
  however; received it partly on his staff; so that it did him no
  particular damage。  Whereupon; seeing what kind of customer he had
  to deal with; he dropped his staff and seized the chal with both
  his hands; who forthwith spurred his horse; hoping; by doing so;
  either to break away from him or fling him down; but it would not
  do … the plastramengro held on like a bull…dog; so that the Rommany
  chal; to escape being hauled to the ground; suddenly flung himself
  off the saddle; and then happened in that lane; close by the gate;
  such a struggle between those two … the chal and the runner … as I
  suppose will never happen again。  But you must have heard of it;
  every one has heard of it; every one has heard of the fight between
  the Bow Street engro and the Rommany chal。'
  'I never heard of it till now。'
  'All England rung of it; brother。  There never was a better match
  than between those two。  The runner was somewhat the stronger of
  the two … all those engroes are strong fellows … and a great deal
  cooler; for all of that sort are wondrous cool people … he had;
  however; to do with one who knew full well how to take his own
  part。  The chal fought the engro; brother; in the old Roman
  fashion。  He bit; he kicked; and screamed like a wild cat of
  Benygant; casting foam from his mouth and fire from his eyes。
  Sometimes he was beneath the engro's legs; and sometimes he was
  upon his shoulders。  What the engro found the most difficult was to
  get a firm hold of the chal; for no sooner did he seize the chal by
  any part of his wearing apparel; than the chal either tore himself
  away; or contrived to slip out of it; so that in a little time the
  chal was three parts naked; and as for holding him by the body; it
  was out of the question; for he was as slippery as an eel。  At last
  the engro seized the chal by the Belcher's handkerchief; which he
  wore in a knot round his neck; and do whatever the chal could; he
  could not free himself; and when the engro saw that; it gave him
  fresh heart; no doubt:  〃It's of no use;〃 said he; 〃you had better
  give in; hold out your hands for the darbies; or I will throttle
  you。〃
  'And what did the other fellow do; who came with the chal?' said I。
  'I sat still on my horse; brother。'
  'You!' said I。  'Were you the man?'
  'I was he; brother。'
  'And why did you not help your comrade?'
  'I have fought in the ring; brother。'
  'And what had fighting in the ring to do with fighting in the
  lane?'
  'You mean not fighting。  A great deal; brother; it taught me to
  prize fair play。  When I fought Staffordshire Dick; t'other side of
  London; I was alone; brother。  Not a Rommany chal to back me; and
  he had all his brother pals about him; but they gave me fair play;
  brother; and I beat Staffordshire Dick; which I couldn't have done
  had they put one finger on his side the scale; for he was as good a
  man as myself; or nearly so。  Now; brother; had I but bent a finger
  in favour of the Rommany chal; the plastramengro would never have
  come alive out of the lane; but I did not;