（days　are　rather　longer　at　court　than　elsewhere）　without　both　a　jester　to
  laugh　with；　and　a　dwarf　to　laugh　at。　But；　as　I　have　already　observed；　your
  jesters；　in　ninety…nine　cases　out　of　a　hundred；　are　fat；　round；　and
  unwieldy　　so　that　it　was　no　small　source　of　self…gratulation　with　our
  king　that；　in　Hop…Frog　（this　was　the　fool's　name）；　he　possessed　a
  triplicate　treasure　in　one　person。
  I　believe　the　name　'Hop…Frog'　was　not　that　given　to　the　dwarf　by　his
  sponsors　at　baptism；　but　it　was　conferred　upon　him；　by　general　consent　of
  the　several　ministers；　on　account　of　his　inability　to　walk　as　other　men
  do。　In　fact；　Hop…Frog　could　only　get　along　by　a　sort　of　interjectional
  gait　　something　between　a　leap　and　a　wriggle　　a　movement　that　afforded
  illimitable　amusement；　and　of　course　consolation；　to　the　king；　for
  （notwithstanding　the　protuberance　of　his　stomach　and　a　constitutional
  swelling　of　the　head）　the　king；　by　his　whole　court；　was　accounted　a
  capital　figure。
  But　although　Hop…Frog；　through　the　distortion　of　his　legs；　could　move　only
  with　great　pain　and　difficulty　along　a　road　or　floor；　the　prodigious
  muscular　power　which　nature　seemed　to　have　bestowed　upon　his　arms；　by　way
  of　compensation　for　deficiency　in　the　lower　limbs；　enabled　him　to　perform
  many　feats　of　wonderful　dexterity；　where　trees　or　ropes　were　in　question；
  or　any　thing　else　to　climb。　At　such　exercises　he　certainly　much　more
  resembled　a　squirrel；　or　a　small　monkey；　than　a　frog。
  I　am　not　able　to　say；　with　precision；　from　what　country　Hop…Frog
  originally　came。　It　was　from　some　barbarous　region；　however；　that　no
  person　ever　heard　of　　a　vast　distance　from　the　court　of　our　king。
  Hop…Frog；　and　a　young　girl　very　little　less　dwarfish　than　himself
  （although　of　exquisite　proportions；　and　a　marvellous　dancer）；　had　been
  forcibly　carried　off　from　their　respective　homes　in　adjoining　provinces；
  and　sent　as　presents　to　the　king；　by　one　of　his　ever…victorious　generals。
  Under　these　circumstances；　it　is　not　to　be　wondered　at　that　a　close
  intimacy　arose　between　the　two　little　captives。　Indeed；　they　soon　became
  sworn　friends。　Hop…Frog；　who；　although　he　made　a　great　deal　of　sport；　was
  by　no　means　popular；　had　it　not　in　his　power　to　render　Trippetta　many
  services；　but　she；　on　account　of　her　grace　and　exquisite　beauty　（although
  a　dwarf）；　was　universally　admired　and　petted；　so　she　possessed　much
  influence；　and　never　failed　to　use　it；　whenever　she　could；　for　the　benefit
  of　Hop…Frog。
  On　some　grand　state　occasion　　I　forgot　what　　the　king　determined　to
  have　a　masquerade；　and　whenever　a　masquerade　or　any　thing　of　that　kind；
  occurred　at　our　court；　then　the　talents；　both　of　Hop…Frog　and　Trippetta
  were　sure　to　be　called　into　play。　Hop…Frog；　in　especial；　was　so　inventive
  in　the　way　of　getting　up　pageants；　suggesting　novel　characters；　and
  arranging　costumes；　for　masked　balls；　that　nothing　could　be　done；　it
  seems；　without　his　assistance。
  The　night　appointed　for　the　fete　had　arrived。　A　gorgeous　hall　had　been
  fitted　up；　under　Trippetta's　eye；　with　every　kind　of　device　which　could
