第 73 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-02-21 15:31      字数:9322
  play。'
  'Why not; my lord?'
  'Why; in the first place; I have no money。'
  'Oh; you have no money; that of course alters the case。  If you
  have no money; you can't play。  Well; I suppose I must be seeing
  after my customers;' said he; glancing over the plain。
  'Good…day;' said I。
  'Good…day;' said the man slowly; but without moving; and as if in
  reflection。  After a moment or two; looking at me inquiringly; he
  added; 'Out of employ?'
  'Yes;' said I; 'out of employ。'
  The man measured me with his eye as I lay on the ground。  At length
  he said; 'May I speak a word or two to you; my lord?'
  'As many as you please;' said I。
  'Then just come a little out of hearing; a little farther on the
  grass; if you please; my lord。'
  'Why do you call me my lord?' said I; as I arose and followed him。
  'We of the thimble always calls our customers lords;' said the man;
  'but I won't call you such a foolish name any more; come along。'
  The man walked along the plain till he came to the side of a dry
  pit; when; looking round to see that no one was nigh; he laid his
  table on the grass; and; sitting down with his legs over the side
  of the pit; he motioned me to do the same。  'So you are in want of
  employ?' said he; after I had sat down beside him。
  'Yes;' said I; 'I am very much in want of employ。'
  'I think I can find you some。'
  'What kind?' said I。
  'Why;' said the man; 'I think you would do to be my bonnet。'
  'Bonnet!' said I; 'what is that?'
  'Don't you know?  However; no wonder; as you had never heard of the
  thimble and pea game; but I will tell you。  We of the game are very
  much exposed; folks when they have lost their money; as those who
  play with us mostly do; sometimes uses rough language; calls us
  cheats; and sometimes knocks our hats over our eyes; and what's
  more; with a kick under our table; cause the top deals to fly off;
  this is the third table I have used this day; the other two being
  broken by uncivil customers:  so we of the game generally like to
  have gentlemen go about with us to take our part; and encourage us;
  though pretending to know nothing about us; for example; when the
  customer says; 〃I'm cheated;〃 the bonnet must say; 〃No; you ain't;
  it is all right〃; or; when my hat is knocked over my eyes; the
  bonnet must square; and say; 〃I never saw the man before in all my
  life; but I won't see him ill…used〃; and so; when they kicks at the
  table; the bonnet must say; 〃I won't see the table ill…used; such a
  nice table; too; besides; I want to play myself〃; and then I would
  say to the bonnet; 〃Thank you; my lord; them that finds; wins〃; and
  then the bonnet plays; and I lets the bonnet win。'
  'In a word;' said I; 'the bonnet means the man who covers you; even
  as the real bonnet covers the head。'
  'I just so;' said the man; 'I see you are awake; and would soon
  make a first…rate bonnet。'
  'Bonnet;' said I; musingly; 'bonnet; it is metaphorical。'
  'Is it?' said the man。
  'Yes;' said I; 'like the cant words … '
  'Bonnet is cant;' said the man; 'we of the thimble; as well as all
  cly…fakers and the like; understand cant; as; of course; must every
  bonnet; so; if you are employed by me; you had better learn it as
  soon as you can; that we may discourse together without being
  understood by every one。  Besides covering his principal; a bonnet
  must have his eyes about him; for the trade of the pea; though a
  strictly honest one; is not altogether lawful; so it is the duty of
  the bonnet; if he sees the constable coming; to say; The gorgio's
  welling。'
  'That is not cant;' said I; 'that is the language of the Rommany
  Chals。'
  'Do you know those people?' said the man。
  'Perfectly;' said I; 'and their language too。'
  'I wish I did;' said the man; 'I would give ten pounds and more to
  know the language of the Rommany Chals。  There's some of it in the
  language of the pea and thimble; how it came there I don't know;
  but so it is。  I wish I knew it; but it is difficult。  You'll make
  a capital bonnet; shall we close?'
