第 82 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-02-21 15:32      字数:9322
  handle of the pump with both hands and pumped over my head as
  handmaid had never pumped before; so that the water poured in
  torrents from my head; my face; and my hair down upon the brick
  floor。
  And; after the lapse of somewhat more than a minute; I called out
  with a half…strangled voice; 'Hold; Jenny!' and Jenny desisted。  I
  stood for a few moments to recover my breath; then taking the towel
  which Jenny proffered; I dried composedly my hands and head; my
  face and hair; then; returning the towel to Jenny; I gave a deep
  sigh and said; 'Surely this is one of the pleasant moments of
  life。'
  Then; having set my dress to rights; and combed my hair with a
  pocket comb; I followed Jenny; who conducted me back through the
  long passage; and showed me into a neat sanded parlour on the
  ground…floor。
  I sat down by a window which looked out upon the dusty street;
  presently in came the handmaid; and commenced laying the table…
  cloth。  'Shall I spread the table for one; sir;' said she; 'or do
  you expect anybody to dine with you?'  'I can't say that I expect
  anybody;' said I; laughing inwardly to myself; 'however; if you
  please you can lay for two; so that if any acquaintance of mine
  should chance to step in; he may find a knife and fork ready for
  him。'
  So I sat by the window; sometimes looking out upon the dusty
  street; and now glancing at certain old…fashioned prints which
  adorned the wall over against me。  I fell into a kind of doze; from
  which I was almost instantly awakened by the opening of the door。
  Dinner; thought I; and I sat upright in my chair。  No; a man of the
  middle age; and rather above the middle height; dressed in a plain
  suit of black; made his appearance; and sat down in a chair at some
  distance from me; but near to the table; and appeared to be lost in
  thought。
  'The weather is very warm; sir;' said I。
  'Very;' said the stranger; laconically; looking at me for the first
  time。
  'Would you like to see the newspaper?' said I; taking up one which
  lay upon the window seat。
  'I never read newspapers;' said the stranger; 'nor; indeed; … '
  Whatever it might be that he had intended to say he left
  unfinished。  Suddenly he walked to the mantelpiece at the farther
  end of the room; before which he placed himself with his back
  towards me。  There he remained motionless for some time; at length;
  raising his hand; he touched the corner of the mantelpiece with his
  finger; advanced towards the chair which he had left; and again
  seated himself。
  'Have you come far?' said he; suddenly looking towards me; and
  speaking in a frank and open manner; which denoted a wish to enter
  into conversation。  'You do not seem to be of this place。'
  'I come from some distance;' said I; 'indeed; I am walking for
  exercise; which I find as necessary to the mind as the body。  I
  believe that by exercise people would escape much mental misery。'
  Scarcely had I uttered these words when the stranger laid his hand;
  with seeming carelessness; upon the table; near one of the glasses;
  after a moment or two he touched the glass with his finger as if
  inadvertently; then; glancing furtively at me; he withdrew his hand
  and looked towards the window。
  'Are you from these parts?' said I at last; with apparent
  carelessness。
  'From this vicinity;' replied the stranger。  'You think; then; that
  it is as easy to walk off the bad humours of the mind as of the
  body?'
  'I; at least; am walking in that hope;' said I。
  'I wish you may be successful;' said the stranger; and here he
  touched one of the forks which lay on the table near him。
  Here the door; which was slightly ajar; was suddenly pushed open
  with some fracas; and in came the stout landlord; supporting with
  some difficulty an immense dish; in which was a mighty round mass
  of smoking meat garnished all round with vegetables; so high was
  the mass that it probably obstructed his view; for it was not until
  he had placed it upon the table that he appeared to observe the
  stranger; he almost started; and quite out of breath exclaimed;
  'God bless me; your honour; is your honour the acquaintance that
  the young gentleman was expecting?'
