the　man　who　〃once　rode　in　an　omnibus　with　Charles　Dickens；〃　and　the　lady
  to　whom　Charles　Dickens　〃granted　the　hospitalities　of　his　umbrella　during
  a　storm；〃　and　the　person　who　〃possesses　a　hole　which　once　belonged　in　a
  handkerchief　owned　by　Charles　Dickens。〃　　Be　patient　and　long…suffering；
  good　people；　for　even　this　does　not　fill　up　the　measure　of　what　you　must
  endure　next　winter。　　There　is　no　creature　in　all　this　land　who　has　had
  any　personal　relations　with　the　late　Mr。　Dickens；　however　slight　or
  trivial；　but　will　shoulder　his　way　to　the　rostrum　and　inflict　his
  testimony　upon　his　helpless　countrymen。　　To　some　people　it　is　fatal　to　be
  noticed　by　greatness。
  THE　TONE…IMPARTING　COMMITTEE
  I　get　old　and　ponderously　respectable；　only　one　thing　will　be　able　to
  make　me　truly　happy；　and　that　will　be　to　be　put　on　the　Venerable　Tone…
  Imparting　committee　of　the　city　of　New　York；　and　have　nothing　to　do　but
  sit　on　the　platform；　solemn　and　imposing；　along　with　Peter　Cooper；　Horace
  Greeley；　etc。；　etc。；　and　shed　momentary　fame　at　second　hand　on　obscure
  lecturers；　draw　public　attention　to　lectures　which　would　otherwise　clack
  eloquently　to　sounding　emptiness；　and　subdue　audiences　into　respectful
  hearing　of　all　sorts　of　unpopular　and　outlandish　dogmas　and　isms。　　That
  is　what　I　desire　for　the　cheer　and　gratification　of　my　gray　hairs。　　Let
  me　but　sit　up　there　with　those　fine　relics　of　the　Old　Red　Sandstone
  Period　and　give　Tone　to　an　intellectual　entertainment　twice　a　week；　and
  be　so　reported；　and　my　happiness　will　be　complete。　　Those　men　have　been
  my　envy　for　long；　long　time。　　And　no　memories　of　my　life　are　so　pleasant
  as　my　reminiscence　of　their　long　and　honorable　career　in　the　Tone…
  imparting　service。　　I　can　recollect　that　first　time　I　ever　saw　them　on
  the　platforms　just　as　well　as　I　can　remember　the　events　of　yesterday。
  Horace　Greeley　sat　on　the　right；　Peter　Cooper　on　the　left；　and　Thomas
  Jefferson；　Red　Jacket；　Benjamin　Franklin；　and　John　Hancock　sat　between
  them。　　This　was　on　the　22d　of　December；　1799；　on　the　occasion　of　the
  state'　funeral　of　George　Washington　in　New　York。　　It　was　a　great　day；
  thata　great　day；　and　a　very；　very　sad　one。　　I　remember　that　Broadway
  was　one　mass　of　black　crape　from　Castle　Garden　nearly　up　to　where　the
  City　Hall　now　stands。　　The　next　time　I　saw　these　gentlemen　officiate　was
  at　a　ball　given　for　the　purpose　of　procuring　money　and　medicines　for　the
  sick　and　wounded　soldiers　and　sailors。　　Horace　Greeley　occupied　one　side
  of　the　platform　on　which　the　musicians　were　exalted；　and　Peter　Cooper　the
  other。　　There　were　other　Tone…imparters　attendant　upon　the　two　chiefs；
  but　I　have　forgotten　their　names　now。　　Horace　Greeley；　gray…haired　and
  beaming；　was　in　sailor　costumewhite　duck　pants；　blue　shirt；　open　at　the
  breast；　large　neckerchief；　loose　as　an　ox…bow；　and　tied　with　a　jaunty
  sailor　knot；　broad　turnover　collar　with　star　in　the　corner；　shiny　black
  little　tarpaulin　hat　roosting　daintily　far　back　on　head；　and　flying　two
  gallant　long　ribbons。　　Slippers　on　ample　feet；　round　spectacles　on
