第 4 节
作者:猜火车      更新:2021-02-20 17:38      字数:9322
  husbands       and   sons   in  these   households      enjoy   immunity   at      least   from
  invisible attacks。
  Not    that   it  must   be   for  a  moment      supposed      that  our   Women       are
  destitute     of   affection。    But   unfortunately      the   passion     of   the   moment
  predominates; in the Frail Sex; over every other consideration。 This is; of
  course;   a   necessity   arising   from   their   unfortunate   conformation。   For   as
  they have no pretensions to an angle; being inferior in this respect to the
  very   lowest     of   the  Isosceles;    they   are   consequently      wholly   devoid      of
  brainpower;   and   have   neither   reflection;   judgment   nor   forethought;   and
  hardly any memory。 Hence; in their fits of fury; they remember no claims
  and    recognize     no   distinctions。    I  have    actually   known      a  case   where     a
  Woman        has    exterminated       her   whole     household;      and    half    an   hour
  afterwards;   when   her   rage   was   over   and   the   fragments   swept   away;   has
  asked what has become of her husband and children。
  Obviously then a Woman is   not to be irritated as long as she is in   a
  position     where     she    can   turn   round。    When      you    have    them    in   their
  apartmentswhich          are   constructed     with    a  view    to  denying     them    that
  poweryou        can   say   and   do   what    you   like;   for  they   are   then   wholly
  impotent   for   mischief;   and   will   not   remember   a   few   minutes   hence   the
  incident for which they may be at this moment threatening you with death;
  nor the promises which you may have found it necessary to make in order
  to pacify their fury。
  On   the   whole   we   got   on   pretty   smoothly   in   our   domestic   relations;
  except in the lower strata of the Military Classes。 There the want of tact
  and discretion on the part of the husbands produces at times indescribable
  disasters。 Relying too much on the offensive weapons of their acute angles
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  instead of the defensive organs of good sense and seasonable simulations;
  these reckless creatures too often neglect the prescribed construction of the
  women's apartments; or irritate their wives by ill…advised expressions out
  of doors; which they refuse immediately to retract。 Moreover a blunt and
  stolid    regard    for   literal  truth   indisposes     them     to  make     those    lavish
  promises by which the more judicious Circle can in a moment pacify his
  consort。 The result is massacre; not; however; without its advantages; as it
  eliminates the more brutal and troublesome of the Isosceles; and by many
  of our   Circles the   destructiveness of the Thinner   Sex is   regarded   as   one
  among       many      providential      arrangements        for   suppressing       redundant
  population; and nipping Revolution in the bud。
  Yet    even    in  our   best   regulated     and    most    approximately       Circular
  families I cannot say that the ideal of family life is so high as with you in
  Spaceland。 There is   peace;   in   so   far   as   the   absence of   slaughter   may  be
  called   by   that   name;   but   there   is   necessarily   little   harmony   of   tastes   or
  pursuits; and the cautious wisdom of the Circles has ensured safety at the
  cost of domestic comfort。 In every Circular or Polygonal household it has
  been     a  habit   from   time    immemorialand         now    has   become     a  kind   of
  instinct   among   the   women   of   our   higher   classesthat   the   mothers   and
  daughters   should   constantly   keep   their   eyes   and   mouths   towards   their
  husband and his male friends; and for a lady in a family of distinction to
  turn her back upon her husband would be regarded as a kind of portent;
  involving loss of STATUS。 But; as I shall soon shew; this custom; though
  it has the advantage of safety; is not without disadvantages。
  In the house of the Working Man or respectable Tradesmanwhere the
  wife   is   allowed   to   turn   her   back   upon   her   husband;   while   pursuing   her
  household avocationsthere are at least intervals of quiet; when the wife is
  neither seen nor heard; except for the humming sound of the continuous
  Peace…cry; but in the homes of the upper classes there is too often no peace。
  There   the   voluble   mouth   and   bright   penetrating   eye   are   ever         directed
  toward the Master of the household; and light itself is not more persistent
  than the stream of Feminine discourse。 The tact and skill which suffice to
  avert   a   Woman's   sting   are   unequal   to   the   task   of   stopping   a   Woman's
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  mouth; and   as the   wife has   absolutely  nothing   to say;  and   absolutely  no
  constraint of wit; sense; or conscience to prevent her from saying it; not a
  few   cynics   have   been   found   to   aver   that   they   prefer   the   danger   of   the
  death…dealing but   inaudible sting to the safe  sonorousness of   a Woman's
  other end。
  To   my   readers   in   Spaceland   the   condition   of   our   Women   may   seen
  truly   deplorable;   and   so   indeed   it   is。   A  Male   of   the   lowest   type   of   the
  Isosceles may look forward to some improvement of his angle; and to the
  ultimate elevation of the whole of his degraded caste; but no Woman can
  entertain such hopes for her sex。 〃Once a Woman; always a Woman〃 is a
  Decree of Nature; and the very Laws of Evolution seem suspended in her
  disfavour。 Yet at least we can admire the wise Prearrangement which has
  ordained   that;   as   they   have   no   hopes;   so   they   shall   have   no   memory   to
  recall;   and   no   forethought   to   anticipate;   the   miseries   and   humiliations
  which   are   at   once   a   necessity   of   their   existence   and   the   basis   of  the
  constitution of Flatland。
  SECTION 5                Of our Methods of Recognizing one
  another
  You; who are blessed with shade as well as light; you; who are gifted
  with   two   eyes;   endowed   with   a   knowledge   of   perspective;   and   charmed
  with   the   enjoyment   of   various   colours;   you;   who   can   actually   SEE   an
  angle;   and   contemplate   the   complete   circumference   of   a   Circle   in   the
  happy region of the Three Dimensions how shall I make it clear to you
  the extreme difficulty which we in Flatland experience in recognizing one
  another's configuration?
  Recall   what   I   told   you   above。   All   beings   in   Flatland;   animate   and
  inanimate; no matter what their form; present TO OUR VIEW the same; or
  nearly the same; appearance; viz。 that of a straight Line。 How then can one
  be distinguished from another; where all appear the same?
  The answer is threefold。 The first means of recognition is the sense of
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  hearing; which with us is far more highly developed than with you; and
  which   enables   us   not   only   to   distinguish   by   the   voice   of   our   personal
  friends; but even to discriminate between different classes; at least so far
  as   concerns   the   three   lowest   orders;   the   Equilateral;   the   Square;   and   the
  Pentagonfor the Isosceles I take no account。 But as we ascend the social
  scale;   the   process   of   discriminating   and   being   discriminated   by   hearing
  increases      in   difficulty;    partly   because      voices     are   assimilated;     partly
  because the faculty of voice…discrimination is a plebeian virtue not much
  developed   among   the Aristocracy。 And   wherever   there   is   any   danger   of
  imposture we cannot trust to this method。 Amongst our lowest orders; the
  vocal   organs   are   developed   to   a   degree   more   than   correspondent   with
  those   of   hearing;   so   that   an    Isosceles   can   easily   feign   the   voice   of   a
  Polygon;   and;   with       some   training;     that   of  a   Circle   himself。   A   second
  method is therefore more commonly resorted to。
  FEELING is; among our Women and lower classesabout our upper
  classes   I   shall   speak   presentlythe   principal   test   of   recognition;   at   all
  events      between     strangers;     and    when     the   question     is;  not   as   to   the
  individual; but as to the class。 What therefore 〃introduction〃 is among the
  higher     classes    in  Spaceland;      that   th