第 19 节
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做男人挺好的 更新:2021-02-20 15:18 字数:9322
battered condensed milk can; some dog…meat partly wrapped in brown
paper and evidently begged from some butcher…shop; a carrot that
had been run over in the street by a wagon…wheel; three greenish…
cankered and decayed potatoes; and a sugar…bun with a mouthful
bitten from it and rescued from the gutter; as was made patent by
the gutter…filth that still encrusted it。
A prodigious growth of whiskers; greyish…dirty and untrimmed for
years; sprouted from his face。 This hirsute growth should have
been white; but the season was summer and it had not been exposed
to a rain…shower for some time。 What was visible of the face
looked as if at some period it had stopped a hand…grenade。 The
nose was so variously malformed in its healed brokenness that there
was no bridge; while one nostril; the size of a pea; opened
downward; and the other; the size of a robin's egg; tilted upward
to the sky。 One eye; of normal size; dim…brown and misty; bulged
to the verge of popping out; and as if from senility wept copiously
and continuously。 The other eye; scarcely larger than a squirrel's
and as uncannily bright; twisted up obliquely into the hairy scar
of a bone…crushed eyebrow。 And he had but one arm。
Yet was he cheerful。 On his face; in mild degree; was depicted
sensuous pleasure as he lethargically scratched his ribs with his
one hand。 He pawed over his food…scraps; debated; then drew a
twelve…ounce druggist bottle from his inside coat…pocket。 The
bottle was full of a colourless liquid; the contemplation of which
made his little eye burn brighter and quickened his movements。
Picking up the tomato can; he arose; went down the short path to
the river; and returned with the can filled with not…nice river
water。 In the condensed milk can he mixed one part of water with
two parts of fluid from the bottle。 This colourless fluid was
druggist's alcohol; and as such is known in tramp…land as 〃alki。〃
Slow footsteps; coming down the side of the railroad embankment;
alarmed him ere he could drink。 Placing the can carefully upon the
ground between his legs; he covered it with his hat and waited
anxiously whatever impended。
Out of the darkness emerged a man as filthy ragged as he。 The new…
comer; who might have been fifty; and might have been sixty; was
grotesquely fat。 He bulged everywhere。 He was composed of bulges。
His bulbous nose was the size and shape of a turnip。 His eyelids
bulged and his blue eyes bulged in competition with them。 In many
places the seams of his garments had parted across the bulges of
body。 His calves grew into his feet; for the broken elastic sides
of his Congress gaiters were swelled full with the fat of him。 One
arm only he sported; from the shoulder of which was suspended a
small and tattered bundle with the mud caked dry on the outer
covering from the last place he had pitched his doss。 He advanced
with tentative caution; made sure of the harmlessness of the man
beside the fire; and joined him。
〃Hello; grandpa;〃 the new…comer greeted; then paused to stare at
the other's flaring; sky…open nostril。 〃Say; Whiskers; how'd ye
keep the night dew out of that nose o' yourn?〃
Whiskers growled an incoherence deep in his throat and spat into
the fire in token that he was not pleased by the question。
〃For the love of Mike;〃 the fat man chuckled; 〃if you got caught
out in a rainstorm without an umbrella you'd sure drown; wouldn't
you?〃
〃Can it; Fatty; can it;〃 Whiskers muttered wearily。 〃They ain't
nothin' new in that line of chatter。 Even the bulls hand it out to
me。〃
〃But you can still drink; I hope〃; Fatty at the same time mollified
and invited; with his one hand deftly pulling the slip…knots that
fastened his bundle。
From within the bundle he brought to light a twelve…ounce bottle of
alki。 Footsteps coming down the embankment alarmed him; and he hid
the bottle under his hat on the ground between his legs。
But the next comer proved to be not merely one of their own ilk;
but likewise to have only one arm。 So forbidding of aspect was he
that greetings consisted of no more than grunts。 Huge…boned; tall;
gaunt to cadaverousness; his face a dirty death's head; he was as
repellent a nightmare of old age as ever Dore imagined。 His
toothless; thin…lipped mouth was a cruel and bitter slash under a
