The　frame　of　the　old　house　is　of　woodwhich　but　the　more　sets
  forth　the　solidity　of　the　chimney；　which　is　of　brick。　And　as　the
  great　wrought　nails；　binding　the　clapboards；　are　unknown　in　these
  degenerate　days；　so　are　the　huge　bricks　in　the　chimney　walls。　The
  architect　of　the　chimney　must　have　had　the　pyramid　of　Cheops
  before　him；　for；　after　that　famous　structure；　it　seems　modeled；
  only　its　rate　of　decrease　towards　the　summit　is　considerably
  less；　and　it　is　truncated。　From　the　exact　middle　of　the　mansion
  it　soars　from　the　cellar；　right　up　through　each　successive　floor；
  till；　four　feet　square；　it　breaks　water　from　the　ridge…pole　of
  the　roof；　like　an　anvil…headed　whale；　through　the　crest　of　a
  billow。　Most　people；　though；　liken　it；　in　that　part；　to　a　razed
  observatory；　masoned　up。
  The　reason　for　its　peculiar　appearance　above　the　roof　touches
  upon　rather　delicate　ground。　How　shall　I　reveal　that；　forasmuch
  as　many　years　ago　the　original　gable　roof　of　the　old　house　had
  become　very　leaky；　a　temporary　proprietor　hired　a　band　of
  woodmen；　with　their　huge；　cross…cut　saws；　and　went　to　sawing　the
  old　gable　roof　clean　off。　Off　it　went；　with　all　its　birds'　nests；
  and　dormer　windows。　It　was　replaced　with　a　modern　roof；　more　fit
  for　a　railway　wood…house　than　an　old　country　gentleman's　abode。
  This　operationrazeeing　the　structure　some　fifteen　feetwas；　in
  effect　upon　the　chimney；　something　like　the　falling　of　the　great
  spring　tides。　It　left　uncommon　low　water　all　about　the
  chimneyto　abate　which　appearance；　the　same　person　now　proceeds
  to　slice　fifteen　feet　off　the　chimney　itself；　actually　beheading
  my　royal　old　chinmeya　regicidal　act；　which；　were　it　not　for　the
  palliating　fact　that　he　was　a　poulterer　by　trade；　and；　therefore；
  hardened　to　such　neck…wringings；　should　send　that　former
  proprietor　down　to　posterity　in　the　same　cart　with　Cromwell。
  Owing　to　its　pyramidal　shape；　the　reduction　of　the　chimney
  inordinately　widened　its　razeed　summit。　Inordinately；　I　say；　but
  only　in　the　estimation　of　such　as　have　no　eye　to　the　picturesque。
  What　care　I；　if；　unaware　that　my　chimney；　as　a　free　citizen　of
  this　free　land；　stands　upon　an　independent　basis　of　its　own；
  people　passing　it；　wonder　how　such　a　brick…kiln；　as　they　call　it；
  is　supported　upon　mere　joists　and　rafters？　What　care　I？　I　will
  give　a　traveler　a　cup　of　switchel；　if　he　want　it；　but　am　I　bound
  to　supply　him　with　a　sweet　taste？　Men　of　cultivated　minds　see；　in
  my　old　house　and　chimney；　a　goodly　old　elephant…and…castle。
  All　feeling　hearts　will　sympathize　with　me　in　what　I　am　now　about
  to　add。　The　surgical　operation；　above　referred　to；　necessarily
  brought　into　the　open　air　a　part　of　the　chimney　previously　under
  cover；　and　intended　to　remain　so；　and；　therefore；　not　built　of
  what　are　called　weather…bricks。　In　consequence；　the　chimney；
  though　of　a　vigorous　constitution；　suffered　not　a　little；　from　so
  naked　an　exposure；　and；　unable　to　acclimate　itself；　ere　long
  began　to　failshowing　blotchy　symptoms　akin　to　those　in　measles。
  Whereupon　travelers；　passing　my　way；　would　wag　their　heads；
  laughing；　〃See　that　wax　nosehow　it　melts　off！〃　But　what　cared
  I？　The　same　travelers　would　travel　across　the　sea　to　view
  Kenilworth　peeling　away；　and　for　a　very　good　reason：　that　of　all
  artists　of　the　picturesque；　decay　wears　the　palmI　would　say；
  the　ivy。　In　fact；　I've　often　thought　that　the　proper　place　for　my
  old　chimney　is　ivied　old　England。
  In　vain　my　wifewith　what　probable　ulterior　intent　will；　ere
  long；　appearsolemnly　warned　me；　that　unless　something　were
  done；　and　speedily；　we　should　be　burnt　to　the　ground；　owing　to
  the　holes　crumbling　through　the　aforesaid　blotchy　parts；　where
  the　chimney　joined　the　roof。　〃Wife；〃　said　I；　〃far　better　that　my
  house　should　bum　down；　than　that　my　chimney　should　be　pulled
  down；　though　but　a　few　feet。　They　call　it　a　wax　nose；　very　good；
  not　for　me　to　tweak　the　nose　of　my　superior。〃　But　at　last　the　man
  who　has　a　mortgage　on　the　house　dropped　me　a　note；　reminding　me
  that；　if　my　chimney　was　allowed　to　stand　in　that　invalid
  condition；　my　policy　of　insurance　would　be　void。　This　was　a　sort
  of　hint　not　to　be　neglected。　All　the　world　over；　the　picturesque
  yields　to　the　pocketesque。　The　mortgagor　cared　not；　but　the
  mortgagee　did。
  So　another　operation　was　performed。　The　wax　nose　was　taken　off；
  and　a　new　one　fitted　on。　Unfortunately　for　the　expressionbeing
  put　up　by　a　squint…eyed　mason；　who；　at　the　time；　had　a　bad　stitch
