第 7 节
作者:风雅颂      更新:2021-02-21 10:00      字数:9322
  Before the end of this seventy…two…hour period; Bruce had grown
  to loathe the sight and scent of chicken。 Stupid as he was; he
  learned this lesson with absolute thoroughness;as will almost
  any chicken…killing pup;and it seemed to be the only teaching
  that his unawakened young brain had the power to grasp。
  In looks; too; Bruce was a failure。 His yellowish…and…white body
  was all but shapeless。 His coat was thick and heavy enough; but
  it showed a tendency to curlalmost to kinkinstead of waving
  crisply; as a collie's ought。 The head was coarse and blurred in
  line。 The body was gaunt; in spite of its incessant feedings。 As
  for contour or style
  It was when the Master; in disgust; pointed out these diverse
  failings of the pup; that the Mistress was wont to draw on
  historic precedent for other instances of slow development; and
  to take in vain the names of Thackeray; Lincoln; Washington and
  Bismarck and the rest。
  〃Give him time!〃 she urged once。 〃He isn't quite six months old
  yet; and he has grown so terribly fast。 Why; he's over two feet
  tall; at the shoulder; even nowmuch bigger than most full…grown
  collies。 Champion Howgill Rival is spoken of as a 'big' dog; yet
  he is only twenty…four inches at the shoulder; Mr。 Leighton says。
  Surely it's something to own a dog that is so big。〃
  〃It IS 'something;'〃 gloomily conceded the Master。 〃In our case
  it is a catastrophe。 I don't set up to be an expert judge of
  collies; so maybe I am all wrong about him。 I'm going to get
  professional opinion; though。 Next week they are going to have
  the spring dogshow at Hampton。 It's a little hole…in…a…corner
  show; of course。 But Symonds is to be the all…around judge;
  except for the toy breeds。 And Symonds knows collies; from the
  ground up。 I am going to take Bruce over there and enter him for
  the puppy class。 If he is any good; Symonds will know it。 If the
  dog is as worthless as I think he is; I'll get rid of him。 If
  Symonds gives any hope for him; I'll keep him on a while longer。〃
  〃But;〃 ventured the Mistress; 〃if Symonds says 'Thumbs down;'
  then〃
  〃Then I'll buy a pet armadillo or an ornithorhynchus instead;〃
  threatened the Master。 〃Either of them will look more like a
  collie than Bruce does。〃
  〃II wonder if Mr。 Symonds smokes;〃 mused the Mistress under her
  breath。
  〃Smokes?〃 echoed the Master。 〃What's that got to do with it?〃
  〃I was only wondering;〃 she made hesitant answer; 〃if a box of
  very wonderful cigars; sent to him with our cards; mightn't
  perhaps〃
  〃It's a fine sportsmanly proposition!〃 laughed the Master。 〃When
  women get to ruling the world of sport; there'll be no need of
  comic cartoons。 Genuine photographs will do as well。 If it's just
  the same to you; dear girl; we'll let Symonds buy his own cigars;
  for the present。 The dog…show game is almost the only one I know
  of where a judge is practically always on the square。 People
  doubt his judgment; sometimes; but there is practically never any
  doubt of his honesty。 Besides; we want to get the exact dope on
  Bruce。 (Not that I haven't got it; already!) If Symonds 'gates'
  him; I'm going to offer him for sale at the show。 If nobody buys
  him there; I'm going〃
  〃He hasn't been 'gated' yet;〃 answered the Mistress in calm
  confidence。
  At the little spring show; at Hampton; a meager eighty dogs were
  exhibited; of which only nine were collies。 This collie division
  contained no specimens to startle the dog…world。 Most of the
  exhibits were pets。 And like nearly all pets; they were
  〃seconds〃in other words; the less desirable dogs of
  thoroughbred litters。
  Hampton's town hall auditorium was filled to overcrowding; with a
  mass of visitors who paraded interestedly along the aisles
  between the raised rows of stall…like benches where the dogs were
  tied; or who grouped densely around all four sides of the roped
  judging…ring in the center of the hall。
  For a dogshow has a wel…nigh universal appeal to humanity at
  large; even as the love for dogs is one of the primal and firm…
  rooted human emotions。 Not only the actual exhibitor and their
  countless friends flock to such shows; but the public at large is
  drawn thither as to no other function of the kind。
  Horse…racing; it is true; brings out a crowd many times larger
  than does a dogshow。 But only because of the thrill of winning or
  losing money。 For where one's spare cash is; there is his heart
