dalliance　they　prolonged　the　conversation　discussing　the　spiritual
  fitness　of　this　or　that　deacon；　and　the　other　pros　and　cons
  connected　with　him　after　his　spiritual　fitness　had　been　disposed　of；
  all　this　must　be　left　to　the　imagination　of　the　reader。　　Mrs　Cowey
  had　been　so　accustomed　to　scheming　on　her　own　account　that　she　would
  scheme　for　anyone　rather　than　not　scheme　at　all。　　Many　mothers
  turned　to　her　in　their　hour　of　need　and；　provided　they　were
  spiritually　minded；　Mrs　Cowey　never　failed　to　do　her　best　for　them；
  if　the　marriage　of　a　young　Bachelor　of　Arts　was　not　made　in　Heaven；
  it　was　probably　made；　or　at　any　rate　attempted；　in　Mrs　Cowey's
  drawing…room。　　On　the　present　occasion　all　the　deacons　of　the
  University　in　whom　there　lurked　any　spark　of　promise　were
  exhaustively　discussed；　and　the　upshot　was　that　our　friend　Theobald
  was　declared　by　Mrs　Cowey　to　be　about　the　best　thing　she　could　do
  that　afternoon。
  〃I　don't　know　that　he's　a　particularly　fascinating　young　man；　my
  dear；〃　said　Mrs　Cowey；　〃and　he's　only　a　second　son；　but　then　he's
  got　his　fellowship；　and　even　the　second　son　of　such　a　man　as　Mr
  Pontifex　the　publisher　should　have　something　very　comfortable。〃
  〃Why　yes；　my　dear；〃　rejoined　Mrs　Allaby　complacently；　〃that's　what
  one　rather　feels。〃
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  The　interview；　like　all　other　good　things　had　to　come　to　an　end；　the
  days　were　short；　and　Mrs　Allaby　had　a　six　miles'　drive　to
  Crampsford。　　When　she　was　muffled　up　and　had　taken　her　seat；　Mr
  Allaby's　factotum；　James；　could　perceive　no　change　in　her
  appearance；　and　little　knew　what　a　series　of　delightful　visions　he
  was　driving　home　along　with　his　mistress。
  Professor　Cowey　had　published　works　through　Theobald's　father；　and
  Theobald　had　on　this　account　been　taken　in　tow　by　Mrs　Cowey　from　the
  beginning　of　his　University　career。　　She　had　had　her　eye　upon　him
  for　some　time　past；　and　almost　as　much　felt　it　her　duty　to　get　him
  off　her　list　of　young　men　for　whom　wives　had　to　be　provided；　as　poor
  Mrs　Allaby　did　to　try　and　get　a　husband　for　one　of　her　daughters。
  She　now　wrote　and　asked　him　to　come　and　see　her；　in　terms　that
  awakened　his　curiosity。　　When　he　came　she　broached　the　subject　of　Mr
  Allaby's　failing　health；　and　after　the　smoothing　away　of　such
  difficulties　as　were　only　Mrs　Cowey's　due；　considering　the　interest
  she　had　taken；　it　was　allowed　to　come　to　pass　that　Theobald　should
  go　to　Crampsford　for　six　successive　Sundays　and　take　the　half　of　Mr
  Allaby's　duty　at　half　a　guinea　a　Sunday；　for　Mrs　Cowey　cut　down　the
  usual　stipend　mercilessly；　and　Theobald　was　not　strong　enough　to
  resist。
  Ignorant　of　the　plots　which　were　being　prepared　for　his　peace　of
  mind　and　with　no　idea　beyond　that　of　earning　his　three　guineas；　and
  perhaps　of　astonishing　the　inhabitants　of　Crampsford　by　his　academic
  learning；　Theobald　walked　over　to　the　Rectory　one　Sunday　morning
  early　in　Decembera　few　weeks　only　after　he　had　been　ordained。　　He
  had　taken　a　great　deal　of　pains　with　his　sermon；　which　was　on　the
  subject　of　geologythen　coming　to　the　fore　as　a　theological
