第 62 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-02-21 15:31      字数:9322
  had employed; the individual in black uttered several sentences in
  tones and with gestures which were intended to express a
  considerable degree of pathos; though it is possible that some
  people would have thought both the one and the other highly
  ludicrous。  After a pause; Francis Ardry recommenced imitating the
  tones and the gestures of his monitor in the most admirable manner。
  Before he had proceeded far; however; he burst into a fit of
  laughter; in which I should; perhaps; have joined; provided it were
  ever my wont to laugh。  'Ha; ha!' said the other; good…humouredly;
  'you are laughing at me。  Well; well; I merely wished to give you a
  hint; but you saw very well what I meant; upon the whole I think
  you improve。  But I must now go; having two other pupils to visit
  before four。'
  Then taking from the table a kind of three…cornered hat; and a cane
  headed with amber; he shook Francis Ardry by the hand; and; after
  glancing at me for a moment; made me a half bow; attended with a
  strange grimace; and departed。
  'Who is that gentleman?' said I to Francis Ardry; as soon as were
  alone。
  'Oh; that is … ' said Frank; smiling; 'the gentleman who gives me
  lessons in elocution。'
  'And what need have you of elocution?'
  'Oh; I merely obey the commands of my guardians;' said Francis;
  'who insist that I should; with the assistance of …; qualify myself
  for Parliament; for which they do me the honour to suppose that I
  have some natural talent。  I dare not disobey them; for; at the
  present moment; I have particular reasons for wishing to keep on
  good terms with them。'
  'But;' said I; 'you are a Roman Catholic; and I thought that
  persons of your religion were excluded from Parliament?'
  'Why; upon that very thing the whole matter hinges; people of our
  religion are determined to be no longer excluded from Parliament;
  but to have a share in the government of the nation。  Not that I
  care anything about the matter; I merely obey the will of my
  guardians; my thoughts are fixed on something better than
  politics。'
  'I understand you;' said I; 'dog…fighting … well; I can easily
  conceive that to some minds dog…fighting … '
  'I was not thinking of dog…fighting;' said Francis Ardry;
  interrupting me。
  'Not thinking of dog…fighting!' I ejaculated。
  'No;' said Francis Ardry; 'something higher and much more rational
  than dog…fighting at present occupies my thoughts。'
  'Dear me;' said I; 'I thought I had heard you say that there was
  nothing like it!'
  'Like what?' said Francis Ardry。
  'Dog…fighting; to be sure;' said I。
  'Pooh;' said Francis Ardry; 'who but the gross and unrefined care
  anything for dog…fighting?  That which at present engages my waking
  and sleeping thoughts is love … divine love … there is nothing like
  THAT。  Listen to me; I have a secret to confide to you。'
  And then Francis Ardry proceeded to make me his confidant。  It
  appeared that he had had the good fortune to make the acquaintance
  of the most delightful young Frenchwoman imaginable; Annette La
  Noire by name; who had just arrived from her native country with
  the intention of obtaining the situation of governess in some
  English family; a position which; on account of her many
  accomplishments; she was eminently qualified to fill。  Francis
  Ardry had; however; persuaded her to relinquish her intention for
  the present; on the ground that; until she had become acclimated in
  England; her health would probably suffer from the confinement
  inseparable from the occupation in which she was desirous of
  engaging; he had; moreover … for it appeared that she was the most
  frank and confiding creature in the world … succeeded in persuading
  her to permit him to hire for her a very handsome first floor in
  his own neighbourhood; and to accept a few inconsiderable presents
  in money and jewellery。  'I am looking out for a handsome gig and
  horse;' said Francis Ardry; at the conclusion of his narration; 'it
  were a burning shame that so divine a creature should have to go
  about a place like London on foot; or in a paltry hackney coach。'
  'But;' said I; 'will not the pursuit of politics prevent your
  devoting much time to this fair lady?'
