第 14 节
作者:恐龙王      更新:2021-02-21 15:30      字数:9322
  eastern side of the bold rock on which the Castle stands。  A
  gallant caserne it was … the best and roomiest that I had hitherto
  seen … rather cold and windy; it is true; especially in the winter;
  but commanding a noble prospect of a range of distant hills; which
  I was told were 'the hieland hills;' and of a broad arm of the sea;
  which I heard somebody say was the Firth of Forth。
  My brother; who; for some years past; had been receiving his
  education in a certain celebrated school in England; was now with
  us; and it came to pass; that one day my father; as he sat at
  table; looked steadfastly on my brother and myself; and then
  addressed my mother:  … 'During my journey down hither; I have lost
  no opportunity of making inquiries about these people; the Scotch;
  amongst whom we now are; and since I have been here I have observed
  them attentively。  From what I have heard and seen; I should say
  that upon the whole they are a very decent set of people; they seem
  acute and intelligent; and I am told that their system of education
  is so excellent that every person is learned … more or less
  acquainted with Greek and Latin。  There is one thing; however;
  connected with them; which is a great drawback … the horrid jargon
  which they speak。  However learned they may be in Greek and Latin;
  their English is execrable; and yet I'm told it is not so bad as it
  was。  I was in company; the other day; with an Englishman who has
  resided here many years。  We were talking about the country and the
  people。  〃I should like both very well;〃 said I; 〃were it not for
  the language。  I wish sincerely our Parliament; which is passing so
  many foolish acts every year; would pass one to force these Scotch
  to speak English。〃  〃I wish so; too;〃 said he。  〃The language is a
  disgrace to the British Government; but; if you had heard it twenty
  years ago; captain! … if you had heard it as it was spoken when I
  first came to Edinburgh!〃'
  'Only custom;' said my mother。  'I daresay the language is now what
  it was then。'
  'I don't know;' said my father; 'though I daresay you are right; it
  could never have been worse than it is at present。  But now to the
  point。  Were it not for the language; which; if the boys were to
  pick it up; might ruin their prospects in life; … were it not for
  that; I should very much like to send them to a school there is in
  this place; which everybody talks about … the High School I think
  they call it。  'Tis said to be the best school in the whole island;
  but the idea of one's children speaking Scotch … broad Scotch!  I
  must think the matter over。'
  And he did think the matter over; and the result of his
  deliberation was a determination to send us to the school。  Let me
  call thee up before my mind's eye; High School; to which; every
  morning; the two English brothers took their way from the proud old
  Castle through the lofty streets of the Old Town。  High School! …
  called so; I scarcely know why; neither lofty in thyself nor by
  position; being situated in a flat bottom; oblong structure of
  tawny stone; with many windows fenced with iron netting … with thy
  long hall below; and thy five chambers above; for the reception of
  the five classes; into which the eight hundred urchins who styled
  thee instructress were divided。  Thy learned rector and his four
  subordinate dominies; thy strange old porter of the tall form and
  grizzled hair; hight Boee; and doubtless of Norse ancestry; as his
  name declares; perhaps of the blood of Bui hin Digri; the hero of
  northern song … the Jomsborg Viking who clove Thorsteinn Midlangr
  asunder in the dread sea battle of Horunga Vog; and who; when the
  fight was lost and his own two hands smitten off; seized two chests
  of gold with his bloody stumps; and; springing with them into the
  sea; cried to the scanty relics of his crew; 'Overboard now; all
  Bui's lads!'  Yes; I remember all about thee; and how at eight of
  every morn we were all gathered together with one accord in the
  long hall; from which; after the litanies had been read (for so I
  will call them; being an Episcopalian); the five classes from the
  five sets of benches trotted off in long files; one boy after the
  other; up the five spiral staircases of stone; each class to its
  destination; and well do I remember how we of the third sat hushed
  and still; watched by the eye of the dux; until the door opened;