  in　the　same　sidethe　new　nose　stands　a　little　awry；　in　the　same
  direction。
  Of　one　thing；　however；　I　am　proud。　The　horizontal　dimensions　of
  the　new　part　are　unreduced。
  Large　as　the　chimney　appears　upon　the　roof；　that　is　nothing　to
  its　spaciousness　below。　At　its　base　in　the　cellar；　it　is
  precisely　twelve　feet　square；　and　hence　covers　precisely　one
  hundred　and　forty…four　superficial　feet。　What　an
  appropriation　of　terra　firma　for　a　chimney；　and　what　a　huge　load
  for　this　earth！　　In　fact；　it　was　only　because　I　and　my　chimney
  formed　no　part　of　his　ancient　burden；　that　that　stout　peddler；
  Atlas　of　old；　was　enabled　to　stand　up　so　bravely　under　his　pack。
  The　dimensions　given　may；　perhaps；　seem　fabulous。　But；　like　those
  stones　at　Gilgal；　which　Joshua　set　up　for　a　memorial　of　having
  passed　over　Jordan；　does　not　my　chimney　remain；　even　unto　this
  day？
  Very　often　I　go　down　into　my　cellar；　and　attentively　survey　that
  vast　square　of　masonry。　　I　stand　long；　and　ponder　over；　and
  wonder　at　it。　It　has　a　druidical　look；　away　down　in　the
  umbrageous　cellar　there　whose　numerous　vaulted　passages；　and　far
  glens　of　gloom；　resemble　the　dark；　damp　depths　of　primeval　woods。
  So　strongly　did　this　conceit　steal　over　me；　so　deeply　was　I
  penetrated　with　wonder　at　the　chimney；　that　one　daywhen　I　was　a
  little　out　of　my　mind；　I　now　thinkgetting　a　spade　from　the
  garden；　I　set　to　work；　digging　round　the　foundation；　especially
  at　the　corners　thereof；　obscurely　prompted　by　dreams　of　striking
  upon　some　old；　earthen…worn　memorial　of　that　by…gone　day；　when；
  into　all　this　gloom；　the　light　of　heaven　entered；　as　the　masons
  laid　the　foundation…stones；　peradventure　sweltering　under　an
  August　sun；　or　pelted　by　a　March　storm。　　Plying　my　blunted　spade；
  how　vexed　was　I　by　that　ungracious　interruption　of　a　neighbor
  who；　calling　to　see　me　upon　some　business；　and　being　informed
  that　I　was　below　said　I　need　not　be　troubled　to　come　up；　but　he
  would　go　down　to　me；　and　so；　without　ceremony；　and　without　my
  having　been　forewarned；　suddenly　discovered　me；　digging　in　my
  cellar。
  〃Gold　digging；　sir？〃
  〃Nay；　sir；〃　answered　I；　starting；　〃I　was　merelyahem！merelyI
  say　I　was　merely　digging…round　my　chimney。〃
  〃Ah；　loosening　the　soil；　to　make　it　grow。　Your　chimney；　sir；　you
  regard　as　too　small；　I　suppose；　needing　further　development；
  especially　at　the　top？〃
  〃Sir！〃　said　I；　throwing　down　the　spade；　〃do　not　be　personal。　I
  and　my　chimney〃
  〃Personal？〃
  〃Sir；　I　look　upon　this　chimney　less　as　a　pile　of　masonry　than　as
  a　personage。　It　is　the　king　of　the　house。　I　am　but　a　suffered　and
  inferior　subject。〃
  In　fact；　I　would　permit　no　gibes　to　be　cast　at　either　myself　or
  my　chimney；　and　never　again　did　my　visitor　refer　to　it　in　my
  hearing；　without　coupling　some　compliment　with　the　mention。　　It
  well　deserves　a　respectful　consideration。　There　it　stands；
  solitary　and　alonenot　a　councilof　ten　flues；　but；　like　his
  sacred　majesty　of　Russia；　a　unit　of　an　autocrat。
  Even　to　me；　its　dimensions；　at　times；　seem　incredible。　　It　does
  not　look　so　bigno；　not　even　in　the　cellar。　By　the　mere　eye；　its
  magnitude　can　be　but　imperfectly　comprehended；　because　only　one
  side　can　be　received　at　one　time；　and　said　side　can　only　present
  twelve　feet；　linear　measure。　　But　then；　each　other　side　also　is
  twelve　feet　long；　and　the　whole　obviously　forms　a　square　and
  twelve　times　twelve　is　one　hundred　and　forty…four。　And　so；　an
  adequate　conception　of　the　magnitude　of　this　chimney　is　only　to
  be　got　at　by　a　sort　of　process　in　the　higher　mathematics　by　a
  method　somewhat　akin　to　those　whereby　the　surprising　distances　of
  fixed　stars　are　computed。
  It　need　hardly　be　said；　that　the　walls　of　my　house　are　entirely
  free　from　fireplaces。　These　all　congregate　in　the　middlein　the
  one　grand　central　chimney；　upon　all　four　sides　of　which　are
  hearthstwo　tiers　of　hearthsso　that　when；　in　the　various
  chambers；　my　family　and　guests　are　warming　themselves　of　a　cold
  winter's　night；　just　before　retiring；　then；　though　at　the　time
  they　may　not　be　thinking　so；　all　their　faces　mutually　look
  towards　each　other；　yea；　all　their　feet　point　to　one　centre；　and；
  when　they　go　to　sleep　in　their　beds；　they　all　sleep　round　one
  warm　chimney；　like　so　many　Iroquois　Indians；　in　the　woods；　round
  their　one　heap　of　embers。　　And　just　as　the　Indians'　fire　serves；
  not　only　to　keep　them　comfortable；　but　also　to　keep　off　wolves；
  and　other　savage　mon