第 91 节
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恐龙王 更新:2021-02-21 15:32 字数:9322
own master? Now a tinker is his own master; a scholar is not。 Let
us suppose the best of scholars; a schoolmaster for example; for I
suppose you will admit that no one can be higher in scholarship
than a schoolmaster; do you call his a pleasant life? I don't; we
should call him a school…slave; rather than a schoolmaster。 Only
conceive him in blessed weather like this; in his close school;
teaching children to write in copy…books; 'Evil communication
corrupts good manners;' or 'You cannot touch pitch without
defilement;' or to spell out of Abedariums; or to read out of Jack
Smith; or Sandford and Merton。 Only conceive him; I say; drudging
in such guise from morning till night; without any rational
enjoyment but to beat the children。 Would you compare such a dog's
life as that with your own … the happiest under heaven … true Eden
life; as the Germans would say; … pitching your tent under the
pleasant hedgerows; listening to the song of the feathered tribes;
collecting all the leaky kettles in the neighbourhood; soldering
and joining; earning your honest bread by the wholesome sweat of
your brow … making ten holes … hey; what's this? what's the man
crying for?
Suddenly the tinker had covered his face with his hands; and begun
to sob and moan like a man in the deepest distress; the breast of
his wife was heaved with emotion; even the children were agitated;
the youngest began to roar。
MYSELF。 What's the matter with you; what are you all crying about?
TINKER (uncovering his face)。 Lord; why to hear you talk; isn't
that enough to make anybody cry … even the poor babes? Yes; you
said right; 'tis life in the garden of Eden … the tinker's; I see
so now that I'm about to give it up。
MYSELF。 Give it up! you must not think of such a thing。
TINKER。 No; I can't bear to think of it; and yet I must; what's to
be done? How hard to be frightened to death; to be driven off the
roads。
MYSELF。 Who has driven you off the roads?
TINKER。 Who! the Flaming Tinman。
MYSELF。 Who is he?
TINKER。 The biggest rogue in England; and the cruellest; or he
wouldn't have served me as he has done … I'll tell you all about
it。 I was born upon the roads; and so was my father before me; and
my mother too; and I worked with them as long as they lived; as a
dutiful child; for I have nothing to reproach myself with on their
account; and when my father died I took up the business; and went
his beat; and supported my mother for the little time she lived;
and when she died I married this young woman; who was not born upon
the roads; but was a small tradesman s daughter; at Gloster。 She
had a kindness for me; and; notwithstanding her friends were
against the match; she married the poor tinker; and came to live
with him upon the roads。 Well; young man; for six or seven years I
… as the happiest fellow breathing; living just the life you
described just now … respected by everybody in this beat; when in
an evil hour comes this Black Jack; this flaming tinman; into these
parts; driven as they say out of Yorkshire … for no good you may be
sure。 Now there is no beat will support two tinkers; as you
doubtless know; mine was a good one; but it would not support the
flying tinker and myself; though if it would have supported twenty
it would have been all the same to the flying villain; who'll brook
no one but himself; so he presently finds me out; and offers to
fight me for the beat。 Now; being bred upon the roads; I can fight
a little; that is with anything like my match; but I was not going
to fight him; who happens to be twice my size; and so I told him;
whereupon he knocks me down; and would have done me farther
mischief had not some men been nigh and prevented him; so he
threatened to cut my throat; and went his way。 Well; I did not
like such usage at all; and was woundily frightened; and tried to
keep as much out of his way as possible; going anywhere but where I
thought I was likely to meet him; and sure enough for several
months I contrived to keep out of his way。 At last somebody told
me that he was gone back to Yorkshire; whereupon I was glad at
heart; and ventured to show myself; going here and there as I did
before。 Well; young man; it was yesterday that I and mine set
ourselves down in a lane; about five miles from here; and lighted