  bugbear。　　He　showed　that　so　far　as　geology　was　worth　anything　at
  alland　he　was　too　liberal　entirely　to　pooh…pooh　itit　confirmed
  the　absolutely　historical　character　of　the　Mosaic　account　of　the
  Creation　as　given　in　Genesis。　　Any　phenomena　which　at　first　sight
  appeared　to　make　against　this　view　were　only　partial　phenomena　and
  broke　down　upon　investigation。　　Nothing　could　be　in　more　excellent
  taste；　and　when　Theobald　adjourned　to　the　rectory；　where　he　was　to
  dine　between　the　services；　Mr　Allaby　complimented　him　warmly　upon
  his　debut；　while　the　ladies　of　the　family　could　hardly　find　words
  with　which　to　express　their　admiration。
  Theobald　knew　nothing　about　women。　　The　only　women　he　had　been
  thrown　in　contact　with　were　his　sisters；　two　of　whom　were　always
  correcting　him；　and　a　few　school　friends　whom　these　had　got　their
  father　to　ask　to　Elmhurst。　　These　young　ladies　had　either　been　so
  shy　that　they　and　Theobald　had　never　amalgamated；　or　they　had　been
  supposed　to　be　clever　and　had　said　smart　things　to　him。　　He　did　not
  say　smart　things　himself　and　did　not　want　other　people　to　say　them。
  Besides；　they　talked　about　musicand　he　hated　musicor　pictures
  and　he　hated　picturesor　booksand　except　the　classics　he　hated
  books。　　And　then　sometimes　he　was　wanted　to　dance　with　them；　and　he
  did　not　know　how　to　dance；　and　did　not　want　to　know。
  At　Mrs　Cowey's　parties　again　he　had　seen　some　young　ladies　and　had
  been　introduced　to　them。　　He　had　tried　to　make　himself　agreeable；
  but　was　always　left　with　the　impression　that　he　had　not　been
  successful。　　The　young　ladies　of　Mrs　Cowey's　set　were　by　no　means
  the　most　attractive　that　might　have　been　found　in　the　University；
  and　Theobald　may　be　excused　for　not　losing　his　heart　to　the　greater
  number　of　them；　while　if　for　a　minute　or　two　he　was　thrown　in　with
  one　of　the　prettier　and　more　agreeable　girls　he　was　almost
  immediately　cut　out　by　someone　less　bashful　than　himself；　and
  sneaked　off；　feeling　as　far　as　the　fair　sex　was　concerned；　like　the
  impotent　man　at　the　pool　of　Bethesda。
  What　a　really　nice　girl　might　have　done　with　him　I　cannot　tell；　but
  fate　had　thrown　none　such　in　his　way　except　his　youngest　sister
  Alethea；　whom　he　might　perhaps　have　liked　if　she　had　not　been　his
  sister。　　The　result　of　his　experience　was　that　women　had　never　done
  him　any　good　and　he　was　not　accustomed　to　associate　them　with　any
  pleasure；　if　there　was　a　part　of　Hamlet　in　connection　with　them　it
  had　been　so　completely　cut　out　in　the　edition　of　the　play　in　which
  he　was　required　to　act　that　he　had　come　to　disbelieve　in　its
  existence。　　As　for　kissing；　he　had　never　kissed　a　woman　in　his　life
  except　his　sisterand　my　own　sisters　when　we　were　all　small
  children　together。　　Over　and　above　these　kisses；　he　had　until　quite
  lately　been　required　to　imprint　a　solemn　flabby　kiss　night　and
  morning　upon　his　father's　cheek；　and　this；　to　the　best　of　my　belief；
  was　the　extent　of　Theobald's　knowledge　in　the　matter　of　kissing；　at
  the　time　of　which　I　am　now　writing。　　The　result　of　the　foregoing　was
  that　he　had　come　to　dislike　women；　as　mysterious　beings　whose　ways
