第 91 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-02-21 15:32      字数:9322
  own master?  Now a tinker is his own master; a scholar is not。  Let
  us suppose the best of scholars; a schoolmaster for example; for I
  suppose you will admit that no one can be higher in scholarship
  than a schoolmaster; do you call his a pleasant life?  I don't; we
  should call him a school…slave; rather than a schoolmaster。  Only
  conceive him in blessed weather like this; in his close school;
  teaching children to write in copy…books; 'Evil communication
  corrupts good manners;' or 'You cannot touch pitch without
  defilement;' or to spell out of Abedariums; or to read out of Jack
  Smith; or Sandford and Merton。  Only conceive him; I say; drudging
  in such guise from morning till night; without any rational
  enjoyment but to beat the children。  Would you compare such a dog's
  life as that with your own … the happiest under heaven … true Eden
  life; as the Germans would say; … pitching your tent under the
  pleasant hedgerows; listening to the song of the feathered tribes;
  collecting all the leaky kettles in the neighbourhood; soldering
  and joining; earning your honest bread by the wholesome sweat of
  your brow … making ten holes … hey; what's this? what's the man
  crying for?
  Suddenly the tinker had covered his face with his hands; and begun
  to sob and moan like a man in the deepest distress; the breast of
  his wife was heaved with emotion; even the children were agitated;
  the youngest began to roar。
  MYSELF。  What's the matter with you; what are you all crying about?
  TINKER (uncovering his face)。  Lord; why to hear you talk; isn't
  that enough to make anybody cry … even the poor babes?  Yes; you
  said right; 'tis life in the garden of Eden … the tinker's; I see
  so now that I'm about to give it up。
  MYSELF。  Give it up! you must not think of such a thing。
  TINKER。  No; I can't bear to think of it; and yet I must; what's to
  be done?  How hard to be frightened to death; to be driven off the
  roads。
  MYSELF。  Who has driven you off the roads?
  TINKER。  Who! the Flaming Tinman。
  MYSELF。  Who is he?
  TINKER。  The biggest rogue in England; and the cruellest; or he
  wouldn't have served me as he has done … I'll tell you all about
  it。  I was born upon the roads; and so was my father before me; and
  my mother too; and I worked with them as long as they lived; as a
  dutiful child; for I have nothing to reproach myself with on their
  account; and when my father died I took up the business; and went
  his beat; and supported my mother for the little time she lived;
  and when she died I married this young woman; who was not born upon
  the roads; but was a small tradesman s daughter; at Gloster。  She
  had a kindness for me; and; notwithstanding her friends were
  against the match; she married the poor tinker; and came to live
  with him upon the roads。  Well; young man; for six or seven years I
  … as the happiest fellow breathing; living just the life you
  described just now … respected by everybody in this beat; when in
  an evil hour comes this Black Jack; this flaming tinman; into these
  parts; driven as they say out of Yorkshire … for no good you may be
  sure。  Now there is no beat will support two tinkers; as you
  doubtless know; mine was a good one; but it would not support the
  flying tinker and myself; though if it would have supported twenty
  it would have been all the same to the flying villain; who'll brook
  no one but himself; so he presently finds me out; and offers to
  fight me for the beat。  Now; being bred upon the roads; I can fight
  a little; that is with anything like my match; but I was not going
  to fight him; who happens to be twice my size; and so I told him;
  whereupon he knocks me down; and would have done me farther
  mischief had not some men been nigh and prevented him; so he
  threatened to cut my throat; and went his way。  Well; I did not
  like such usage at all; and was woundily frightened; and tried to
  keep as much out of his way as possible; going anywhere but where I
  thought I was likely to meet him; and sure enough for several
  months I contrived to keep out of his way。  At last somebody told
  me that he was gone back to Yorkshire; whereupon I was glad at
  heart; and ventured to show myself; going here and there as I did
  before。  Well; young man; it was yesterday that I and mine set
  ourselves down in a lane; about five miles from here; and lighted
