第 25 节
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敏儿不觉 更新:2021-02-19 21:45 字数:9322
am convinced; any want of provisions of a more substantial kind;
such as dried beef; pork; and fish; so that the captain seemed
ready to perform his contract; and amply to provide for his
passengers。 What I did then was not from necessity; but;
perhaps; from a less excusable motive; and was by no means
chargeable to the account of the captain。
But; let the motive have been what it would; the consequence was
still the same; and this was such that I am firmly persuaded the
whole pitiful thirty pounds came pure and neat into the captain's
pocket; and not only so; but attended with the value of ten pound
more in sundries into the bargain。 I must confess myself
therefore at a loss how the epithet PITIFUL came to be annexed to
the above sum; for; not being a pitiful price for what it was
given; I cannot conceive it to be pitiful in itself; nor do I
believe it is thought by the greatest men in the kingdom; none of
whom would scruple to search for it in the dirtiest kennel; where
they had only a reasonable hope of success。 How; therefore; such
a sum should acquire the idea of pitiful in the eyes of the
master of a ship seems not easy to be accounted for; since it
appears more likely to produce in him ideas of a different kind。
Some men; perhaps; are no more sincere in the contempt for it
which they express than others in their contempt of money in
general; and I am the rather inclined to this persuasion; as I
have seldom heard of either who have refused or refunded this
their despised object。 Besides; it is sometimes impossible to
believe these professions; as every action of the man's life is a
contradiction to it。 Who can believe a tradesman who says he
would not tell his name for the profit he gets by the selling
such a parcel of goods; when he hath told a thousand lies in
order to get it? Pitiful; indeed; is often applied to an object
not absolutely; but comparatively with our expectations; or with
a greater object: in which sense it is not easy to set any
bounds to the use of the word。 Thus; a handful of halfpence
daily appear pitiful to a porter; and a handful of silver to a
drawer。 The latter; I am convinced; at a polite tavern; will
not tell his name (for he will not give you any answer) under the
price of gold。 And in this sense thirty pound may be accounted
pitiful by the lowest mechanic。
One difficulty only seems to occur; and that is this: how comes
it that; if the profits of the meanest arts are so considerable;
the professors of them are not richer than we generally see them?
One answer to this shall suffice。 Men do not become rich by what
they get; but by what they keep。 He who is worth no more than
his annual wages or salary; spends the whole; he will be always a
beggar let his income be what it will; and so will be his family
when he dies。 This we see daily to be the case of ecclesiastics;
who; during their lives; are extremely well provided for; only
because they desire to maintain the honor of the cloth by living
like gentlemen; which would; perhaps; be better maintained by
living unlike them。
But; to return from so long a digression; to which the use of so
improper an epithet gave occasion; and to which the novelty of
the subject allured; I will make the reader amends by concisely
telling him that the captain poured forth such a torrent of abuse
that I very hastily and very foolishly resolved to quit the ship。
I gave immediate orders to summon a hoy to carry me that evening
to Dartmouth; without considering any consequence。 Those orders
I gave in no very low voice; so that those above stairs might
possibly conceive there was more than one master in the cabin。
In the same tone I likewise threatened the captain with that
which; he afterwards said; he feared more than any rock or
quicksand。 Nor can we wonder at this when we are told he had
been twice obliged to bring to and cast anchor there before; and
had neither time escaped without the loss of almost his whole cargo。
The most distant sound of law thus frightened a man who had
often; I am convinced; heard numbers of cannon roar round him
with intrepidity。 Nor did he sooner see the hoy approaching the
vessel than he ran down again into the cabin; and; his rage being
perfectly subsided; he tumbled on his knees; and a little too
abjectly implored for mercy。
I did not suffer a brave man and an old man to remain a moment in
this posture; but I immediately forgave him。
And here; that I may not be thought the sly trumpeter of my own
praises; I do utterly disclaim all praise on the occasion。
Neither did the greatness of my mind dictate; nor the force of my
Christianity exact; this forgiveness。 To speak truth; I forgave
him from a motive which would make men much more forgiving if
they were much wiser than they are; because it was convenient for
me so to do。
Wednesday。This morning the captain dressed himself in scarlet
in order to pay a visit to a Devonshire squire; to whom a captain
of a ship is a guest of no ordinary consequence; as he is a
stranger and a gentleman; who hath seen a great deal of the world
in foreign parts; and knows all the news of the times。
The squire; therefore; was to send his boat for the captain; but
a most unfortunate accident happened; for; as the wind was
extremely rough and against the hoy; while this was endeavoring
to avail itself of great seamanship in hauling up against the
wind; a sudden squall carried off sail and yard; or at least so
disabled them that they were no longer of any use and unable to
reach the ship; but the captain; from the deck; saw his hopes of
venison disappointed; and was forced either to stay on board his
ship; or to hoist forth his own long…boat; which he could not
prevail with himself to think of; though the smell of the venison
had had twenty times its attraction。 He did; indeed; love his
ship as his wife; and his boats as children; and never willingly
trusted the latter; poor things! to the dangers of the sea。
To say truth; notwithstanding the strict rigor with which he
preserved the dignity of his stations and the hasty impatience
with which he resented any affront to his person or orders;
disobedience to which he could in no instance brook in any person
on board。 he was one of the best natured fellows alive。 He
acted the part of a father to his sailors; he expressed great
tenderness for any of them when ill; and never suffered any the
least work of supererogation to go unrewarded by a glass of gin。
He even extended his humanity; if I may so call it; to animals;
and even his cats and kittens had large shares in his affections。
An instance of which we saw this evening; when the cat; which had
shown it could not be drowned; was found suffocated under a
feather…bed in the cabin。 I will not endeavor to describe his
lamentations with more prolixity than barely by saying they were
grievous; and seemed to have some mixture of the Irish howl in
them。 Nay; he carried his fondness even to inanimate objects; of
which we have above set down a pregnant example in his
demonstration of love and tenderness towards his boats and ship。
He spoke of a ship which he had commanded formerly; and which was
long since no more; which he had called the Princess of Brazil;
as a widower of a deceased wife。 This ship; after having
followed the honest business of carrying goods and passengers for
hire many years; did at last take to evil courses and turn
privateer; in which service; to use his own words; she received
many dreadful wounds; which he himself had felt as if they had
been his own。
Thursday。As the wind did not yesterday discover any purpose of
shifting; and the water in my belly grew troublesome and rendered
me short…breathed; I began a second time to have apprehensions of
wanting the assistance of a trochar when none was to be found; I
therefore concluded to be tapped again by way of precaution; and
accordingly I this morning summoned on board a surgeon from a
neighboring parish; one whom the captain greatly recommended; and
who did indeed perform his office with much dexterity。 He was; I
believe; likewise a man of great judgment and knowledge in the
profession; but of this I cannot speak with perfect certainty;
for; when he was going to open on the dropsy at large and on the
particular degree of the distemper under which I labored; I was
obliged to stop him short; for the wind was changed; and the
captain in the utmost hurry to depart; and to desire him; instead
of his opinion; to assist me with his execution。 I was now once
more delivered from my burden; which was not indeed so great as I
had apprehended; wanting two quarts of what was let out at the
last operation。
While the surgeon was drawing away my water the sailors were
drawing up the anchor; both were finished at the same time; we
unfurled our sails and soon passed the Berry…head; which