our fire; and had our dinner; and after dinner I sat down to mend
three kettles and a frying pan which the people in the
neighbourhood had given me to mend … for; as I told you before; I
have a good connection; owing to my honesty。 Well; as I sat there
hard at work; happy as the day's long; and thinking of anything but
what was to happen; who should come up but this Black Jack; this
king of the tinkers; rattling along in his cart; with his wife;
that they call Grey Moll; by his side … for the villain has got a
wife; and a maid…servant too; the last I never saw; but they that
has; says that she is as big as a house; and young; and well to
look at; which can't be all said of Moll; who; though she's big
enough in all conscience; is neither young nor handsome。 Well; no
sooner does he see me and mine; than; giving the reins to Grey
Moll; he springs out of his cart; and comes straight at me; not a
word did he say; but on he comes straight at me like a wild bull。
I am a quiet man; young fellow; but I saw now that quietness would
be of no use; so I sprang up upon my legs; and being bred upon the
roads; and able to fight a little; I squared as he came running in
upon me; and had a round or two with him。 Lord bless you; young
man; it was like a fly fighting with an elephant … one of those big
beasts the show…folks carry about。 I had not a chance with the
fellow; he knocked me here; he knocked me there; knocked me into
the hedge; and knocked me out again。 I was at my last shifts; and
my poor wife saw it。 Now my poor wife; though she is as gentle as
a pigeon; has yet a spirit of her own; and though she wasn't bred
upon the roads; can scratch a little; so when she saw me at my last
shifts; she flew at the villain … she couldn't bear to see her
partner murdered … and scratched the villain's face。 Lord bless
you; young man; she had better have been quiet: Grey Moll no
sooner saw what she was about; than; springing out of the cart;
where she had sat all along perfectly quiet; save a little whooping
and screeching to encourage her blade:… Grey Moll; I say (my flesh
creeps when I think of it … for I am a kind husband; and love my
poor wife) 。 。 。
MYSELF。 Take another draught of the ale; you look frightened; and
it will do you good。 Stout liquor makes stout heart; as the man
says in the play。
TINKER。 That's true; young man; here's to you … where was I? Grey
Moll no sooner saw what my wife was about; than; springing out of
the cart; she flew at my poor wife; clawed off her bonnet in a
moment; and seized hold of her hair。 Lord bless you; young man; my
poor wife; in the hands of Grey Moll; was nothing better than a
pigeon in the claws of a buzzard hawk; or I in the hands of the
Flaming Tinman; which when I saw; my heart was fit to burst; and I
determined to give up everything … everything to save my poor wife
out of Grey Moll's claws。 'Hold!' I shouted。 'Hold; both of you …
Jack; Moll。 Hold; both of you; for God's sake; and I'll do what
you will: give up trade; and business; connection; bread; and
everything; never more travel the roads; and go down on my knees to
you in the bargain。' Well; this had some effect; Moll let go my
wife; and the Blazing Tinman stopped for a moment; it was only for
a moment; however; that he left off … all of a sudden he hit me a
blow which sent me against a tree; and what did the villain then?
why the flying villain seized me by the throat; and almost
throttled me; roaring … what do you think; young man; that the
flaming villain roared out?
MYSELF。 I really don't know … something horrible; I suppose。
TINKER。 Horrible; indeed; you may well say horrible; young man;
neither more nor less than the Bible … 'A Bible; a Bible!' roared
the Blazing Tinman; and he pressed my throat so hard against the
tree that my senses began to dwaul away … a Bible; a Bible; still
ringing in my ears。 Now; young man; my poor wife is a Christian
woman; and; though she travels the roads; carries a Bible with her
at the bottom of her sack; with which sometimes she teaches the
children to read … it was the only thing she brought with her from
the place of her kith and kin; save her own body and the clothes on
her back; so my poor wife; half distracted; runs to her sack; pulls
out the Bible; and puts it into the hand of the Blazing Tinman; who
then thrusts the end of it into my mouth with such fury that it
made my lips bleed; and broke short one of