  and his all…absorbing interest。 Yet it is a matter of record that
  grass is growing high; on the race…tracks; in such states as have
  been able to enforce the anti…betting laws。 The 〃sport of kings〃
  flourishes only where wagers may accompany it。 Remove the betting
  element; and you turn your racetrack into a huge and untrodden
  lot。
  There is practically no betting connected with any dogshow。
  People go there to see the dogs and to watch their judging; and
  for nothing else。 As a rule; the show is not even a social event。
  Nevertheless; the average dogshow is thronged with spectators。
  (Try to cross Madison Square Garden; on Washington's Birthday
  afternoon; while the Westminster Kennel Club's Show is in
  progress。 If you can work your way through the press of visitors
  in less than half an hour; then Nature intended you for a
  football champion。)
  The fortunate absence of a betting…interest alone keeps such
  affairs from becoming among the foremost sporting features of the
  world。 Many of the dogs on view are fools; of course。 Because
  many of them have been bred solely with a view to show…points。
  And their owners and handlers have done nothing to awaken in
  their exhibits the half…human brain and heart that is a dog's
  heritage。 All has been sacrificed to 〃points〃to points which
  are arbitrary and which change as freakily as do fashions in
  dress。
  For example; a few years ago; a financial giant collected and
  exhibited one of the finest bunches of collies on earth。 He had a
  competent manager and an army of kennel…men to handle them。 He
  took inordinate pride in these priceless collies of his。 Once I
  watched him; at the Garden Show; displaying them to some Wall
  Street friends。 Three times he made errors in naming his dogs。
  Once; when he leaned too close to the star collie of his kennels;
  the dog mistook him for a stranger and resented the intrusion by
  snapping at him。 He did not know his own pets; one from another。
  And they did not know their owner; by sight or by scent。
  At the small shows; there is an atmosphere wholly different。 Few
  of the big breeders bother to compete at such contests。 The dogs
  are for the most part pets; for which their owners feel a keen
  personal affection; and which have been brought up as members of
  their masters' households。 Thus; if small shows seldom bring
  forth a world…beating dog; they at least are full of clever and
  humanized exhibits and of men and women to whom the success or
  failure of their canine friends is a matter of intensest personal
  moment。 Wherefore the small show often gives the beholder
  something he can find but rarely in a larger exhibition。
  A few dogs genuinely enjoy showsor are supposed to。 To many
  others a dogshow is a horror。
  Which windy digression brings us back by prosy degrees to Bruce
  and to the Hampton dogshow。
  The collies were the first breed to be judged。 And the puppy
  class; as usual; was the first to be called to the ring。
  There were but three collie pups; all males。 One was a rangy tri…
  color of eleven months; with a fair head and a bad coat。 The
  second was an exquisite six…months puppy; rich of coat;
  prematurely perfect of head; and cowhocked。 These two and Bruce
  formed the puppy class which paraded before Symonds in the oblong
  ring。
  〃Anyhow;〃 whispered the Mistress as the Master led his stolidly
  gigantic entry toward the enclosure; 〃Bruce can't get worse than
  a third…prize yellow ribbon。 We ought to be a little proud of
  that。 There are only three entries in his class。〃
  But even that bit of barren pride was denied the awkward
  youngster's sponsor。 As the three pups entered the enclosure。 the
  judge's half…shut eyes rested on Bruceat first idly; then in
  real amazement。 Crossing to the Master; before giving the signal
  for the first maneuvers; he said in tired disgust
  〃Please take your measly St。 Bernard monstrosity out of the ring。
  This is a class for collies; not for freaks。 I refuse to judge
  that pup as a collie。〃
  〃He's a thoroughbred;〃 crossly protested the Master。 〃I have his
  certified pedigree。 There's no better blood in〃
  〃I don't care what his ancestors were;〃 snapped the judge。 〃He's
  a throw…back to the dinosaur or the Great Auk。 And I won't judge
  him as a collie。 Take him out of the ring。 You're delaying the
  others。〃
  A judge's decision is final。 Red with angry shame and suppressing
  an unworthy desire to kick the luckless Bruce; the Master led the
  pup back to his allotted bench。 Bruce trotted c