第 54 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-02-21 15:31      字数:9321
  Flinging the bones … Strange places … Dog…fighting … Learning and
  letters … Batch of dogs … Redoubled application。
  ONE evening I was visited by the tall young gentleman; Francis
  Ardry; whose acquaintance I had formed at the coffee…house。  As it
  is necessary that the reader should know something more about this
  young man; who will frequently appear in the course of these pages;
  I will state in a few words who and what he was。  He was born of an
  ancient Roman Catholic family in Ireland; his parents; whose only
  child he was; had long been dead。  His father; who had survived his
  mother several years; had been a spendthrift; and at his death had
  left the family property considerably embarrassed。  Happily;
  however; the son and the estate fell into the hands of careful
  guardians; near relations of the family; by whom the property was
  managed to the best advantage; and every means taken to educate the
  young man in a manner suitable to his expectations。  At the age of
  sixteen he was taken from a celebrated school in England at which
  he had been placed; and sent to a small French university; in order
  that he might form an intimate and accurate acquaintance with the
  grand language of the continent。  There he continued three years;
  at the end of which he went under the care of a French abbe to
  Germany and Italy。  It was in this latter country that he first
  began to cause his guardians serious uneasiness。  He was in the
  heyday of youth when he visited Italy; and he entered wildly into
  the various delights of that fascinating region; and; what was
  worse; falling into the hands of certain sharpers; not Italian; but
  English; he was fleeced of considerable sums of money。  The abbe;
  who; it seems; was an excellent individual of the old French
  school; remonstrated with his pupil on his dissipation and
  extravagance; but; finding his remonstrances vain; very properly
  informed the guardians of the manner of life of his charge。  They
  were not slow in commanding Francis Ardry home; and; as he was
  entirely in their power; he was forced to comply。  He had been
  about three months in London when I met him in the coffee…room; and
  the two elderly gentlemen in his company were his guardians。  At
  this time they were very solicitous that he should choose for
  himself a profession; offering to his choice either the army or law
  … he was calculated to shine in either of these professions … for;
  like many others of his countrymen; he was brave and eloquent; but
  he did not wish to shackle himself with a profession。  As; however;
  his minority did not terminate till he was three…and…twenty; of
  which age he wanted nearly two years; during which he would be
  entirely dependent on his guardians; he deemed it expedient to
  conceal; to a certain degree; his sentiments; temporising with the
  old gentlemen; with whom; notwithstanding his many irregularities;
  he was a great favourite; and at whose death he expected to come
  into a yet greater property than that which he inherited from his
  parents。
  Such is a brief account of Francis Ardry … of my friend Francis
  Ardry; for the acquaintance; commenced in the singular manner with
  which the reader is acquainted; speedily ripened into a friendship
  which endured through many long years of separation; and which
  still endures certainly on my part; and on his … if he lives; but
  it is many years since I have heard from Francis Ardry。
  And yet many people would have thought it impossible for our
  friendship to have lasted a week … for in many respects no two
  people could be more dissimilar。  He was an Irishman … I; an
  Englishman; … he; fiery; enthusiastic; and open…hearted; I; neither
  fiery; enthusiastic; nor open…hearted; … he; fond of pleasure and
  dissipation; I; of study and reflection。  Yet it is of such
  dissimilar elements that the most lasting friendships are formed:
  we do not like counterparts of ourselves。  'Two great talkers will
  not travel far together;' is a Spanish saying; I will add; 'Nor two
  silent people'; we naturally love our opposites。
  So Francis Ardry came to see me; and right glad I was to see him;
  for I had just flung my books and papers aside; and was wishing for
  a little social converse; and when we had conversed for some little
  time together; Francis Ardry proposed that we should go to the play
