第 13 节
作者:风雅颂      更新:2021-02-21 14:23      字数:9322
  able; and succeeded in leaving the table without being called upon to
  decide the point。  Caumartin; who saw his embarrassment; ran to him; and
  kindly whispered in his ear that Moses was the author of the Lord's
  Prayer。  Thus strengthened; Breteuil returned to the attack; brought;
  while taking coffee; the conversation back again to the bet; and; after
  reproaching Madame de Pontchartrain for supposing him ignorant upon such
  a point; and declaring he was ashamed of being obliged to say such a
  trivial thing; pronounced emphatically that it was Moses who had written
  the Lord's Prayer。  The burst of laughter that; of course; followed this;
  overwhelmed him with confusion。  Poor Breteuil was for a long time at
  loggerheads with his friend; and the Lord's Prayer became a standing
  reproach to him。
  He had a friend; the Marquis de Gesvres; who; upon some points; was not
  much better informed。  Talking one day in the cabinet of the King; and
  admiring in the tone of a connoisseur some fine paintings of the
  Crucifixion by the first masters; he remarked that they were all by one
  hand。
  He was laughed at; and the different painters were named; as recognized
  by their style。
  〃Not at all;〃 said the Marquis; 〃the painter is called INRI; do you not
  see his name upon all the pictures?  What followed after such gross
  stupidity and ignorance may be imagined。
  At the end of this year the King resolved to undertake three grand
  projects; which ought to have been carried out long before: the chapel of
  Versailles; the Church of the Invalides; and the altar of Notre…Dame de
  Paris。  This last was a vow of Louis XIII。; made when; he no longer was
  able to accomplish it; and which he had left to his successor; who had
  been more than fifty years without thinking of it。
  On the 6th of January; upon the reception of the ambassadors at the house
  of the Duchesse de Bourogogne; an adventure happened which I will here
  relate。  M。 de Lorraine belonged to a family which had been noted for its
  pretensions; and for the disputes of precedency in which it engaged。  He
  was as prone to this absurdity as the rest; and on this occasion incited
  the Princesse d'Harcourt; one of his relations; to act in a manner that
  scandalised all the Court。  Entering the room in which the ambassadors
  were to be received and where a large number of ladies were already
  collected; she glided behind the Duchesse de Rohan; and told her to pass
  to the left。  The Duchesse de Rohan; much surprised; replied that she was
  very well placed already。  Whereupon; the Princesse d'Harcourt; who was
  tall and strong; made no further ado; but with her two arms seized the
  Duchesse de Rohan; turned her round; and sat down in her place。  All the
  ladies were strangely scandalised at this; but none dared say a word; not
  even Madame de Lude; lady in waiting on the Duchesse de Bourgogne; who;
  for her part also; felt the insolence of the act; but dared not speak;
  being so young。  As for the Duchesse de Rohan; feeling that opposition
  must lead to fisticuffs; she curtseyed to the Duchess; and quietly
  retired to another place。  A few minutes after this; Madame de Saint…
  Simon; who was then with child; feeling herself unwell; and tired of
  standing; seated herself upon the first cushion she could find。  It so
  happened; that in the position she thus occupied; she had taken
  precedence of Madame d'Armagnac by two degrees。  Madame d'Armagnac;;
  perceiving it; spoke to her upon the subject。  Madame de Saint…Simon; who
  had only placed herself there for a moment; did not reply; but went
  elsewhere。
  As soon as I learnt of the first adventure; I thought it important that
  such an insult should not be borne; and I went and conferred with M。 de
  la Rochefoucauld upon the subject; at the same time that Marechal de
  Boufflers spoke of it to M。 de Noailles。  I called upon other of my
  friends; and the opinion was that the Duc de Rohan should complain to the
  King on the morrow of the treatment his wife had received。
  In the evening while I was at the King's supper; I was sent for by Madame
  de Saint…Simon; who informed me that the Lorraines; afraid of the
  complaints that would probably be addressed to the King upon what had
  taken place between the Princesse d'Harcourt and the Duchesse de Rohan;
  had availed themselves of what happened between Madame de Saint…Simon and
  Madame d'Armagnac; in order to be the first to complain; so that one
  might balance the other。  Here was a specimen of the artifice of these
  gentlemen; which much enraged me。  On the instant I determined to lose no