  possibly　give　eclat　to　a　masquerade。　The　whole　court　was　in　a　fever　of
  expectation。　As　for　costumes　and　characters；　it　might　well　be　supposed
  that　everybody　had　come　to　a　decision　on　such　points。　Many　had　made　up
  their　minds　（as　to　what　roles　they　should　assume）　a　week；　or　even　a　month；
  in　advance；　and；　in　fact；　there　was　not　a　particle　of　indecision　anywhere
  except　in　the　case　of　the　king　and　his　seven　minsters。　Why　they
  hesitated　I　never　could　tell；　unless　they　did　it　by　way　of　a　joke。　More
  probably；　they　found　it　difficult；　on　account　of　being　so　fat；　to　make　up
  their　minds。　At　all　events；　time　flew；　and；　as　a　last　resort　they　sent　for
  Trippetta　and　Hop…Frog。
  When　the　two　little　friends　obeyed　the　summons　of　the　king　they　found　him
  sitting　at　his　wine　with　the　seven　members　of　his　cabinet　council；　but　the
  monarch　appeared　to　be　in　a　very　ill　humor。　He　knew　that　Hop…Frog　was　not
  fond　of　wine；　for　it　excited　the　poor　cripple　almost　to　madness；　and
  madness　is　no　comfortable　feeling。　But　the　king　loved　his　practical　jokes；
  and　took　pleasure　in　forcing　Hop…Frog　to　drink　and　（as　the　king　called　it）
  'to　be　merry。'
  〃Come　here；　Hop…Frog；〃　said　he；　as　the　jester　and　his　friend　entered　the
  room；　〃swallow　this　bumper　to　the　health　of　your　absent　friends；　＇here
  Hop…Frog　sighed；＇　and　then　let　us　have　the　benefit　of　your　invention。　We
  want　characters　　characters；　man　　something　novel　　out　of　the　way。
  We　are　wearied　with　this　everlasting　sameness。　Come；　drink！　the　wine　will
  brighten　your　wits。〃
  Hop…Frog　endeavored；　as　usual；　to　get　up　a　jest　in　reply　to　these　advances
  from　the　king；　but　the　effort　was　too　much。　It　happened　to　be　the　poor
  dwarf's　birthday；　and　the　command　to　drink　to　his　'absent　friends'　forced
  the　tears　to　his　eyes。　Many　large；　bitter　drops　fell　into　the　goblet　as　he
  took　it；　humbly；　from　the　hand　of　the　tyrant。
  〃Ah！　ha！　ha！〃　roared　the　latter；　as　the　dwarf　reluctantly　drained　the
  beaker。　　〃See　what　a　glass　of　good　wine　can　do！　Why；　your　eyes　are
  shining　already！〃
  Poor　fellow！　his　large　eyes　gleamed；　rather　than　shone；　for　the　effect　of
  wine　on　his　excitable　brain　was　not　more　powerful　than　instantaneous。　He
  placed　the　goblet　nervously　on　the　table；　and　looked　round　upon　the
  company　with　a　half　　insane　stare。　They　all　seemed　highly　amused　at　the
  success　of　the　king's　'joke。'
  〃And　now　to　business；〃　said　the　prime　minister；　a　very　fat　man。
  〃Yes；〃　said　the　King；　〃Come　lend　us　your　assistance。　Characters；　my　fine
  fellow；　we　stand　in　need　of　characters　　all　of　us　　ha！　ha！　ha！〃　and　as
  this　was　seriously　meant　for　a　joke；　his　laugh　was　chorused　by　the　seven。
  Hop…Frog　also　laughed　although　feebly　and　somewhat　vacantly。
  〃Come；　come；〃　said　the　king；　impatiently；　〃have　you　nothing　to　suggest？〃
  〃I　am　endeavoring　to　think　of　something　novel；〃　replied　the　dwarf；
  abstractedly；　for　he　was　quite　bewildered　by　the　wine。
  〃Endeavoring！〃　cried　the　tyrant；　fiercely；　〃what　do　you　mean　by　that？　Ah；
  I　perceive。　You　are　Sulky；　and　want　more　wine。　Here；　drink　this！〃　and　he
