第 19 节
作者:做男人挺好的      更新:2021-02-20 15:18      字数:9322
  battered condensed milk can; some dog…meat partly wrapped in brown
  paper and evidently begged from some butcher…shop; a carrot that
  had been run over in the street by a wagon…wheel; three greenish…
  cankered and decayed potatoes; and a sugar…bun with a mouthful
  bitten from it and rescued from the gutter; as was made patent by
  the gutter…filth that still encrusted it。
  A prodigious growth of whiskers; greyish…dirty and untrimmed for
  years; sprouted from his face。  This hirsute growth should have
  been white; but the season was summer and it had not been exposed
  to a rain…shower for some time。  What was visible of the face
  looked as if at some period it had stopped a hand…grenade。  The
  nose was so variously malformed in its healed brokenness that there
  was no bridge; while one nostril; the size of a pea; opened
  downward; and the other; the size of a robin's egg; tilted upward
  to the sky。  One eye; of normal size; dim…brown and misty; bulged
  to the verge of popping out; and as if from senility wept copiously
  and continuously。  The other eye; scarcely larger than a squirrel's
  and as uncannily bright; twisted up obliquely into the hairy scar
  of a bone…crushed eyebrow。  And he had but one arm。
  Yet was he cheerful。  On his face; in mild degree; was depicted
  sensuous pleasure as he lethargically scratched his ribs with his
  one hand。  He pawed over his food…scraps; debated; then drew a
  twelve…ounce druggist bottle from his inside coat…pocket。  The
  bottle was full of a colourless liquid; the contemplation of which
  made his little eye burn brighter and quickened his movements。
  Picking up the tomato can; he arose; went down the short path to
  the river; and returned with the can filled with not…nice river
  water。  In the condensed milk can he mixed one part of water with
  two parts of fluid from the bottle。  This colourless fluid was
  druggist's alcohol; and as such is known in tramp…land as 〃alki。〃
  Slow footsteps; coming down the side of the railroad embankment;
  alarmed him ere he could drink。  Placing the can carefully upon the
  ground between his legs; he covered it with his hat and waited
  anxiously whatever impended。
  Out of the darkness emerged a man as filthy ragged as he。  The new…
  comer; who might have been fifty; and might have been sixty; was
  grotesquely fat。  He bulged everywhere。  He was composed of bulges。
  His bulbous nose was the size and shape of a turnip。  His eyelids
  bulged and his blue eyes bulged in competition with them。  In many
  places the seams of his garments had parted across the bulges of
  body。  His calves grew into his feet; for the broken elastic sides
  of his Congress gaiters were swelled full with the fat of him。  One
  arm only he sported; from the shoulder of which was suspended a
  small and tattered bundle with the mud caked dry on the outer
  covering from the last place he had pitched his doss。  He advanced
  with tentative caution; made sure of the harmlessness of the man
  beside the fire; and joined him。
  〃Hello; grandpa;〃 the new…comer greeted; then paused to stare at
  the other's flaring; sky…open nostril。  〃Say; Whiskers; how'd ye
  keep the night dew out of that nose o' yourn?〃
  Whiskers growled an incoherence deep in his throat and spat into
  the fire in token that he was not pleased by the question。
  〃For the love of Mike;〃 the fat man chuckled; 〃if you got caught
  out in a rainstorm without an umbrella you'd sure drown; wouldn't
  you?〃
  〃Can it; Fatty; can it;〃 Whiskers muttered wearily。  〃They ain't
  nothin' new in that line of chatter。  Even the bulls hand it out to
  me。〃
  〃But you can still drink; I hope〃; Fatty at the same time mollified
  and invited; with his one hand deftly pulling the slip…knots that
  fastened his bundle。
  From within the bundle he brought to light a twelve…ounce bottle of
  alki。  Footsteps coming down the embankment alarmed him; and he hid
  the bottle under his hat on the ground between his legs。
  But the next comer proved to be not merely one of their own ilk;
  but likewise to have only one arm。  So forbidding of aspect was he
  that greetings consisted of no more than grunts。  Huge…boned; tall;
  gaunt to cadaverousness; his face a dirty death's head; he was as
  repellent a nightmare of old age as ever Dore imagined。  His
  toothless; thin…lipped mouth was a cruel and bitter slash under a
  great curved nose that almost met the chin and that was like a