  were　not　as　his　ways；　nor　their　thoughts　as　his　thoughts。
  With　these　antecedents　Theobald　naturally　felt　rather　bashful　on
  finding　himself　the　admired　of　five　strange　young　ladies。　　I
  remember　when　I　was　a　boy　myself　I　was　once　asked　to　take　tea　at　a
  girls'　school　where　one　of　my　sisters　was　boarding。　　I　was　then
  about　twelve　years　old。　　Everything　went　off　well　during　tea…time；
  for　the　Lady　Principal　of　the　establishment　was　present。　　But　there
  came　a　time　when　she　went　away　and　I　was　left　alone　with　the　girls。
  The　moment　the　mistress's　back　was　turned　the　head　girl；　who　was
  about　my　own　age；　came　up；　pointed　her　finger　at　me；　made　a　face　and
  said　solemnly；　〃A　na…a…sty　bo…o…y！〃　　All　the　girls　followed　her　in
  rotation　making　the　same　gesture　and　the　same　reproach　upon　my　being
  a　boy。　　It　gave　me　a　great　scare。　　I　believe　I　cried；　and　I　know　it
  was　a　long　time　before　I　could　again　face　a　girl　without　a　strong
  desire　to　run　away。
  Theobald　felt　at　first　much　as　I　had　myself　done　at　the　girls'
  school；　but　the　Miss　Allabys　did　not　tell　him　he　was　a　nasty　bo…o…
  oy。　　Their　papa　and　mamma　were　so　cordial　and　they　themselves　lifted
  him　so　deftly　over　conversational　stiles　that　before　dinner　was　over
  Theobald　thought　the　family　to　be　a　really　very　charming　one；　and
  felt　as　though　he　were　being　appreciated　in　a　way　to　which　he　had
  not　hitherto　been　accustomed。
  With　dinner　his　shyness　wore　off。　　He　was　by　no　means　plain；　his
  academic　prestige　was　very　fair。　　There　was　nothing　about　him　to　lay
  hold　of　as　unconventional　or　ridiculous；　the　impression　he　created
  upon　the　young　ladies　was　quite　as　favourable　as　that　which　they　had
  created　upon　himself；　for　they　knew　not　much　more　about　men　than　he
  about　women。
  As　soon　as　he　was　gone；　the　harmony　of　the　establishment　was　broken
  by　a　storm　which　arose　upon　the　question　which　of　them　it　should　be
  who　should　become　Mrs　Pontifex。　　〃My　dears；〃　said　their　father；　when
  he　saw　that　they　did　not　seem　likely　to　settle　the　matter　among
  themselves；　〃Wait　till　to…morrow；　and　then　play　at　cards　for　him。〃
  Having　said　which　he　retired　to　his　study；　where　he　took　a　nightly
  glass　of　whisky　and　a　pipe　of　tobacco。
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  The　next　morning　saw　Theobald　in　his　rooms　coaching　a　pupil；　and　the
  Miss　Allabys　in　the　eldest　Miss　Allaby's　bedroom　playing　at　cards
  with　Theobald　for　the　stakes。
  The　winner　was　Christina；　the　second　unmarried　daughter；　then　just
  twenty…seven　years　old　and　therefore　four　years　older　than　Theobald。
  The　younger　sisters　complained　that　it　was　throwing　a　husband　away
  to　let　Christina　try　and　catch　him；　for　she　was　so　much　older　that
  she　had　no　chance；　but　Christina　showed　fight　in　a　way　not　usual
  with　her；　for　she　was　by　nature　yielding　and　good　tempered。　　Her
  mother　thought　it　better　to　back　her　up；　so　the　two　dangerous　ones
  were　packed　off　then　and　there　on　visits　to　friends　some　way　off；
  and　those　alone　allowed　to　remain　at　home　whose　loyalty　could　be
  depended　upon。　　The　brothers　did　not　even　suspect　what　was　g