  time in speaking to the King; and that very evening I related what had
  occurred; in so far as Madame de Saint…Simon was concerned; but made no
  allusion to M。 de Rohan's affair; thinking it best to leave that to be
  settled by itself on the morrow。  The King replied to me very graciously;
  and I retired; after assuring him that all I had said was true from
  beginning to end。
  The next day the Duc de Rohan made his complaint。  The King; who had
  already been fully informed of the matter; received him well; praised the
  respect and moderation of Madame de Rohan; declared Madame d'Harcourt to
  have been very impertinent; and said some very hard words upon the
  Lorraines。
  I found afterwards; that Madame de Maintenon; who much favoured Madame
  d'Harcourt; had all the trouble in the world to persuade the King not to
  exclude her from the next journey to Marly。  She received a severe
  reprimand from the King; a good scolding from Madame de Maintenon; and
  was compelled publicly to ask pardon of the Duchesse de Rohan。  This she
  did; but with a crawling baseness equal to her previous audacity。  Such
  was the end of this strange history。
  There appeared at this time a book entitled 〃Probleme;〃 but without name
  of author; and directed against M。 de Paris; declaring that he had
  uttered sentiments favourable to the Jansenists being at Chalons; and
  unfavourable being at Paris。  The book came from the Jesuits; who could
  not pardon M。 de Paris for having become archbishop without their
  assistance。  It was condemned and burnt by decree of the Parliament; and
  the Jesuits had to swallow all the shame of it。  The author was soon
  after discovered。  He was named Boileau; not the friend of Bontems; who
  so often preached before the King; and still less the celebrated poet and
  author of the 'Flagellants'; but a doctor of much wit and learning whom
  M。 de Paris had taken into his favour and treated like a brother。  Who
  would have believed that 〃Probleme〃 could spring from such a man?  M。 de
  Paris was much hurt; but instead of imprisoning Boileau for the rest of
  his days; as he might have done; he acted the part of a great bishop; and
  gave him a good canonical of Saint Honore; which became vacant a few days
  afterwards。  Boileau; who was quite without means; completed his
  dishonour by accepting it。
  The honest people of the Court regretted a cynic who died at this time;
  I mean the Chevalier de Coislin。  He was a most extraordinary man; very
  splenetic; and very difficult to deal with。  He rarely left Versailles;
  and never went to see the king。  I have seen him get out of the way not
  to meet him。  He lived with Cardinal Coislin; his brother。  If anybody
  displeased him; he would go and sulk in his own room; and if; whilst at
  table; any one came whom he did not like; he would throw away his plate;
  go off to sulk; or to finish his dinner all alone。  One circumstance will
  paint him completely。  Being on a journey once with his brothers; the Duc
  de Coislin and the Cardinal de Coislin; the party rested for the night at
  the house of a vivacious and very pretty bourgeoise。  The Duc de Coislin
  was an exceedingly polite man; and bestowed amiable compliments and
  civilities upon their hostess; much to the disgust of the Chevalier。  At
  parting; the Duke renewed the politeness he had displayed so abundantly
  the previous evening; and delayed the others by his long…winded
  flatteries。  When; at last; they left the house; and were two or three
  leagues away from it; the Chevalier de Coislin said; that; in spite of
  all this politeness; he had reason to believe that their pretty hostess
  would not long be pleased with the Duke。  The Duke; disturbed; asked his
  reason for thinking so。  〃Do you wish to learn it?〃 said the Chevalier;
  〃well; then; you must know that; disgusted by your compliments; I went up
  into the bedroom in which you slept; and made a filthy mess on the floor;
  which the landlady will no doubt attribute to you; despite all your fine
  speeches。〃
  At this there was loud laughter; but the Duke was in fury; and wished to
  return in order to clear up his character。  Although it rained hard; they
  had all the pains in the world to hinder him; and still more to bring
  about a reconciliation。  Nothing was more pleasant than to hear the
  brothers relate this adventure each in his own way。
  Two cruel effects of gambling were noticed at this time。  Reineville; a
  lieutenant of the body…guard; a general officer distinguished in war;
  very well treated by the King; and much esteemed by the captain of the
  Guards; suddenly disappeared; and could not be found anywhere; although
  the utmost care was taken to search