  our fire; and had our dinner; and after dinner I sat down to mend
  three kettles and a frying pan which the people in the
  neighbourhood had given me to mend … for; as I told you before; I
  have a good connection; owing to my honesty。  Well; as I sat there
  hard at work; happy as the day's long; and thinking of anything but
  what was to happen; who should come up but this Black Jack; this
  king of the tinkers; rattling along in his cart; with his wife;
  that they call Grey Moll; by his side … for the villain has got a
  wife; and a maid…servant too; the last I never saw; but they that
  has; says that she is as big as a house; and young; and well to
  look at; which can't be all said of Moll; who; though she's big
  enough in all conscience; is neither young nor handsome。  Well; no
  sooner does he see me and mine; than; giving the reins to Grey
  Moll; he springs out of his cart; and comes straight at me; not a
  word did he say; but on he comes straight at me like a wild bull。
  I am a quiet man; young fellow; but I saw now that quietness would
  be of no use; so I sprang up upon my legs; and being bred upon the
  roads; and able to fight a little; I squared as he came running in
  upon me; and had a round or two with him。  Lord bless you; young
  man; it was like a fly fighting with an elephant … one of those big
  beasts the show…folks carry about。  I had not a chance with the
  fellow; he knocked me here; he knocked me there; knocked me into
  the hedge; and knocked me out again。  I was at my last shifts; and
  my poor wife saw it。  Now my poor wife; though she is as gentle as
  a pigeon; has yet a spirit of her own; and though she wasn't bred
  upon the roads; can scratch a little; so when she saw me at my last
  shifts; she flew at the villain … she couldn't bear to see her
  partner murdered … and scratched the villain's face。  Lord bless
  you; young man; she had better have been quiet:  Grey Moll no
  sooner saw what she was about; than; springing out of the cart;
  where she had sat all along perfectly quiet; save a little whooping
  and screeching to encourage her blade:… Grey Moll; I say (my flesh
  creeps when I think of it … for I am a kind husband; and love my
  poor wife) 。 。 。
  MYSELF。  Take another draught of the ale; you look frightened; and
  it will do you good。  Stout liquor makes stout heart; as the man
  says in the play。
  TINKER。  That's true; young man; here's to you … where was I?  Grey
  Moll no sooner saw what my wife was about; than; springing out of
  the cart; she flew at my poor wife; clawed off her bonnet in a
  moment; and seized hold of her hair。  Lord bless you; young man; my
  poor wife; in the hands of Grey Moll; was nothing better than a
  pigeon in the claws of a buzzard hawk; or I in the hands of the
  Flaming Tinman; which when I saw; my heart was fit to burst; and I
  determined to give up everything … everything to save my poor wife
  out of Grey Moll's claws。  'Hold!' I shouted。  'Hold; both of you …
  Jack; Moll。  Hold; both of you; for God's sake; and I'll do what
  you will:  give up trade; and business; connection; bread; and
  everything; never more travel the roads; and go down on my knees to
  you in the bargain。'  Well; this had some effect; Moll let go my
  wife; and the Blazing Tinman stopped for a moment; it was only for
  a moment; however; that he left off … all of a sudden he hit me a
  blow which sent me against a tree; and what did the villain then?
  why the flying villain seized me by the throat; and almost
  throttled me; roaring … what do you think; young man; that the
  flaming villain roared out?
  MYSELF。  I really don't know … something horrible; I suppose。
  TINKER。  Horrible; indeed; you may well say horrible; young man;
  neither more nor less than the Bible … 'A Bible; a Bible!' roared
  the Blazing Tinman; and he pressed my throat so hard against the
  tree that my senses began to dwaul away … a Bible; a Bible; still
  ringing in my ears。  Now; young man; my poor wife is a Christian
  woman; and; though she travels the roads; carries a Bible with her
  at the bottom of her sack; with which sometimes she teaches the
  children to read … it was the only thing she brought with her from
  the place of her kith and kin; save her own body and the clothes on
  her back; so my poor wife; half distracted; runs to her sack; pulls
  out the Bible; and puts it into the hand of the Blazing Tinman; who
  then thrusts the end of it into my mouth with such fury that it
  made my lips bleed; and broke short one of