great curved nose that almost met the chin and that was like a
buzzard's beak。 His one hand; lean and crooked; was a talon。 The
beady grey eyes; unblinking and unwavering; were bitter as death;
as bleak as absolute zero and as merciless。 His presence was a
chill; and Whiskers and Fatty instinctively drew together for
protection against the unguessed threat of him。 Watching his
chance; privily; Whiskers snuggled a chunk of rock several pounds
in weigh close to his hand if need for action should arise。 Fatty
duplicated the performance。
Then both sat licking their lips; guiltily embarrassed; while the
unblinking eyes of the terrible one bored into them; now into one;
now into another; and then down at the rock…chunks of their
preparedness。
〃Huh!〃 sneered the terrible one; with such dreadfulness of menace
as to cause Whiskers and Fatty involuntarily to close their hands
down on their cave…man's weapons。
〃Huh!〃 the other repeated; reaching his one talon into his side
coat pocket with swift definiteness。 〃A hell of a chance you two
cheap bums 'd have with me。〃
The talon emerged; clutching ready for action a six…pound iron
quoit。
〃We ain't lookin' for trouble; Slim;〃 Fatty quavered。
〃Who in hell are you to call me 'Slim'?〃 came the snarling answer。
〃Me? I'm just Fatty; an' seein' 's I never seen you before … 〃
〃An' I suppose that's Whiskers; there; with the gay an' festive
lamp tan…going into his eyebrow an' the God…forgive…us nose joy…
riding all over his mug?〃
〃It'll do; it'll do;〃 Whiskers muttered uncomfortably。 〃One
monica's as good as another; I find; at my time of life。 And
everybody hands it out to me anyway。 And I need an umbrella when
it rains to keep from getting drowned; an' all the rest of it。〃
〃I ain't used to company … don't like it;〃 Slim growled。 〃So if
you guys want to stick around; mind your step; that's all; mind
your step。〃
He fished from his pocket a cigar stump; self…evidently shot from
the gutter; and prepared to put it in his mouth to chew。 Then he
changed his mind; glared at his companions savagely; and unrolled
his bundle。 Appeared in his hand a druggist's bottle of alki。
〃Well;〃 he snarled; 〃I suppose I gotta give you cheap skates a
drink when I ain't got more'n enough for a good petrification for
myself。〃
Almost a softening flicker of light was imminent in his withered
face as he beheld the others proudly lift their hats and exhibit
their own supplies。
〃Here's some water for the mixin's;〃 Whiskers said; proffering his
tomato…can of river slush。 〃Stockyards just above;〃 he added
apologetically。 〃But they say … 〃
〃Huh!〃 Slim snapped short; mixing the drink。 〃I've drunk worse'n
stockyards in my time。〃
Yet when all was ready; cans of alki in their solitary hands; the
three things that had once been men hesitated; as if of old habit;
and next betrayed shame as if at self…exposure。
Whiskers was the first to brazen it。
〃I've sat in at many a finer drinking;〃 he bragged。
〃With the pewter;〃 Slim sneered。
〃With the silver;〃 Whiskers corrected。
Slim turned a scorching eye…interrogation on Fatty。
Fatty nodded。
〃Beneath the salt;〃 said Slim。
〃Above it;〃 came Fatty's correction。 〃I was born above it; and
I've never travelled second class。 First or steerage; but no
intermediate in mine。〃
〃Yourself?〃 Whiskers queried of Slim。
〃In broken glass to the Queen; God bless her;〃 Slim answered;
solemnly; without snarl or sneer。
〃In the pantry?〃 Fatty insinuated。
Simultaneously Slim reached for his quoit; and Whiskers and Fatty
for their rocks。
〃Now don't let's get feverish;〃 Fatty said; dropping his own
weapon。 〃We aren't scum。 We're gentlemen。 Let's drink like
gentlemen。〃
〃Let it be a real drinking;〃 Whiskers approved。
〃Let's get petrified;〃 Slim agreed。 〃Many a distillery's flowed
under the bridge since we were gentlemen; but let's forget the long
road we've travelled since; and hit our doss in the good old
fashion in which every gentleman went to bed when we were young。〃
〃My father done it … did it;〃 Fatty concurred and corrected; as old
recollections exploded long…sealed brain…cells of connotation and
correct usage。
The other two nodded a descent from similar fathers; and elevated
their tin cans of alcohol。
By the time each had finished his own bottle and from his rags
fished forth a second one; their brains were well…mellowed and a…
glow; although they had not got around to telling th