  'Is the young gentleman expecting an acquaintance?' said the
  stranger。
  There is nothing like putting a good face upon these matters;
  thought I to myself; and; getting up; I bowed to the unknown。
  'Sir;' said I; 'when I told Jenny that she might lay the table…
  cloth for two; so that in the event of any acquaintance dropping in
  he might find a knife and fork ready for him; I was merely jocular;
  being an entire stranger in these parts; and expecting no one。
  Fortune; however; it would seem; has been unexpectedly kind to me;
  I flatter myself; sir; that since you have been in this room I have
  had the honour of making your acquaintance; and in the strength of
  that hope I humbly entreat you to honour me with your company to
  dinner; provided you have not already dined。'
  The stranger laughed outright。
  'Sir;' I continued; 'the round of beef is a noble one; and seems
  exceedingly well boiled; and the landlord was just right when he
  said I should have such a dinner as is not seen every day。  A round
  of beef; at any rate such a round of beef as this; is seldom seen
  smoking upon the table in these degenerate times。  Allow me; sir;'
  said I; observing that the stranger was about to speak; 'allow me
  another remark。  I think I saw you just now touch the fork; I
  venture to hail it as an omen that you will presently seize it; and
  apply it to its proper purpose; and its companion the knife also。'
  The stranger changed colour; and gazed upon me in silence。
  'Do; sir;' here put in the landlord; 'do; sir; accept the young
  gentleman's invitation。  Your honour has of late been looking
  poorly; and the young gentleman is a funny young gentleman; and a
  clever young gentleman; and I think it will do your honour good to
  have a dinner's chat with the young gentleman。'
  'It is not my dinner hour;' said the stranger; 'I dine considerably
  later; taking anything now would only discompose me; I shall;
  however; be most happy to sit down with the young gentleman; reach
  me that paper; and; when the young gentleman has satisfied his
  appetite; we may perhaps have a little chat together。'
  The landlord handed the stranger the newspaper; and; bowing;
  retired with his maid Jenny。  I helped myself to a portion of the
  smoking round; and commenced eating with no little appetite。  The
  stranger appeared to be soon engrossed with the newspaper。  We
  continued thus a considerable time … the one reading and the other
  dining。  Chancing suddenly to cast my eyes upon the stranger; I saw
  his brow contract; he gave a slight stamp with his foot; and flung
  the newspaper to the ground; then stooping down he picked it up;
  first moving his forefinger along the floor; seemingly slightly
  scratching it with his nail。
  'Do you hope; sir;' said I; 'by that ceremony with the finger to
  preserve yourself from the evil chance?'
  The stranger started; then; after looking at me for some time in
  silence; he said; 'Is it possible that you … ?'
  'Ay; ay;' said I; helping myself to some more of the round; 'I have
  touched myself in my younger days; both for the evil chance and the
  good。  Can't say; though; that I ever trusted much in the
  ceremony。'
  The stranger made no reply; but appeared to be in deep thought;
  nothing farther passed between us until I had concluded the dinner;
  when I said to him; 'I shall now be most happy; sir; to have the
  pleasure of your conversation over a pint of wine。'
  The stranger rose; 'No; my young friend;' said he; smiling; 'that
  would scarce be fair。  It is my turn now … pray do me the favour to
  go home with me; and accept what hospitality my poor roof can
  offer; to tell you the truth; I wish to have some particular
  discourse with you which would hardly be possible in this place。
  As for wine; I can give you some much better than you can get here:
  the landlord is an excellent fellow; but he is an innkeeper after
  all。  I am going out for a moment; and will send him in; so that
  you may settle your account; I trust you will not refuse me; I only
  live about two miles from here。'
  I looked in the face of the stranger … it was a fine intelligent
  face; with a cast of melancholy in it。  'Sir;' said I; 'I would go
  with you though you lived four miles instead of two。'
  'Who is that gentleman?' said I to the landlord; after I had
  settled his bill; 'I am going home with him。'
  'I wish I were going too;' said the fat landlord; laying his hand
  upon his stomach。  'Young gentleman; I shall be a loser by his
  honour's taking you away; but; after all; the truth is the truth …
  there are few gentlemen in these parts like his honour; eithe