第 4 节
作者:敏儿不觉      更新:2021-02-19 21:45      字数:9322
  reader will easily perceive it is not introduced for its own
  sake; but for some observations and reflections naturally
  resulting from it; and which; if but little to his amusement;
  tend directly to the instruction of the reader or to the
  information of the public; to whom if I choose to convey such
  instruction or information with an air of joke and laughter; none
  but the dullest of fellows will; I believe; censure it; but if
  they should; I have the authority of more than one passage in
  Horace to allege in my defense。  Having thus endeavored to
  obviate some censures; to which a man without the gift of
  foresight; or any fear of the imputation of being a conjurer;
  might conceive this work would be liable; I might now undertake a
  more pleasing task; and fall at once to the direct and positive
  praises of the work itself; of which indeed; I could say a
  thousand good things; but the task is so very pleasant that I
  shall leave it wholly to the reader; and it is all the task that
  I impose on him。  A moderation for which he may think himself
  obliged to me when he compares it with the conduct of authors;
  who often fill a whole sheet with their own praises; to which
  they sometimes set their own real names; and sometimes a
  fictitious one。  One hint; however; I must give the kind reader;
  which is; that if he should be able to find no sort of amusement
  in the book; he will be pleased to remember the public utility
  which will arise from it。  If entertainment; as Mr。 Richardson
  observes; be but a secondary consideration in a romance; with
  which Mr。 Addison; I think; agrees; affirming the use of the
  pastry cook to be the first; if this; I say; be true of a mere
  work of invention; sure it may well be so considered in a work
  founded; like this; on truth; and where the political reflections
  form so distinguishing a part。  But perhaps I may hear; from some
  critic of the most saturnine complexion; that my vanity must have
  made a horrid dupe of my judgment; if it hath flattered me with
  an expectation of having anything here seen in a grave light; or
  of conveying any useful instruction to the public; or to their
  guardians。  I answer; with the great man whom I just now quoted;
  that my purpose is to convey instruction in the vehicle of
  entertainment; and so to bring about at once; like the revolution
  in the Rehearsal; a perfect reformation of the laws relating to
  our maritime affairs:  an undertaking; I will not say more
  modest; but surely more feasible; than that of reforming a whole
  people; by making use of a vehicular story; to wheel in among
  them worse manners than their own。
  INTRODUCTION
  In the beginning of August; 1753; when I had taken the duke of
  Portland's medicine; as it is called; near a year; the effects of
  which had been the carrying off the symptoms of a lingering
  imperfect gout; I was persuaded by Mr。 Ranby; the king's premier
  sergeant…surgeon; and the ablest advice; I believe; in all
  branches of the physical profession; to go immediately to Bath。
  I accordingly wrote that very night to Mrs。 Bowden; who; by the
  next post; informed me she had taken me a lodging for a month
  certain。  Within a few days after this; whilst I was preparing
  for my journey; and when I was almost fatigued to death with
  several long examinations; relating to five different murders;
  all committed within the space of a week; by different gangs of
  street…robbers; I received a message from his grace the duke of
  Newcastle; by Mr。 Carrington; the king's messenger; to attend his
  grace the next morning; in Lincoln's…inn…fields; upon some
  business of importance; but I excused myself from complying with
  the message; as; besides being lame; I was very ill with the
  great fatigues I had lately undergone added to my distemper。
  His grace; however; sent Mr。 Carrington; the very next morning;
  with another summons; with which; though in the utmost distress;
  I immediately complied; but the duke; happening; unfortunately
  for me; to be then particularly engaged; after I had waited some
  time; sent a gentleman to discourse with me on the best plan
  which could be invented for putting an immediate end to those
  murders and robberies which were every day committed in the
  streets; upon which I promised to transmit my opinion; in
  writing; to his grace; who; as the gentleman informed me;
  intended to lay it before the privy council。
  Though this visit cost me a severe cold; I; notwithstanding; set
  myself down to work; and in about four days sent the duke as
  regular a plan as I could form; with all the reasons and
  arguments I could bring to support it; drawn out in several
  sheets of paper; and soon received a message from the duke by Mr。
  Carrington; acquainting me that my plan was highly approved of;
  and that all the terms of it would be complied with。  The
  principal and most material of those terms was the immediately
  depositing six hundred pound in my hands; at which small charge I
  undertook to demolish the then reigning gangs; and to put the
  civil policy into such order; that no such gangs should ever be
  able; for the future; to form themselves into bodies; or at least
  to remain any time formidable to the public。
  I had delayed my Bath journey for some time; contrary to the
  repeated advice of my physical acquaintance; and to the ardent
  desire of my warmest friends; though my distemper was now turned
  to a deep jaundice; in which case the Bath waters are generally
  reputed to be almost infallible。  But I had the most eager desire
  of demolishing this gang of villains and cut…throats; which I was
  sure of accomplishing the moment I was enabled to pay a fellow
  who had undertaken; for a small sum; to betray them into the
  hands of a set of thief…takers whom I had enlisted into the
  service; all men of known and approved fidelity and intrepidity。
  After some weeks the money was paid at the treasury; and within a
  few days after two hundred pounds of it had come to my hands; the
  whole gang of cut…throats was entirely dispersed; seven of them
  were in actual custody; and the rest driven; some out of the
  town; and others out of the kingdom。  Though my health was now
  reduced to the last extremity; I continued to act with the utmost
  vigor against these villains; in examining whom; and in taking
  the depositions against them; I have often spent whole days; nay;
  sometimes whole nights; especially when there was any difficulty
  in procuring sufficient evidence to convict them; which is a very
  common case in street…robberies; even when the guilt of the party
  is sufficiently apparent to satisfy the most tender conscience。
  But courts of justice know nothing of a cause more than what is
  told them on oath by a witness; and the most flagitious villain
  upon earth is tried in the same manner as a man of the best
  character who is accused of the same crime。  Meanwhile; amidst
  all my fatigues and distresses; I had the satisfaction to find my
  endeavors had been attended with such success that this hellish
  society were almost utterly extirpated; and that; instead of
  reading of murders and street…robberies in the news almost every
  morning; there was; in the remaining part of the month of
  November; and in all December; not only no such thing as a
  murder; but not even a street…robbery committed。  Some such;
  indeed; were mentioned in the public papers; but they were all
  found on the strictest inquiry; to be false。  In this entire
  freedom from street…robberies; during the dark months; no man
  will; I believe; scruple to acknowledge that the winter of 1753
  stands unrivaled; during a course of many years; and this may
  possibly appear the more extraordinary to those who recollect the
  outrages with which it began。  Having thus fully accomplished my
  undertaking; I went into the country; in a very weak and
  deplorable condition; with no fewer or less diseases than a
  jaundice; a dropsy; and an asthma; altogether uniting their
  forces in the destruction of a body so entirely emaciated that it
  had lost all its muscular flesh。  Mine was now no longer what was
  called a Bath case; nor; if it had been so; had I strength
  remaining sufficient to go thither; a ride of six miles only
  being attended with an intolerable fatigue。  I now discharged my
  lodgings at Bath; which I had hitherto kept。  I began in earnest
  to look on my case as desperate; and I had vanity enough to rank
  myself with those heroes who; of old times; became voluntary
  sacrifices to the good of the public。  But; lest the reader
  should be too eager to catch  at the word VANITY; and should be
  unwilling to indulge me with so sublime a gratification; for I
  think he is not too apt to gratify me; I will take my key a pitch
  lower; and will frankly own that I had a stronger motive than the
  love of the public to push me on:  I will therefore confess to
  him that my private affairs at the beginning of the winter had
  but a gloomy aspect; for I had not plundered the pu