  benignant　nose；　and　pitchfork　in　hand；　completed　Mr。　　Greeley；　and　made
  him；　in　my　boyish　admiration；　every　inch　a　sailor；　and　worthy　to　be　the
  honored　great…grandfather　of　the　Neptune　he　was　so　ingeniously
  representing。　　I　shall　never　forget　him。　　Mr。　Cooper　was　dressed　as　a
  general　of　militia；　and　was　dismally　and　oppressively　warlike。　　I
  neglected　to　remark；　in　the　proper　place；　that　the　soldiers　and　sailors
  in　whose　aid　the　ball　was　given　had　just　been　sent　in　from　Bostonthis
  was　during　the　war　of　1812。　　At　the　grand　national　reception　of
  Lafayette；　in　1824；　Horace　　Greeley　sat　on　the　right　and　Peter　Cooper　to
  the　left。　　The　other　Tone…imparters　of　the　day　are　sleeping　the　sleep　of
  the　just　now。　　I　was　in　the　audience　when　Horace　Greeley　Peter　Cooper；
  and　other　chief　citizens　imparted　tone　to　the　great　meetings　in　favor　of
  French　liberty；　in　1848。　　Then　I　never　saw　them　any　more　until　here
  lately；　but　now　that　I　am　living　tolerably　near　the　city；　I　run　down
  every　time　I　see　it　announced　that　〃Horace　Greeley；　Peter　Cooper；　and
  several　other　distinguished　citizens　will　occupy　seats　on　the　platform；〃
  and　next　morning；　when　I　read　in　the　first　paragraph　of　the　phonographic
  report　that　〃Horace　Greeley；　Peter　Cooper；　and　several　other
  distinguished　citizens　occupied　seats　on　the　platform；〃　I　say　to　myself；
  〃Thank　God；　I　was　present。〃　　Thus　I　have　been　enabled　to　see　these
  substantial　old　friends　of　mine　sit　on　the　platform　and　give　tone　to
  lectures　on　anatomy；　and　lectures　on　agriculture；　and　lectures　on
  stirpiculture；　and　lectures　on　astronomy；　on　chemistry；　on　miscegenation；
  on　〃Is　Man　Descended　from　the　Kangaroo？〃　on；　veterinary　matters；　on　all
  kinds　of　religion；　and　several　kinds　of　politics；　and　have　seen　them　give
  tone　and　grandeur　to　the　Four…legged　Girl；　the　Siamese　Twins；　the　Great
  Egyptian　Sword　Swallower；　and　the　Old　Original　Jacobs。　　Whenever　somebody
  is　to　lecture　on　a　subject　not　of　general　interest；　I　know　that　my
  venerated　Remains　of　the　Old　Red　Sandstone　Period　will　be　on　the
  platform；　whenever　a　lecturer　is　to　appear　whom　nobody　has　heard　of
  before；　nor　will　be　likely　to　seek　to　see；　I　know　that　the　real
  benevolence　of　my　old　friends　will　be　taken　advantage　of；　and　that　they
  will　be　on　the　platform　（and　in　the　bills）　as　an　advertisement；　and
  whenever　any　new　and　obnoxious　deviltry　in　philosophy；　morals；　or
  politics　is　to　be　sprung　upon　the　people；　I　know　perfectly　well　that
  these　intrepid　old　heroes　will　be　on　the　platform　too；　in　the　interest
  of　full　and　free　discussion；　and　to　crush　down　all　narrower　and　less
  generous　souls　with　the　solid　dead　weight　of　their　awful　respectability。
  And　let　us　all　remember　that　while　these　inveterate　and　imperishable
  presiders　（if　you　please）　appear　on　the　platform　every　night　in　the　year
  as　regularly　as　the　volunteered　piano　from　Steinway's　or　Chickering's；
  and　have　bolstered　up　and　given　tone　to　a　deal　of　questionable　merit　and
  obscure　emptiness　in　their　time；　they　have　also　diversified　this
