第 82 节
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恐龙王 更新:2021-02-21 15:32 字数:9322
handle of the pump with both hands and pumped over my head as
handmaid had never pumped before; so that the water poured in
torrents from my head; my face; and my hair down upon the brick
floor。
And; after the lapse of somewhat more than a minute; I called out
with a half…strangled voice; 'Hold; Jenny!' and Jenny desisted。 I
stood for a few moments to recover my breath; then taking the towel
which Jenny proffered; I dried composedly my hands and head; my
face and hair; then; returning the towel to Jenny; I gave a deep
sigh and said; 'Surely this is one of the pleasant moments of
life。'
Then; having set my dress to rights; and combed my hair with a
pocket comb; I followed Jenny; who conducted me back through the
long passage; and showed me into a neat sanded parlour on the
ground…floor。
I sat down by a window which looked out upon the dusty street;
presently in came the handmaid; and commenced laying the table…
cloth。 'Shall I spread the table for one; sir;' said she; 'or do
you expect anybody to dine with you?' 'I can't say that I expect
anybody;' said I; laughing inwardly to myself; 'however; if you
please you can lay for two; so that if any acquaintance of mine
should chance to step in; he may find a knife and fork ready for
him。'
So I sat by the window; sometimes looking out upon the dusty
street; and now glancing at certain old…fashioned prints which
adorned the wall over against me。 I fell into a kind of doze; from
which I was almost instantly awakened by the opening of the door。
Dinner; thought I; and I sat upright in my chair。 No; a man of the
middle age; and rather above the middle height; dressed in a plain
suit of black; made his appearance; and sat down in a chair at some
distance from me; but near to the table; and appeared to be lost in
thought。
'The weather is very warm; sir;' said I。
'Very;' said the stranger; laconically; looking at me for the first
time。
'Would you like to see the newspaper?' said I; taking up one which
lay upon the window seat。
'I never read newspapers;' said the stranger; 'nor; indeed; … '
Whatever it might be that he had intended to say he left
unfinished。 Suddenly he walked to the mantelpiece at the farther
end of the room; before which he placed himself with his back
towards me。 There he remained motionless for some time; at length;
raising his hand; he touched the corner of the mantelpiece with his
finger; advanced towards the chair which he had left; and again
seated himself。
'Have you come far?' said he; suddenly looking towards me; and
speaking in a frank and open manner; which denoted a wish to enter
into conversation。 'You do not seem to be of this place。'
'I come from some distance;' said I; 'indeed; I am walking for
exercise; which I find as necessary to the mind as the body。 I
believe that by exercise people would escape much mental misery。'
Scarcely had I uttered these words when the stranger laid his hand;
with seeming carelessness; upon the table; near one of the glasses;
after a moment or two he touched the glass with his finger as if
inadvertently; then; glancing furtively at me; he withdrew his hand
and looked towards the window。
'Are you from these parts?' said I at last; with apparent
carelessness。
'From this vicinity;' replied the stranger。 'You think; then; that
it is as easy to walk off the bad humours of the mind as of the
body?'
'I; at least; am walking in that hope;' said I。
'I wish you may be successful;' said the stranger; and here he
touched one of the forks which lay on the table near him。
Here the door; which was slightly ajar; was suddenly pushed open
with some fracas; and in came the stout landlord; supporting with
some difficulty an immense dish; in which was a mighty round mass
of smoking meat garnished all round with vegetables; so high was
the mass that it probably obstructed his view; for it was not until
he had placed it upon the table that he appeared to observe the
stranger; he almost started; and quite out of breath exclaimed;
'God bless me; your honour; is your honour the acquaintance that
the young gentleman was expecting?'
'Is the young gentleman expecting an acquaintance?' said the
stranger。
There is nothing like putting a good face upon these matters;
thought I to myself; and; getting up; I bowed to the unknown。
'Sir;' said I; 'when I told Jenny that she might lay the table…
cloth for two; so that in the event of any acquaintance dropping in
he might find a knife and fork ready for him; I was merely jocular;
being an entire stranger in these parts; and expecting no one。
Fortune; however; it would seem; has been unexpectedly kind to me;
I flatter myself; sir; that since you have been in this room I have
had the honour of making your acquaintance; and in the strength of
that hope I humbly entreat you to honour me with your company to
dinner; provided you have not already dined。'
The stranger laughed outright。
'Sir;' I continued; 'the round of beef is a noble one; and seems
exceedingly well boiled; and the landlord was just right when he
said I should have such a dinner as is not seen every day。 A round
of beef; at any rate such a round of beef as this; is seldom seen
smoking upon the table in these degenerate times。 Allow me; sir;'
said I; observing that the stranger was about to speak; 'allow me
another remark。 I think I saw you just now touch the fork; I
venture to hail it as an omen that you will presently seize it; and
apply it to its proper purpose; and its companion the knife also。'
The stranger changed colour; and gazed upon me in silence。
'Do; sir;' here put in the landlord; 'do; sir; accept the young
gentleman's invitation。 Your honour has of late been looking
poorly; and the young gentleman is a funny young gentleman; and a
clever young gentleman; and I think it will do your honour good to
have a dinner's chat with the young gentleman。'
'It is not my dinner hour;' said the stranger; 'I dine considerably
later; taking anything now would only discompose me; I shall;
however; be most happy to sit down with the young gentleman; reach
me that paper; and; when the young gentleman has satisfied his
appetite; we may perhaps have a little chat together。'
The landlord handed the stranger the newspaper; and; bowing;
retired with his maid Jenny。 I helped myself to a portion of the
smoking round; and commenced eating with no little appetite。 The
stranger appeared to be soon engrossed with the newspaper。 We
continued thus a considerable time … the one reading and the other
dining。 Chancing suddenly to cast my eyes upon the stranger; I saw
his brow contract; he gave a slight stamp with his foot; and flung
the newspaper to the ground; then stooping down he picked it up;
first moving his forefinger along the floor; seemingly slightly
scratching it with his nail。
'Do you hope; sir;' said I; 'by that ceremony with the finger to
preserve yourself from the evil chance?'
The stranger started; then; after looking at me for some time in
silence; he said; 'Is it possible that you … ?'
'Ay; ay;' said I; helping myself to some more of the round; 'I have
touched myself in my younger days; both for the evil chance and the
good。 Can't say; though; that I ever trusted much in the
ceremony。'
The stranger made no reply; but appeared to be in deep thought;
nothing farther passed between us until I had concluded the dinner;
when I said to him; 'I shall now be most happy; sir; to have the
pleasure of your conversation over a pint of wine。'
The stranger rose; 'No; my young friend;' said he; smiling; 'that
would scarce be fair。 It is my turn now … pray do me the favour to
go home with me; and accept what hospitality my poor roof can
offer; to tell you the truth; I wish to have some particular
discourse with you which would hardly be possible in this place。
As for wine; I can give you some much better than you can get here:
the landlord is an excellent fellow; but he is an innkeeper after
all。 I am going out for a moment; and will send him in; so that
you may settle your account; I trust you will not refuse me; I only
live about two miles from here。'
I looked in the face of the stranger … it was a fine intelligent
face; with a cast of melancholy in it。 'Sir;' said I; 'I would go
with you though you lived four miles instead of two。'
'Who is that gentleman?' said I to the landlord; after I had
settled his bill; 'I am going home with him。'
'I wish I were going too;' said the fat landlord; laying his hand
upon his stomach。 'Young gentleman; I shall be a loser by his
honour's taking you away; but; after all; the truth is the truth …
there are few gentlemen in these parts like his honour; eithe