  'What would the wages be?' I demanded。
  'Why; to a first…rate bonnet; as I think you would prove; I could
  afford to give from forty to fifty shillings a week。'
  'Is it possible?' said I。
  'Good wages; ain't they?' said the man。
  'First…rate;' said I; 'bonneting is more profitable than
  reviewing。'
  'Anan?' said the man。
  'Or translating; I don't think the Armenian would have paid me at
  that rate for translating his Esop。'
  'Who is he?' said the man。
  'Esop?'
  'No; I know what that is; Esop's cant for a hunchback; but
  t'other?'
  'You should know;' said I。
  'Never saw the man in all my life。'
  'Yes; you have;' said I; 'and felt him too; don't you remember the
  individual from whom you took the pocket…book?'
  'Oh; that was he; well; the less said about that matter the better;
  I have left off that trade; and taken to this; which is a much
  better。  Between ourselves; I am not sorry that I did not carry off
  that pocket…book; if I had; it might have encouraged me in the
  trade; in which had I remained; I might have been lagged; sent
  abroad; as I had been already imprisoned; so I determined to leave
  it off at all hazards; though I was hard up; not having a penny in
  the world。'
  'And wisely resolved;' said I; 'it was a bad and dangerous trade; I
  wonder you should ever have embraced it。'
  'It is all very well talking;' said the man; 'but there is a reason
  for everything; I am the son of a Jewess; by a military officer' …
  and then the man told me his story。  I shall not repeat the man's
  story; it was a poor one; a vile one; at last he observed; 'So that
  affair which you know of determined me to leave the filching trade;
  and take up with a more honest and safe one; so at last I thought
  of the pea and thimble; but I wanted funds; especially to pay for
  lessons at the hands of a master; for I knew little about it。'
  'Well;' said I; 'how did you get over that difficulty?'
  'Why;' said the man; 'I thought I should never have got over it。
  What funds could I raise?  I had nothing to sell; the few clothes I
  had I wanted; for we of the thimble must always appear decent; or
  nobody would come near us。  I was at my wits' ends; at last I got
  over my difficulty in the strangest way in the world。'
  'What was that?'
  'By an old thing which I had picked up some time before … a book。'
  'A book?' said I。
  'Yes; which I had taken out of your lordship's pocket one day as
  you were walking the streets in a great hurry。  I thought it was a
  pocket…book at first; full of bank…notes; perhaps;' continued he;
  laughing。  'It was well for me; however; that it was not; for I
  should have soon spent the notes; as it was; I had flung the old
  thing down with an oath; as soon as I brought it home。  When I was
  so hard up; however; after the affair with that friend of yours; I
  took it up one day; and thought I might make something by it to
  support myself a day with。  Chance or something else led me into a
  grand shop; there was a man there who seemed to be the master;
  talking to a jolly; portly old gentleman; who seemed to be a
  country squire。  Well; I went up to the first; and offered it for
  sale; he took the book; opened it at the title…page; and then all
  of a sudden his eyes glistened; and he showed it to the fat; jolly
  gentleman; and his eyes glistened too; and I heard him say 〃How
  singular!〃 and then the two talked together in a speech I didn't
  understand … I rather thought it was French; at any rate it wasn't
  cant; and presently the first asked me what I would take for the
  book。  Now I am not altogether a fool; nor am I blind; and I had
  narrowly marked all that passed; and it came into my head that now
  was the time for making a man of myself; at any rate I could lose
  nothing by a little confidence; so I looked the man boldly in the
  face; and said; 〃I will have five guineas for that book; there
  ain't such another in the whole world。〃  〃Nonsense;〃 said the first
  man; 〃there are plenty of them; there have been nearly fifty
  editions; to my knowledge; I will give you five shillings。〃  〃No;〃
  said I; 〃I'll not take it; for I don't like to be cheated; so give
  me my book again〃; and I attempted to take it away from the fat
  gentleman's hand。  〃Stop;〃 said the younger man; 〃are you sure that
  you won't take less?〃  〃Not a farthing;〃 said I; which was not
  altogether true; but I said so。  〃Well;〃 said the fat gentleman; 〃I
  will give you what you ask〃; and sure enough he presently gave me
  the money; so I made a bow; and was leaving the shop; when it came
  into my head that there was something odd in all this; and; as I
  had the money in my pocket; I turned back; and; making another bow;
  said; 〃May I be so bold as to ask why y