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作者:博搏      更新:2021-02-20 05:56      字数:9321
  might she not aspirate her vowels when she was exasperated herself?
  He   turned   upon   his   other   heel;   and   rejoined   her。 She   looked   angry
  still; because she knew that she was guilty; or; what was much the same;
  knew   that   HE   thought   so。    〃My  dear   queen;〃   said   he;   〃duplicity  of   any
  sort is exceedingly objectionable between married people of any rank; not
  to   say   kings   and   queens;   and   the   most   objectionable   form   duplicity   can
  assume is that of punning。〃
  〃There!〃   said   the   queen;   〃I   never   made   a   jest;   but   I   broke   it   in   the
  making。      I am the most unfortunate woman in the world!〃
  She looked so rueful; that the king took her in his arms; and they sat
  down to consult。
  〃Can you bear this?〃 said the king。
  〃No; I can't;〃 said the queen。
  〃Well; what's to be done?〃 said the king。
  〃I'm sure   I   don't   know;〃 said   the queen。      〃But   might you   not try  an
  apology?〃
  〃To my old sister; I suppose you mean?〃 said the king。
  〃Yes;〃 said the queen。
  〃Well; I don't mind;〃 said the king。           So he went the next morning to
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  the house of the princess; and; making a very humble apology; begged her
  to undo the spell。       But the princess declared; with a grave face; that she
  knew nothing at all about it。         Her eyes; however; shone pink; which was a
  sign    that  she   was    happy。    She     advised    the  king    and   queen    to  have
  patience; and to mend their ways。            The king returned disconsolate。            The
  queen tried to comfort him。
  〃We   will   wait   till   she   is   older。 She   may   then   be   able   to   suggest
  something   herself。       She   will   know   at   least   how   she   feels;   and   explain
  things to us。〃
  〃But    what    if  she   should    marry?〃     exclaimed     the   king;   in  sudden
  consternation at the idea。
  〃Well; what of that?〃 rejoined the queen。 〃Just think!                If she were to
  have children!       In the course of a hundred years the air might be as full of
  floating children as of gossamers in autumn。〃
  〃That   is   no   business   of   ours;〃   replied   the   queen。 〃Besides;   by   that
  time they will have learned to take care of themselves。〃
  A sigh was the king's only answer。
  He would have consulted the court physicians; but he was afraid they
  would try experiments upon her。
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  6。        She Laughs Too Much。
  Meantime; notwithstanding awkward occurrences; and griefs that she
  brought upon her parents; the little princess laughed and grewnot fat; but
  plump and tall。       She reached the age of seventeen; without having fallen
  into any worse scrape than a chimney; by rescuing her from which; a little
  bird…nesting urchin got fame and a black face。 Nor; thoughtless as she was;
  had    she   committed      anything     worse    than   laughter    at   everybody     and
  everything   that   came   in   her   way。    When   she   was   told;   for   the   sake   of
  experiment; that General Clanrunfort was cut to pieces with all his troops;
  she laughed; when she heard that the enemy was on his way to besiege her
  papa's   capital;   she   laughed   hugely;   but   when   she   was   told   that   the   city
  would certainly be abandoned to the mercy of the enemy's soldierywhy;
  then she laughed immoderately。             She   never   could be brought to   see   the
  serious side of anything。        When her mother cried; she said;
  〃What   queer   faces   mamma   makes!          And   she   squeezes   water   out   of
  her cheeks?      Funny mamma!〃
  And when her papa stormed at her; she laughed; and danced round and
  round him; clapping her hands; and crying
  〃Do    it  again;   papa。    Do    it  again!   It's  SUCH      fun!    Dear;    funny
  papa!〃
  And if he tried to catch her; she glided from him in an instant; not in
  the least afraid of him; but thinking it part of the game not to be caught。
  With one push of her foot; she would be floating in the air above his head;
  or   she   would   go   dancing   backwards   and   forwards   and   sideways;   like   a
  great   butterfly。    It   happened   several   times;   when   her   father   and   mother
  were holding a consultation about her in private; that they were interrupted
  by vainly repressed outbursts of laughter over their heads; and looking up
  with   indignation;   saw   her   floating   at   full   length   in   the   air   above   them;
  whence   she   regarded       them   with   the   most   comical   appreciation   of   the
  position。
  One day an awkward accident happened。                 The princess had come out
  upon   the   lawn   with   one   of   her   attendants;   who   held   her   by   the   hand。
  Spying her father at the other side of the lawn; she snatched her hand from
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  the maid's; and sped across to him。            Now when she wanted to run alone;
  her custom was to catch up a stone in each hand; so that she might come
  down again after a bound。           Whatever she wore as part of her attire had no
  effect   in   this   way:   even   gold;   when   it   thus   became   as   it   were   a   part   of
  herself; lost all its weight for the time。         But whatever she only held in her
  hands   retained   its   downward   tendency。        On   this   occasion   she   could   see
  nothing to catch up but a huge toad; that was walking across the lawn as if
  he had a hundred years to do it in。           Not knowing what disgust meant; for
  this   was   one  of   her   peculiarities;   she  snatched   up   the  toad   and   bounded
  away。     She   had   almost   reached   her   father;   and   he   was   holding   out   his
  arms to receive her; and take from her lips the kiss which hovered on them
  like a butterfly on a rosebud; when a puff of wind blew her aside into the
  arms   of   a   young   page;  who   had   just   been   receiving   a   message   from  his
  Majesty。      Now it was no great peculiarity in the princess that; once she
  was set agoing; it always cost her time and trouble to check herself。                    On
  this occasion there was no time。            She must kiss…and she kissed the page。
  She did not mind it much; for she had no shyness in her composition; and
  she knew; besides; that she could not help it。             So she only laughed; like a
  musical box。       The poor page fared the worst。            For the princess; trying to
  correct the unfortunate tendency of the kiss; put out her hands to keep her
  off the page; so that; along with the kiss; he received; on the other cheek; a
  slap   with   the   huge   black   toad;   which   she   poked   right   into   his   eye。 He
  tried to laugh; too; but the attempt resulted in such an odd contortion of
  countenance; as showed that there was no danger of his pluming himself
  on the kiss。      As for the king; his dignity was greatly hurt; and he did not
  speak to the page for a whole month。
  I may here remark that it was very amusing to see her run; if her mode
  of   progression   could   properly   be   called   running。       For   first   she   would
  make a bound; then; having alighted; she would run a few steps; and make
  another bound。        Sometimes she would fancy she had reached the ground
  before she actually had; and her feet would go backwards and forwards;
  running upon nothing at all; like those of a chicken on its back。                 Then she
  would     laugh    like  the  very   spirit  of   fun;  only   in  her   laugh   there   was
  something   missing。        What   it   was;   I   find   myself   unable   to   describe。  I
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  think   it   was   a   certain   tone;   depending   upon   the   possibility   of   sorrow
  MORBIDEZZA; perhaps。               She never smiled。
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  7。        Try Metaphysics。
  After   a   long   avoidance   of   the   painful   subject;   the   king   and   queen
  resolved   to   hold   a   council   of   three   upon   it;   and   so   they   sent   for   the
  princess。     In she came; sliding and flitting and gliding from one piece of
  furniture   to   another;   and