第 11 节
作者:猜火车      更新:2021-02-20 17:38      字数:9322
  ought at least to do so with full view of the consequences。 Many of them;
  he said;  were on   the point of   being admitted  to the   class of   the   Regular
  Triangles; others anticipated for their children a distinction they could not
  hope   for   themselves。   That   honourable   ambition   would   not   have   to   be
  sacrificed。  With   the   universal   adoption   of   Colour;   all   distinctions   would
  cease; Regularity would be confused with Irregularity; development would
  give place to retrogression; the Workman would in a few generations be
  degraded to the level of the Military; or even the Convict Class; political
  power   would   be   in   the   hands   of   the   greatest   number;   that   is   to   say   the
  Criminal   Classes;   who   were   already   more   numerous   than   the Workmen;
  and   would   soon   out…number   all   the   other   Classes   put   together   when   the
  usual Compensative Laws of Nature were violated。
  A subdued murmur of assent ran through the ranks of the Artisans; and
  Chromatistes; in alarm; attempted to step forward and address them。 But
  he   found   himself   encompassed   with   guards   and   forced   to   remain   silent
  while the Chief Circle in a few impassioned words made a final appeal to
  the Women; exclaiming that; if the Colour Bill passed; no marriage would
  henceforth be safe; no woman's honour secure; fraud; deception; hypocrisy
  would pervade every household; domestic bliss would share the fate of the
  Constitution   and   pass   to   speedy   perdition。   〃Sooner   than   this;〃   he   cried;
  〃Come death。〃
  At   these   words;   which   were   the   preconcerted   signal   for   action;   the
  Isosceles Convicts   fell on and   transfixed   the wretched   Chromatistes; the
  Regular Classes; opening their ranks; made way for a band of Women who;
  under     direction     of   the   Circles;   moved      back    foremost;      invisibly    and
  unerringly      upon     the  unconscious       soldiers;    the   Artisans;    imitating     the
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  example   of      their   betters;   also  opened     their   ranks。   Meantime   bands        of
  Convicts occupied every entrance with an impenetrable phalanx。
  The battle; or rather carnage; was of short duration。 Under the skillful
  generalship of the Circles almost every Woman's charge was fatal and very
  many extracted their sting uninjured; ready for a second slaughter。 But no
  second   blow   was   needed;   the   rabble   of   the   Isosceles   did   the   rest   of   the
  business      for   themselves。      Surprised;     leader…less;     attacked     in  front    by
  invisible   foes;   and   finding   egress   cut   off   by   the   Convicts   behind   them;
  they at once after their mannerlost all presence of mind; and raised the
  cry of 〃treachery。〃 This sealed their fate。 Every Isosceles now saw and felt
  a  foe   in   every  other。   In   half   an   hour   not   one  of   that   vast   multitude   was
  living; and the   fragments of seven score thousand of   the Criminal   Class
  slain by one another's angles attested the triumph of Order。
  The   Circles   delayed   not   to   push   their   victory   to   the   uttermost。   The
  Working Men they spared but decimated。 The Militia of the Equilaterals
  was   at   once   called   out;   and   every   Triangle   suspected   of   Irregularity   on
  reasonable grounds; was destroyed by Court Martial; without the formality
  of exact measurement by the Social Board。 The homes of the Military and
  Artisan classes were inspected in a course of visitation extending through
  upwards of a year; and during that period every town; village; and hamlet
  was   systematically  purged   of   that   excess   of   the   lower   orders   which   had
  been brought about by the neglect to   pay the tribute of Criminals to   the
  Schools and University; and by the violation of other natural Laws of the
  Constitution of Flatland。 Thus the balance of classes was again restored。
  Needless to say that henceforth the use of Colour was abolished; and
  its possession prohibited。 Even the utterance of any word denoting Colour;
  except by the Circles or by qualified scientific teachers; was punished by a
  severe   penalty。   Only   at   our   University   in   some   of   the   very   highest   and
  most     esoteric    classeswhich       I  myself    have    never    been    privileged     to
  attendit is understood that the sparing use of Colour is still sanctioned for
  the purpose  of illustrating   some   of the deeper problems   of   mathematics。
  But of this I can only speak from hearsay。
  Elsewhere in Flatland; Colour is no non…existent。 The art of making it
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  is known to only one living person; the Chief Circle for the time being;
  and by him it is handed down on his death…bed to none but his Successor。
  One manufactory alone produces it; and; lest the secret should be betrayed;
  the Workmen are annually consumed; and fresh ones introduced。 So great
  is the terror with which even now our Aristocracy looks back to the far…
  distant days of the agitation for the Universal Colour Bill。
  SECTION 11                 Concerning our Priests
  It is high time that I should pass from these brief and discursive notes
  about things in Flatland to the central event of this book; my initiation into
  the mysteries of   Space。 THAT is   my  subject;   all that   has   gone   before   is
  merely preface。
  For   this   reason   I   must   omit   many   matters   of   which   the   explanation
  would   not;   I   flatter   myself;   be   without   interest   for   my   Readers:   as   for
  example;      our   method     of   propelling     and   stopping    ourselves;     although
  destitute of feet; the means by which we give fixity to structures of wood;
  stone;   or   brick;   although   of   course   we   have   no   hands;   nor   can   we   lay
  foundations as you can; nor avail ourselves of the lateral pressure of the
  earth; the manner in which the rain originates in the intervals between our
  various zones; so that the northern regions do not intercept the  moisture
  falling   on   the   southern;   the   nature   of   our   hills   and   mines;   our   trees   and
  vegetables; our seasons and harvests; our Alphabet and method of writing;
  adapted   to   our   linear   tablets;   these   and   a   hundred   other   details   of   our
  physical existence I must pass over; nor do I mention them now except to
  indicate to my readers that their omission proceeds not from forgetfulness
  on the part of the author; but from his regard for the time of the Reader。
  Yet before I proceed to my legitimate subject some few final remarks
  will no doubt be expected by my Readers upon these pillars and mainstays
  of the Constitution of Flatland; the controllers of our conduct and shapers
  of our destiny; the objects of universal homage and almost of adoration:
  need I say that I mean our Circles or Priests?
  When   I   call   them   Priests;   let   me   not   be   understood   as   meaning   no
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  more      than    the   term     denotes     with    you。    With     us;   our    Priests    are
  Administrators        of  all  Business;     Art;   and    Science;    Directors     of  Trade;
  Commerce;           Generalship;         Architecture;         Engineering;         Education;
  Statesmanship; Legislature; Morality; Theology; doing nothing themselves;
  they are the Causes of everything worth doing; that is done by others。
  Although popularly  everyone   called a   Circle is deemed   a   Circle;   yet
  among the   better   educated   Classes   it   is   known that no   Circle   is   really  a
  Circle; but only a Polygon with a very large number of very small sides。
  As the number of the sides increases; a Polygon approximates to a Circle;
  and; when the number is very great indeed; say for example three or four
  hundred;   it   is   extremely  difficult   for   the   most   delicate   touch   to   feel   any
  polygonal angles。 Let me say rather it WOULD be difficult: for; as I have
  shown      above;    Recognition       by   Feeling    is  unknown      among      the  highest
  society; and to FEEL a Circle would be considered a most audacious insult。
  This habit of abstention from Feeling in the best society enables a Circle
  the more easily to sustain the veil of mystery in which; from his earliest
  years;     he   is  wont    to   enwrap      the   exact    nature    of  his   Perimeter      or
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