  inconsequential　service　by　occasional　powerful　uplifting　and　upholding　of
  great　progressive　ideas　which　smaller　men　feared　to　meddle　with　or
  countenance。
  OUR　PRECIOUS　LUNATIC
  ＇From　the　Buffalo　Express；　Saturday；　May　14；　1870。＇
  New　YORK；　May　10。
  The　Richardson…McFarland　jury　had　been　out　one　hour　and　fifty　minutes。
  A　breathless　silence　brooded　over　court　and　auditorya　silence　and　a
  stillness　so　absolute；　notwithstanding　the　vast　multitude　of　human　beings
  packed　together　there；　that　when　some　one　far　away　among　the　throng　under
  the　northeast　balcony　cleared　his　throat　with　a　smothered　little　cough　it
  startled　everybody　uncomfortably；　so　distinctly　did　it　grate　upon　the
  pulseless　air。　　At　that　imposing　moment　the　bang　of　a　door　was　heard；
  then　the　shuffle　of　approaching　feet；　and　then　a　sort　of　surging　and
  swaying　disorder　among　the　heads　at　the　entrance　from　the　jury…room　told
  them　that　the　Twelve　were　coming。　　Presently　all　was　silent　again；　and
  the　foreman　of　the　jury　rose　and　said：
  〃Your　　Honor　and　Gentleman：　　We；　the　jury　charged　with　the　duty　of
  determining　whether　the　prisoner　at　the　bar；　Daniel　McFarland；　has　been
  guilty　of　murder；　in　taking　by　surprise　an　unarmed　man　and　shooting　him
  to　death；　or　whether　the　prisoner　is　afflicted　with　a　sad　but
  irresponsible　insanity　which　at　times　can　be　cheered　only　by　violent
  entertainment　with　firearms；　do　find　as　follows；　namely：
  That　the　prisoner；　Daniel　McFarland；　is　insane　as　above　described。
  Because：
  1。　　His　great　grandfather's　stepfather　was　tainted　with　insanity；　and
  frequently　killed　people　who　were　distasteful　to　him。　　Hence；　insanity　is
  hereditary　in　the　family。
  2。　　For　nine　years　the　prisoner　at　the　bar　did　not　adequately　support　his
  family。　　Strong　circumstantial　evidence　of　insanity。
  3。　　For　nine　years　he　made　of　his　home；　as　a　general　thing；　a　poor…house；
  sometimes　（but　very　rarely）　a　cheery；　happy　habitation；　frequently　the
  den　of　a　beery；　drivelling；　stupefied　animal；　but　never；　as　far　as
  ascertained；　the　abiding　place　of　a　gentleman。　　These　be　evidences　of
  insanity。
  4。　　He　once　took　his　young　unmarried　sister…in…law　to　the　museum；　while
  there　his　hereditary　insanity　came　upon　him　to　such　a　degree　that　he
  hiccupped　and　staggered；　and　afterward；　on　the　way　home；　even　made　love
  to　the　young　girl　he　was　protecting。　　These　are　the　acts　of　a　person　not
  in　his　right　mind。
  5。　　For　a　good　while　his　sufferings　were　so　great　that　he　had　to　submit
  to　the　inconvenience　of　having　his　wife　give　public　readings　for　the
  family　support；　and　at　times；　when　he　handed　these　shameful　earnings　to
  the　barkeeper；　his　haughty　soul　was　so　torn　with　anguish　that　he　could
  hardly　stand　without　leaning　against　something。　　At　such　times　he　has
  been　known　to　shed　tears　into　his　sustenance　till　it　diluted　to　utter
  inefficiency。　　Inattention　of　this　nature　is　not　the　act　of　a　Democrat
  unafflicted　in　mind。
  6。　　He　never　spared　expense　in　making　his　wife　comfortable　during　her
  occasional　confinements。　　Her　father　is　able　to　testify　to　this。　　There
  was　always　an　element