  to see Kean; so we went to the play; and saw … not Kean; who at
  that time was ashamed to show himself; but … a man who was not
  ashamed to show himself; and who people said was a much better man
  than Kean … as I have no doubt he was … though whether he was a
  better actor I cannot say; for I never saw Kean。
  Two or three evenings after Francis Ardry came to see me again; and
  again we went out together; and Francis Ardry took me to … shall I
  say? … why not? … a gaming…house; where I saw people playing; and
  where I saw Francis Ardry play and lose five guineas; and where I
  lost nothing; because I did not play; though I felt somewhat
  inclined; for a man with a white hat and a sparkling eye held up a
  box which contained something which rattled; and asked me to fling
  the bones。  'There is nothing like flinging the bones!' said he;
  and then I thought I should like to know what kind of thing
  flinging the bones was; I; however; restrained myself。  'There is
  nothing like flinging the bones!' shouted the man; as my friend and
  myself left the room。
  Long life and prosperity to Francis Ardry! but for him I should not
  have obtained knowledge which I did of the strange and eccentric
  places of London。  Some of the places to which he took me were very
  strange places indeed; but; however strange the places were; I
  observed that the inhabitants thought there were no places like
  their several places; and no occupations like their several
  occupations; and among other strange places to which Francis Ardry
  conducted me was a place not far from the abbey church of
  Westminster。
  Before we entered this place our ears were greeted by a confused
  hubbub of human voices; squealing of rats; barking of dogs; and the
  cries of various other animals。  Here we beheld a kind of cock…pit;
  around which a great many people; seeming of all ranks; but chiefly
  of the lower; were gathered; and in it we saw a dog destroy a great
  many rats in a very small period; and when the dog had destroyed
  the rats; we saw a fight between a dog and a bear; then a fight
  between two dogs; then 。 。 。 。
  After the diversions of the day were over; my friend introduced me
  to the genius of the place; a small man of about five feet high;
  with a very sharp countenance; and dressed in a brown jockey coat
  and top boots。  'Joey;' said he; 'this is a friend of mine。'  Joey
  nodded to me with a patronising air。  'Glad to see you; sir! … want
  a dog?'
  'No;' said I。
  'You have got one; then … want to match him?'
  'We have a dog at home;' said I; 'in the country; but I can't say I
  should like to match him。  Indeed; I do not like dog…fighting。'
  'Not like dog…fighting!' said the man; staring。
  'The truth is; Joe; that he is just come to town。'
  'So I should think; he looks rather green … not like dog…fighting!'
  'Nothing like it; is there; Joey?'
  'I should think not; what is like it?  A time will come; and that
  speedily; when folks will give up everything else; and follow dog…
  fighting。'
  'Do you think so?' said I。
  'Think so?  Let me ask what there is that a man wouldn't give up
  for it?'
  'Why;' said I; modestly; 'there's religion。'
  'Religion!  How you talk。  Why; there's myself bred and born an
  Independent; and intended to be a preacher; didn't I give up
  religion for dog…fighting?  Religion; indeed!  If it were not for
  the rascally law; my pit would fill better on Sundays than any
  other time。  Who would go to church when they could come to my pit?
  Religion! why; the parsons themselves come to my pit; and I have
  now a letter in my pocket from one of them; asking me to send him a
  dog。'
  'Well; then; politics;' said I。
  'Politics!  Why; the gemmen in the House would leave Pitt himself;
  if he were alive; to come to my pit。  There were three of the best
  of them here to…night; all great horators。 … Get on with you; what
  comes next?'
  'Why; there's learning and letters。'
  'Pretty things; truly; to keep people from dog…fighting。  Why;
  there's the young gentlemen from the Abbey School comes here in
  shoals; leaving books; and letters; and masters too。  To tell you
  the truth; I rather wish they would mind their letters; for a more
  precious set of young blackguards I never seed。  It was only the
  other day I was thinking of calling in a constable for my own
  protection; for I thought my pit would have been torn down by
  them。'
  Scarcely knowing what to say; I made an observation at random。
  'You show; by