  poured　out　another　goblet　full　and　offered　it　to　the　cripple；　who　merely
  gazed　at　it；　gasping　for　breath。
  〃Drink；　I　say！〃　shouted　the　monster；　〃or　by　the　fiends…〃
  The　dwarf　hesitated。　The　king　grew　purple　with　rage。　The　courtiers
  smirked。　Trippetta；　pale　as　a　corpse；　advanced　to　the　monarch's　seat；　and；
  falling　on　her　knees　before　him；　implored　him　to　spare　her　friend。
  The　tyrant　regarded　her；　for　some　moments；　in　evident　wonder　at　her
  audacity。　He　seemed　quite　at　a　loss　what　to　do　or　say　　how　most
  becomingly　to　express　his　indignation。　At　last；　without　uttering　a
  syllable；　he　pushed　her　violently　from　him；　and　threw　the　contents　of　the
  brimming　goblet　in　her　face。
  The　poor　girl　got　up　the　best　she　could；　and；　not　daring　even　to　sigh；
  resumed　her　position　at　the　foot　of　the　table。
  There　was　a　dead　silence　for　about　half　a　minute；　during　which　the　falling
  of　a　leaf；　or　of　a　feather；　might　have　been　heard。　It　was　interrupted　by　a
  low；　but　harsh　and　protracted　grating　sound　which　seemed　to　come　at　once
  from　every　corner　of　the　room。
  〃What　　what　　what　are　you　making　that　noise　for？〃　demanded　the　king；
  turning　furiously　to　the　dwarf。
  The　latter　seemed　to　have　recovered；　in　great　measure；　from　his
  intoxication；　and　looking　fixedly　but　quietly　into　the　tyrant's　face；
  merely　ejaculated：
  〃I　　I？　How　could　it　have　been　me？〃
  〃The　sound　appeared　to　come　from　without；〃　observed　one　of　the　courtiers。
  〃I　fancy　it　was　the　parrot　at　the　window；　whetting　his　bill　upon　his
  cage…wires。〃
  〃True；〃　replied　the　monarch；　as　if　much　relieved　by　the　suggestion；　〃but；
  on　the　honor　of　a　knight；　I　could　have　sworn　that　it　was　the　gritting　of
  this　vagabond's　teeth。〃
  Hereupon　the　dwarf　laughed　（the　king　was　too　confirmed　a　joker　to　object
  to　any　one's　laughing）；　and　displayed　a　set　of　large；　powerful；　and　very
  repulsive　teeth。　Moreover；　he　avowed　his　perfect　willingness　to　swallow　as
  much　wine　as　desired。　The　monarch　was　pacified；　and　having　drained　another
  bumper　with　no　very　perceptible　ill　effect；　Hop…Frog　entered　at　once；　and
  with　spirit；　into　the　plans　for　the　masquerade。
  〃I　cannot　tell　what　was　the　association　of　idea；〃　observed　he；　very
  tranquilly；　and　as　if　he　had　never　tasted　wine　in　his　life；　〃but　just
  after　your　majesty；　had　struck　the　girl　and　thrown　the　wine　in　her　face
  just　after　your　majesty　had　done　this；　and　while　the　parrot　was　making
  that　odd　noise　outside　the　window；　there　came　into　my　mind　a　capital
  diversion　　one　of　my　own　country　frolics　　often　enacted　among　us；　at
  our　masquerades：　but　here　it　will　be　new　altogether。　Unfortunately；
  however；　it　requires　a　company　of　eight　persons　and…〃
  〃Here　we　are！〃　cried　the　king；　laughing　at　his　acute　discovery　of　the
  coincidence；　〃eight　to　a　fraction　　I　and　my　seven　ministers。　Come！　what
  is　the　diversion？〃
  〃We　call　it；〃　replied　the　cripple；　〃the　Eight　Chained　Ourang…Outangs；　and
  it　really　is　excellent　sport　if　well　enacted。〃
  〃We　will　enact　it；〃　remarked　the　king；　drawing　himself　up；　and　lowering
  his　eyelids。
  〃The　beauty　of　the　game；〃　continued　Hop…Frog；　〃lies　in　the　fri