  'It will prevent me devoting all my time;' said Francis Ardry; 'as
  I gladly would; but what can I do?  My guardians wish me to qualify
  myself for a political orator; and I dare not offend them by a
  refusal。  If I offend my guardians; I should find it impossible …
  unless I have recourse to Jews and money…lenders … to support
  Annette; present her with articles of dress and jewellery; and
  purchase a horse and cabriolet worthy of conveying her angelic
  person through the streets of London。'
  After a pause; in which Francis Ardry appeared lost in thought; his
  mind being probably occupied with the subject of Annette; I broke
  silence by observing; 'So your fellow…religionists are really going
  to make a serious attempt to procure their emancipation?'
  'Yes;' said Francis Ardry; starting from his reverie; 'everything
  has been arranged; even a leader has been chosen; at least for us
  of Ireland; upon the whole the most suitable man in the world for
  the occasion … a barrister of considerable talent; mighty voice;
  and magnificent impudence。  With emancipation; liberty; and redress
  for the wrongs of Ireland in his mouth; he is to force his way into
  the British House of Commons; dragging myself and others behind him
  … he will succeed; and when he is in he will cut a figure; I have
  heard … himself; who has heard him speak; say that he will cut a
  figure。'
  'And is … competent to judge?' I demanded。
  'Who but he?' said Francis Ardry; 'no one questions his judgment
  concerning what relates to elocution。  His fame on that point is so
  well established; that the greatest orators do not disdain
  occasionally to consult him; C… himself; as I have been told; when
  anxious to produce any particular effect in the House; is in the
  habit of calling in … for a consultation。'
  'As to matter; or manner?' said I。
  'Chiefly the latter;' said Francis Ardry; 'though he is competent
  to give advice as to both; for he has been an orator in his day;
  and a leader of the people; though he confessed to me that he was
  not exactly qualified to play the latter part … 〃I want paunch;〃
  said he。'
  'It is not always indispensable;' said I; 'there is an orator in my
  town; a hunchback and watchmaker; without it; who not only leads
  the people; but the mayor too; perhaps he has a succedaneum in his
  hunch:  but; tell me; is the leader of your movement in possession
  of that which … wants?'
  'No more deficient in it than in brass;' said Francis Ardry。
  'Well;' said I; 'whatever his qualifications may be; I wish him
  success in the cause which he has taken up … I love religious
  liberty。'
  'We shall succeed;' said Francis Ardry; 'John Bull upon the whole
  is rather indifferent on the subject; and then we are sure to be
  backed by the Radical party; who; to gratify their political
  prejudices; would join with Satan himself。'
  'There is one thing;' said I; 'connected with this matter which
  surprises me … your own lukewarmness。  Yes; making every allowance
  for your natural predilection for dog…fighting; and your present
  enamoured state of mind; your apathy at the commencement of such a
  movement is to me unaccountable。'
  'You would not have cause to complain of my indifference;' said
  Frank; 'provided I thought my country would be benefited by this
  movement; but I happen to know the origin of it。  The priests are
  the originators; 'and what country was ever benefited by a movement
  which owed its origin to them?' so says Voltaire; a page of whom I
  occasionally read。  By the present move they hope to increase their
  influence; and to further certain designs which they entertain both
  with regard to this country and Ireland。  I do not speak rashly or
  unadvisedly。  A strange fellow … a half…Italian; half…English
  priest; … who was recommended to me by my guardians; partly as a
  spiritual; partly as a temporal guide; has let me into a secret or
  two; he is fond of a glass of gin and water … and over a glass of
  gin and water cold; with a lump of sugar in it; he has been more
  communicative; perhaps; than was altogether prudent。  Were I my own
  master; I would kick him; politics; and religious movements; to a
  considerable distance。  And now; if you are going away; do so
  quickly; I have an appointment with Annette; and must make myself
  fit to appear before her。'
  CHAPTER XLIII
  Progress … Glorious John … Utterly unintelligible … What a
  difference。
  BY the month of October I had; in spite of all difficulties and
  obstacles; accomplished about two…thirds of the principal task
  which I had undertaken; the compiling of th