  buzzard's beak。  His one hand; lean and crooked; was a talon。  The
  beady grey eyes; unblinking and unwavering; were bitter as death;
  as bleak as absolute zero and as merciless。  His presence was a
  chill; and Whiskers and Fatty instinctively drew together for
  protection against the unguessed threat of him。  Watching his
  chance; privily; Whiskers snuggled a chunk of rock several pounds
  in weigh close to his hand if need for action should arise。  Fatty
  duplicated the performance。
  Then both sat licking their lips; guiltily embarrassed; while the
  unblinking eyes of the terrible one bored into them; now into one;
  now into another; and then down at the rock…chunks of their
  preparedness。
  〃Huh!〃 sneered the terrible one; with such dreadfulness of menace
  as to cause Whiskers and Fatty involuntarily to close their hands
  down on their cave…man's weapons。
  〃Huh!〃 the other repeated; reaching his one talon into his side
  coat pocket with swift definiteness。  〃A hell of a chance you two
  cheap bums 'd have with me。〃
  The talon emerged; clutching ready for action a six…pound iron
  quoit。
  〃We ain't lookin' for trouble; Slim;〃 Fatty quavered。
  〃Who in hell are you to call me 'Slim'?〃 came the snarling answer。
  〃Me?  I'm just Fatty; an' seein' 's I never seen you before … 〃
  〃An' I suppose that's Whiskers; there; with the gay an' festive
  lamp tan…going into his eyebrow an' the God…forgive…us nose joy…
  riding all over his mug?〃
  〃It'll do; it'll do;〃 Whiskers muttered uncomfortably。  〃One
  monica's as good as another; I find; at my time of life。  And
  everybody hands it out to me anyway。  And I need an umbrella when
  it rains to keep from getting drowned; an' all the rest of it。〃
  〃I ain't used to company … don't like it;〃 Slim growled。  〃So if
  you guys want to stick around; mind your step; that's all; mind
  your step。〃
  He fished from his pocket a cigar stump; self…evidently shot from
  the gutter; and prepared to put it in his mouth to chew。  Then he
  changed his mind; glared at his companions savagely; and unrolled
  his bundle。  Appeared in his hand a druggist's bottle of alki。
  〃Well;〃 he snarled; 〃I suppose I gotta give you cheap skates a
  drink when I ain't got more'n enough for a good petrification for
  myself。〃
  Almost a softening flicker of light was imminent in his withered
  face as he beheld the others proudly lift their hats and exhibit
  their own supplies。
  〃Here's some water for the mixin's;〃 Whiskers said; proffering his
  tomato…can of river slush。  〃Stockyards just above;〃 he added
  apologetically。  〃But they say … 〃
  〃Huh!〃 Slim snapped short; mixing the drink。  〃I've drunk worse'n
  stockyards in my time。〃
  Yet when all was ready; cans of alki in their solitary hands; the
  three things that had once been men hesitated; as if of old habit;
  and next betrayed shame as if at self…exposure。
  Whiskers was the first to brazen it。
  〃I've sat in at many a finer drinking;〃 he bragged。
  〃With the pewter;〃 Slim sneered。
  〃With the silver;〃 Whiskers corrected。
  Slim turned a scorching eye…interrogation on Fatty。
  Fatty nodded。
  〃Beneath the salt;〃 said Slim。
  〃Above it;〃 came Fatty's correction。  〃I was born above it; and
  I've never travelled second class。  First or steerage; but no
  intermediate in mine。〃
  〃Yourself?〃 Whiskers queried of Slim。
  〃In broken glass to the Queen; God bless her;〃 Slim answered;
  solemnly; without snarl or sneer。
  〃In the pantry?〃 Fatty insinuated。
  Simultaneously Slim reached for his quoit; and Whiskers and Fatty
  for their rocks。
  〃Now don't let's get feverish;〃 Fatty said; dropping his own
  weapon。  〃We aren't scum。  We're gentlemen。  Let's drink like
  gentlemen。〃
  〃Let it be a real drinking;〃 Whiskers approved。
  〃Let's get petrified;〃 Slim agreed。  〃Many a distillery's flowed
  under the bridge since we were gentlemen; but let's forget the long
  road we've travelled since; and hit our doss in the good old
  fashion in which every gentleman went to bed when we were young。〃
  〃My father done it … did it;〃 Fatty concurred and corrected; as old
  recollections exploded long…sealed brain…cells of connotation and
  correct usage。
  The other two nodded a descent from similar fathers; and elevated
  their tin cans of alcohol。
  By the time each had finished his own bottle and from his rags
  fished forth a second one; their brains were well…mellowed and a…
  glow; although they had not got around to telling th