  and in walked that model of a good Scotchman; the shrewd;
  intelligent; but warm…hearted and kind dominie; the respectable
  Carson。
  And in this school I began to construe the Latin language; which I
  had never done before; notwithstanding my long and diligent study
  of Lilly; which illustrious grammar was not used at Edinburgh; nor
  indeed known。  Greek was only taught in the fifth or highest class;
  in which my brother was; as for myself; I never got beyond the
  third during the two years that I remained at this seminary。  I
  certainly acquired here a considerable insight in the Latin tongue;
  and; to the scandal of my father and horror of my mother; a
  thorough proficiency in the Scotch; which; in less than two months;
  usurped the place of the English; and so obstinately maintained its
  ground; that I still can occasionally detect its lingering remains。
  I did not spend my time unpleasantly at this school; though; first
  of all; I had to pass through an ordeal。
  'Scotland is a better country than England;' said an ugly; blear…
  eyed lad; about a head and shoulders taller than myself; the leader
  of a gang of varlets who surrounded me in the playground; on the
  first day; as soon as the morning lesson was over。  'Scotland is a
  far better country than England; in every respect。'
  'Is it?' said I。  'Then you ought to be very thankful for not
  having been born in England。'
  'That's just what I am; ye loon; and every morning; when I say my
  prayers; I thank God for not being an Englishman。  The Scotch are a
  much better and braver people than the English。'
  'It may be so;' said I; 'for what I know … indeed; till I came
  here; I never heard a word either about the Scotch or their
  country。'
  'Are ye making fun of us; ye English puppy?' said the blear…eyed
  lad; 'take that!' and I was presently beaten black and blue。  And
  thus did I first become aware of the difference of races and their
  antipathy to each other。
  'Bow to the storm; and it shall pass over you。'  I held my peace;
  and silently submitted to the superiority of the Scotch … IN
  NUMBERS。  This was enough; from an object of persecution I soon
  became one of patronage; especially amongst the champions of the
  class。  'The English;' said the blear…eyed lad; 'though a wee bit
  behind the Scotch in strength and fortitude; are nae to be sneezed
  at; being far ahead of the Irish; to say nothing of the French; a
  pack of cowardly scoundrels。  And with regard to the English
  country; it is na Scotland; it is true; but it has its gude
  properties; and; though there is ne'er a haggis in a' the land;
  there's an unco deal o' gowd and siller。  I respect England; for I
  have an auntie married there。'
  The Scotch are certainly a most pugnacious people; their whole
  history proves it。  Witness their incessant wars with the English
  in the olden time; and their internal feuds; highland and lowland;
  clan with clan; family with family; Saxon with Gael。  In my time;
  the schoolboys; for want; perhaps; of English urchins to contend
  with; were continually fighting with each other; every noon there
  was at least one pugilistic encounter; and sometimes three。  In one
  month I witnessed more of these encounters than I had ever
  previously seen under similar circumstances in England。  After all;
  there was not much harm done。  Harm! what harm could result from
  short chopping blows; a hug; and a tumble?  I was witness to many a
  sounding whack; some blood shed; 'a blue ee' now and then; but
  nothing more。  In England; on the contrary; where the lads were
  comparatively mild; gentle; and pacific; I had been present at more
  than one death caused by blows in boyish combats; in which the
  oldest of the victors had scarcely reached thirteen years; but
  these blows were in the jugular; given with the full force of the
  arm shot out horizontally from the shoulder。
  But the Scotch … though by no means proficients in boxing (and how
  should they box; seeing that they have never had a teacher?) … are;
  I repeat; a most pugnacious people; at least they were in my time。
  Anything served them; that is; the urchins; as a pretence for a
  fray; or; Dorically speaking; a BICKER; every street and close was
  at feud with its neighbour; the lads of the school were at feud
  with the young men of the college; whom they pelted in winter with
  snow; and in summer with stones; and then the feud between the old
  and new town!
  One day I was standing on